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O Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)16:51:23 No.59920156 »59920161 >>59920443 >>59921273 >>59921416 File: 1599538524030.jpg (74 KB, 1024x698) >>59920067 (You) >mfw i found her insta with current pics and now she is fatter, with piercings, green hair shaved on the side
O Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)16:51:23 No.59920156 »59920161 >>59920443 >>59921273 >>59921416 File: 1599538524030.jpg (74 KB, 1024x698) >>59920067 (You) >mfw i found her insta with current pics and now she is fatter, with piercings, green hair shaved on the side

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Anon sucks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:34:21 No.104432123 >>104428880 (OP) # >I suck (my boyfriend) 50 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:34:21 No.104432123 >>104428880 (OP) # >I suck (my boyfriend) 50 KB JPG

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Anon streaks | /r/Greentext


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Anon feels sick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)20:20:01 No.857594035 I feel sick, bros. It finally happened. > guy had dirt on EPSTEIN and got wasted. ANTIVIRUS CREATOR JOHN MCAFEE FOUND DEAD IN HIS PRISON CELL > Stated if people claim he anheroed then sm1 killed him 609 KB JPG > KNEW his time would come and told everyone to stay WOKE I'm not a conspiracyfag but there's no question about it. Epstein lives and caused this man's death. 28 Replies / 8 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)20:20:01 No.857594035 I feel sick, bros. It finally happened. > guy had dirt on EPSTEIN and got wasted. ANTIVIRUS CREATOR JOHN MCAFEE FOUND DEAD IN HIS PRISON CELL > Stated if people claim he anheroed then sm1 killed him 609 KB JPG > KNEW his time would come and told everyone to stay WOKE I'm not a conspiracyfag but there's no question about it. Epstein lives and caused this man's death. 28 Replies / 8 Images View Thread

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)01:25:30 No.857613677 >be me >get a week or so off of work >decide to stay up >end up f------ up my sleep schedule >can't sleep until 2PM now >have to pull all nighters to get to work 294 KB JPG >girl that I was talking to texts me >asleep >she thinks I ghosted her >conversation is full of awkwardness after that >accidentally ghost my friends too >no one knows what happened >sleep through therapy Why am I retarded?
: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)01:25:30 No.857613677 >be me >get a week or so off of work >decide to stay up >end up f------ up my sleep schedule >can't sleep until 2PM now >have to pull all nighters to get to work 294 KB JPG >girl that I was talking to texts me >asleep >she thinks I ghosted her >conversation is full of awkwardness after that >accidentally ghost my friends too >no one knows what happened >sleep through therapy Why am I retarded?

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Anon realizes the cause of the obesity crisis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:07:12 No.64302153 >go to regular town for college >can have amazon deliver Whole Foods to my door in one hour and eat healthy >come back to my parents hell hole >the only store is a dollar store with nothing but cookies sugar frozen 405 KB PNG crap processed food and snacks >everyone in the store is obese
: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:07:12 No.64302153 >go to regular town for college >can have amazon deliver Whole Foods to my door in one hour and eat healthy >come back to my parents hell hole >the only store is a dollar store with nothing but cookies sugar frozen 405 KB PNG crap processed food and snacks >everyone in the store is obese

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Anon’s friend is a pain in the neck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended
Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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Anon poops at school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)03:25:52 No.856345759 >senior year in hs >take a s--- in the school toilets every morning during first class >pass by the janitor everytime >mfw he knows it's me who nearly clogs the toilet every morning >mfw he avoids my stare ime Tell me your sigmale success stories below
Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)03:25:52 No.856345759 >senior year in hs >take a s--- in the school toilets every morning during first class >pass by the janitor everytime >mfw he knows it's me who nearly clogs the toilet every morning >mfw he avoids my stare ime Tell me your sigmale success stories below

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Anon is a NPC | /r/Greentext

