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File: thumb_1014928238526043.png (33 KB, 200x240) O Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)11:40:20 No.858592563 >be me >28 male dude >eating at indian restaurant >11/10 Pajeeta waitress >Give20DollarTip.png >"Hey Pajeeta, wanna go out?" >She starts laughing and throws naan bread at me. >FeelsBreadNaan.webm
File: thumb_1014928238526043.png (33 KB, 200x240) O Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)11:40:20 No.858592563 >be me >28 male dude >eating at indian restaurant >11/10 Pajeeta waitress >Give20DollarTip.png >"Hey Pajeeta, wanna go out?" >She starts laughing and throws naan bread at me. >FeelsBreadNaan.webm

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: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:36:38 No.16384462 60d0c88f064c5.jpg 49 KB JPG Would you dare try something like this? : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:47:09 No.16384502 >>16384474 # >the tube falls out of the bottom of his cup >it sprays all over the floor as he hides it between his legs >he pretends he p----- himself because he's afraid of getting caught stealing drinks >>16384803 # >>16385032 #
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:36:38 No.16384462 60d0c88f064c5.jpg 49 KB JPG Would you dare try something like this? : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:47:09 No.16384502 >>16384474 # >the tube falls out of the bottom of his cup >it sprays all over the floor as he hides it between his legs >he pretends he p----- himself because he's afraid of getting caught stealing drinks >>16384803 # >>16385032 #

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Anonymous Yesterday 1413695 innawoods autism thread >be me >cub scouts camping trip >its getting dark >scout master tells us to get wood n s--- for a bonfire >go about 20 feet away from camp >see the perfect stick >grab it >its a rattlesnake tail >too retarded to run away >bring it over my head and swing it in circles >the snake can't come back and bite me >shout for help >everyone comes >sees me using a snake like a lasso >kids laughing, adults s------- pants >tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can >hope it breaks its neck >whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find >head explodes >adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me >other kids think I'm hardcore >mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on
Anonymous Yesterday 1413695 innawoods autism thread >be me >cub scouts camping trip >its getting dark >scout master tells us to get wood n s--- for a bonfire >go about 20 feet away from camp >see the perfect stick >grab it >its a rattlesnake tail >too retarded to run away >bring it over my head and swing it in circles >the snake can't come back and bite me >shout for help >everyone comes >sees me using a snake like a lasso >kids laughing, adults s------- pants >tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can >hope it breaks its neck >whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find >head explodes >adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me >other kids think I'm hardcore >mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on

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Anon gains 30 pounds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)02:31:23 No.858592298 · >be me >type in "4" on my web browser >4chan.org autofills >my weight suddenly increases by 30 pounds >spend hours on /b/ >get off computer >touch grass >weight does not decrease i am currently 15000 pounds, please help me
Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)02:31:23 No.858592298 · >be me >type in "4" on my web browser >4chan.org autofills >my weight suddenly increases by 30 pounds >spend hours on /b/ >get off computer >touch grass >weight does not decrease i am currently 15000 pounds, please help me

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Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)07:45:14 No.858538716 [Reply] >>858546023 >>858546085 How do I kill my neighbors all stealthy as possible? Im talking like 10+ dogs I need to kill at once >surrounded by annoying hillbillies >get zero peace and quiet because of these morons >all they know is hard work and waking up before the sun is even up >they all get loud hillbilly f------ dogs >every single one of the neglects them all day >all I hear is 24/7 barking outside my window, in my room, in my yard and in my porch How do I kill these f------ n----- dogs without getting caught Bonus points for painful method + 41 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> I Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)10:57:29 No.858546023
Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)07:45:14 No.858538716 [Reply] >>858546023 >>858546085 How do I kill my neighbors all stealthy as possible? Im talking like 10+ dogs I need to kill at once >surrounded by annoying hillbillies >get zero peace and quiet because of these morons >all they know is hard work and waking up before the sun is even up >they all get loud hillbilly f------ dogs >every single one of the neglects them all day >all I hear is 24/7 barking outside my window, in my room, in my yard and in my porch How do I kill these f------ n----- dogs without getting caught Bonus points for painful method + 41 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> I Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)10:57:29 No.858546023

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Truly the best relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)06:05:19 No.122719443 19423857235643qtr.jpg 22 KB JPG >>122718884 (OP) # >Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting you a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture - she one took a full-sized, adult woman s--- in my Dockers. Your mother is one f------up slut, Mark. And I love her, but I'm not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just don't know if l'm strong enough to f--- it all away.
: Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)06:05:19 No.122719443 19423857235643qtr.jpg 22 KB JPG >>122718884 (OP) # >Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting you a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture - she one took a full-sized, adult woman s--- in my Dockers. Your mother is one f------up slut, Mark. And I love her, but I'm not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just don't know if l'm strong enough to f--- it all away.

