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O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)14:18:55 No.54226781 >>54227161 >>54227206 >54227679 >>54227900 >>54227970 >>54228066 >>54228209 >>54228259 >>54228282 >>54228513 >>54228604 >>54228678 >>54228731 >>54228833 >>54228872 >>54228873 >>54228916 >>54228976 >>54229043 >>54229096 >>54229258 >>54229267 >>54229346 >>54229463 >>54229474 >>54229516 >>54229530 >>54229615 >>54229656 >>54229822 >>54229860 >>54229908 >>54229917 >>54230032 >>54230063 >>54230094 >>54230148 >>54230201 >>54230409 >>54230641 >>54230757 >>54230842 >>54231074 >>54231409 >>54231431 >>54231447 >>54231593 >>54231708 >>54231925 >>54231967 >>54232001 >>54232054 >>54232200 >>54232266 >>54232305 >>54232420 >>54232596 >>54232736 >>54232895 >>54232946 >>54233052 >>54233413 >>54233652 >>54233773 >>54233880 >>54233933 >>54234135 >>54234289 >>54234462 >>54236074 >>54236142 >>54236174 >>54236269 >>54236343 >>54236441 >>54237539 So I was talking about my roommate last thread, but I wanted to talk more about it to clarify why I HATE my roommate and CANNOT wait to move out the lease expires soon (June) >hanging out with girlfriend >watching naked & afraid >is recorded so watching it late at night >was having good time a joy t y to be with her and watching >eating snacks, still bulking and CAN eat them >we all remember where we were when this took place >such >roommate playing games on PC >BUT THEN: Ilow and bee hole here he comes (HIM) >looking a >his face become all jiggling >he put a napkin over jewels so we cannot SEE >who needs my fluids all over the boob tube? with his big HOOF instead of soft foot ll huge my d we say to him >do NOT with your stink (fluids) on our TV during the commercials put it! must with your stink on the TV with the commercials during it NOT to do it >who will want all over the TV to be my stink (smell and fluid)? >and ..he DID. Pand yet. >germs of his became all over them and into the trash went our snacks >we said NONE and NOBODY >and yet he put on the TV, his STINK all over >everyone remembers this And this is why we threw our snacks in the trash and we absolutely had to get into bed and sleep ourselves into dreams of it (him). This was the first time this happened with him doing this, but he was to do it more times after and I am amazed that my girlfriend. O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:37:29 No.54228604 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)14:45:48 No.54227161 ► File: a523c90df954c60bb327dfac2(.jpg (63 KB, 754x721) File: 8C9B5864-8D32-4EC1-82A1-0(..).jpg (104 KB, 932x1024) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)15:44:20 No.54227900 ► >>54226781 This reads like Lovecraft. >>54226781 ? what >>54226781 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:42:50 No.54228678 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)22:30:24 No.54232736 ► >>54226781 Anon I... >>54226781 I want to know what country you're from so I can never go there O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)14:48:32 No.54227206 ► O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)15:50:06 No.54227970 ► O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:46:34 No.54228731 ► File: yes.jpg (82 KB, 601x755) >>54226781 >tfw reading a stroke in real time. #BASED >>54226781 Damn...got me thinkjin bout life n s--- >>54226781 >everyone remembers this O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:55:57 No.54228872 ► File: 1428969236629.jpg (3 KB, 110x125) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:07:48 No.54229043 ► O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:23:56 No.54229908 ► >>54226781 Based ESL poster. >>54226781 Think I just had a stroke reading this >>54226781 Based schizo Yes, O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:12:11 No.54229096 ► >>54233921 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:43:20 No.54225 Anonymous 01/28/20(Tuej21 10.48 No.54231700 ► 1520is9199594. png (34 KB, 356x311) >>54226781 >eating snacks, still bulking and CAN eat them >tfw cutting and CANNOT (no and never) eat them >>54226781 lol O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:55:59 No.54228873 ► >low and bee hole O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:25:24 No.54229258 ► >>54226781 >BUT THEN: Ilow and bee hole here he comes (HIM) >>54226781 reading that i almost seriously had an aneurysm O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:44:05 No.54229474 >>54226781 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:59:40 No.54228916 ► File: 1571707491027.jpg (45 KB, 960x899) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:26:31 No.54229267 ► 24226781 >And we say to him >>54226781 >based stroke poster >>54226781 based and strokepilled yay how I walk through the valley of fat i shall fear no calories O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:32:44 No.54229346 ► Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:47: O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:19:20 No.54229860 ► File: tom-delonge-wtf1.gif (1.53 MB, 370x335) >>54226781 >and yet.. HE DID my sides >>54226781 What the f------ f---? This pinases thenut >>54226781 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:03:44 