Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon hates the education system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)15:17:50 No.858618129 >Be me >Sixth grader >Be smarter than everyone else because standardized testing is the only accurate measurement of intelligence and nobody else applies themselves >Considered "the smart kid" by 97 KB JPG everyone else >Everybody gets placed into the classes they belong in except for me >I go to the dumbest class because of my reputation >The school's idea is that the other kids will see me and think that they placed into my class >F--- it, it's only one semester, they'll swap out another kid next time so that the top students can stay ahead >Never happens >Slowly lose potential after repeated placements >Easily fit in with stupid kids by Sophomore year >Graduate in bottom 20 percent of class >Parents ask me what happened >F------ no child left behind >Begin to wonder whether I was actually stupid to begin with, but insist that it's everyone's fault but mine >Education systems can't be redeemed
: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)15:17:50 No.858618129 >Be me >Sixth grader >Be smarter than everyone else because standardized testing is the only accurate measurement of intelligence and nobody else applies themselves >Considered "the smart kid" by 97 KB JPG everyone else >Everybody gets placed into the classes they belong in except for me >I go to the dumbest class because of my reputation >The school's idea is that the other kids will see me and think that they placed into my class >F--- it, it's only one semester, they'll swap out another kid next time so that the top students can stay ahead >Never happens >Slowly lose potential after repeated placements >Easily fit in with stupid kids by Sophomore year >Graduate in bottom 20 percent of class >Parents ask me what happened >F------ no child left behind >Begin to wonder whether I was actually stupid to begin with, but insist that it's everyone's fault but mine >Education systems can't be redeemed

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is doomed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)22:38:33 No.64490318 >>64489809 (OP) # >submit application to 30+ companies >only accepted by Walmart 434 KB JPG >>64490415 # >>64490424 #
: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)22:38:33 No.64490318 >>64489809 (OP) # >submit application to 30+ companies >only accepted by Walmart 434 KB JPG >>64490415 # >>64490424 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw organism font

Femamon BTFO | /r/Greentext

Board (/b/ - Random v Settings Home : Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)15:08:15 No.744585777 >be me >24yo femanon >invite guy over from Tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg 334 KB PNG >have sex >i don't really like sex but i pretend as much as i can and he comes >grab a bottle of wine from my bedside locker as he gets dressed >"would you like some wine?" >"oh wow, thanks anon" >he leaves with the bottle of wine >sitting here with his j--- inside me googling pharmacy opening hours >looks like there's a nearby one open until 10pm so i have 50 mins to get the morning after pill Why do all my Tinder dates end like this? I just want to be held. I just want companionship. 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Board (/b/ - Random v Settings Home : Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)15:08:15 No.744585777 >be me >24yo femanon >invite guy over from Tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg 334 KB PNG >have sex >i don't really like sex but i pretend as much as i can and he comes >grab a bottle of wine from my bedside locker as he gets dressed >"would you like some wine?" >"oh wow, thanks anon" >he leaves with the bottle of wine >sitting here with his j--- inside me googling pharmacy opening hours >looks like there's a nearby one open until 10pm so i have 50 mins to get the morning after pill Why do all my Tinder dates end like this? I just want to be held. I just want companionship. 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext hair eyelash font smile

Anon is extremely based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)22:51:41 No.64464826 ИМЕННОТАК ВЫПЛЯДИТ МОЯЛИЧНАЯЖИЗНЬ >a beautiful girl walking towards you >trying not to look at her so nor she nor other people won't realize that I like her Я-ПАРЕНЬ В СИНЕМ 61 KB JPG How do you call that behavior? : Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)23:04:42 No.64464952 >>64464826 (OP) # Being based and redpilled
: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)22:51:41 No.64464826 ИМЕННОТАК ВЫПЛЯДИТ МОЯЛИЧНАЯЖИЗНЬ >a beautiful girl walking towards you >trying not to look at her so nor she nor other people won't realize that I like her Я-ПАРЕНЬ В СИНЕМ 61 KB JPG How do you call that behavior? : Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)23:04:42 No.64464952 >>64464826 (OP) # Being based and redpilled

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon found a solution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/21(Sat)17:10:10 No.847312218 >check engine light comes on in car >hit pothole, it turns off >my baby is crying >idea 331 KB JPG >throw him into a pothole It works! He hasn't cried in days!!!
: Anonymous 02/13/21(Sat)17:10:10 No.847312218 >check engine light comes on in car >hit pothole, it turns off >my baby is crying >idea 331 KB JPG >throw him into a pothole It works! He hasn't cried in days!!!

