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Anon is having trouble logging in | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)19:03:53 No.857299321 How to login in 2021 >*enter password for website* >"Security code sent to email" >*login to email* >"Security code sent to backup email" >*login to backup email* >"Security code sent to phone" REEEEEE 241 KB PNG >*pickup phone and open text >*input code into backup email* >:Please input new password" >"Must be 9-11 characters" >"Must contain at least 1 lower case" >"Must contain at least 1 capital letter" >"Must contain at least 1 number" >"Must contain at least 1 symbol" >"Cannot contain any letter, number, or symbols previously used" >*make new password* >"Logging in" >*get code* >*login to email* >*get code for website* >*login to original website* >"Unusual account activity, account locked for 24 hours"
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)19:03:53 No.857299321 How to login in 2021 >*enter password for website* >"Security code sent to email" >*login to email* >"Security code sent to backup email" >*login to backup email* >"Security code sent to phone" REEEEEE 241 KB PNG >*pickup phone and open text >*input code into backup email* >:Please input new password" >"Must be 9-11 characters" >"Must contain at least 1 lower case" >"Must contain at least 1 capital letter" >"Must contain at least 1 number" >"Must contain at least 1 symbol" >"Cannot contain any letter, number, or symbols previously used" >*make new password* >"Logging in" >*get code* >*login to email* >*get code for website* >*login to original website* >"Unusual account activity, account locked for 24 hours"

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Anon watches a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:17:07 No.132843276 03BFC167-6DBE-43ED-A53E-F7614ECDD2BA.jpg 24 KB JPG >"Rey..Rey Skywalker" Absolute garbage. I left the theater after I heard it : Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:18:02 No.132843321 >>132843276 (OP) # Ye no s--- that's when the movie ended >>132843340 # >>132843556 # >>132844401 #
: Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:17:07 No.132843276 03BFC167-6DBE-43ED-A53E-F7614ECDD2BA.jpg 24 KB JPG >"Rey..Rey Skywalker" Absolute garbage. I left the theater after I heard it : Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:18:02 No.132843321 >>132843276 (OP) # Ye no s--- that's when the movie ended >>132843340 # >>132843556 # >>132844401 #

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Anon gets visited by the police | /r/Greentext

png (59 KB, 658x662) No.43232832 Anonymous 19 min. ago >send d--- pic to qt3.14 >she calls me a sicko and blocks me >oh well i'm used to it >next day cops at my door >she reported me to the police for distributing CP >they show me the pic i sent her >i tell them it's my c--- >they don't believe me >i have to pull down my pants >they give each other a sad look and apologize for bothering me
png (59 KB, 658x662) No.43232832 Anonymous 19 min. ago >send d--- pic to qt3.14 >she calls me a sicko and blocks me >oh well i'm used to it >next day cops at my door >she reported me to the police for distributing CP >they show me the pic i sent her >i tell them it's my c--- >they don't believe me >i have to pull down my pants >they give each other a sad look and apologize for bothering me

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Anon has social anxiety | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)07:32:52 No.62561981 >salesperson: "How are you today?" >me: "fine thank you" >just say and you? you stupid f----- just say it >silence 150 KB PNG >death stare as they wait for me to ask it back >me: "..." >salesperson: "I'm doing great, thanks for asking!" Am I the only one?
: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)07:32:52 No.62561981 >salesperson: "How are you today?" >me: "fine thank you" >just say and you? you stupid f----- just say it >silence 150 KB PNG >death stare as they wait for me to ask it back >me: "..." >salesperson: "I'm doing great, thanks for asking!" Am I the only one?

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Anon is alpha af | /r/Greentext


