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File: 2FC55D7E-3CE5-4C4E-9A68-F1810951C310.jpg (558 KB, 1920x800) O Itv/ Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)22:46:56 No.152468803 [Reply] >Look at that subtle off-gold colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh Eru, it even has an inscription. >> Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)23:12:08 No.152469645 File: 1601794079080.png (554 KB, 750x314) >Aragorn, it's Boromir. You're my brother, my captain and my king so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some Uruk-Hai in Amon Hen uptown uh, some orcs, maybe 5 or 10, um, a goblin I ran into in the Mines of Moria. I left him in a pile of rubble behind some dwarf's grave. I killed another goblin with an axe, I had to, he almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a hobbit, but he's dead too. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure l'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess, I guess l'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Minas Tirith, so you know, keep your eyes open.
File: 2FC55D7E-3CE5-4C4E-9A68-F1810951C310.jpg (558 KB, 1920x800) O Itv/ Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)22:46:56 No.152468803 [Reply] >Look at that subtle off-gold colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh Eru, it even has an inscription. >> Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)23:12:08 No.152469645 File: 1601794079080.png (554 KB, 750x314) >Aragorn, it's Boromir. You're my brother, my captain and my king so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some Uruk-Hai in Amon Hen uptown uh, some orcs, maybe 5 or 10, um, a goblin I ran into in the Mines of Moria. I left him in a pile of rubble behind some dwarf's grave. I killed another goblin with an axe, I had to, he almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a hobbit, but he's dead too. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure l'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess, I guess l'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Minas Tirith, so you know, keep your eyes open.

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Anon sums up reddit users | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:36:04 No.857194416 ► >be reddit user >log in to reddit feeling superior to everyone else >act like you have an enlighted sense of morality >find someone who made a joke and write a f------ wall of text >lecture them on how on this day and age our multiculturalism and the developed human perception of universal ethic and whatever the f--- >dOwNvOtE aNd rEpOrT >*snortlaugh* >also, eMoJi bAd >*sharts* >proceeds to post on /confession about how he used to bully his disabled brother for years
O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:36:04 No.857194416 ► >be reddit user >log in to reddit feeling superior to everyone else >act like you have an enlighted sense of morality >find someone who made a joke and write a f------ wall of text >lecture them on how on this day and age our multiculturalism and the developed human perception of universal ethic and whatever the f--- >dOwNvOtE aNd rEpOrT >*snortlaugh* >also, eMoJi bAd >*sharts* >proceeds to post on /confession about how he used to bully his disabled brother for years

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Anon is god's strongest warrior | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)10:36:53 No.857190919 >be me >haven't s--- in days >feel urge >go to toilet >sit down and prepare for hell >push slightly >HolyFuck.JPG >a------ gaped larger than nuclear crater >remember god gives his toughest battles to his 31 KB JPG strongest warriors >muster strength and push with the force of a million suns >incredible pain >Plop.MP3 >relief >look at turd >wider than my hand >mfw i am gods strongest warrior
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)10:36:53 No.857190919 >be me >haven't s--- in days >feel urge >go to toilet >sit down and prepare for hell >push slightly >HolyFuck.JPG >a------ gaped larger than nuclear crater >remember god gives his toughest battles to his 31 KB JPG strongest warriors >muster strength and push with the force of a million suns >incredible pain >Plop.MP3 >relief >look at turd >wider than my hand >mfw i am gods strongest warrior

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Peace was never an option anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.3835806 GOOSE WEEK goose_puzzle_02-360x288.jpg| 744 KB JPG >These weird f------ hairless apes storm my house unannounced and just sit there and don't leave, like w--?!
: Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.3835806 GOOSE WEEK goose_puzzle_02-360x288.jpg| 744 KB JPG >These weird f------ hairless apes storm my house unannounced and just sit there and don't leave, like w--?!

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anon loses weight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)00:07:32 No.857199245 >>857195109 (OP) # >Be OP >Be overweight for entire life >F--- it. Decide to do something about it 873 KВ GIF >Diet & Exercise >Starting to make progress >Able to see over stomach for the first time in entire life >w--? >circumcized >OP's FW he realizes he's Jewish
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)00:07:32 No.857199245 >>857195109 (OP) # >Be OP >Be overweight for entire life >F--- it. Decide to do something about it 873 KВ GIF >Diet & Exercise >Starting to make progress >Able to see over stomach for the first time in entire life >w--? >circumcized >OP's FW he realizes he's Jewish

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Anon is next | /r/Greentext

05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this?
05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this?

