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Anon loves his grandma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)22:35:58 No.857714115 >my grandma is the best person I've ever known >she worked 2nd shift as the charge nurse of an ICU for 53 years >while still working, she watched me and my 2 younger cousins while we were kids and our 465 KB PNG parents were at work >still found the time and energy to take us on adventures, buy us toys, help with schoolwork and give us advice about questions that all kids kids had >never thought about herself. Would help anyone with anything without them ever even asking >l'm in my 30s now, and she's still alive and well. I make sure to go over there at least a few times a week and help her out around the house now that she can't walk all that well >l text her good morning every single day and make sure everything's okay >i shudder to think of the when she's gone Go hug your grandmas, bros. They are a gift to humanity
: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)22:35:58 No.857714115 >my grandma is the best person I've ever known >she worked 2nd shift as the charge nurse of an ICU for 53 years >while still working, she watched me and my 2 younger cousins while we were kids and our 465 KB PNG parents were at work >still found the time and energy to take us on adventures, buy us toys, help with schoolwork and give us advice about questions that all kids kids had >never thought about herself. Would help anyone with anything without them ever even asking >l'm in my 30s now, and she's still alive and well. I make sure to go over there at least a few times a week and help her out around the house now that she can't walk all that well >l text her good morning every single day and make sure everything's okay >i shudder to think of the when she's gone Go hug your grandmas, bros. They are a gift to humanity

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Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No. 769700370 (2 m) >be 20 something >working at a local convenience store/gas station > some lady and a kid walk in a m------------ towel wrapped around his chubby neck >realize he's tard, pretend the towel is a PNG саpе >supertard runs full speed down the snack isle knocking over everything >fuckmylifeimgonnahavetocleanthatup.jpg >tard mom asks for some smokes and gas >lady is paying when n----- walks in >n----- pulls out two guns, points one at the lady and sticks the other one in my face >supertard comes running full speed through the store, jumps and flies head-first into the n----- >supertard's collision causes n----- to fly into the window next to the register >tard laying on top of incapacitated n-----, flailing around crying >police show up later, n----- has a concussion from the impact with supertard superskull. 93.72 KB I never saw supertard again but I like to think he's still out there protecting innocents
Anonymous No. 769700370 (2 m) >be 20 something >working at a local convenience store/gas station > some lady and a kid walk in a m------------ towel wrapped around his chubby neck >realize he's tard, pretend the towel is a PNG саpе >supertard runs full speed down the snack isle knocking over everything >fuckmylifeimgonnahavetocleanthatup.jpg >tard mom asks for some smokes and gas >lady is paying when n----- walks in >n----- pulls out two guns, points one at the lady and sticks the other one in my face >supertard comes running full speed through the store, jumps and flies head-first into the n----- >supertard's collision causes n----- to fly into the window next to the register >tard laying on top of incapacitated n-----, flailing around crying >police show up later, n----- has a concussion from the impact with supertard superskull. 93.72 KB I never saw supertard again but I like to think he's still out there protecting innocents

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Anon has a dream of a ghost | /r/Greentext

