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: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:00:32 No.62246659 >go to gym >try to lift embarassingly low weights >fail >want to kill self 40 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:03:28 No.62246694 >>62246659 (OP) # The weights are just a clock - a clock that measures how much time you've spent in the gym. Put in more time and the weights will accumulate. You've spent zero time thus far and the weights are just telling you that. >>62246734 # >>62246763 # >>62250110 # >>62250347 # : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:04:16 No.62246708 Nobody in the gym cares about you. Stop thinking so much of yourself. : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:05:08 No.62246717 >>62246659 (OP) # It's okay, anon. We all have to start somewhere. Most people are too focused on what they're doing to judge you anyway

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:00:32 No.62246659 >go to gym >try to lift embarassingly low weights >fail >want to kill self 40 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:03:28 No.62246694 >>62246659 (OP) # The weights are just a clock - a clock that measures how much time you've spent in the gym. Put in more time and the weights will accumulate. You've spent zero time thus far and the weights are just telling you that. >>62246734 # >>62246763 # >>62250110 # >>62250347 # : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:04:16 No.62246708 Nobody in the gym cares about you. Stop thinking so much of yourself. : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:05:08 No.62246717 >>62246659 (OP) # It's okay, anon. We all have to start somewhere. Most people are too focused on what they're doing to judge you anyway

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Anon chose the Top-pill | /r/Greentext

No.24454358 18 hours ago darkest time.jpg JPG 10.3 KiB 350x334 >lose weight and become normal >start test for gains >start nofap for mental gains >uncontrollably horny >find femboy on grindr >he wants no condom, c-- in him 3+ times over 5 hours >he is smoking meth in between our f--- sessions >tell him to do that s--- outside cause I have drug tests at work(he listens and goes outside every 5 to 10 min) >he keeps reaching back and grabbing my d--- while we are f------. >I go home and notice numerous bleeding cuts on my d--- >go to pp the next day for std test. Dr says they can test for most other than HIV, cause that can take weeks to months to show up. >Dr says the odds I have HIV are so low to not even be worried about it, even though I have open wounds and had sex with a homosexual degenerate transwoman. Should I be worried bros? Did I completely ruin my life cause of roids and nofap? 13 replies ...

No.24454358 18 hours ago darkest time.jpg JPG 10.3 KiB 350x334 >lose weight and become normal >start test for gains >start nofap for mental gains >uncontrollably horny >find femboy on grindr >he wants no condom, c-- in him 3+ times over 5 hours >he is smoking meth in between our f--- sessions >tell him to do that s--- outside cause I have drug tests at work(he listens and goes outside every 5 to 10 min) >he keeps reaching back and grabbing my d--- while we are f------. >I go home and notice numerous bleeding cuts on my d--- >go to pp the next day for std test. Dr says they can test for most other than HIV, cause that can take weeks to months to show up. >Dr says the odds I have HIV are so low to not even be worried about it, even though I have open wounds and had sex with a homosexual degenerate transwoman. Should I be worried bros? Did I completely ruin my life cause of roids and nofap? 13 replies ...

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Anon fell for it. | /r/Greentext

File: 1.jpg (57 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)16:03:40 No.64308965 [Reply) >>84308989 came back from a year of not posting here and tried to improve >lose 70 Ibs >stop drinking pop >eat healthy >exercise three times a week >buy new clothes >take care of my hair for once in my life >shave facial hair >take care of my skin >shower >use deodorant >use rational amount of cologne >brush teeth twice a day >floss >stop watching anime >start reading useful literature >start meditating >sleep early and wake up early >actually listen to my therapist and try their s--- >be nicer to people >actually smile all the time >max out my good manners stats >feel way better >almost no bad thoughts anymore >body feels stronger and firmer >mind feels like a sturdy thick temple >still no friends >still no gf >people haven't changed how they see me at all >still invisible to girls Don't fall for the improovement meme anons. At least here I have people to talk to.

