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Anon experiences true freedom | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)15:49:06 No.62938342 >family is on vacation >get the whole house to myself >buy beer and eat mcdonalds >can make as much noise as I can okay, now this is based and what true freedom feels like. 6 KB JPG
| Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)15:49:06 No.62938342 >family is on vacation >get the whole house to myself >buy beer and eat mcdonalds >can make as much noise as I can okay, now this is based and what true freedom feels like. 6 KB JPG

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Anon buys stocks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)16:07:40 No.854895057 >Type some random letters into Google >lf it turns out to be a stock I buy 69 shares >l've been doing this for a year or two and I've made well over $500k Suck it, Jews. don't know anything about stocks, yet I'm beating you at your own game. My next goal is the complete destruction of 38 KB JPG the state of Israel.
: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)16:07:40 No.854895057 >Type some random letters into Google >lf it turns out to be a stock I buy 69 shares >l've been doing this for a year or two and I've made well over $500k Suck it, Jews. don't know anything about stocks, yet I'm beating you at your own game. My next goal is the complete destruction of 38 KB JPG the state of Israel.

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Anon is indoctrinated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g ) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 • 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg| 110 KB JPG .. there is no political solution : Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD ) 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >>329597517 (OP) # >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >l have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >l wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
: Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g ) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 • 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg| 110 KB JPG .. there is no political solution : Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD ) 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >>329597517 (OP) # >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >l have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >l wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

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Anon is a kpop fan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:32:11 No.858847366 >be me >kpopfag >listening some kpop in the gym, hyped as f--- >walking over to the leg press machine while unawarely singing 123 KB JPG louder than i should >sing "L|7F OF" (pronounced as niga joa) >black dude walks by me >thinks i said "n---- chillout" or something >get jumped over in the parking lot >f--- you korean hotties
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:32:11 No.858847366 >be me >kpopfag >listening some kpop in the gym, hyped as f--- >walking over to the leg press machine while unawarely singing 123 KB JPG louder than i should >sing "L|7F OF" (pronounced as niga joa) >black dude walks by me >thinks i said "n---- chillout" or something >get jumped over in the parking lot >f--- you korean hotties

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Anon is not British | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG

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Anon is a certified virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Anon has hearing trouble | /r/Greentext

>suddenly right ear pops >now I can hear constant white noise in my ear what the f--- is this I don't want this 62,3 kB JPG
>suddenly right ear pops >now I can hear constant white noise in my ear what the f--- is this I don't want this 62,3 kB JPG

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Anon is woke | /r/Greentext

File: 1622634578792.jpg (63 KB, 738x703) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:41:47 No.64524793 >>64528712 >be born female >automatically get treated well >create onlyfans >never have to work again a day in your life >be born male >education system hates you >society hates you >forced to work stupid 9-5 job in order to make a living >die alone anyways Why the F--- is the term "male privilege" still being used in 2021?
File: 1622634578792.jpg (63 KB, 738x703) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:41:47 No.64524793 >>64528712 >be born female >automatically get treated well >create onlyfans >never have to work again a day in your life >be born male >education system hates you >society hates you >forced to work stupid 9-5 job in order to make a living >die alone anyways Why the F--- is the term "male privilege" still being used in 2021?

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Annon gets nuggets | /r/Greentext

DAYS WITHOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS 3:28 1624386363102.jpg 67 KB JPG >go to BK drive thru >buy nuggets >feel weird about being a 20 year old who still eats chicken nuggets >pick them up >"MY NEPHEWS ARE GOING TO LOVE THESE" >guy just stares at me >drive home and shamefully enjoy nuggets
DAYS WITHOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS 3:28 1624386363102.jpg 67 KB JPG >go to BK drive thru >buy nuggets >feel weird about being a 20 year old who still eats chicken nuggets >pick them up >"MY NEPHEWS ARE GOING TO LOVE THESE" >guy just stares at me >drive home and shamefully enjoy nuggets

