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Anon is a dissapointment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:45:31 No.858850079 >be anon >post a greentext to reddit >get 4k upvotes >show my mom out of excitement >she askes what it is >i explain it all >she asks why it matters and why i 28 KB JPG dont do something that matters >she says that all the upvotes are probably fake >shes not proud like u thought she wld be, but instead she seems dissapointed >mfw im a dissapointment
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:45:31 No.858850079 >be anon >post a greentext to reddit >get 4k upvotes >show my mom out of excitement >she askes what it is >i explain it all >she asks why it matters and why i 28 KB JPG dont do something that matters >she says that all the upvotes are probably fake >shes not proud like u thought she wld be, but instead she seems dissapointed >mfw im a dissapointment

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Anon did the right thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:25:17 No.63494110 >take girl out on date to mall >clearly gold digger who is using me for money >spend like 600 dollars >she goes to the bathroom and then while she is in there I leave 6 KB JPG and then go home with all bags I bought her then return it the next day and ghost and block her I feel like a scumbag. I stranded her there as I picked her up and drove her there. And then I feel like psychopath for doing what I did. Am I in the wrong? Am I a psychopath?
: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:25:17 No.63494110 >take girl out on date to mall >clearly gold digger who is using me for money >spend like 600 dollars >she goes to the bathroom and then while she is in there I leave 6 KB JPG and then go home with all bags I bought her then return it the next day and ghost and block her I feel like a scumbag. I stranded her there as I picked her up and drove her there. And then I feel like psychopath for doing what I did. Am I in the wrong? Am I a psychopath?

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Anon disarms his opponents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Devilish argument 03/05/21(Fri)06:18:45 No.62608947 >Go on Reddit >Get into argument with someone on a random topic 69 KB JPG >Instantly bust out the woke buzzwords >"Chud, Yikes, Go back to T_D you aren't welcome here, Bad faith," etc >Redditor can't respond without looking like he's copying you, clearly struggles to form an argument without it revolving around the phrases you already chose >Like picking your opponent's main in a fighting game. Possibly works on Twitter but untested.
: Anonymous Devilish argument 03/05/21(Fri)06:18:45 No.62608947 >Go on Reddit >Get into argument with someone on a random topic 69 KB JPG >Instantly bust out the woke buzzwords >"Chud, Yikes, Go back to T_D you aren't welcome here, Bad faith," etc >Redditor can't respond without looking like he's copying you, clearly struggles to form an argument without it revolving around the phrases you already chose >Like picking your opponent's main in a fighting game. Possibly works on Twitter but untested.

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Anon has some inspiring words | /r/Greentext

I never got why people would kill themselves. So if you want to die you obviously don't give a s---, like, about anyone. Because if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a F--- about them or hurting them and if there's 7 KB JPG not, there's no one to give a s--- about. So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the f--- out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the f------ country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go f--- up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? F--- that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. F--- EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster. Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE, move to Barcelona, hit the bars, f--- some sluts, STDS, who f------ cares? When I'm done maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself because I've seen how beautiful this world is.
I never got why people would kill themselves. So if you want to die you obviously don't give a s---, like, about anyone. Because if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a F--- about them or hurting them and if there's 7 KB JPG not, there's no one to give a s--- about. So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the f--- out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the f------ country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go f--- up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? F--- that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. F--- EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster. Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE, move to Barcelona, hit the bars, f--- some sluts, STDS, who f------ cares? When I'm done maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself because I've seen how beautiful this world is.

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anon gets encouragement | /r/Greentext

File: zdoomer.jpg (23 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:19:36 No.64537338 [Reply] >just bought a gun gonna kill myself tomorrow O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:20:39 No.64537349 why not now
File: zdoomer.jpg (23 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:19:36 No.64537338 [Reply] >just bought a gun gonna kill myself tomorrow O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:20:39 No.64537349 why not now

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Anon tricked the system | /r/Greentext

23m (7/12 16:49) · 858852530 14 Re · 3 Img JPG · 7KB · (200 × 163) 5 Replies H-------- Anons I've cracked the woke code >be me >27 yo male NEET >read that men are now posing as women in Olympics >call local government asking abt gender change s--- >some wokey gets all excited telling me about available support >tell her I identify as a 67 year old woman >she's nearly crying down the phone about how brave i am >ask her to help me complete ll forms to change my passport >i am now 67 year old Mary >retire and claim annual $17,000 pension when are you taking the retirement pill Anons?
23m (7/12 16:49) · 858852530 14 Re · 3 Img JPG · 7KB · (200 × 163) 5 Replies H-------- Anons I've cracked the woke code >be me >27 yo male NEET >read that men are now posing as women in Olympics >call local government asking abt gender change s--- >some wokey gets all excited telling me about available support >tell her I identify as a 67 year old woman >she's nearly crying down the phone about how brave i am >ask her to help me complete ll forms to change my passport >i am now 67 year old Mary >retire and claim annual $17,000 pension when are you taking the retirement pill Anons?