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism happy font

Deep in the heart attack of Texas | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)10:06:52 No.16398753 File: 1597772991157.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) >>16397611 (OP) # >be on road trip >in texas >decide to stop at a steakhouse in east texas b------ nowhere >they have a salad bar >pasta salad >marshmallow salad >potato salad >macaroni salad >fruit salad with whipped cream >there's no vegetables at the salad bar
O Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)10:06:52 No.16398753 File: 1597772991157.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) >>16397611 (OP) # >be on road trip >in texas >decide to stop at a steakhouse in east texas b------ nowhere >they have a salad bar >pasta salad >marshmallow salad >potato salad >macaroni salad >fruit salad with whipped cream >there's no vegetables at the salad bar

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Anon wants pizza hut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:59:40 No.857906815 >Want to get Pizza Hut for lunch >3 miles away but beautiful day so I TV Ý7 FV decide to walk >Grab my baseball bag so I can hit the cages on my way back home >See a really hot girl on the way to the 987 KB JPG hut >Decide l'm going to ask her out >Walk up 20 feet behind her >Unzip my baseball bag >Start pelting her with baseballs and small rocks >Run 2.5 miles home >Didn't get pizza Pic unrelated
: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:59:40 No.857906815 >Want to get Pizza Hut for lunch >3 miles away but beautiful day so I TV Ý7 FV decide to walk >Grab my baseball bag so I can hit the cages on my way back home >See a really hot girl on the way to the 987 KB JPG hut >Decide l'm going to ask her out >Walk up 20 feet behind her >Unzip my baseball bag >Start pelting her with baseballs and small rocks >Run 2.5 miles home >Didn't get pizza Pic unrelated

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Pajeeta rejects anon | /r/Greentext

File: thumb_1014928238526043.png (33 KB, 200x240) O Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)11:40:20 No.858592563 >be me >28 male dude >eating at indian restaurant >11/10 Pajeeta waitress >Give20DollarTip.png >"Hey Pajeeta, wanna go out?" >She starts laughing and throws naan bread at me. >FeelsBreadNaan.webm
File: thumb_1014928238526043.png (33 KB, 200x240) O Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)11:40:20 No.858592563 >be me >28 male dude >eating at indian restaurant >11/10 Pajeeta waitress >Give20DollarTip.png >"Hey Pajeeta, wanna go out?" >She starts laughing and throws naan bread at me. >FeelsBreadNaan.webm

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw organism font

Anon has an epic plan to get humiliated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:36:38 No.16384462 60d0c88f064c5.jpg 49 KB JPG Would you dare try something like this? : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:47:09 No.16384502 >>16384474 # >the tube falls out of the bottom of his cup >it sprays all over the floor as he hides it between his legs >he pretends he p----- himself because he's afraid of getting caught stealing drinks >>16384803 # >>16385032 #
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:36:38 No.16384462 60d0c88f064c5.jpg 49 KB JPG Would you dare try something like this? : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:47:09 No.16384502 >>16384474 # >the tube falls out of the bottom of his cup >it sprays all over the floor as he hides it between his legs >he pretends he p----- himself because he's afraid of getting caught stealing drinks >>16384803 # >>16385032 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext line

Anon 'members | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon’s dad had enough | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is a Crusader | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is fighting metoo | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon watches nature tv shows | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon discovers the truth | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon looks up his crush | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon becomes to the new king | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon goes into the woods | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Yesterday 1413695 innawoods autism thread >be me >cub scouts camping trip >its getting dark >scout master tells us to get wood n s--- for a bonfire >go about 20 feet away from camp >see the perfect stick >grab it >its a rattlesnake tail >too retarded to run away >bring it over my head and swing it in circles >the snake can't come back and bite me >shout for help >everyone comes >sees me using a snake like a lasso >kids laughing, adults s------- pants >tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can >hope it breaks its neck >whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find >head explodes >adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me >other kids think I'm hardcore >mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on
Anonymous Yesterday 1413695 innawoods autism thread >be me >cub scouts camping trip >its getting dark >scout master tells us to get wood n s--- for a bonfire >go about 20 feet away from camp >see the perfect stick >grab it >its a rattlesnake tail >too retarded to run away >bring it over my head and swing it in circles >the snake can't come back and bite me >shout for help >everyone comes >sees me using a snake like a lasso >kids laughing, adults s------- pants >tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can >hope it breaks its neck >whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find >head explodes >adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me >other kids think I'm hardcore >mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is wrinkly | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon gains 30 pounds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)02:31:23 No.858592298 · >be me >type in "4" on my web browser >4chan.org autofills >my weight suddenly increases by 30 pounds >spend hours on /b/ >get off computer >touch grass >weight does not decrease i am currently 15000 pounds, please help me
Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)02:31:23 No.858592298 · >be me >type in "4" on my web browser >4chan.org autofills >my weight suddenly increases by 30 pounds >spend hours on /b/ >get off computer >touch grass >weight does not decrease i am currently 15000 pounds, please help me

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture cartoon