File: 1.jpg (57 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)16:03:40 No.64308965 [Reply) >>84308989 came back from a year of not posting here and tried to improve >lose 70 Ibs >stop drinking pop >eat healthy >exercise three times a week >buy new clothes >take care of my hair for once in my life >shave facial hair >take care of my skin >shower >use deodorant >use rational amount of cologne >brush teeth twice a day >floss >stop watching anime >start reading useful literature >start meditating >sleep early and wake up early >actually listen to my therapist and try their s--- >be nicer to people >actually smile all the time >max out my good manners stats >feel way better >almost no bad thoughts anymore >body feels stronger and firmer >mind feels like a sturdy thick temple >still no friends >still no gf >people haven't changed how they see me at all >still invisible to girls Don't fall for the improovement meme anons. At least here I have people to talk to.

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Anon is scarred for life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:53:14 No.857607782 >>857595549 (OP) # nothing h-------- tier crazy but >high school had a crabs outbreak in my freshman year >most affected were on the football 31 KB GIF team and cheerleaders go figure and >2 asian girls were going at it during lunch >apparently one of them sent pics of the other getting railed by dudes who weren't her boyfriend >they go at it for the entirety of lunch >start fighting when classes are starting wasn't that good of a fight but was pretty funny

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:53:14 No.857607782 >>857595549 (OP) # nothing h-------- tier crazy but >high school had a crabs outbreak in my freshman year >most affected were on the football 31 KB GIF team and cheerleaders go figure and >2 asian girls were going at it during lunch >apparently one of them sent pics of the other getting railed by dudes who weren't her boyfriend >they go at it for the entirety of lunch >start fighting when classes are starting wasn't that good of a fight but was pretty funny

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Anon has a coworker | /r/Greentext

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Anon fell for the ads | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)08:21:25 No.64301345 >put apple cider vinegar in my ass >d--- shurnk >the ads lied to me 14 KB JPG

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)08:21:25 No.64301345 >put apple cider vinegar in my ass >d--- shurnk >the ads lied to me 14 KB JPG

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Anon goes to Anglican school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)11:07:30 No.857608692 >>857595549 (OP) # >be me >go to Anglican school >last year of school suppose to show the 9ers whats up, they have over night field trip. its like the schools like get to know everyone 179 KB JPG and ask older kids some questions. > at night >walk into cabin for boys to see if they sleeping >what i saw was legit traumatic and the most degen s---. >this group of 10 boys decided to f------ circle jerk each other. >Yell "w--" >teacher walks in, nearly pukes after this s---. it was a private school and religious so they buried it and basically told them to not do this or youll be expelled and go to hell.They also told everyone to shut up, but yeah basically i told its the best interest if i want to graduate to not mention this ever happened.

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)11:07:30 No.857608692 >>857595549 (OP) # >be me >go to Anglican school >last year of school suppose to show the 9ers whats up, they have over night field trip. its like the schools like get to know everyone 179 KB JPG and ask older kids some questions. > at night >walk into cabin for boys to see if they sleeping >what i saw was legit traumatic and the most degen s---. >this group of 10 boys decided to f------ circle jerk each other. >Yell "w--" >teacher walks in, nearly pukes after this s---. it was a private school and religious so they buried it and basically told them to not do this or youll be expelled and go to hell.They also told everyone to shut up, but yeah basically i told its the best interest if i want to graduate to not mention this ever happened.

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anon posts a distracting image | /r/Greentext

File: da sicks weeler.jpg (62 KB, 1000x654) DA SICKS WEELER teachers Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:31:53 No.64305166 [Reply] >doesn't like kids >is a teacher why is this so common O da sicks wheeler 06/25/21(Fri)10:36:47 No.64305217 DA SICKS WEELER >da sicks wheeler da sicks wheeler

File: da sicks weeler.jpg (62 KB, 1000x654) DA SICKS WEELER teachers Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:31:53 No.64305166 [Reply] >doesn't like kids >is a teacher why is this so common O da sicks wheeler 06/25/21(Fri)10:36:47 No.64305217 DA SICKS WEELER >da sicks wheeler da sicks wheeler

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Anon gets laid | /r/Greentext