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anon is a soldier | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:40:24 No.275169 File: 48934538486.jpg (120 KB, 400x226) >>277085 Rayvond1X 10,00 $US RIX Hey @Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN how are U doing today, Just drop a10Bits for U. I've 2 go cuz My Military Camp is under Attack, My Commanding officer has just Called Me so yeah! Witch Me luck... was in memumary my >be soldier >be in military camp >ennemy airstrike is coming in >panic >??? >send ten dollars to a virtual loli
O Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:40:24 No.275169 File: 48934538486.jpg (120 KB, 400x226) >>277085 Rayvond1X 10,00 $US RIX Hey @Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN how are U doing today, Just drop a10Bits for U. I've 2 go cuz My Military Camp is under Attack, My Commanding officer has just Called Me so yeah! Witch Me luck... was in memumary my >be soldier >be in military camp >ennemy airstrike is coming in >panic >??? >send ten dollars to a virtual loli

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Anon summons dream stans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)11:27:00 No.64535436 >be me >Talking with friend >Mention a dream I had last night >The moment I say the word "dream" a wormhole appears | >It's a bunch of dream stans 17 KB JPG >l must have summoned them by mistake >They charge me and begin to attack >The stench of their unwashed bodies almost makes me pass out >Somehow manage to stay conscious >They're virgin strength is starting to show and they nearly overpower me >Conjure up my own virgin strength from years for 4chan and reddit usage >Obliterate the little s---- into obscurity I will not rest until all of the cringe is destroyed. I will do what I must. 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)11:27:00 No.64535436 >be me >Talking with friend >Mention a dream I had last night >The moment I say the word "dream" a wormhole appears | >It's a bunch of dream stans 17 KB JPG >l must have summoned them by mistake >They charge me and begin to attack >The stench of their unwashed bodies almost makes me pass out >Somehow manage to stay conscious >They're virgin strength is starting to show and they nearly overpower me >Conjure up my own virgin strength from years for 4chan and reddit usage >Obliterate the little s---- into obscurity I will not rest until all of the cringe is destroyed. I will do what I must. 4 Replies View Thread

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Love is probably not dead | /r/Greentext

pandasad.png (64 KB, 448x448) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)20:53:02 No.858823026 >have bf >lives three hours away >visits once every 1-3 months >left two hours ago >.cried for two hours >just crawled out of bed to post on 4chan >back to crying for another half hour God, I love him so much, why can't I be with him all the time? O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)21:05:27 No.858823640 ▼ >>858823705 >>858823817 (You) >>858824089 1624833806135.png 2 (369 KB, 640x703) google yandex iqdb wait ET >858823026 (You)_(OP) >be me >have gf that lives 3 hours away >l only visit every couple of months >just left her place 2 hours ago >stopped off to shitpost on /b/ >mfw I see this bread >running home to hug my gf and never let her go
pandasad.png (64 KB, 448x448) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)20:53:02 No.858823026 >have bf >lives three hours away >visits once every 1-3 months >left two hours ago >.cried for two hours >just crawled out of bed to post on 4chan >back to crying for another half hour God, I love him so much, why can't I be with him all the time? O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)21:05:27 No.858823640 ▼ >>858823705 >>858823817 (You) >>858824089 1624833806135.png 2 (369 KB, 640x703) google yandex iqdb wait ET >858823026 (You)_(OP) >be me >have gf that lives 3 hours away >l only visit every couple of months >just left her place 2 hours ago >stopped off to shitpost on /b/ >mfw I see this bread >running home to hug my gf and never let her go

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Anon is virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /regret/ general 07/12/21(Mon)12:29:37 No.64535835 How can you justify that you missed a lot of essential experience that you could have if you had put in some effort, anons? My justification >be me in school 865 KB GIF >be socially awkward tech nerd. friends talk to me only when they need some >all my technical help >realize I ACTUALLY don't have any friend because they never invited me to any of their plans. >shut in myself and started to talk less because I realize they don't care what I say. >just go home and play videogames as a cope after school >girls sometimes looks at me but I brush it off as I was skinny lanklet and had no self-esteem to even think a girl would like me. >didn't even pursue any girl after teenage because of nihilism >mom thinks I'm a good kid because I don't go outside like other kids and do drugs I'm 22 now. Although I improved my body and recently got a job. Still no gf tho. I sometimes think about my past and cry a little but console myself to look for a better future. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. View Thread
: Anonymous /regret/ general 07/12/21(Mon)12:29:37 No.64535835 How can you justify that you missed a lot of essential experience that you could have if you had put in some effort, anons? My justification >be me in school 865 KB GIF >be socially awkward tech nerd. friends talk to me only when they need some >all my technical help >realize I ACTUALLY don't have any friend because they never invited me to any of their plans. >shut in myself and started to talk less because I realize they don't care what I say. >just go home and play videogames as a cope after school >girls sometimes looks at me but I brush it off as I was skinny lanklet and had no self-esteem to even think a girl would like me. >didn't even pursue any girl after teenage because of nihilism >mom thinks I'm a good kid because I don't go outside like other kids and do drugs I'm 22 now. Although I improved my body and recently got a job. Still no gf tho. I sometimes think about my past and cry a little but console myself to look for a better future. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. View Thread

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Anon spills spaghetti | /r/Greentext

File: EnX4v-9XEAEKBNM.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >lts a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >want the receipt?" >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..
File: EnX4v-9XEAEKBNM.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >lts a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >want the receipt?" >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..