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Anon moves to Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Kek I hate n------ 07/11/21(Sun)00:43:42 No.64516704 >be me >34 year old white American burger >hate n------ >n------ ruined America >n------ ruined everything >sick of f------ n------ >a wild idea appears 105 KB JPG >Google whitest country on Earth >Ukraine >f--- it, buy one way plane ticket >sell everything >get on plane, ohshitniggawutareyoudoing? >land in Kyiv, Ukraine >everyone is white >everyone is nice >everyone hates n------ >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally happy with life >walk around city >find gigantic frog statue, pic related >praise Kek, it was destined >mfw I move to Ukraine because I hate n------
: Kek I hate n------ 07/11/21(Sun)00:43:42 No.64516704 >be me >34 year old white American burger >hate n------ >n------ ruined America >n------ ruined everything >sick of f------ n------ >a wild idea appears 105 KB JPG >Google whitest country on Earth >Ukraine >f--- it, buy one way plane ticket >sell everything >get on plane, ohshitniggawutareyoudoing? >land in Kyiv, Ukraine >everyone is white >everyone is nice >everyone hates n------ >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally happy with life >walk around city >find gigantic frog statue, pic related >praise Kek, it was destined >mfw I move to Ukraine because I hate n------

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Anon is an outlaw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)23:27:03 No.858827917 >reside in town of Agua Fria >considered an outlaw >somebody sends arizona ranger after me >people say the ranger is going to shoot me 57 KB JPG >mfw >day of >it was 20 past 11 when we walked out in the street >folks were watching from the windows everybody held theur breath, bc they knew i wld cap this rangers ass >i hadnt cleared leather before i was shot and killed >i might have went on livin but i made one fatal slip when i tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)23:27:03 No.858827917 >reside in town of Agua Fria >considered an outlaw >somebody sends arizona ranger after me >people say the ranger is going to shoot me 57 KB JPG >mfw >day of >it was 20 past 11 when we walked out in the street >folks were watching from the windows everybody held theur breath, bc they knew i wld cap this rangers ass >i hadnt cleared leather before i was shot and killed >i might have went on livin but i made one fatal slip when i tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip

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Anon is a crypto influencer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)03:55:18 No.64399803 1597869454739.png 19 KB PNG >>64399637 (OP) # >invests In crypto once >loses a month of wages I'm something of a day trader myself >>64399853 # >>64399880 #
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)03:55:18 No.64399803 1597869454739.png 19 KB PNG >>64399637 (OP) # >invests In crypto once >loses a month of wages I'm something of a day trader myself >>64399853 # >>64399880 #

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anon goes to the gym early | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)06:56:26 No.62110658 >Be me last week >Go to the gym at 4 am >It's empty as f---, not even a person is at the reception >Everything is empty >FUCKYEAH.jpg >Go Running and do the Macarena hand moves while running >Done with running >Do a silly walk like l'm the king of the world while moving to the weights >Start benching and moving plates while doing silly dance moves >Moonwalk to the next exercise while curling as well >Do that Usain Bolt posture he does after running in front of the mirror before exercise and say loudly IM THE BEST >Do exercise and after that start doing pull ups while screaming some stupid song s--- and YEEEAAAHHH every time l'm at the top. >Done with exercise a hour later >Pick up my stuff >Go to the front >See women at the reception >She's smiling, turns the monitor and shows me the screen >She saw everything >She says nice moves I like them :) >Hahaha... yeah thanks... >Go change and go back >Before I go out she says >How about you show me those move next time you come here? >Ahhhh, sure... Training at the morning alone is the best s--- there is.
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)06:56:26 No.62110658 >Be me last week >Go to the gym at 4 am >It's empty as f---, not even a person is at the reception >Everything is empty >FUCKYEAH.jpg >Go Running and do the Macarena hand moves while running >Done with running >Do a silly walk like l'm the king of the world while moving to the weights >Start benching and moving plates while doing silly dance moves >Moonwalk to the next exercise while curling as well >Do that Usain Bolt posture he does after running in front of the mirror before exercise and say loudly IM THE BEST >Do exercise and after that start doing pull ups while screaming some stupid song s--- and YEEEAAAHHH every time l'm at the top. >Done with exercise a hour later >Pick up my stuff >Go to the front >See women at the reception >She's smiling, turns the monitor and shows me the screen >She saw everything >She says nice moves I like them :) >Hahaha... yeah thanks... >Go change and go back >Before I go out she says >How about you show me those move next time you come here? >Ahhhh, sure... Training at the morning alone is the best s--- there is.

