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: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)21:37:06 No.64618938 >be a naturally beautiful young girl >female classmates bully you out of envy >boys ignore you because your looks intimidate them >grow up thinking you're ugly as a result of perceived rejection by peers >develop low self esteem and poor 71 KB JPG social skills >never believing anyone who expresses romantic interest towards you >turn into a bitter and hateful loner >become unable to form romantic relationships despite being attractive what would you do?
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)21:37:06 No.64618938 >be a naturally beautiful young girl >female classmates bully you out of envy >boys ignore you because your looks intimidate them >grow up thinking you're ugly as a result of perceived rejection by peers >develop low self esteem and poor 71 KB JPG social skills >never believing anyone who expresses romantic interest towards you >turn into a bitter and hateful loner >become unable to form romantic relationships despite being attractive what would you do?

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anon doesnt fall for the gf meme | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)13:12:05 No.64616112 [Reply] >girls won't want to be your gf unless you're in good physical condition, have an already established career, have lots of money, a house, car, established social life >you work your whole life then finally get a gf and realize they add little to no value to your life >they refuse to cook or clean because they're "independent" >have them don't even want kids >will leave you with zero notice if a better deal presents itself >really only likes you for the resources you provide her >oh but at least you get sex twice a month what a s--- f------ deal I hope you guys didn't seriously fall for the gf meme
Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)13:12:05 No.64616112 [Reply] >girls won't want to be your gf unless you're in good physical condition, have an already established career, have lots of money, a house, car, established social life >you work your whole life then finally get a gf and realize they add little to no value to your life >they refuse to cook or clean because they're "independent" >have them don't even want kids >will leave you with zero notice if a better deal presents itself >really only likes you for the resources you provide her >oh but at least you get sex twice a month what a s--- f------ deal I hope you guys didn't seriously fall for the gf meme

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Anon had a cousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:52:23 No.859234881 >be me >be at aunt's birthday party >family talking about when I'm finally gonna bring gf >solid 7.5 cousin "well anon if we weren't family..." 40 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:52:23 No.859234881 >be me >be at aunt's birthday party >family talking about when I'm finally gonna bring gf >solid 7.5 cousin "well anon if we weren't family..." 40 KB PNG

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Anon gets cucked by an indian | /r/Greentext

File: 600-6005090_wojak-png.png (572 KB, 1200x1248) O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:04:25 No.24592410 >>24592416 >>24592436 >>24592438 >>24592441 >>24592471 >>24592547 >>24592960 >be me, 6'4 blue eyed >date girl for 3 years >aborts my baby one time >tells me she doesn't want kids yet >we break up (unrelated to that) >she got impregnanted by a 5'9 pajeet a month after our breakup and she's keeping it How do I cope with this? She always told me I have great genes for babies yet she aborted mine and took the genes of a shitskinned street shutter who is objectively uglier than me. My friends tell me I dodged a bullet but I feel like a loser
File: 600-6005090_wojak-png.png (572 KB, 1200x1248) O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:04:25 No.24592410 >>24592416 >>24592436 >>24592438 >>24592441 >>24592471 >>24592547 >>24592960 >be me, 6'4 blue eyed >date girl for 3 years >aborts my baby one time >tells me she doesn't want kids yet >we break up (unrelated to that) >she got impregnanted by a 5'9 pajeet a month after our breakup and she's keeping it How do I cope with this? She always told me I have great genes for babies yet she aborted mine and took the genes of a shitskinned street shutter who is objectively uglier than me. My friends tell me I dodged a bullet but I feel like a loser