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Thanks cock | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:02:39 No.858814258 >be me >suck c--- >tastes good thank you c--- 123 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:02:39 No.858814258 >be me >suck c--- >tastes good thank you c--- 123 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon feels lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:00:54 No.64534864 >Be me back in the 2016 election >Go to Trump rally >"I like Trump dude, he's definitely going to bring back the greatness of America, I fully support his decision of building that wall" >"That's why we are here bro, you seems 146 KB JPG like a cool dude, unlike those Hillary idiots, respect!" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Be there for a short while then leave >Go to Hillary rally >"I support her you know, she know exactly what this country problems is and she going to fix it. hope she win and become America's first female president" >"Hell yeah man, she must win, you know, you are a good person, a true American to be here with us" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Being there for a short while then leave >Go home >Go to bed then sleep for the rest of the day I'm apolitical, don't care about politics at all, I'm just a very lonely man, I wanted to be a part of something, I want people to love me... 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:00:54 No.64534864 >Be me back in the 2016 election >Go to Trump rally >"I like Trump dude, he's definitely going to bring back the greatness of America, I fully support his decision of building that wall" >"That's why we are here bro, you seems 146 KB JPG like a cool dude, unlike those Hillary idiots, respect!" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Be there for a short while then leave >Go to Hillary rally >"I support her you know, she know exactly what this country problems is and she going to fix it. hope she win and become America's first female president" >"Hell yeah man, she must win, you know, you are a good person, a true American to be here with us" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Being there for a short while then leave >Go home >Go to bed then sleep for the rest of the day I'm apolitical, don't care about politics at all, I'm just a very lonely man, I wanted to be a part of something, I want people to love me... 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon experiences true freedom | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)15:49:06 No.62938342 >family is on vacation >get the whole house to myself >buy beer and eat mcdonalds >can make as much noise as I can okay, now this is based and what true freedom feels like. 6 KB JPG
| Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)15:49:06 No.62938342 >family is on vacation >get the whole house to myself >buy beer and eat mcdonalds >can make as much noise as I can okay, now this is based and what true freedom feels like. 6 KB JPG

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Anon buys stocks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)16:07:40 No.854895057 >Type some random letters into Google >lf it turns out to be a stock I buy 69 shares >l've been doing this for a year or two and I've made well over $500k Suck it, Jews. don't know anything about stocks, yet I'm beating you at your own game. My next goal is the complete destruction of 38 KB JPG the state of Israel.
: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)16:07:40 No.854895057 >Type some random letters into Google >lf it turns out to be a stock I buy 69 shares >l've been doing this for a year or two and I've made well over $500k Suck it, Jews. don't know anything about stocks, yet I'm beating you at your own game. My next goal is the complete destruction of 38 KB JPG the state of Israel.

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Anon is indoctrinated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g ) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 • 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg| 110 KB JPG .. there is no political solution : Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD ) 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >>329597517 (OP) # >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >l have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >l wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
: Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g ) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 • 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg| 110 KB JPG .. there is no political solution : Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD ) 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >>329597517 (OP) # >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >l have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >l wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

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Anon is a kpop fan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:32:11 No.858847366 >be me >kpopfag >listening some kpop in the gym, hyped as f--- >walking over to the leg press machine while unawarely singing 123 KB JPG louder than i should >sing "L|7F OF" (pronounced as niga joa) >black dude walks by me >thinks i said "n---- chillout" or something >get jumped over in the parking lot >f--- you korean hotties
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)15:32:11 No.858847366 >be me >kpopfag >listening some kpop in the gym, hyped as f--- >walking over to the leg press machine while unawarely singing 123 KB JPG louder than i should >sing "L|7F OF" (pronounced as niga joa) >black dude walks by me >thinks i said "n---- chillout" or something >get jumped over in the parking lot >f--- you korean hotties

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Anon is not British | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG

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Anon is a certified virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Anon has hearing trouble | /r/Greentext

>suddenly right ear pops >now I can hear constant white noise in my ear what the f--- is this I don't want this 62,3 kB JPG
>suddenly right ear pops >now I can hear constant white noise in my ear what the f--- is this I don't want this 62,3 kB JPG

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