No.54228976 ► >>54230 Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:16:09 No. >>54226781 People always remember where they were when: O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:48:40 No.54229530 File: 1579843568547.png (103 KB, 466x586) >>54226781 What in the f------ goddamn >man walks on moon >>54226781 >JFK assassinated what. >9/11 Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:24:45 No.54229917 >roomate put his stink (fluids) on TV O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:56:21 No.54229615 >>54226781 w-- I thought I was reading wrong at first O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:32:38 No.54230032 ► File: 5D8D68A2-34A7-4B83-A962-A(.).jpg (35 KB, 385x500) >>54226781 >low and bee hole >>54226781 This says a lot about our O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)19:07:37 No.54230409 > >>54231354 File: b urself.jpg (54 KB, 663x596) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:00:16 No.54229656 ► society >>54226781 >who will want all over the TV to be my stink (smell and fluid)? >>54226781 >low and bee hole JUS BEE THE U THAT BELIEVES O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)19:41:39 No.54230757 ► >>54226781 >do NOT with your stink (fluids) on our TV during the commercials put it! >you must with your stink on the TV with the commercials during it NOT to do it O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:35:45 No.54230063 >>54226781 Did he at least pay for your snacks? O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)19:29:52 No.54230641 ► File: tom cruise laugh meme.jpg (46 KB, 950x608) Reading this out loud was a f------ trip >>54226781 based strokeposter, O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:37:47 No.54230094 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)20:11:12 No.54231074 File: 1569273878696.png (78 KB, 240x228) love it >>54226781 L. what?! >>54226781 >based stroke poster O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)20:43:49 No.54231409 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:41:59 No.54230148 ► >>54226781 I feel stronger after reading this. F--- your roommate. >>54226781 Based and boob tube-pilled. Put me in the screencap O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)20:45:49 No.54231431 ► File: 1580224047635.jpg (191 KB, 800x899) Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)20:47:00 No.54231447 ► >>54226781 >>54226781 >its all about spot reduction baby, these wizard eyes see all the demons Thanks mate O Anonymous 0128/20(Tue)21 26.45 No.54231925 File: 1579275769109.gif (1.58 MB, 480x366) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)21:30:39 No.54231967 ► File: e969e 16.jpg (99 KB, 1242x1500) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)21:33:24 No.54232001 ► File: 1562016493070.jpg (52 KB, 600x452) >>54226781 >We all remember where we were when this took place I sure do >>54226781 Thank you Into the screencap you MUST enter me REALLY Sdat STLK y PENIS 'n tiore. 7.. HOWEVER, T O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)21:48:22 No.54232200 ► File: 12006513_tgif (225 KB, 200x240) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)21:37:20 No.54232054 File: 1536449353316.jpg (496 KB, 922x922) pO HUMMING GIRCUS MUSIC >>54226781 >>54226781 go as far even to look more like? wat in de wat 2254226781 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)22:46:54 No.54232895 ► >>54232946 File: 1413519698527.jpg (15 KB, 350x229) O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)00:17:23 No.54233773 ► Gazz me insifies) >>54226781 I FEEL IT I FEEEEEEEEEL IT >>54226781 >the virgin commercial watcher >The Chad Stink (smell and fluid) Sprayer O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)23:39:50 No.54233413 ► >>54226781 Honored to have witnessed 2020 strokebread O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)00:38:53 No.54233933 > File: tenor.png (175 KB, 400x388) O c--- 01/29/20(Wed)01:49:31 No.5423446 File: 1482415254934.jpg (24 KB, 657x527) CHRISTUS REGNAT >>54226781 Me too man, me too O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)01:25:45 No.54234289 ► >>54226781 >we said NONE and NOBODY O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)06:23:39 No.54236142 File: 1568715059830s.jpg (2 KB, 125x95) >>54226781 put me in the strokecap >>54226781 please put into strokecap Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)06:28:00 No.54236174 O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)06:50:51 No.54236343 ► File: 1571683277448.png (201 KB, 300x300) >>54226781 F--- I had a stroke. O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)06:40:29 No.54236269 ► >>54226781 > looking all huge with his big HOOF instead of soft foot O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)09:21:58 No.54237539 ► >>54226781 Give me those brain cells back. >>54226781 Hello? 911? We need an amberlamps, I think anon had a stroke. O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)07:04:35 No.54236441 ► >>54226781 The best strokeposts are the ones that start off normal, but then fade into stroke territory, just like this one did. Ultimately, it makes you wonder if the poster had the stroke, or you did. 10/10 great job.