File: meme78.png (26 KB, 140x131) O Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:29:22 No.64295459 >robot >kissless handholdless >chick from work actually seems to like me >go to a bar and get drunk >back to my place >making out shitsactuallygoinggood.mpeg >getting naked >about to do the sex >worried l'll finish fast >heard if you count the strokes in your head, it would distract you from c------ >do that >finish >she starts acting weird and leaves butwhyyy.zip >says it was really weird that I was yelling out numbers >counted all the way to about 750 might have the tism

File: meme78.png (26 KB, 140x131) O Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:29:22 No.64295459 >robot >kissless handholdless >chick from work actually seems to like me >go to a bar and get drunk >back to my place >making out shitsactuallygoinggood.mpeg >getting naked >about to do the sex >worried l'll finish fast >heard if you count the strokes in your head, it would distract you from c------ >do that >finish >she starts acting weird and leaves butwhyyy.zip >says it was really weird that I was yelling out numbers >counted all the way to about 750 might have the tism

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Anon dates his friends ex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)18:55:55 No.64306678 >finally get a gf >my friend's ex >he doesn't mind >everything seems cool >just found out they made a fetish video when they were dating >features her in bondage getting 121 KB GIF spanked >was uploaded to multiple p--- sites >everyone but me knew about it Now I always feel awkward as f--- whenever I hang out with the dude. It's also weird whenever I chill at someone's house and both my gf and her ex/my friend are there. I feel like everyone is secretly judging me. : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)18:59:38 No.64306717 >>64306678 (OP) # >7billion people on earth >dates his friends ex Youre actually pathetic

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)18:55:55 No.64306678 >finally get a gf >my friend's ex >he doesn't mind >everything seems cool >just found out they made a fetish video when they were dating >features her in bondage getting 121 KB GIF spanked >was uploaded to multiple p--- sites >everyone but me knew about it Now I always feel awkward as f--- whenever I hang out with the dude. It's also weird whenever I chill at someone's house and both my gf and her ex/my friend are there. I feel like everyone is secretly judging me. : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)18:59:38 No.64306717 >>64306678 (OP) # >7billion people on earth >dates his friends ex Youre actually pathetic

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Anon works at Nintendo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)13:35:31 No.857648287 This video contains content from Nintendo, who has blocked it on copyright grounds. 0:00 / 0:00 とげとげタルめいろ"スーパードンキーコング2" 6M views 9 years ago 211K 1.4K Save taia777 SUBSCRIBE 65.5K subscribers 2C36A64F-0375-49A3-91DF-8F77FB3E6982.jpg 100 KB JPG >be me >work at Nintendo >see infamous video on YouTube of a song from old Nintendo game >comments about mental health and peoples lives >people are actually having fun and enjoying themselves >tfw song is being promoted as well as letting people enjoy themselves >daddy Reggie sees this >orders me to strike the video or else l'll be whipped again >delete it while trembling >tfw Nintendo loves their community and wants to give back

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)13:35:31 No.857648287 This video contains content from Nintendo, who has blocked it on copyright grounds. 0:00 / 0:00 とげとげタルめいろ"スーパードンキーコング2" 6M views 9 years ago 211K 1.4K Save taia777 SUBSCRIBE 65.5K subscribers 2C36A64F-0375-49A3-91DF-8F77FB3E6982.jpg 100 KB JPG >be me >work at Nintendo >see infamous video on YouTube of a song from old Nintendo game >comments about mental health and peoples lives >people are actually having fun and enjoying themselves >tfw song is being promoted as well as letting people enjoy themselves >daddy Reggie sees this >orders me to strike the video or else l'll be whipped again >delete it while trembling >tfw Nintendo loves their community and wants to give back

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Anon is assembling a team | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Im assembling a team 06/25/21(Fri)19:01:35 No.64306738 Only the best 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:03:09 No.64306747 >well well well, look what the kitty cat dragged in my door. I guess you won't stand a chance without me >im in 54 KB JPG Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:03:53 No.64306757 >>64306738 (OP) # You're putting togesser a team you say? 134 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:07:57 No.64306798 >I told you l'm done with that life >but...if shes really in danger then... I will do what I must 482 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:16:24 No.64306885 >you crazy mofo you know i have a family now... >f--- ok but this is the LAST one! promise me no b------- this time 33 KB JPG