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Anon regrets | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)13:10:19 No.858858839 >be me >17 >have 15 yr old friend >sees me browsing 4chan on my phone >"what's that, Anon?" >tell him about 4chan 387 KB JPG >he loves it and asks me what mfw and tfw mean >tell him >a week later asks me how to post on 4chan >hesitant at first, but give in and tell him >"Thanks Anon!" >a day later he sends me a link >it's a post he made on r/greentexts >1.2k upvotes for some dumb as f--- story >everyone in the comments loves it >"Are you proud of me, Anon?" >"s-sure..." >post is now at 5k >he keeps making greentexts and posting them >each getting at least 300 >mfw he's not even browsing 4chan and is using it for karma This was a mistake.
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)13:10:19 No.858858839 >be me >17 >have 15 yr old friend >sees me browsing 4chan on my phone >"what's that, Anon?" >tell him about 4chan 387 KB JPG >he loves it and asks me what mfw and tfw mean >tell him >a week later asks me how to post on 4chan >hesitant at first, but give in and tell him >"Thanks Anon!" >a day later he sends me a link >it's a post he made on r/greentexts >1.2k upvotes for some dumb as f--- story >everyone in the comments loves it >"Are you proud of me, Anon?" >"s-sure..." >post is now at 5k >he keeps making greentexts and posting them >each getting at least 300 >mfw he's not even browsing 4chan and is using it for karma This was a mistake.

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Anon is a dissapointment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:45:31 No.858850079 >be anon >post a greentext to reddit >get 4k upvotes >show my mom out of excitement >she askes what it is >i explain it all >she asks why it matters and why i 28 KB JPG dont do something that matters >she says that all the upvotes are probably fake >shes not proud like u thought she wld be, but instead she seems dissapointed >mfw im a dissapointment
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:45:31 No.858850079 >be anon >post a greentext to reddit >get 4k upvotes >show my mom out of excitement >she askes what it is >i explain it all >she asks why it matters and why i 28 KB JPG dont do something that matters >she says that all the upvotes are probably fake >shes not proud like u thought she wld be, but instead she seems dissapointed >mfw im a dissapointment

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Anon did the right thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:25:17 No.63494110 >take girl out on date to mall >clearly gold digger who is using me for money >spend like 600 dollars >she goes to the bathroom and then while she is in there I leave 6 KB JPG and then go home with all bags I bought her then return it the next day and ghost and block her I feel like a scumbag. I stranded her there as I picked her up and drove her there. And then I feel like psychopath for doing what I did. Am I in the wrong? Am I a psychopath?
: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:25:17 No.63494110 >take girl out on date to mall >clearly gold digger who is using me for money >spend like 600 dollars >she goes to the bathroom and then while she is in there I leave 6 KB JPG and then go home with all bags I bought her then return it the next day and ghost and block her I feel like a scumbag. I stranded her there as I picked her up and drove her there. And then I feel like psychopath for doing what I did. Am I in the wrong? Am I a psychopath?

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Anon disarms his opponents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Devilish argument 03/05/21(Fri)06:18:45 No.62608947 >Go on Reddit >Get into argument with someone on a random topic 69 KB JPG >Instantly bust out the woke buzzwords >"Chud, Yikes, Go back to T_D you aren't welcome here, Bad faith," etc >Redditor can't respond without looking like he's copying you, clearly struggles to form an argument without it revolving around the phrases you already chose >Like picking your opponent's main in a fighting game. Possibly works on Twitter but untested.
: Anonymous Devilish argument 03/05/21(Fri)06:18:45 No.62608947 >Go on Reddit >Get into argument with someone on a random topic 69 KB JPG >Instantly bust out the woke buzzwords >"Chud, Yikes, Go back to T_D you aren't welcome here, Bad faith," etc >Redditor can't respond without looking like he's copying you, clearly struggles to form an argument without it revolving around the phrases you already chose >Like picking your opponent's main in a fighting game. Possibly works on Twitter but untested.

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Anon has some inspiring words | /r/Greentext

I never got why people would kill themselves. So if you want to die you obviously don't give a s---, like, about anyone. Because if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a F--- about them or hurting them and if there's 7 KB JPG not, there's no one to give a s--- about. So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the f--- out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the f------ country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go f--- up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? F--- that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. F--- EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster. Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE, move to Barcelona, hit the bars, f--- some sluts, STDS, who f------ cares? When I'm done maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself because I've seen how beautiful this world is.
I never got why people would kill themselves. So if you want to die you obviously don't give a s---, like, about anyone. Because if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a F--- about them or hurting them and if there's 7 KB JPG not, there's no one to give a s--- about. So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the f--- out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the f------ country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go f--- up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? F--- that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. F--- EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster. Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE, move to Barcelona, hit the bars, f--- some sluts, STDS, who f------ cares? When I'm done maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself because I've seen how beautiful this world is.