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Anon is exceeding healthy amounts of trolling | /r/Greentext

> Text to random numbers > They tell me have the wrong number > "Oh silly me, sorry to bother" > Wait for 2 am > "one day you are going to forget me, but l'm never going to forget you" > Pic related 7h (6/19 11:03) · 64215826 >>64215810 (OP) You are exceeding healthy amounts of trolling
> Text to random numbers > They tell me have the wrong number > "Oh silly me, sorry to bother" > Wait for 2 am > "one day you are going to forget me, but l'm never going to forget you" > Pic related 7h (6/19 11:03) · 64215826 >>64215810 (OP) You are exceeding healthy amounts of trolling

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Anon was forced to live by the gun | /r/Greentext

NYC Man Kills His Mom After She Asks Him to Get a Job, Family Says Published January 27, 2021 • Updated on January 27, 2021 at 6:55 am f NBC Universal, Inc. >be me >try to choose the neet life >but the thug life chose me instead Sucks man
NYC Man Kills His Mom After She Asks Him to Get a Job, Family Says Published January 27, 2021 • Updated on January 27, 2021 at 6:55 am f NBC Universal, Inc. >be me >try to choose the neet life >but the thug life chose me instead Sucks man

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Anon has five sisters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:25:09 No.64215993 >have 5 sisters >not a single one of them is hot >none of them have hot girlfriends How am I supposed to get laid? I'm literally a f------ 27 year old virgin 149 KB JPG 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:25:09 No.64215993 >have 5 sisters >not a single one of them is hot >none of them have hot girlfriends How am I supposed to get laid? I'm literally a f------ 27 year old virgin 149 KB JPG 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)12:38:40 No.64215626 >hate how much of a disgusting man I am >wish I was a girl so bad >not a t----- >find trannies disgusting and ridiculous 319 KB JPG Halfway between normal man and t----- *sigh* 30 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)12:38:40 No.64215626 >hate how much of a disgusting man I am >wish I was a girl so bad >not a t----- >find trannies disgusting and ridiculous 319 KB JPG Halfway between normal man and t----- *sigh* 30 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon offered a sacrifice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)16:17:08 No.64217479 >be me, few weeks ago >applied for a master's degree, gotta take an interview for the application process >absolutely fail the interview, professors looking at me as if I'm 30 KB JPG retarded >sad.jpg >fast forward to now >get results >i got in >another guy who had a perfect GPA and did his internship at microsoft didn't Is this a sign from the gods?
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)16:17:08 No.64217479 >be me, few weeks ago >applied for a master's degree, gotta take an interview for the application process >absolutely fail the interview, professors looking at me as if I'm 30 KB JPG retarded >sad.jpg >fast forward to now >get results >i got in >another guy who had a perfect GPA and did his internship at microsoft didn't Is this a sign from the gods?

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anon has a dream. | /r/Greentext

4h · 64214930 PNG · 368KB · (700 × 468) >>64214672 (OP) >in a house l've never seen irl with a girl I never met irl >it was our house we rented together >late at night, just sitting around in the dining room >she was listening to music on my phone while I was just enjoying sitting together silently >my phone rings and she answers >she starts sounding more concerned with each exchange >I heard enough and I was getting angry >walk over, take phone from her and aggressively answer it >after chewing out what was apparently a creepy old lady who got sexual gratification from being berated by strangers, I gave up and ended the call >wordlessly plug her headphones back in and hand it to her, she sees I don't want to discuss it >walk over to look out the window to our back porch, light was flickering like mad and it was so dark I couldn't see past the porch not the most interesting, but l've never felt the sort of passive intimacy and comfort I imagined with that girl I made up
4h · 64214930 PNG · 368KB · (700 × 468) >>64214672 (OP) >in a house l've never seen irl with a girl I never met irl >it was our house we rented together >late at night, just sitting around in the dining room >she was listening to music on my phone while I was just enjoying sitting together silently >my phone rings and she answers >she starts sounding more concerned with each exchange >I heard enough and I was getting angry >walk over, take phone from her and aggressively answer it >after chewing out what was apparently a creepy old lady who got sexual gratification from being berated by strangers, I gave up and ended the call >wordlessly plug her headphones back in and hand it to her, she sees I don't want to discuss it >walk over to look out the window to our back porch, light was flickering like mad and it was so dark I couldn't see past the porch not the most interesting, but l've never felt the sort of passive intimacy and comfort I imagined with that girl I made up

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Anon has a wholesome start to the day | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)11:31:29 No.64215020 >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >аpproach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day = Replies / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)11:31:29 No.64215020 >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >аpproach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day = Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon finds a hedgehog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)09:31:29 No.6421502C >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >approach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)09:31:29 No.6421502C >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >approach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day

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So much for being tough on Russia, right guys? | /r/Greentext