: Anonymous Im assembling a team 06/25/21(Fri)19:01:35 No.64306738 Only the best 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:03:09 No.64306747 >well well well, look what the kitty cat dragged in my door. I guess you won't stand a chance without me >im in 54 KB JPG Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:03:53 No.64306757 >>64306738 (OP) # You're putting togesser a team you say? 134 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:07:57 No.64306798 >I told you l'm done with that life >but...if shes really in danger then... I will do what I must 482 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:16:24 No.64306885 >you crazy mofo you know i have a family now... >f--- ok but this is the LAST one! promise me no b------- this time 33 KB JPG

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So money and she doesn't know it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)08:00:21 No.62181826 >>62176150 # That's nothing > Be me > Walk to appartment complex's 7 KB PNG front door > 8/10 Qtpie > Says "Hello. How was your day?" > F-fine, hbu? Thanks fir asking. I answer. > "Are you going to (...)'s party too?" she says. > No, I live here. > She begins saying weird s--- as the door opens. >Tfw. I see she's on the phone when she turns and walks in. > She clicks on the elevator and looks at me weirdly. > Tfw. she wasn't talking to me the entire time. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa aaaaAaaaAAAAAAaaaa

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)08:00:21 No.62181826 >>62176150 # That's nothing > Be me > Walk to appartment complex's 7 KB PNG front door > 8/10 Qtpie > Says "Hello. How was your day?" > F-fine, hbu? Thanks fir asking. I answer. > "Are you going to (...)'s party too?" she says. > No, I live here. > She begins saying weird s--- as the door opens. >Tfw. I see she's on the phone when she turns and walks in. > She clicks on the elevator and looks at me weirdly. > Tfw. she wasn't talking to me the entire time. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa aaaaAaaaAAAAAAaaaa

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Anon wants to kill people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:51:04 No.857639150 >be me a year ago >say I was going to kill a bunch of рeople >someone notified the FBI >Family gets calls from special agent >i never heard anything >mfw I unironically might have an 89 KB JPG | FBI agent

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:51:04 No.857639150 >be me a year ago >say I was going to kill a bunch of рeople >someone notified the FBI >Family gets calls from special agent >i never heard anything >mfw I unironically might have an 89 KB JPG | FBI agent

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We're all retards here but OP is like a super saiyan retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous = 06/25/21(Fri)08:52:25 No.64299551 >one that came out of the vagina that also has a vagina will be my gf if I destroy my being and enter the ether then ascend God damn. Is it really that hard to find sex and love these days? 323 KB PNG Wat am do? : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)08:56:51 No.64299590 >>64299551 (OP) # I really can't comprehend what the f--- you just wrote, I don't know if I'm just retarded, you are retarded, or both. Tbh the last option seems most likely to be true >>64299611 #

: Anonymous = 06/25/21(Fri)08:52:25 No.64299551 >one that came out of the vagina that also has a vagina will be my gf if I destroy my being and enter the ether then ascend God damn. Is it really that hard to find sex and love these days? 323 KB PNG Wat am do? : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)08:56:51 No.64299590 >>64299551 (OP) # I really can't comprehend what the f--- you just wrote, I don't know if I'm just retarded, you are retarded, or both. Tbh the last option seems most likely to be true >>64299611 #

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Anon gets pissed easily | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)11:27:06 No.147389016 >relax on the beach >see a lot of hot teens >remember none of them are virgins >day ruined does this happen in you're c---? 169 KB JPG

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)11:27:06 No.147389016 >relax on the beach >see a lot of hot teens >remember none of them are virgins >day ruined does this happen in you're c---? 169 KB JPG

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Anon is Sun Tzu | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)12:33:09 No.64302671 >psycho girl interested in me >steal someone else's pictures from /p/ and post them on my Instagram >pics of cute girl hanging out >psycho girl sees it >in a fit of rage she starts dating 280 KB JPG one of her simps to make me jealous >act like I don't care and show her a little affection >dumps her simp and starts simping for me again W----- are so disgusting