O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)14:18:55 No.54226781 >>54227161 >>54227206 >54227679 >>54227900 >>54227970 >>54228066 >>54228209 >>54228259 >>54228282 >>54228513 >>54228604 >>54228678 >>54228731 >>54228833 >>54228872 >>54228873 >>54228916 >>54228976 >>54229043 >>54229096 >>54229258 >>54229267 >>54229346 >>54229463 >>54229474 >>54229516 >>54229530 >>54229615 >>54229656 >>54229822 >>54229860 >>54229908 >>54229917 >>54230032 >>54230063 >>54230094 >>54230148 >>54230201 >>54230409 >>54230641 >>54230757 >>54230842 >>54231074 >>54231409 >>54231431 >>54231447 >>54231593 >>54231708 >>54231925 >>54231967 >>54232001 >>54232054 >>54232200 >>54232266 >>54232305 >>54232420 >>54232596 >>54232736 >>54232895 >>54232946 >>54233052 >>54233413 >>54233652 >>54233773 >>54233880 >>54233933 >>54234135 >>54234289 >>54234462 >>54236074 >>54236142 >>54236174 >>54236269 >>54236343 >>54236441 >>54237539 So I was talking about my roommate last thread, but I wanted to talk more about it to clarify why I HATE my roommate and CANNOT wait to move out the lease expires soon (June) >hanging out with girlfriend >watching naked & afraid >is recorded so watching it late at night >was having good time a joy t y to be with her and watching >eating snacks, still bulking and CAN eat them >we all remember where we were when this took place >such >roommate playing games on PC >BUT THEN: Ilow and bee hole here he comes (HIM) >looking a >his face become all jiggling >he put a napkin over jewels so we cannot SEE >who needs my fluids all over the boob tube? with his big HOOF instead of soft foot ll huge my d we say to him >do NOT with your stink (fluids) on our TV during the commercials put it! must with your stink on the TV with the commercials during it NOT to do it >who will want all over the TV to be my stink (smell and fluid)? >and ..he DID. Pand yet. >germs of his became all over them and into the trash went our snacks >we said NONE and NOBODY >and yet he put on the TV, his STINK all over >everyone remembers this And this is why we threw our snacks in the trash and we absolutely had to get into bed and sleep ourselves into dreams of it (him). This was the first time this happened with him doing this, but he was to do it more times after and I am amazed that my girlfriend. O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:37:29 No.54228604 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)14:45:48 No.54227161 ► File: a523c90df954c60bb327dfac2(.jpg (63 KB, 754x721) File: 8C9B5864-8D32-4EC1-82A1-0(..).jpg (104 KB, 932x1024) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)15:44:20 No.54227900 ► >>54226781 This reads like Lovecraft. >>54226781 ? what >>54226781 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:42:50 No.54228678 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)22:30:24 No.54232736 ► >>54226781 Anon I... >>54226781 I want to know what country you're from so I can never go there O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)14:48:32 No.54227206 ► O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)15:50:06 No.54227970 ► O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:46:34 No.54228731 ► File: yes.jpg (82 KB, 601x755) >>54226781 >tfw reading a stroke in real time. #BASED >>54226781 Damn...got me thinkjin bout life n s--- >>54226781 >everyone remembers this O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:55:57 No.54228872 ► File: 1428969236629.jpg (3 KB, 110x125) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:07:48 No.54229043 ► O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:23:56 No.54229908 ► >>54226781 Based ESL poster. >>54226781 Think I just had a stroke reading this >>54226781 Based schizo Yes, O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:12:11 No.54229096 ► >>54233921 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:43:20 No.54225 Anonymous 01/28/20(Tuej21 10.48 No.54231700 ► 1520is9199594. png (34 KB, 356x311) >>54226781 >eating snacks, still bulking and CAN eat them >tfw cutting and CANNOT (no and never) eat them >>54226781 lol O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:55:59 No.54228873 ► >low and bee hole O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:25:24 No.54229258 ► >>54226781 >BUT THEN: Ilow and bee hole here he comes (HIM) >>54226781 reading that i almost seriously had an aneurysm O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:44:05 No.54229474 >>54226781 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)16:59:40 No.54228916 ► File: 1571707491027.jpg (45 KB, 960x899) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:26:31 No.54229267 ► 24226781 >And we say to him >>54226781 >based stroke poster >>54226781 based and strokepilled yay how I walk through the valley of fat i shall fear no calories O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:32:44 No.54229346 ► Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:47: O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:19:20 No.54229860 ► File: tom-delonge-wtf1.gif (1.53 MB, 370x335) >>54226781 >and yet.. HE DID my sides >>54226781 What the f------ f---? This pinases thenut >>54226781 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:03:44 