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Anon exploits justice system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)10:21:36 No.64484992 Profit > be me > 19 yr old > bi f-- > go to club with frens > need to piss really bad > go to toilett > taking the best piss of my life 27 KB JPG > feelsgoodman.png > someone goes into the stall next to me > notice gloryhole > panic.exe > retard from the next stall shoves d--- through gloryhole > hear him say "suckit femboy" > mfw > get idea > take lighter > burn his d--- like a 7/11 hotdog > screaming of pain from the next stall > he p----- > he comes into my stall and punches me > eventually security takes him away and coppers are called > press charges for sexual harassment and for punching me > win lawsuit > get money > profit
: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)10:21:36 No.64484992 Profit > be me > 19 yr old > bi f-- > go to club with frens > need to piss really bad > go to toilett > taking the best piss of my life 27 KB JPG > feelsgoodman.png > someone goes into the stall next to me > notice gloryhole > panic.exe > retard from the next stall shoves d--- through gloryhole > hear him say "suckit femboy" > mfw > get idea > take lighter > burn his d--- like a 7/11 hotdog > screaming of pain from the next stall > he p----- > he comes into my stall and punches me > eventually security takes him away and coppers are called > press charges for sexual harassment and for punching me > win lawsuit > get money > profit

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: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)09:15:48 No.858587673 >be me 5 years ago >get a gf >leave this f------ side because I'm not one of you losers anymore >turns out she's really depressed >suicide attempts kind of depression 27 KB PNG >stay with her and try to help her to a point where I'm an emotional wreck myself >hope that she'll be better one day and I can be with the person I fell in love with again >after 4 years of me trying to prevent her form committing suicide, she finally agrees to see a therapist >therapy works great and she's finally the awesome person I fell in love with again >dumps me yesterday because "I feel so much better, I'm finally able to find myself" so here I am again guys
: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)09:15:48 No.858587673 >be me 5 years ago >get a gf >leave this f------ side because I'm not one of you losers anymore >turns out she's really depressed >suicide attempts kind of depression 27 KB PNG >stay with her and try to help her to a point where I'm an emotional wreck myself >hope that she'll be better one day and I can be with the person I fell in love with again >after 4 years of me trying to prevent her form committing suicide, she finally agrees to see a therapist >therapy works great and she's finally the awesome person I fell in love with again >dumps me yesterday because "I feel so much better, I'm finally able to find myself" so here I am again guys

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There is no heaven No.424844538 >walking home from school >see girl I like also walking home >grow the balls to walk up to her >say hey to her >"Hi" >never really talked to her >awkward silence >aks me if I want to burn with her >f--- yes >go to park >she pulls out an ounce of weed >f--- yes >smoke 3 grams >high af >she asks me if I want to kiss her Only Lavender Town >f--- yes >we kiss >grabs my d--- >f--- yes >starts giving me a b------ >f------ awesome >asks me to finger her >never fingered a girl >feelsgood.jpg >asks me to put a finger in >feelsbetter.jpg >ask for 3 finger >does so >asks for my whole hand >wut >still does so >asks for both of my hands >more wut >does so >"I need more" >"what else do you need I have both my hands in your p----" >she looks me in the eye >"I need about tree fiddy" >lt was about that time when I realized I had both of my hands in the vagina of a 8 storie tall crustacean from the paleozoic era >that god damned loch ness monster had tricked me again pic not related
There is no heaven No.424844538 >walking home from school >see girl I like also walking home >grow the balls to walk up to her >say hey to her >"Hi" >never really talked to her >awkward silence >aks me if I want to burn with her >f--- yes >go to park >she pulls out an ounce of weed >f--- yes >smoke 3 grams >high af >she asks me if I want to kiss her Only Lavender Town >f--- yes >we kiss >grabs my d--- >f--- yes >starts giving me a b------ >f------ awesome >asks me to finger her >never fingered a girl >feelsgood.jpg >asks me to put a finger in >feelsbetter.jpg >ask for 3 finger >does so >asks for my whole hand >wut >still does so >asks for both of my hands >more wut >does so >"I need more" >"what else do you need I have both my hands in your p----" >she looks me in the eye >"I need about tree fiddy" >lt was about that time when I realized I had both of my hands in the vagina of a 8 storie tall crustacean from the paleozoic era >that god damned loch ness monster had tricked me again pic not related

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