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Anon finds sister's Calvin Klein thong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)11:37:36 No.859204834 >be me, virgin >lonely and horny and BORED as f--- >l've gone 20 years of life without sniffing a pair of panties >f--- it 42 KB JPG >sneak into sisters room when nobodies home >Calvin klein thong on the floor >pick it up >find the part that would be on her snatch >expect something girly scented and somewhat pleasant >immediate smell of sweat and buttcrack >also a bunch of foreign offputting s--- my nostrils could have never comprehended beforehand >stings my nose kind of >shocked, and confused, and disgusted and even slightly excited >it's as if my primordial male senses were meant to notice the f--- out of it and attribute it to sex >but that's irrelevant because it's completely f------ disgusting and I feel horrified and the horror and disgust have dissuaded me from any horniness I felt beforehand. >put it back exactly as I found it and leave >scent still potent in my nostrils >vivid memory of what it smelt like, so strange and offputting >for some reason the "Salty milk and coins" meme phrase pops up in my head >immediately make the connection >mfw it's f------ true >it literally smelled like the way salty milk and coins would taste p---- smells f------ disgusting. Is it something to get used to? Does it vary between girls?
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)11:37:36 No.859204834 >be me, virgin >lonely and horny and BORED as f--- >l've gone 20 years of life without sniffing a pair of panties >f--- it 42 KB JPG >sneak into sisters room when nobodies home >Calvin klein thong on the floor >pick it up >find the part that would be on her snatch >expect something girly scented and somewhat pleasant >immediate smell of sweat and buttcrack >also a bunch of foreign offputting s--- my nostrils could have never comprehended beforehand >stings my nose kind of >shocked, and confused, and disgusted and even slightly excited >it's as if my primordial male senses were meant to notice the f--- out of it and attribute it to sex >but that's irrelevant because it's completely f------ disgusting and I feel horrified and the horror and disgust have dissuaded me from any horniness I felt beforehand. >put it back exactly as I found it and leave >scent still potent in my nostrils >vivid memory of what it smelt like, so strange and offputting >for some reason the "Salty milk and coins" meme phrase pops up in my head >immediately make the connection >mfw it's f------ true >it literally smelled like the way salty milk and coins would taste p---- smells f------ disgusting. Is it something to get used to? Does it vary between girls?

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Anon likes Tractor Supply | /r/Greentext

File: 4558A486-CD7E-44CD-A9E0-B(...).jpg (105 KB, 1024x1365) O Best place on earth Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:07:29 No.9792538 ► >>9792542 >>9792593 >>9792628 > walk in > greeted by nice people who want to help you > cool tools, books, and feed > omfg baby chickens > get a section of rope right next to the gun safes > head to register > Charleston chew spotted and nabbed quick > head home with everything I needed and more > happy Why is it so good anons?
File: 4558A486-CD7E-44CD-A9E0-B(...).jpg (105 KB, 1024x1365) O Best place on earth Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:07:29 No.9792538 ► >>9792542 >>9792593 >>9792628 > walk in > greeted by nice people who want to help you > cool tools, books, and feed > omfg baby chickens > get a section of rope right next to the gun safes > head to register > Charleston chew spotted and nabbed quick > head home with everything I needed and more > happy Why is it so good anons?

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Pieces of flair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)07:56:57 No.859220553 >be poorfag in gaza >casually post in /int/ with whatever this wifi still has >get isr*el flag N---- 639 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)07:56:57 No.859220553 >be poorfag in gaza >casually post in /int/ with whatever this wifi still has >get isr*el flag N---- 639 KB PNG

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Austrianon is exposing the freedom party. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)17:07:37 No.148668434 >Austria is for Austrians! >What's your names! >Peter Slavić and and Aleksandra Gobnica Every single time 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)17:07:37 No.148668434 >Austria is for Austrians! >What's your names! >Peter Slavić and and Aleksandra Gobnica Every single time 52 KB JPG

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

File: bandicam 2021-04-09 23-30(..).jpg (29 KB, 305x444) O dream thread? Anonymous (ID: 8XV7KIB) I•I 07/17/21(Sat)22:25:48 No.13141966 >>13141989 hello /bant/, i'd like to tell you about a dream i had for 2 nights >be me last year >not feeling all the great, so sleep to feel better in the morning >feverdreamcommence >the characters in the dream were goofy from disney, sans from undertale and alastor from hazbin hotel >they were all buff as f--- >it also took place in a bowling ally i go to once in a while >the dream consisted of them just banging eachother in the bowling ally it's been a year, and i still remember this.
File: bandicam 2021-04-09 23-30(..).jpg (29 KB, 305x444) O dream thread? Anonymous (ID: 8XV7KIB) I•I 07/17/21(Sat)22:25:48 No.13141966 >>13141989 hello /bant/, i'd like to tell you about a dream i had for 2 nights >be me last year >not feeling all the great, so sleep to feel better in the morning >feverdreamcommence >the characters in the dream were goofy from disney, sans from undertale and alastor from hazbin hotel >they were all buff as f--- >it also took place in a bowling ally i go to once in a while >the dream consisted of them just banging eachother in the bowling ally it's been a year, and i still remember this.