No.54228976 ► >>54230 Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:16:09 No. >>54226781 People always remember where they were when: O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:48:40 No.54229530 File: 1579843568547.png (103 KB, 466x586) >>54226781 What in the f------ goddamn >man walks on moon >>54226781 >JFK assassinated what. >9/11 Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:24:45 No.54229917 >roomate put his stink (fluids) on TV O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)17:56:21 No.54229615 >>54226781 w-- I thought I was reading wrong at first O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:32:38 No.54230032 ► File: 5D8D68A2-34A7-4B83-A962-A(.).jpg (35 KB, 385x500) >>54226781 >low and bee hole >>54226781 This says a lot about our O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)19:07:37 No.54230409 > >>54231354 File: b urself.jpg (54 KB, 663x596) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:00:16 No.54229656 ► society >>54226781 >who will want all over the TV to be my stink (smell and fluid)? >>54226781 >low and bee hole JUS BEE THE U THAT BELIEVES O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)19:41:39 No.54230757 ► >>54226781 >do NOT with your stink (fluids) on our TV during the commercials put it! >you must with your stink on the TV with the commercials during it NOT to do it O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:35:45 No.54230063 >>54226781 Did he at least pay for your snacks? O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)19:29:52 No.54230641 ► File: tom cruise laugh meme.jpg (46 KB, 950x608) Reading this out loud was a f------ trip >>54226781 based strokeposter, O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:37:47 No.54230094 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)20:11:12 No.54231074 File: 1569273878696.png (78 KB, 240x228) love it >>54226781 L. what?! >>54226781 >based stroke poster O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)20:43:49 No.54231409 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)18:41:59 No.54230148 ► >>54226781 I feel stronger after reading this. F--- your roommate. >>54226781 Based and boob tube-pilled. Put me in the screencap O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)20:45:49 No.54231431 ► File: 1580224047635.jpg (191 KB, 800x899) Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)20:47:00 No.54231447 ► >>54226781 >>54226781 >its all about spot reduction baby, these wizard eyes see all the demons Thanks mate O Anonymous 0128/20(Tue)21 26.45 No.54231925 File: 1579275769109.gif (1.58 MB, 480x366) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)21:30:39 No.54231967 ► File: e969e 16.jpg (99 KB, 1242x1500) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)21:33:24 No.54232001 ► File: 1562016493070.jpg (52 KB, 600x452) >>54226781 >We all remember where we were when this took place I sure do >>54226781 Thank you Into the screencap you MUST enter me REALLY Sdat STLK y PENIS 'n tiore. 7.. HOWEVER, T O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)21:48:22 No.54232200 ► File: 12006513_tgif (225 KB, 200x240) O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)21:37:20 No.54232054 File: 1536449353316.jpg (496 KB, 922x922) pO HUMMING GIRCUS MUSIC >>54226781 >>54226781 go as far even to look more like? wat in de wat 2254226781 O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)22:46:54 No.54232895 ► >>54232946 File: 1413519698527.jpg (15 KB, 350x229) O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)00:17:23 No.54233773 ► Gazz me insifies) >>54226781 I FEEL IT I FEEEEEEEEEL IT >>54226781 >the virgin commercial watcher >The Chad Stink (smell and fluid) Sprayer O Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)23:39:50 No.54233413 ► >>54226781 Honored to have witnessed 2020 strokebread O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)00:38:53 No.54233933 > File: tenor.png (175 KB, 400x388) O c--- 01/29/20(Wed)01:49:31 No.5423446 File: 1482415254934.jpg (24 KB, 657x527) CHRISTUS REGNAT >>54226781 Me too man, me too O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)01:25:45 No.54234289 ► >>54226781 >we said NONE and NOBODY O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)06:23:39 No.54236142 File: 1568715059830s.jpg (2 KB, 125x95) >>54226781 put me in the strokecap >>54226781 please put into strokecap Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)06:28:00 No.54236174 O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)06:50:51 No.54236343 ► File: 1571683277448.png (201 KB, 300x300) >>54226781 F--- I had a stroke. O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)06:40:29 No.54236269 ► >>54226781 > looking all huge with his big HOOF instead of soft foot O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)09:21:58 No.54237539 ► >>54226781 Give me those brain cells back. >>54226781 Hello? 911? We need an amberlamps, I think anon had a stroke. O Anonymous 01/29/20(Wed)07:04:35 No.54236441 ► >>54226781 The best strokeposts are the ones that start off normal, but then fade into stroke territory, just like this one did. Ultimately, it makes you wonder if the poster had the stroke, or you did. 10/10 great job.

