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anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

> Text to random numbers > They tell me l have the wrong number > "Oh silly me, sorry to bother" > Wait for 2 am > "one day you are going to forget me, but l'm never going to forget you" > Pic related 7h (6/19 11:03) · 64215826 >>64215810 (OP) You are exceeding healthy amounts of trolling
> Text to random numbers > They tell me l have the wrong number > "Oh silly me, sorry to bother" > Wait for 2 am > "one day you are going to forget me, but l'm never going to forget you" > Pic related 7h (6/19 11:03) · 64215826 >>64215810 (OP) You are exceeding healthy amounts of trolling

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Momma's boy | /r/Greentext

Embarrassing/ autistic / straight up retarded stories thread. I'll start >be me >preteen >just started watching p--- 80 KB PNG >see a lot of mom/son p--- >though it was real >though it's just what mommies do to prepare their special boys >one day I asked her "when are we gonna do the stuff that moms and son's do" >she looks at me weirdly "what do you mean anon, what do you wanna do?" >show her the video >she looks at me in disgust >called my dad >get the worst beating in my life
Embarrassing/ autistic / straight up retarded stories thread. I'll start >be me >preteen >just started watching p--- 80 KB PNG >see a lot of mom/son p--- >though it was real >though it's just what mommies do to prepare their special boys >one day I asked her "when are we gonna do the stuff that moms and son's do" >she looks at me weirdly "what do you mean anon, what do you wanna do?" >show her the video >she looks at me in disgust >called my dad >get the worst beating in my life

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anon avoids friendship crisis | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)00:03:53 No.857357771 story from this weekend >be me >18 yo >l go to grill to my friend's house >there are like 7 ppl form my class and one girl from parallel class >one friend made delicious burgers >after burger I started to drink >first some glasses of grog >then some shots of vodka >after some time I got emotional >drunk mode >talk to her that I really like her and she is really nice >start to massage her hand >ffw next day >instantly regret all this >fell like garbage >think out friendship is ruined cos she never considered me as her bf >message her >appology for my behaviour >she is really understanding about this situation >we still friends >mfw crisis avoided
O Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)00:03:53 No.857357771 story from this weekend >be me >18 yo >l go to grill to my friend's house >there are like 7 ppl form my class and one girl from parallel class >one friend made delicious burgers >after burger I started to drink >first some glasses of grog >then some shots of vodka >after some time I got emotional >drunk mode >talk to her that I really like her and she is really nice >start to massage her hand >ffw next day >instantly regret all this >fell like garbage >think out friendship is ruined cos she never considered me as her bf >message her >appology for my behaviour >she is really understanding about this situation >we still friends >mfw crisis avoided

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Anon dies. | /r/Greentext

No.64251757 24 minutes ago mm.jpg JPG 50.2 KiB 750x1000 >be me >die >mfw
No.64251757 24 minutes ago mm.jpg JPG 50.2 KiB 750x1000 >be me >die >mfw