File: ghost pepe.jpg (34 KB, 507x394) I Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)09:10:49 No.64316317 ► I just had the worst dream ever. I'm so glad it was just a dream. Here's how it went: >be me >in living room >there is a corpse of a young adult girl, with red hair >think that she's a relative about to have her funeral >while exiting the room, I see her looking at me then starting a smile >wave at her with a happy face >when I come back in the room, she is gone >ask grandma, who sat and watched TV the hole time, who she is >she smirks >continue desperately asking >she says "oh, she's just from folklore" >my heart drops >when i'm using the computer >l see that I bought some games on Steam that I don't remember buying >she messages sent to Discord friends I don't remember sending >mfw this ghost is trolling me and my computer >try to refund all the games she bought >don't do anything about the messages because I can't tell them I accidentally sat on my keyboard or that this weird ghost is in my house >when I'm inside >chairs, clothes, small objects are either slightly or largely moved or just not there anymore >at this point I'm not even an Atheist anymore, this s--- made me Christian out of fear >enough >talk to my grandma about bringing a priest home >right after I wake up with my eyes and everything tired and ears plugged in Note that this wasn't a lucid dream, and I wasn't aware at all that I was dreaming. This is the key factor that made this dream the scariest one of my life. Imagine one day that all the ghost stories you heard are actually real and very possible to happen to you.
File: ghost pepe.jpg (34 KB, 507x394) I Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)09:10:49 No.64316317 ► I just had the worst dream ever. I'm so glad it was just a dream. Here's how it went: >be me >in living room >there is a corpse of a young adult girl, with red hair >think that she's a relative about to have her funeral >while exiting the room, I see her looking at me then starting a smile >wave at her with a happy face >when I come back in the room, she is gone >ask grandma, who sat and watched TV the hole time, who she is >she smirks >continue desperately asking >she says "oh, she's just from folklore" >my heart drops >when i'm using the computer >l see that I bought some games on Steam that I don't remember buying >she messages sent to Discord friends I don't remember sending >mfw this ghost is trolling me and my computer >try to refund all the games she bought >don't do anything about the messages because I can't tell them I accidentally sat on my keyboard or that this weird ghost is in my house >when I'm inside >chairs, clothes, small objects are either slightly or largely moved or just not there anymore >at this point I'm not even an Atheist anymore, this s--- made me Christian out of fear >enough >talk to my grandma about bringing a priest home >right after I wake up with my eyes and everything tired and ears plugged in Note that this wasn't a lucid dream, and I wasn't aware at all that I was dreaming. This is the key factor that made this dream the scariest one of my life. Imagine one day that all the ghost stories you heard are actually real and very possible to happen to you.

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Anon is GOOD | /r/Greentext

>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife 50 KB JPG >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am
>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife 50 KB JPG >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am

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Alabamanon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)13:39:33 No.64303129 >cousin has to sit on my lap during a car ride 5 KB GIF : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)13:40:53 No.64303140 >open her legs slightly >close them again >your bonered d--- is now between her thighs Welcome to the prison zone anon
: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)13:39:33 No.64303129 >cousin has to sit on my lap during a car ride 5 KB GIF : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)13:40:53 No.64303140 >open her legs slightly >close them again >your bonered d--- is now between her thighs Welcome to the prison zone anon

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Anon discovers his fetishes | /r/Greentext

File: asscrab.jpg (68 KB, 972x687) O Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)20:06:05 No.857672025 [Reply] ► >>857672416 >be me >4 years old >sexuality develops really early for some f------ reason >I kid you not I had a f------ foot, piss, and s--- fetish at age 4 because I thought they were "funny" >ffw to when I'm 10 years old >most fetishes are gone thank god >start getting into nudism for some f------ reason >start watching tons of nudism videos >develop this specific fetish for being completely naked in a forest, no shoes, no socks, no hat, no watch, no bag, no nothing >it's all I can get off to these days what is wrong with me, /b/? * 0 Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)20:12:07 No.857672416 ► >>857672025 (OP) Not that weird, I had a s--- fetish from 6 onwards, I used to take a mirror into the toilet and s--- on the floor watching it come out and even put it on my chest
File: asscrab.jpg (68 KB, 972x687) O Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)20:06:05 No.857672025 [Reply] ► >>857672416 >be me >4 years old >sexuality develops really early for some f------ reason >I kid you not I had a f------ foot, piss, and s--- fetish at age 4 because I thought they were "funny" >ffw to when I'm 10 years old >most fetishes are gone thank god >start getting into nudism for some f------ reason >start watching tons of nudism videos >develop this specific fetish for being completely naked in a forest, no shoes, no socks, no hat, no watch, no bag, no nothing >it's all I can get off to these days what is wrong with me, /b/? * 0 Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)20:12:07 No.857672416 ► >>857672025 (OP) Not that weird, I had a s--- fetish from 6 onwards, I used to take a mirror into the toilet and s--- on the floor watching it come out and even put it on my chest

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Anon hates car dealers | /r/Greentext