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: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)08:00:08 No.858254300 >Be me, run into an old classmate after a decade >Accidentally say "What are you?", instead of "How are you?". >Awkward.mp3 >Turns out classmate recently came out as trans making things much more worse >Say sorry and run away like retarded 6 KB JPG Steven Seagal View Thread
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)08:00:08 No.858254300 >Be me, run into an old classmate after a decade >Accidentally say "What are you?", instead of "How are you?". >Awkward.mp3 >Turns out classmate recently came out as trans making things much more worse >Say sorry and run away like retarded 6 KB JPG Steven Seagal View Thread

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: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)23:11:37 No.858227925 >be me >few minutes ago, s------- >final wipe >toilet paper rips mid wipe >ohno >finger goes straight up my a------ 82 KB JPG >c-- >cry
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)23:11:37 No.858227925 >be me >few minutes ago, s------- >final wipe >toilet paper rips mid wipe >ohno >finger goes straight up my a------ 82 KB JPG >c-- >cry

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: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)23:57:19 No.858209416 MAN prevented myself from being a retard today at work >at work, fixing something with a coworker who is black >she says "okay, that's all good" >Nearly say "all is good in the hood" but bite my tongue so I can't say it 5 KB JPG >Manage to get out an "alright, cool" feels like progress 8 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)23:57:19 No.858209416 MAN prevented myself from being a retard today at work >at work, fixing something with a coworker who is black >she says "okay, that's all good" >Nearly say "all is good in the hood" but bite my tongue so I can't say it 5 KB JPG >Manage to get out an "alright, cool" feels like progress 8 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:13:27 No.64419346 >realize I'm going to have to bury my mother one day. What kind of a sick God created this universe? 32 KB PNG
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: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)21:43:52 No.858226274 >be me >thinking about shaving >girlfriend suggests I shave >now I don't want to do it Why are women like this? 113 KB PNG : Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)21:44:26 No.858226317 girlfriends are for f------
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)21:43:52 No.858226274 >be me >thinking about shaving >girlfriend suggests I shave >now I don't want to do it Why are women like this? 113 KB PNG : Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)21:44:26 No.858226317 girlfriends are for f------

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No.858211868 07/02/21(Fri)17:37:39 5AEA8BF6-AE99-4C1C-9886-AC580C41ECB2.jpg JPG 351.6 KİB 958x1280 >be me, 15 minutes ago >at Walmart >my wife just had our third child three days ago and I haven't slept or showered in two days >look and feel like s--- >at self check out >have my power beats pro in right ear >QT3.14 ginger gril next to me >gives me this most sincere heart warming smile >autism.exe "Don't f------ smile at me l'm married." >walk out >don't even know what her expression was Bitches might be hotter than my hot wife but doesn't mean want to get seduced by their whoreness. pic semi related it's tonight's dinner l've been cooking since this morning 2 replies No.858212017 07/02/21(Fri)17:39:58 Your story and your dinner are s--- 1 reply •..
No.858211868 07/02/21(Fri)17:37:39 5AEA8BF6-AE99-4C1C-9886-AC580C41ECB2.jpg JPG 351.6 KİB 958x1280 >be me, 15 minutes ago >at Walmart >my wife just had our third child three days ago and I haven't slept or showered in two days >look and feel like s--- >at self check out >have my power beats pro in right ear >QT3.14 ginger gril next to me >gives me this most sincere heart warming smile >autism.exe "Don't f------ smile at me l'm married." >walk out >don't even know what her expression was Bitches might be hotter than my hot wife but doesn't mean want to get seduced by their whoreness. pic semi related it's tonight's dinner l've been cooking since this morning 2 replies No.858212017 07/02/21(Fri)17:39:58 Your story and your dinner are s--- 1 reply •..

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