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anon gets encouragement | /r/Greentext

File: zdoomer.jpg (23 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:19:36 No.64537338 [Reply] >just bought a gun gonna kill myself tomorrow O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:20:39 No.64537349 why not now
File: zdoomer.jpg (23 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:19:36 No.64537338 [Reply] >just bought a gun gonna kill myself tomorrow O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:20:39 No.64537349 why not now

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Anon tricked the system | /r/Greentext

23m (7/12 16:49) · 858852530 14 Re · 3 Img JPG · 7KB · (200 × 163) 5 Replies H-------- Anons I've cracked the woke code >be me >27 yo male NEET >read that men are now posing as women in Olympics >call local government asking abt gender change s--- >some wokey gets all excited telling me about available support >tell her I identify as a 67 year old woman >she's nearly crying down the phone about how brave i am >ask her to help me complete ll forms to change my passport >i am now 67 year old Mary >retire and claim annual $17,000 pension when are you taking the retirement pill Anons?
23m (7/12 16:49) · 858852530 14 Re · 3 Img JPG · 7KB · (200 × 163) 5 Replies H-------- Anons I've cracked the woke code >be me >27 yo male NEET >read that men are now posing as women in Olympics >call local government asking abt gender change s--- >some wokey gets all excited telling me about available support >tell her I identify as a 67 year old woman >she's nearly crying down the phone about how brave i am >ask her to help me complete ll forms to change my passport >i am now 67 year old Mary >retire and claim annual $17,000 pension when are you taking the retirement pill Anons?

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anon is a soldier | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:40:24 No.275169 File: 48934538486.jpg (120 KB, 400x226) >>277085 Rayvond1X 10,00 $US RIX Hey @Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN how are U doing today, Just drop a10Bits for U. I've 2 go cuz My Military Camp is under Attack, My Commanding officer has just Called Me so yeah! Witch Me luck... was in memumary my >be soldier >be in military camp >ennemy airstrike is coming in >panic >??? >send ten dollars to a virtual loli
O Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:40:24 No.275169 File: 48934538486.jpg (120 KB, 400x226) >>277085 Rayvond1X 10,00 $US RIX Hey @Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN how are U doing today, Just drop a10Bits for U. I've 2 go cuz My Military Camp is under Attack, My Commanding officer has just Called Me so yeah! Witch Me luck... was in memumary my >be soldier >be in military camp >ennemy airstrike is coming in >panic >??? >send ten dollars to a virtual loli

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Anon summons dream stans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)11:27:00 No.64535436 >be me >Talking with friend >Mention a dream I had last night >The moment I say the word "dream" a wormhole appears | >It's a bunch of dream stans 17 KB JPG >l must have summoned them by mistake >They charge me and begin to attack >The stench of their unwashed bodies almost makes me pass out >Somehow manage to stay conscious >They're virgin strength is starting to show and they nearly overpower me >Conjure up my own virgin strength from years for 4chan and reddit usage >Obliterate the little s---- into obscurity I will not rest until all of the cringe is destroyed. I will do what I must. 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)11:27:00 No.64535436 >be me >Talking with friend >Mention a dream I had last night >The moment I say the word "dream" a wormhole appears | >It's a bunch of dream stans 17 KB JPG >l must have summoned them by mistake >They charge me and begin to attack >The stench of their unwashed bodies almost makes me pass out >Somehow manage to stay conscious >They're virgin strength is starting to show and they nearly overpower me >Conjure up my own virgin strength from years for 4chan and reddit usage >Obliterate the little s---- into obscurity I will not rest until all of the cringe is destroyed. I will do what I must. 4 Replies View Thread

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Love is probably not dead | /r/Greentext

pandasad.png (64 KB, 448x448) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)20:53:02 No.858823026 >have bf >lives three hours away >visits once every 1-3 months >left two hours ago >.cried for two hours >just crawled out of bed to post on 4chan >back to crying for another half hour God, I love him so much, why can't I be with him all the time? O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)21:05:27 No.858823640 ▼ >>858823705 >>858823817 (You) >>858824089 1624833806135.png 2 (369 KB, 640x703) google yandex iqdb wait ET >858823026 (You)_(OP) >be me >have gf that lives 3 hours away >l only visit every couple of months >just left her place 2 hours ago >stopped off to shitpost on /b/ >mfw I see this bread >running home to hug my gf and never let her go
pandasad.png (64 KB, 448x448) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)20:53:02 No.858823026 >have bf >lives three hours away >visits once every 1-3 months >left two hours ago >.cried for two hours >just crawled out of bed to post on 4chan >back to crying for another half hour God, I love him so much, why can't I be with him all the time? O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)21:05:27 No.858823640 ▼ >>858823705 >>858823817 (You) >>858824089 1624833806135.png 2 (369 KB, 640x703) google yandex iqdb wait ET >858823026 (You)_(OP) >be me >have gf that lives 3 hours away >l only visit every couple of months >just left her place 2 hours ago >stopped off to shitpost on /b/ >mfw I see this bread >running home to hug my gf and never let her go