File: angry_pepe.jpg (5 KB, 200x200) I Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)16:06:50 No.857704461 I F------ HATE CAR DEALERS >Be me, in the market looking to buy a brand new car >Choose a fine car, and book it >The delivery has a waiting period of 45 days >Wait for 45 days >No sign of my car >Ask the dealer for my car >Told me to wait for another 2 weeks >Ok.jpg >Called back the dealer after 2 weeks >Told to wait for one more month >1 month over, but no sign of my car >Dealer somehow offers to deliver me the same car but with a different retarded color >NoThanks.gif >Cancel booking out of frustration, and book another car from a different brand >This also has a waiting period of 45 days >OkThatsWeird.exe >45 days gets over, no sign of my car >Ask the dealer what's up >Dealer tells me low production because of covid-19 >Somehow offers me the same car with a different retarded color >YOU M------------ F--- Y'ALL
File: angry_pepe.jpg (5 KB, 200x200) I Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)16:06:50 No.857704461 I F------ HATE CAR DEALERS >Be me, in the market looking to buy a brand new car >Choose a fine car, and book it >The delivery has a waiting period of 45 days >Wait for 45 days >No sign of my car >Ask the dealer for my car >Told me to wait for another 2 weeks >Ok.jpg >Called back the dealer after 2 weeks >Told to wait for one more month >1 month over, but no sign of my car >Dealer somehow offers to deliver me the same car but with a different retarded color >NoThanks.gif >Cancel booking out of frustration, and book another car from a different brand >This also has a waiting period of 45 days >OkThatsWeird.exe >45 days gets over, no sign of my car >Ask the dealer what's up >Dealer tells me low production because of covid-19 >Somehow offers me the same car with a different retarded color >YOU M------------ F--- Y'ALL

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Anon is turning gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)11:19:48 No.857701960 >Be me >Sitting on pc holding my s--- for the past 3 hours >l start feeling massive pains from the beast wanting to be freed >Try to get up, start feeling even more pain 131 KB PNG >Slowly walk to my toilet >Lower my pants >Sit on the toilet >The beast SCREAMS even louder to be freed >l feel even more pain >I start pushing with all of my might >The beast is not sliding out >Start pushing even harder, to the point i start sweating and making the toilet warmer >Feel the beast slowly sliding down my a------ >The head is almost out >Start pissing like a mad man from the pure amount of force on my body. >The ring around my a------ starts burning from the pain >The s--- is way too big. >keep pushing, start tearing up >The beast is almost mid way, a bit of gas escapes >Smells like rotten fruit with a tint of piss mixed with vomit. >Almost pass out from the smell >The s--- leaves my a------, slams on the water, feel cold toilet water go inside my a------. >Try to get up to wipe, my legs are giving up on me. >Use the sink as support >Get toilet paper, wipe, no s---, feels good >Look down my pines... >l see white stuff >I look closer >Its c--... I cummed from taking a s---.... f--- me man, am turning gay. pic unrelated. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)11:19:48 No.857701960 >Be me >Sitting on pc holding my s--- for the past 3 hours >l start feeling massive pains from the beast wanting to be freed >Try to get up, start feeling even more pain 131 KB PNG >Slowly walk to my toilet >Lower my pants >Sit on the toilet >The beast SCREAMS even louder to be freed >l feel even more pain >I start pushing with all of my might >The beast is not sliding out >Start pushing even harder, to the point i start sweating and making the toilet warmer >Feel the beast slowly sliding down my a------ >The head is almost out >Start pissing like a mad man from the pure amount of force on my body. >The ring around my a------ starts burning from the pain >The s--- is way too big. >keep pushing, start tearing up >The beast is almost mid way, a bit of gas escapes >Smells like rotten fruit with a tint of piss mixed with vomit. >Almost pass out from the smell >The s--- leaves my a------, slams on the water, feel cold toilet water go inside my a------. >Try to get up to wipe, my legs are giving up on me. >Use the sink as support >Get toilet paper, wipe, no s---, feels good >Look down my pines... >l see white stuff >I look closer >Its c--... I cummed from taking a s---.... f--- me man, am turning gay. pic unrelated. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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anon gets fired | /r/Greentext

i f----- up, didn't i? >have office job >boss tells me about new employee >meet her 7 KB PNG >8/10 cutie >she asks my name i ask her >her name is "candice" >think if gonna get pranked >say "yeah haha candice d--- fit in yo mouth" >she looks disgusted >says "ugh" and walks to boss' office >writing this at my desk, am i f-----?
i f----- up, didn't i? >have office job >boss tells me about new employee >meet her 7 KB PNG >8/10 cutie >she asks my name i ask her >her name is "candice" >think if gonna get pranked >say "yeah haha candice d--- fit in yo mouth" >she looks disgusted >says "ugh" and walks to boss' office >writing this at my desk, am i f-----?