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Anon goes on a cruise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)12:46:32 No.857309712 /b/ros, state your age, number of sex partners and share sexual memories with me. virgins kys 21, only 9 but there are about 6 or so girls that only wanted to suck my d--- 53 KB JPG >be me >be barely 14 years old >go on family cruise >get a bunch of m------------ to come party with us >debauchery ensues as i snort cocaine for the first time in Cozumel >make out with 5 girls in the process, have two neat make out sessions with two girls swapping turns >a 16 y/o becomes my cruise gf >phat ass, kind of looks like brendan fraser but it's ok, 10/10 for virgin 9th grader >one night she wants to give me a b------ >i get peer pressure and they close the curtain to continue debauchery as she blows me >black dude with pills watches for some reason >dude is f----- his girl next to me in my bed, we all naked >she can't make me c-- and cries >tries the next day and i explode on her face >prolly woulda had sex with her if she didn't drunkenly beat the s--- out of me until there was blood on the sheets for making out with another girl >still talk and she sends pics and vids u ever been on a cruise, bruh? s--- happens.
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)12:46:32 No.857309712 /b/ros, state your age, number of sex partners and share sexual memories with me. virgins kys 21, only 9 but there are about 6 or so girls that only wanted to suck my d--- 53 KB JPG >be me >be barely 14 years old >go on family cruise >get a bunch of m------------ to come party with us >debauchery ensues as i snort cocaine for the first time in Cozumel >make out with 5 girls in the process, have two neat make out sessions with two girls swapping turns >a 16 y/o becomes my cruise gf >phat ass, kind of looks like brendan fraser but it's ok, 10/10 for virgin 9th grader >one night she wants to give me a b------ >i get peer pressure and they close the curtain to continue debauchery as she blows me >black dude with pills watches for some reason >dude is f----- his girl next to me in my bed, we all naked >she can't make me c-- and cries >tries the next day and i explode on her face >prolly woulda had sex with her if she didn't drunkenly beat the s--- out of me until there was blood on the sheets for making out with another girl >still talk and she sends pics and vids u ever been on a cruise, bruh? s--- happens.

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Anon is a tranny | /r/Greentext

Green tea HIGH TEMPERATURE MATTE WIRE NOT REFLECTIVE, NOT BRIGHT, NATURAL, REALISTIC >be guy with long hair >go on omegle >"t-----!" >"t-----" >"t-----" >"t-----" What gives? 3m (6/22 1:05) · 64252621 stop being a t-----, f-- 2m (6/22 1:06) · 64252633 >>64252599 (OP) Having long-hair is effeminate and a sin 14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? 2m (6/22 1:06) · 64252636 >>64252599 (OP) >>be guy with long hair T-----
Green tea HIGH TEMPERATURE MATTE WIRE NOT REFLECTIVE, NOT BRIGHT, NATURAL, REALISTIC >be guy with long hair >go on omegle >"t-----!" >"t-----" >"t-----" >"t-----" What gives? 3m (6/22 1:05) · 64252621 stop being a t-----, f-- 2m (6/22 1:06) · 64252633 >>64252599 (OP) Having long-hair is effeminate and a sin 14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? 2m (6/22 1:06) · 64252636 >>64252599 (OP) >>be guy with long hair T-----

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Anon is a trickster. | /r/Greentext

No.642510971 hour ago 1620842202253.png PNG 118.9 KiB 396x385 >be me >at work >chatting with coworkers >have an idea >randomly look at each them touching around mouth as if trying to tell them "got something on your face face" >they seem insecure, uncomfortable, worried >time to act >walk to serve myself some coffee >as I turn around back at them I make a face like pic related and ask loudly: "wait a minute is that c--?" >men and women turn red as if they sucked d--- I can't believe they all fell for it maybe it's a normie thing to suck d---- no matter what
No.642510971 hour ago 1620842202253.png PNG 118.9 KiB 396x385 >be me >at work >chatting with coworkers >have an idea >randomly look at each them touching around mouth as if trying to tell them "got something on your face face" >they seem insecure, uncomfortable, worried >time to act >walk to serve myself some coffee >as I turn around back at them I make a face like pic related and ask loudly: "wait a minute is that c--?" >men and women turn red as if they sucked d--- I can't believe they all fell for it maybe it's a normie thing to suck d---- no matter what

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Anon got ghosted | /r/Greentext

>ghosted again
>ghosted again

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Anon doesn't have compatible friends | /r/Greentext

>be me, straight-edge, book-lover, excellent student, sometimes watch anime, anything but DragonBall >al my cool friends are mindless idiots who never talk/comprehend anything beyond drinking, smoking, football/soccer, DragonBall and personal drama derived from their current or previous relationships >most of my friends who are actually compatible with me just happen to be gay, extremely poor, live too far or have moved to other cities or abroad so this is what trying to have a social life in your 30s is like, huh...
>be me, straight-edge, book-lover, excellent student, sometimes watch anime, anything but DragonBall >al my cool friends are mindless idiots who never talk/comprehend anything beyond drinking, smoking, football/soccer, DragonBall and personal drama derived from their current or previous relationships >most of my friends who are actually compatible with me just happen to be gay, extremely poor, live too far or have moved to other cities or abroad so this is what trying to have a social life in your 30s is like, huh...