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)12:33:09 No.64302671 >psycho girl interested in me >steal someone else's pictures from /p/ and post them on my Instagram >pics of cute girl hanging out >psycho girl sees it >in a fit of rage she starts dating 280 KB JPG one of her simps to make me jealous >act like I don't care and show her a little affection >dumps her simp and starts simping for me again W----- are so disgusting

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Today was a good day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)10:17:32 No.857557947 >be newly 26 year old neet >celebrated my birthday yesterday >go to Burger King for lunch >don't have to spend GBP 'cause it's my birthday >get 3 10 piece nuggets for 1.49 each and 2 things of tendies fries 89 KB PNG >want more but self concious of what the cashier would think so make mom get me a whopper and some more chicken fries and some normal fries >we leave and go home >on the way we pass by a McDonald's, I tell her I need to use the restroom so we stop there >ask if I can get an ice cream cone since it's my birthday >all she has is a 50 so she tells me to give her the change >walk into mcdicks >order 3 Big Macs (they aren't really that big) 3 large fries, 3 large cokes (the Big Macs fries and cokes come in a combo meal), and 20 McNuggets >get back to the car and say sorry >realize I didn't get an ice cream >run back in and get one >eat the whole way home while listening to my mom bitch at me >get home, put an extra large serving of popcorn on the stove >grab a 18oz bag of Fritos to eat while I wait for my popcorn to pop >bring the rest of the Fritos and the popcorn upstairs to eat while I browse 4chan >an hour later we go to Red Robin for my birthday dinner >get wings, nachos, fried pickles, a full onion ring tower + tendies as an appetizer >wash it all down with choccy milk >next order a chili cheeseburger with bottomless steak fries >THE FRIES WEREN'T BOTTOMLESS

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)10:17:32 No.857557947 >be newly 26 year old neet >celebrated my birthday yesterday >go to Burger King for lunch >don't have to spend GBP 'cause it's my birthday >get 3 10 piece nuggets for 1.49 each and 2 things of tendies fries 89 KB PNG >want more but self concious of what the cashier would think so make mom get me a whopper and some more chicken fries and some normal fries >we leave and go home >on the way we pass by a McDonald's, I tell her I need to use the restroom so we stop there >ask if I can get an ice cream cone since it's my birthday >all she has is a 50 so she tells me to give her the change >walk into mcdicks >order 3 Big Macs (they aren't really that big) 3 large fries, 3 large cokes (the Big Macs fries and cokes come in a combo meal), and 20 McNuggets >get back to the car and say sorry >realize I didn't get an ice cream >run back in and get one >eat the whole way home while listening to my mom bitch at me >get home, put an extra large serving of popcorn on the stove >grab a 18oz bag of Fritos to eat while I wait for my popcorn to pop >bring the rest of the Fritos and the popcorn upstairs to eat while I browse 4chan >an hour later we go to Red Robin for my birthday dinner >get wings, nachos, fried pickles, a full onion ring tower + tendies as an appetizer >wash it all down with choccy milk >next order a chili cheeseburger with bottomless steak fries >THE FRIES WEREN'T BOTTOMLESS

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Aanndd we start listening to Elton John | /r/Greentext

: learn_french.png (291 KB, 870x700) O Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)11:02:15 No.64302483 >be me >photoshop my butthole into pepe >be you >enjoying the aesthetics of my butthole

: learn_french.png (291 KB, 870x700) O Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)11:02:15 No.64302483 >be me >photoshop my butthole into pepe >be you >enjoying the aesthetics of my butthole

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Anon takes no risks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)05:01:06 No.3840992 495fab06d7c3a9f4b9103033ef665042.jpg 159 KB JPG >present in cities or suburbs >people defend them >literally attack for no f------ reason I cross the street whenever I see these f----, I'm not even going to take the risk.

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)05:01:06 No.3840992 495fab06d7c3a9f4b9103033ef665042.jpg 159 KB JPG >present in cities or suburbs >people defend them >literally attack for no f------ reason I cross the street whenever I see these f----, I'm not even going to take the risk.

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