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Anon defends himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)14:10:10 No.859220979 ► >sitting on toilet >taking a s--- >hear scratches in the walls >He's back >Prepare >lf i stand up i will be in danger >If i keep sitting i will be in danger, He's got access to the sewers >Decided to go for it >Stand up and wipe my ass at mach speed >immediately grab the gun beside my toilet :>He jumps out >i try to shot >M----------- thought of this and stole the bullets >He starts giggling and walking towards me >act scared >as soon as he walks up to the optimal spot i pull a lever >Huge anvil falls on his d--- >the beast screams in pain and runs away >he will return one day, but not soon The r--- goblin follows
Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)14:10:10 No.859220979 ► >sitting on toilet >taking a s--- >hear scratches in the walls >He's back >Prepare >lf i stand up i will be in danger >If i keep sitting i will be in danger, He's got access to the sewers >Decided to go for it >Stand up and wipe my ass at mach speed >immediately grab the gun beside my toilet :>He jumps out >i try to shot >M----------- thought of this and stole the bullets >He starts giggling and walking towards me >act scared >as soon as he walks up to the optimal spot i pull a lever >Huge anvil falls on his d--- >the beast screams in pain and runs away >he will return one day, but not soon The r--- goblin follows

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Anon is a Lanket | /r/Greentext

>WOW anon you're so tall >haha i bet you are good at basketball >how is the weather up there teehee >i can't reach the top shelf,can you help me? >i wish i was as tall as you 135 KB PNG anon,must be nice Will all of you shut up already. There is nothing good about being tall and only people who really care about height are incels
>WOW anon you're so tall >haha i bet you are good at basketball >how is the weather up there teehee >i can't reach the top shelf,can you help me? >i wish i was as tall as you 135 KB PNG anon,must be nice Will all of you shut up already. There is nothing good about being tall and only people who really care about height are incels

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Anon gets high | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:27:06 No.64609789 [Reply] > >>64610642 >>64611558 >>64611699 >>64609810 >get high on shrooms LSD and DMT >My friend is chilling >I look at him "We should f---" >Don't act on it >Cringing in bed at the memory O Showing all replies. O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:28:46 No.64609810 ► >>64609897 >>64609789 (OP) Are you a boy or a girl? If you're a boy that's pretty gay, if you're a girl that's kinda hot.
O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:27:06 No.64609789 [Reply] > >>64610642 >>64611558 >>64611699 >>64609810 >get high on shrooms LSD and DMT >My friend is chilling >I look at him "We should f---" >Don't act on it >Cringing in bed at the memory O Showing all replies. O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:28:46 No.64609810 ► >>64609897 >>64609789 (OP) Are you a boy or a girl? If you're a boy that's pretty gay, if you're a girl that's kinda hot.

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Anon is shy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous pooping on my gf house 07/18/21(Sun)10:00:37 No.64614848 >be me >day two on my gf house with really intense pain for no pooping during the entire time . >excuse me for a shower , sit on the toilet and let out a giant fart 17 KB PNG >cant poop because of the embarrassment >finish showering me , still on extreme pain. >run to the near mcdonalds to let out some massive s--- how do you guys deal with pooping in someone else house?
: Anonymous pooping on my gf house 07/18/21(Sun)10:00:37 No.64614848 >be me >day two on my gf house with really intense pain for no pooping during the entire time . >excuse me for a shower , sit on the toilet and let out a giant fart 17 KB PNG >cant poop because of the embarrassment >finish showering me , still on extreme pain. >run to the near mcdonalds to let out some massive s--- how do you guys deal with pooping in someone else house?