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Anon explains why he got /fit/ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)12:59:19 No.82206480 >>82206495 >>82206519 >>82206577 >>82206977 >>82209888 >>82210844 >>82212317 >>82213601 >>82206225 Cardio is for f---. Girls don't care how far u can run Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)21:53:30 No.82213601 File: i must r---.jpg (29 KB, 577x435) wherever l am, I must also r---. >>82206480 >Girls don't care how far u can run I'm more concerned with how far they can run to be honest.
Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)12:59:19 No.82206480 >>82206495 >>82206519 >>82206577 >>82206977 >>82209888 >>82210844 >>82212317 >>82213601 >>82206225 Cardio is for f---. Girls don't care how far u can run Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)21:53:30 No.82213601 File: i must r---.jpg (29 KB, 577x435) wherever l am, I must also r---. >>82206480 >Girls don't care how far u can run I'm more concerned with how far they can run to be honest.

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Anon ran out of tp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)05:34:06 No.64314778 >move into new house >no tp in downstairs bathroom >spot mini bible >use page to wipe ass Am I going to hell anons? 8 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)05:53:01 No.64314960 No proof? Edgy and gay. >>64315016 # : Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)05:57:25 No.64315016 20210625_225341.jpg 1.42 MB JPG >>64314960 # john 16:20 >>64315247 # >>64315295 # >>64315296 #
: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)05:34:06 No.64314778 >move into new house >no tp in downstairs bathroom >spot mini bible >use page to wipe ass Am I going to hell anons? 8 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)05:53:01 No.64314960 No proof? Edgy and gay. >>64315016 # : Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)05:57:25 No.64315016 20210625_225341.jpg 1.42 MB JPG >>64314960 # john 16:20 >>64315247 # >>64315295 # >>64315296 #

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Anon believes in the power of allah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Ndp2dhkX 06/23/21(Wed)15:28:49 No.38018292 Insha'Allah this pump remains sustained. HOLY uran 10 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: 66kh6KY4 06/23/21(Wed)15:33:18 No.38018508 you cannot "hold" bitcoin but you can you hold quran! : Anonymous (ID: HMnmTnMn) 06/23/21(Wed)15:47:12 No.38019141 Allah can't allow market manipulation to succeed, because he is just. It must fall.
: Anonymous (ID: Ndp2dhkX 06/23/21(Wed)15:28:49 No.38018292 Insha'Allah this pump remains sustained. HOLY uran 10 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: 66kh6KY4 06/23/21(Wed)15:33:18 No.38018508 you cannot "hold" bitcoin but you can you hold quran! : Anonymous (ID: HMnmTnMn) 06/23/21(Wed)15:47:12 No.38019141 Allah can't allow market manipulation to succeed, because he is just. It must fall.

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Anon Is Emo | /r/Greentext

File: scene girl 3.jpg (159 KB, 960x720) Anonymous (ID: KO/luc) 106/25/21(Fri)20:27:52 No.327523732 [Reply] >Anon, wake up >What's that? Trannies, blacks, and gays running the country? >UFOS emerging from the sea? Great Reset? >State enforced homosexuality? White people deemed domestic terrorists? Did you hit your head? >What!? Of course, men can't be women, silly! >You're still taking me to the MCR concert tonight right? >Pandemic? Wearing masks? Vaccines? >Oh, you're so funny anon, RAWR! >That means "I love you" in dinosaur!
File: scene girl 3.jpg (159 KB, 960x720) Anonymous (ID: KO/luc) 106/25/21(Fri)20:27:52 No.327523732 [Reply] >Anon, wake up >What's that? Trannies, blacks, and gays running the country? >UFOS emerging from the sea? Great Reset? >State enforced homosexuality? White people deemed domestic terrorists? Did you hit your head? >What!? Of course, men can't be women, silly! >You're still taking me to the MCR concert tonight right? >Pandemic? Wearing masks? Vaccines? >Oh, you're so funny anon, RAWR! >That means "I love you" in dinosaur!