1. #38061015 y5uyvbFK 6/24/21, 3:58 AM > wrap up after a hard day working from home > order food from uber eats > check reddit for funny memes > food arrives > stream new loki episode from disney+ on 4k tv purchased during the amazon prime day sales > go on to r/LokiTV to look at more funny memes > check tinder - no matches > check crypto, dogecoin goes down so buy some more to dca > order some more crap off amazon cause it comes next day and prime day is actually over 2 days > gets message from buddy inviting him to the barcade on friday Life is good 15 REPLIES 2 #38061063 ahzfE6di 6/24/21 4:00 AM >>38061015 OP I'm married with children 2 REPLIES
1. #38061015 y5uyvbFK 6/24/21, 3:58 AM > wrap up after a hard day working from home > order food from uber eats > check reddit for funny memes > food arrives > stream new loki episode from disney+ on 4k tv purchased during the amazon prime day sales > go on to r/LokiTV to look at more funny memes > check tinder - no matches > check crypto, dogecoin goes down so buy some more to dca > order some more crap off amazon cause it comes next day and prime day is actually over 2 days > gets message from buddy inviting him to the barcade on friday Life is good 15 REPLIES 2 #38061063 ahzfE6di 6/24/21 4:00 AM >>38061015 OP I'm married with children 2 REPLIES

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Anon is wholesome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:02:11 No.857600504 >mom came back from surgery today >no cancer >surgery went well >she's just resting now Feelsgoodman 141 KB PNG 11 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:11:05 No.857601079 >>857600504 (OP) # congrats anon : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:11:35 No.857601104 >>857600504 (OP) # Good luck to another 40 years of being a neet : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:12:28 No.857601157 >>857600504 (OP) # unsubbed from your blog, fat f---
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:02:11 No.857600504 >mom came back from surgery today >no cancer >surgery went well >she's just resting now Feelsgoodman 141 KB PNG 11 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:11:05 No.857601079 >>857600504 (OP) # congrats anon : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:11:35 No.857601104 >>857600504 (OP) # Good luck to another 40 years of being a neet : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:12:28 No.857601157 >>857600504 (OP) # unsubbed from your blog, fat f---

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Virgin Trump vs Chad Biden | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)10:28:38 No.49748706 >>49746456 # >>49746642 # The Virgin Trump >bullied by the media >failed coup >supported troops and citizens The CHAD Biden >blatantly lies about statistics, gets away with it >implied he'd nuke and air strike American citizens >makes up his own American history, he thinks his story is better anyways >>49748858 #
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)10:28:38 No.49748706 >>49746456 # >>49746642 # The Virgin Trump >bullied by the media >failed coup >supported troops and citizens The CHAD Biden >blatantly lies about statistics, gets away with it >implied he'd nuke and air strike American citizens >makes up his own American history, he thinks his story is better anyways >>49748858 #

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Anon is asking real questions | /r/Greentext

File: p.jpg (129 KB, 820x602) O Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)18:18:57 No.64295363 ► >How the f--- can i be RETARDED >If i was never TARDED to begin with? Explain.
File: p.jpg (129 KB, 820x602) O Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)18:18:57 No.64295363 ► >How the f--- can i be RETARDED >If i was never TARDED to begin with? Explain.

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Anon is Moderna | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:09:26 No.857600977 >be Moderna >never produce a product since founding >goal was to produce a vaccine to cure cancer >COVID hapn >Moderna designed vaccine in 2 days >never before tested MRNA vaccine 30 KB JPG >Moderna is protected against lawsuits for potential damages And you took it. Lol! View Thread
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:09:26 No.857600977 >be Moderna >never produce a product since founding >goal was to produce a vaccine to cure cancer >COVID hapn >Moderna designed vaccine in 2 days >never before tested MRNA vaccine 30 KB JPG >Moderna is protected against lawsuits for potential damages And you took it. Lol! View Thread