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Anon doesn't get the reaction he wanted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous take the self improvement pill 07/11/21(Sun)22:32:22 No.64528210 >fall for the self improvement meme >lose weight >dress better >get a nice hair cut >constant compliments from grannies and bros on the street 64 KB JPG 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous take the self improvement pill 07/11/21(Sun)22:32:22 No.64528210 >fall for the self improvement meme >lose weight >dress better >get a nice hair cut >constant compliments from grannies and bros on the street 64 KB JPG 6 Replies View Thread

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Jew anon gets his confidence back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:53:57 No.858813752 >be Jewish >have money >no job >no friends >Kissless virgin >live with parents in a 216 KB PNG rented house >family is mostly poor >Go on 4chan >Everyone tells me that Jews run the banks, the media, and the government and managed to trick the world >Suddenly feel better about myself Thanks for helping me gain confidence /b/
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:53:57 No.858813752 >be Jewish >have money >no job >no friends >Kissless virgin >live with parents in a 216 KB PNG rented house >family is mostly poor >Go on 4chan >Everyone tells me that Jews run the banks, the media, and the government and managed to trick the world >Suddenly feel better about myself Thanks for helping me gain confidence /b/

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Ignorance is bliss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)05:26:37 No.64511506 >be me >20 year old virgin >have barely any communication with women >friend's got a girlfriend >they are going through tough time >I can see that she's only dating 68 KB JPG him because she doesn't want to be single >tell him to BTFO her >he actually listens >he's been consuming a lot of alcohol for the past month >jokes about committing suicide I like to think I made him dodge a bullet there.
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)05:26:37 No.64511506 >be me >20 year old virgin >have barely any communication with women >friend's got a girlfriend >they are going through tough time >I can see that she's only dating 68 KB JPG him because she doesn't want to be single >tell him to BTFO her >he actually listens >he's been consuming a lot of alcohol for the past month >jokes about committing suicide I like to think I made him dodge a bullet there.

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Anon has a wife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)14:05:43 No.56629646 >Get married in Skyrim >Walk into my house in Whiterun >"It's good to see you again, my love" >Leave and re-enter so she'll say it again 191 KB PNG Anyone else know this feel? 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)14:12:49 No.56629729 Bro, this post. Just. 33 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)14:05:43 No.56629646 >Get married in Skyrim >Walk into my house in Whiterun >"It's good to see you again, my love" >Leave and re-enter so she'll say it again 191 KB PNG Anyone else know this feel? 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)14:12:49 No.56629729 Bro, this post. Just. 33 KB JPG

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anon wakes up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)23:55:54 No.64520274 >.non... Anon! Stop crying, it was just a nightmare. You aren't an "incel wagecuck." I'm here, rest your head on my lap *pets you* 146 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)23:55:54 No.64520274 >.non... Anon! Stop crying, it was just a nightmare. You aren't an "incel wagecuck." I'm here, rest your head on my lap *pets you* 146 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon gets a sign | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:03:40 No.64519071 >Anon I'm that girl you never had the balls to talk to or deemed I wasn't enough for you at the time >We could have had a happy family together >You didn't even hear me out 31 KB JPG >l gave so many signs... (so many times) : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:04:40 No.64519080 >>64519071 (OP) # F--- off, I don't owe you s---. >>64523068 # >>64523858 # : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:05:45 No.64519087 >>64519071 (OP) # >was sending me sexual pics of you and bf one of them signals too?
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:03:40 No.64519071 >Anon I'm that girl you never had the balls to talk to or deemed I wasn't enough for you at the time >We could have had a happy family together >You didn't even hear me out 31 KB JPG >l gave so many signs... (so many times) : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:04:40 No.64519080 >>64519071 (OP) # F--- off, I don't owe you s---. >>64523068 # >>64523858 # : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:05:45 No.64519087 >>64519071 (OP) # >was sending me sexual pics of you and bf one of them signals too?

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Anon posted the wrong pic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)22:53:06 No.771737312 >/b/ me >write incredibly long greentext about the sad story of my relationship with my gf and our breakup >go to post it >remember i haven't linked a picture 200 KB JPG >put this stupid picture of this fish in a mousetrap >file was too big >lost the story Kms
: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)22:53:06 No.771737312 >/b/ me >write incredibly long greentext about the sad story of my relationship with my gf and our breakup >go to post it >remember i haven't linked a picture 200 KB JPG >put this stupid picture of this fish in a mousetrap >file was too big >lost the story Kms

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