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Anon is dumbfounded | /r/Greentext

>be me, today >working and looking at the clock, just waiting for it to finally hit 5 so I can go the f--- home >work ends, I go to the bus station and wait for the bus 33 KB JPG >end up waiting like 30 minutes, a bit longer than usual but no biggie >while waiting, I'm just sitting and browsing s--- on my phone, but there's these three girls (aged probably 17-20) and one older woman in her 40s (who, from what I gathered later in the conversation, is the mom of one of the girls) talking >I listen in a bit, nothing too major, I don't look at them or anything, but I just focus my attention on the convo >they talk about a bartending job one (or all of them, couldn't quite pick up details on who was employed but doesn't matter) of the three girls got at a local bar and they talk about how the owner of the bar treats them >the girls talk about how he slaps their asses, grabs their t--- and does other weird stuff to them >they talk with the older mom, almost in a "cheerful" voice, where they're just joking about it or something >the mom is also laughing a lot and has a joking type of tone in her voice >I think to myself "Damn, are you really f------ okay with this? Isn't that s--- like pretty f------ creepy from him?" but don't say anything since I'm just a stranger who's waiting for his bus >bus arrives, I get onboard and go home >sit down at PC, type this
>be me, today >working and looking at the clock, just waiting for it to finally hit 5 so I can go the f--- home >work ends, I go to the bus station and wait for the bus 33 KB JPG >end up waiting like 30 minutes, a bit longer than usual but no biggie >while waiting, I'm just sitting and browsing s--- on my phone, but there's these three girls (aged probably 17-20) and one older woman in her 40s (who, from what I gathered later in the conversation, is the mom of one of the girls) talking >I listen in a bit, nothing too major, I don't look at them or anything, but I just focus my attention on the convo >they talk about a bartending job one (or all of them, couldn't quite pick up details on who was employed but doesn't matter) of the three girls got at a local bar and they talk about how the owner of the bar treats them >the girls talk about how he slaps their asses, grabs their t--- and does other weird stuff to them >they talk with the older mom, almost in a "cheerful" voice, where they're just joking about it or something >the mom is also laughing a lot and has a joking type of tone in her voice >I think to myself "Damn, are you really f------ okay with this? Isn't that s--- like pretty f------ creepy from him?" but don't say anything since I'm just a stranger who's waiting for his bus >bus arrives, I get onboard and go home >sit down at PC, type this

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Anon is lying to himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)07:44:03 No.85236 >be me >never really got attention from girls in hs >now in college >been lifting for the past year >dress well 34 KB JPG >being 6ft 1 helps >in line for a club last night >a girl comes up to me and starts talking >says she knows someone further up in the line and takes me wither her Did I make it anons? 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thre
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)07:44:03 No.85236 >be me >never really got attention from girls in hs >now in college >been lifting for the past year >dress well 34 KB JPG >being 6ft 1 helps >in line for a club last night >a girl comes up to me and starts talking >says she knows someone further up in the line and takes me wither her Did I make it anons? 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thre

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Anon hates watermelons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GKaNVGpd ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since
Anonymous (ID: GKaNVGpd ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since