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/fit/izen chimes in on metabolism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)09:27:09 No.62239432 METABOLISM BEFORE 30 AFTER 30 RIGHT SIDE images (10).jpg 37 KB JPG Does your metabolism actually goes to s--- after 30 or is it just Cope? : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)09:28:59 No.62239457 god i wanna f--- those cartoon caracters
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)09:27:09 No.62239432 METABOLISM BEFORE 30 AFTER 30 RIGHT SIDE images (10).jpg 37 KB JPG Does your metabolism actually goes to s--- after 30 or is it just Cope? : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)09:28:59 No.62239457 god i wanna f--- those cartoon caracters

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Forgot to rinse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)00:52:39 No.857587849 >mom: why does the shampoo bottle smell like eggs and chlorine? 62 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)00:52:39 No.857587849 >mom: why does the shampoo bottle smell like eggs and chlorine? 62 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread

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Which way western man? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:13:28 No.64285017 >crossdress and look kinda like a girl >feel really feminine for the next few weeks How can I prevent this? I just want to dress like a girl, fap, and be done with it. Not have some lingering curse making me feel like an emasculated bitch for 2 weeks. 23 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:16:41 No.64285060 just stop being a f----- already : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:17:18 No.64285064 just embrace your faggotry already
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:13:28 No.64285017 >crossdress and look kinda like a girl >feel really feminine for the next few weeks How can I prevent this? I just want to dress like a girl, fap, and be done with it. Not have some lingering curse making me feel like an emasculated bitch for 2 weeks. 23 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:16:41 No.64285060 just stop being a f----- already : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:17:18 No.64285064 just embrace your faggotry already

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Anon watches football | /r/Greentext

| alamy stock photo honymous: 129303634 >>129304612 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:13 No.129302917 *BANG BANG* >CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG* >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS *BANG BANG*
| alamy stock photo honymous: 129303634 >>129304612 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:13 No.129302917 *BANG BANG* >CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG* >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS *BANG BANG*

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Anon is a redditor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)19:05:37 No.857588834 >Reddit is down >Go down to 4chan to bitch and moan about it >Hello 4chan idiots >How is your day >Degenerates 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)19:05:37 No.857588834 >Reddit is down >Go down to 4chan to bitch and moan about it >Hello 4chan idiots >How is your day >Degenerates 13 KB JPG

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Anon wants to be a master hackerman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:50:12 No.82218560 ► >>82218569 >>82218585 >>82218686 >be me >be trying to be master hackermans >install linux on a, external hard drive >get it running on old laptop >cant connect to internet on it wirelessly >not smart enough to figure out how to make it work even after googling >turn off laptop >boot into plebdows 10 like the normie i will remain eternal >format external harddrive >mfw i will never be master hacker >> Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:51:02 No.82218569 >> Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:51:27 No.82218573►
Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:50:12 No.82218560 ► >>82218569 >>82218585 >>82218686 >be me >be trying to be master hackermans >install linux on a, external hard drive >get it running on old laptop >cant connect to internet on it wirelessly >not smart enough to figure out how to make it work even after googling >turn off laptop >boot into plebdows 10 like the normie i will remain eternal >format external harddrive >mfw i will never be master hacker >> Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:51:02 No.82218569 >> Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:51:27 No.82218573►

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Anon gets assaulted by a goose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)01:48:54 No.3840794 Not a WEBM but I hope it counts >8 year old me >at farm >waddle into the chicken pen >chickens run all over >find a goose in a nest >it starts hissing at me Drafessionnl Natere 14 KB JPG >w-- why is this dumb bird hissing at me >hiss back and stomp my foot >goose gets p----- and attacks me >run out of the pen screaming >goose chases me, pecking my ass >dad laughs at my retarded ass getting BTFO by a goose
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)01:48:54 No.3840794 Not a WEBM but I hope it counts >8 year old me >at farm >waddle into the chicken pen >chickens run all over >find a goose in a nest >it starts hissing at me Drafessionnl Natere 14 KB JPG >w-- why is this dumb bird hissing at me >hiss back and stomp my foot >goose gets p----- and attacks me >run out of the pen screaming >goose chases me, pecking my ass >dad laughs at my retarded ass getting BTFO by a goose

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