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Anon is virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /regret/ general 07/12/21(Mon)12:29:37 No.64535835 How can you justify that you missed a lot of essential experience that you could have if you had put in some effort, anons? My justification >be me in school 865 KB GIF >be socially awkward tech nerd. friends talk to me only when they need some >all my technical help >realize I ACTUALLY don't have any friend because they never invited me to any of their plans. >shut in myself and started to talk less because I realize they don't care what I say. >just go home and play videogames as a cope after school >girls sometimes looks at me but I brush it off as I was skinny lanklet and had no self-esteem to even think a girl would like me. >didn't even pursue any girl after teenage because of nihilism >mom thinks I'm a good kid because I don't go outside like other kids and do drugs I'm 22 now. Although I improved my body and recently got a job. Still no gf tho. I sometimes think about my past and cry a little but console myself to look for a better future. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. View Thread
: Anonymous /regret/ general 07/12/21(Mon)12:29:37 No.64535835 How can you justify that you missed a lot of essential experience that you could have if you had put in some effort, anons? My justification >be me in school 865 KB GIF >be socially awkward tech nerd. friends talk to me only when they need some >all my technical help >realize I ACTUALLY don't have any friend because they never invited me to any of their plans. >shut in myself and started to talk less because I realize they don't care what I say. >just go home and play videogames as a cope after school >girls sometimes looks at me but I brush it off as I was skinny lanklet and had no self-esteem to even think a girl would like me. >didn't even pursue any girl after teenage because of nihilism >mom thinks I'm a good kid because I don't go outside like other kids and do drugs I'm 22 now. Although I improved my body and recently got a job. Still no gf tho. I sometimes think about my past and cry a little but console myself to look for a better future. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. View Thread

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Anon spills spaghetti | /r/Greentext

File: EnX4v-9XEAEKBNM.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >lts a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >want the receipt?" >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..
File: EnX4v-9XEAEKBNM.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >lts a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >want the receipt?" >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..

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Thanks cock | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:02:39 No.858814258 >be me >suck c--- >tastes good thank you c--- 123 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:02:39 No.858814258 >be me >suck c--- >tastes good thank you c--- 123 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon feels lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:00:54 No.64534864 >Be me back in the 2016 election >Go to Trump rally >"I like Trump dude, he's definitely going to bring back the greatness of America, I fully support his decision of building that wall" >"That's why we are here bro, you seems 146 KB JPG like a cool dude, unlike those Hillary idiots, respect!" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Be there for a short while then leave >Go to Hillary rally >"I support her you know, she know exactly what this country problems is and she going to fix it. hope she win and become America's first female president" >"Hell yeah man, she must win, you know, you are a good person, a true American to be here with us" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Being there for a short while then leave >Go home >Go to bed then sleep for the rest of the day I'm apolitical, don't care about politics at all, I'm just a very lonely man, I wanted to be a part of something, I want people to love me... 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:00:54 No.64534864 >Be me back in the 2016 election >Go to Trump rally >"I like Trump dude, he's definitely going to bring back the greatness of America, I fully support his decision of building that wall" >"That's why we are here bro, you seems 146 KB JPG like a cool dude, unlike those Hillary idiots, respect!" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Be there for a short while then leave >Go to Hillary rally >"I support her you know, she know exactly what this country problems is and she going to fix it. hope she win and become America's first female president" >"Hell yeah man, she must win, you know, you are a good person, a true American to be here with us" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Being there for a short while then leave >Go home >Go to bed then sleep for the rest of the day I'm apolitical, don't care about politics at all, I'm just a very lonely man, I wanted to be a part of something, I want people to love me... 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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