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Anon is a genious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)20:32:24 No.13305336 >be a genious >work as a cashier 1.26 MB GIF : Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)20:41:21 No.13305354 this is unironically why we need communism >>13305366 # >>13305456 # >>13305902 #
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)20:32:24 No.13305336 >be a genious >work as a cashier 1.26 MB GIF : Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)20:41:21 No.13305354 this is unironically why we need communism >>13305366 # >>13305456 # >>13305902 #

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Anon buys a s*x doll | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 10uc4Als 06/21/21(Mon)21:26:40 No.326948022 >have wife >buys doll >doll has a better figure than her and all around hotter >prefer f------ the doll >hey anon l've been hitting the gym >that's nice honey 78 KB JPG >still prefer f------ doll >hey anon I got the outfits you like >lol wife is getting desperate >anon I might be late preparing your full course dinner >w-- woman, you get that dinner on time or no eatting my cummies out of the doll c--- tonight >please anon don't take that from me, l'll get it ready in time >>326948171 # Anonymous (ID: INHRF3×P) 06/21/21(Mon)21:28:00 No.326948171 >>326948022 # based
: Anonymous (ID: 10uc4Als 06/21/21(Mon)21:26:40 No.326948022 >have wife >buys doll >doll has a better figure than her and all around hotter >prefer f------ the doll >hey anon l've been hitting the gym >that's nice honey 78 KB JPG >still prefer f------ doll >hey anon I got the outfits you like >lol wife is getting desperate >anon I might be late preparing your full course dinner >w-- woman, you get that dinner on time or no eatting my cummies out of the doll c--- tonight >please anon don't take that from me, l'll get it ready in time >>326948171 # Anonymous (ID: INHRF3×P) 06/21/21(Mon)21:28:00 No.326948171 >>326948022 # based

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Anon is invincible | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)16:36:45 No.857406299 >be 5'6 >got a massive humiliation fetish >go on Tinder, have my height on my profile >send polite messages to beautiful women >j------- to their responses >God tried to nerf me but failed
O Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)16:36:45 No.857406299 >be 5'6 >got a massive humiliation fetish >go on Tinder, have my height on my profile >send polite messages to beautiful women >j------- to their responses >God tried to nerf me but failed

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Anon makes a twitter account | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)14:50:44 No.857404424 >decide to make twitter account for p--- n' s--- >i finished making the account >suddenly feel weird >my mind is filling with pedophilic t-----, anti white people thoughts and 2 KB JPG pure toxicity and hate >i can feel my mind and humanity slipping away in each minute that passes on >my left arm suddenly begins to on its own >my left hand is making a thread on twitter >" p--------- is a sexuality and anyone who says otherwise is a d------ racist racist homophobe-" >i grab my left and slam it on the desk I with my right and the last shred of humanity i have >my left hand wails around in pain >then i feel i sharp pain around my balls >look down to see my left hand clinging at my c--- and balls >it trys to rip them off >mf is trying to turn me into a t----- >with the worst pain of my life i run to the kitchen >take the pan an hit my left hand multiple times >in the crossfire i hit my balls >it hurts like hell but its better than being a t----- >run back to my laptop >search in settings for deactivate account >find it >deactivate my account >the t-----,pedophilic and anti white people thoughts are leaving my mind >and the toxicity and hate is leaving too >my sanity and humanity is slowly but surely returning to me i was one of the lucky ones
: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)14:50:44 No.857404424 >decide to make twitter account for p--- n' s--- >i finished making the account >suddenly feel weird >my mind is filling with pedophilic t-----, anti white people thoughts and 2 KB JPG pure toxicity and hate >i can feel my mind and humanity slipping away in each minute that passes on >my left arm suddenly begins to on its own >my left hand is making a thread on twitter >" p--------- is a sexuality and anyone who says otherwise is a d------ racist racist homophobe-" >i grab my left and slam it on the desk I with my right and the last shred of humanity i have >my left hand wails around in pain >then i feel i sharp pain around my balls >look down to see my left hand clinging at my c--- and balls >it trys to rip them off >mf is trying to turn me into a t----- >with the worst pain of my life i run to the kitchen >take the pan an hit my left hand multiple times >in the crossfire i hit my balls >it hurts like hell but its better than being a t----- >run back to my laptop >search in settings for deactivate account >find it >deactivate my account >the t-----,pedophilic and anti white people thoughts are leaving my mind >and the toxicity and hate is leaving too >my sanity and humanity is slowly but surely returning to me i was one of the lucky ones