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Anon uses the restroom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)15:52:14 No.857691519 >be me >20 mins ago >dropping off some logs in the work bathroom >Andysixx.slidd >ate 4 bowls of my nans homemade 17 KB JPG curry last night >the foulness coming out of me is insane >hear the door open and a customer walk in with a small child >hear the man cough slightly and the child start instantly complaining about the stench >'dad dad it really stin >laugh to myself >the father encourages the child to use the restroom as I'm still absolutely polluting the air >suddenly hear retching >unmistakable sound of vomit hitting the floor >holyshitthekidthewup.kek >trying to contain my laughter whilst wiping >kids still crying and throwing up syuckkk' >'dad it stiiinkkkkss' >I can't hold it anymore and burst out laughing like an actual madman hyena >hear the father grumble something and pick up his child and walk out >l'm still howling >finish my disgusting business but don't flush and exit the bathroom >walk out and see a man holding a visibly ill child speaking to my manager and looking in my direction >what the f--- >the pair exit the restaurant and my manager motions me over >'did you cause an extremely bad stink in the bathroom and laugh about it when it made that dudes kid throw up' >reply simply 'yeah it was funny' >manager turns out to be an actual bro and cracks up laughing >gives me a fist bump and tells me I can take home an extra serving of whatever the daily special is plus a bottle of cheap wine >hear later that another customer complained of the lingering smell so one of the waitresses had to go in there and flush it >honestly the most productive day I've had in a long time >nana is making more curry next week
: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)15:52:14 No.857691519 >be me >20 mins ago >dropping off some logs in the work bathroom >Andysixx.slidd >ate 4 bowls of my nans homemade 17 KB JPG curry last night >the foulness coming out of me is insane >hear the door open and a customer walk in with a small child >hear the man cough slightly and the child start instantly complaining about the stench >'dad dad it really stin >laugh to myself >the father encourages the child to use the restroom as I'm still absolutely polluting the air >suddenly hear retching >unmistakable sound of vomit hitting the floor >holyshitthekidthewup.kek >trying to contain my laughter whilst wiping >kids still crying and throwing up syuckkk' >'dad it stiiinkkkkss' >I can't hold it anymore and burst out laughing like an actual madman hyena >hear the father grumble something and pick up his child and walk out >l'm still howling >finish my disgusting business but don't flush and exit the bathroom >walk out and see a man holding a visibly ill child speaking to my manager and looking in my direction >what the f--- >the pair exit the restaurant and my manager motions me over >'did you cause an extremely bad stink in the bathroom and laugh about it when it made that dudes kid throw up' >reply simply 'yeah it was funny' >manager turns out to be an actual bro and cracks up laughing >gives me a fist bump and tells me I can take home an extra serving of whatever the daily special is plus a bottle of cheap wine >hear later that another customer complained of the lingering smell so one of the waitresses had to go in there and flush it >honestly the most productive day I've had in a long time >nana is making more curry next week

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Anon is still American | /r/Greentext

3h (6/24 12:31) · 147332370 2 Re · 1 Img · JPG·6KB·(250 × 230) 1 Reply >Before I go to sleep I pray to God that I will wake up as an Italian in Italy >Wake up >Still American
3h (6/24 12:31) · 147332370 2 Re · 1 Img · JPG·6KB·(250 × 230) 1 Reply >Before I go to sleep I pray to God that I will wake up as an Italian in Italy >Wake up >Still American

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Anon watches fight club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/18(Sat)22:49:12 No.43452373 story time >be me >be in 7th grade >obsessed with the movie fight club >start pretending to fight myself because autism 143 KB JPG >people at school ask why i have bruises >tell them i got into fight >with who? >tell them im not gonna snitch >people believe me >tfw people start to think im a little bit cooler due to autism 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 02/24/18(Sat)22:49:12 No.43452373 story time >be me >be in 7th grade >obsessed with the movie fight club >start pretending to fight myself because autism 143 KB JPG >people at school ask why i have bruises >tell them i got into fight >with who? >tell them im not gonna snitch >people believe me >tfw people start to think im a little bit cooler due to autism 1 Reply View Thread

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Thar she blows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)22:26:09 No.62176150 >>62176026 (OP)# >walk in elevator >see a 8/10 miring >wow you're really big >thanks y-you too 29 KB JPG >>62176164 # >>62176167 # >>62177219 # >>62179418 # >>62181826 # >>62182666 # >>62185375 #
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)22:26:09 No.62176150 >>62176026 (OP)# >walk in elevator >see a 8/10 miring >wow you're really big >thanks y-you too 29 KB JPG >>62176164 # >>62176167 # >>62177219 # >>62179418 # >>62181826 # >>62182666 # >>62185375 #

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