File: Ukraine BTFO.png (137 KB, 1242x952) U And People said Trump was a Russian puppet LMAO Anonymous (ID: OyP/s1mD E 06/18/21(Fri)21:45:05 No.326489499 ► >>326489852 Disclose.tv R @disclosetv >>326489894 >>326490190 >>326490254 >>326490265 >>326490407 >>326490631 >>326491184 >>326491459 >>326492699 Joe Biden: JUST IN - White House pulls the plug > removes sanctions on Nord Stream 2 >Freezes military aid to Ukraine > says Ukraine can't join NATO due to "corruption" >Doesn't respond to Russia's hack on US oil pipeline >Gives Putin a f------ list of critical Infrastructure that mustn't be hacked >pretty much gives Russia a green light to hack everything else > Praised by Western media for "standing up to Putin" LMAO and "freezes" $100 million Ukraine military package that includes lethal weapons (Politico) 20:14 2021/06/18 Twitter Web App 980 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 2405 Likes And people honestly thought that Donald J Trump- a man who bombed Russia's ally Assad, tried to overthrow the Russian-backed government in Venezuela, and gave lethal military aid to Ukraine- is a f------ Russian agent just because he respects Vladimir Putin and likes him as a person. Anonymous (ID: TYIO/o+T 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:22 No.326489852 >>326490153 >>326490450 >>326489499 (OP) АХАХАХАХАХАХА АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА O Anonymous (ID: GA14IZJI ) 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:48 No.326489894 >>326489499 (OP) Yep.
File: Ukraine BTFO.png (137 KB, 1242x952) U And People said Trump was a Russian puppet LMAO Anonymous (ID: OyP/s1mD E 06/18/21(Fri)21:45:05 No.326489499 ► >>326489852 Disclose.tv R @disclosetv >>326489894 >>326490190 >>326490254 >>326490265 >>326490407 >>326490631 >>326491184 >>326491459 >>326492699 Joe Biden: JUST IN - White House pulls the plug > removes sanctions on Nord Stream 2 >Freezes military aid to Ukraine > says Ukraine can't join NATO due to "corruption" >Doesn't respond to Russia's hack on US oil pipeline >Gives Putin a f------ list of critical Infrastructure that mustn't be hacked >pretty much gives Russia a green light to hack everything else > Praised by Western media for "standing up to Putin" LMAO and "freezes" $100 million Ukraine military package that includes lethal weapons (Politico) 20:14 2021/06/18 Twitter Web App 980 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 2405 Likes And people honestly thought that Donald J Trump- a man who bombed Russia's ally Assad, tried to overthrow the Russian-backed government in Venezuela, and gave lethal military aid to Ukraine- is a f------ Russian agent just because he respects Vladimir Putin and likes him as a person. Anonymous (ID: TYIO/o+T 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:22 No.326489852 >>326490153 >>326490450 >>326489499 (OP) АХАХАХАХАХАХА АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА O Anonymous (ID: GA14IZJI ) 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:48 No.326489894 >>326489499 (OP) Yep.

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Anon in immune to statues | /r/Greentext

File: thanos.jpg (137 KB, 992x992) O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)03:48:37 No.857170832 ► >congress votes to destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to not destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to replace the statue of liberty with a 200 foot tall statue of thanos >okthatsprettyweirdbutwhatever.jpg >congress votes to erect a statue of hitler in every us state capitol >okthatsprettyracistbutwhatever.jpg >ffs they're just statues >how the f--- did a generation raised on south park and family guy get triggered by statues
File: thanos.jpg (137 KB, 992x992) O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)03:48:37 No.857170832 ► >congress votes to destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to not destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to replace the statue of liberty with a 200 foot tall statue of thanos >okthatsprettyweirdbutwhatever.jpg >congress votes to erect a statue of hitler in every us state capitol >okthatsprettyracistbutwhatever.jpg >ffs they're just statues >how the f--- did a generation raised on south park and family guy get triggered by statues

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Anon doesn't get out much | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)13:18:28 No.224108340 v >224108775 >>224112171 >>224113490 >>224113571 >>224118000 >>224108623 >>224108249 It doesn't exist and only men think it does Women are totally secure with their bodies and most of us actually prefer small breasts because clothes fit better Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)13:26:17 No.224108775 v >>224119640 >>224108340 >Women are totally secure with their bodies Stop that. There's a reason plastic surgery is so huge. >most of us actually prefer small breasts because clothes fit better You will never be a woman. Remember to schedule regular prostate exams once you tun 40.
Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)13:18:28 No.224108340 v >224108775 >>224112171 >>224113490 >>224113571 >>224118000 >>224108623 >>224108249 It doesn't exist and only men think it does Women are totally secure with their bodies and most of us actually prefer small breasts because clothes fit better Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)13:26:17 No.224108775 v >>224119640 >>224108340 >Women are totally secure with their bodies Stop that. There's a reason plastic surgery is so huge. >most of us actually prefer small breasts because clothes fit better You will never be a woman. Remember to schedule regular prostate exams once you tun 40.

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Anon scams pizza hut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)10:01:28 No.64215286 >be me >fat ass >used to go on hacking forums before it got lame >found this guy selling Pizza Hut gift cards >$2 medium pizza, $3 large, $5 10 KB JPG stuffed crust, and $1 breadsticks >worked perfectly every single time >log on one day and its gone >he never stocked his store up again
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)10:01:28 No.64215286 >be me >fat ass >used to go on hacking forums before it got lame >found this guy selling Pizza Hut gift cards >$2 medium pizza, $3 large, $5 10 KB JPG stuffed crust, and $1 breadsticks >worked perfectly every single time >log on one day and its gone >he never stocked his store up again

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