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Anon goes on a cruise | /r/Greentext

File: laiva.jpg (55 KB, 552x438) Anonymous E 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 • >>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200 >>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway VIKING LINE >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer
File: laiva.jpg (55 KB, 552x438) Anonymous E 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 • >>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200 >>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway VIKING LINE >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer

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Anon is worthy of kinkshaming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)14:59:39 No.855431898 >poo 25 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)15:02:43 No.855432027 >>855431898 (OP) # Crow of judgement 17 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)14:59:39 No.855431898 >poo 25 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)15:02:43 No.855432027 >>855431898 (OP) # Crow of judgement 17 KB JPG

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Another day for you and me in paradise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)11:29:07 No.64246529 >>64246451 (OP) # >be me 20 >driving to work >driving past school, caught in morning drop off traffic 96 KB JPG >guy in hi-vis jacket walks down the road >gets in front of other guy >pulls out shotgun >decimates dude in front of his kids >runs away >continue driving to work >damn, Tuesday already?
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)11:29:07 No.64246529 >>64246451 (OP) # >be me 20 >driving to work >driving past school, caught in morning drop off traffic 96 KB JPG >guy in hi-vis jacket walks down the road >gets in front of other guy >pulls out shotgun >decimates dude in front of his kids >runs away >continue driving to work >damn, Tuesday already?

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Anon types | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:46:40 No.857390341 [Reply] >be me >practice typing because of quarantine >after a few months average 130wpm >can be a useless member of society at a higher speed >mfw have fun typing less than half my speed losers
Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:46:40 No.857390341 [Reply] >be me >practice typing because of quarantine >after a few months average 130wpm >can be a useless member of society at a higher speed >mfw have fun typing less than half my speed losers

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Anon is hot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)04:08:55 No.857370561 >be known for always complaining about it being too hot at work >today remark, "it's hot in here" >qt coworker laughs and says "anon is ALWAYS hot!" 6 KB PNG >look over and reply "hey thanks" with what I hoped was a flirtatious smile >she looks at me with disgust and hardly speaks to me the rest of the shift
: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)04:08:55 No.857370561 >be known for always complaining about it being too hot at work >today remark, "it's hot in here" >qt coworker laughs and says "anon is ALWAYS hot!" 6 KB PNG >look over and reply "hey thanks" with what I hoped was a flirtatious smile >she looks at me with disgust and hardly speaks to me the rest of the shift

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Anon larps 'Murica | /r/Greentext

DAYS SINCE LAST MASS SHOOTING >be American >waddle outside 0 0 0 0 >start clapping >get shot >tip 25% 6 KB JPG
DAYS SINCE LAST MASS SHOOTING >be American >waddle outside 0 0 0 0 >start clapping >get shot >tip 25% 6 KB JPG

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