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Butt lovin' it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)06:22:12 No.64616165 >Work at mcdonald's >Customer ask for specific sandwich with extra bacon >Prepare it like he asked >He complain that there's no bacon and because mcdonald's is 1.48 MB GIF retarded I have to remake another fresh one for free specially for him >Smug customers do this s--- often and think they're smart >Spit in the sandwich, put the oldest and stalest garnish, occasionally do nasty s--- such as preparing the sandwich after rubbing my hand on my anus Get f----- customers, you don't know what's going on in the kitchen when you put extra-work on us.
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)06:22:12 No.64616165 >Work at mcdonald's >Customer ask for specific sandwich with extra bacon >Prepare it like he asked >He complain that there's no bacon and because mcdonald's is 1.48 MB GIF retarded I have to remake another fresh one for free specially for him >Smug customers do this s--- often and think they're smart >Spit in the sandwich, put the oldest and stalest garnish, occasionally do nasty s--- such as preparing the sandwich after rubbing my hand on my anus Get f----- customers, you don't know what's going on in the kitchen when you put extra-work on us.

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The internet knows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/18(Sat)15:21:45 No.47592671 >be single >ads on p--- sites are about how to get girls and how to get a bigger d--- >get a gf >suddenly the ads are about condoms ribbed for 7 KB JPG her pleasure, lube, how to be better in bed, and how to last longer H-how do they know
: Anonymous 08/18/18(Sat)15:21:45 No.47592671 >be single >ads on p--- sites are about how to get girls and how to get a bigger d--- >get a gf >suddenly the ads are about condoms ribbed for 7 KB JPG her pleasure, lube, how to be better in bed, and how to last longer H-how do they know

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Anon doesn't like rick and morty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)14:24:06 No.859219545 >be me >want to make a show >protagonists are some p------------ scientist and his gullible grandson >want to do some stupid s--- but not witouth reason or justification 63 KB JPG >whatdo.jpg >OH, I know, I'Il make the scientist a f------ genius that can do everything in existence >use some weird ass quantum physics terms I found on wikipedia >sound smart >redditors crawl their sorry asses to the show >they call it the best show in existence >millions of theories everyday >dont really want to keep writing episodes, do filler episodes >Imao retards are still seeing them and adoring them >"THE GENIOUS OF RICK AND MORTY" Pleads a thumbnail >"THE REASON FOR RICKS DEPRESSION" Says another >profit
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)14:24:06 No.859219545 >be me >want to make a show >protagonists are some p------------ scientist and his gullible grandson >want to do some stupid s--- but not witouth reason or justification 63 KB JPG >whatdo.jpg >OH, I know, I'Il make the scientist a f------ genius that can do everything in existence >use some weird ass quantum physics terms I found on wikipedia >sound smart >redditors crawl their sorry asses to the show >they call it the best show in existence >millions of theories everyday >dont really want to keep writing episodes, do filler episodes >Imao retards are still seeing them and adoring them >"THE GENIOUS OF RICK AND MORTY" Pleads a thumbnail >"THE REASON FOR RICKS DEPRESSION" Says another >profit

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Cryocurrency | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the Coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the Coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the Coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the Coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?

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Anon is indian | /r/Greentext

File: 4tbseq2uh1h31.jpg (80 KB, 960x873) O Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)09:48:07 No.64613545 >be me >be indian >swastika symbol good >mustache man c-- >mustache man kill da juice >swastika bad >60 years later >white man come >white man see temple >white man see swastika >freakout.jpg >mfw
File: 4tbseq2uh1h31.jpg (80 KB, 960x873) O Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)09:48:07 No.64613545 >be me >be indian >swastika symbol good >mustache man c-- >mustache man kill da juice >swastika bad >60 years later >white man come >white man see temple >white man see swastika >freakout.jpg >mfw

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Anon......... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)13:00:58 No.153775119 ggfddf.png 3.69 MB PNG >l'm rock hard Katniss
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)13:00:58 No.153775119 ggfddf.png 3.69 MB PNG >l'm rock hard Katniss

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Another brick in the wall | /r/Greentext

File: MonkaSSS.jpg (70 KB, 1200x675) J--- stories Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)11:03:14 No.64604733 [Reply] >Be me >alone at work at the office >there are no cameras at the office so I can do whatever I want to >get horny >decide to j------- at my desk >accidentally shoot the load at the wall next to my desk >scrubb it off as fast as I can with different stuff like wet towels, soap, etc >to no avail, there's a j--- stain at the wall, quite visibly >coworkers haven't noticed yet but if they ask me where it came from, I'm gonna say I spilled some tea on the wall by accident >happened a week ago but am still afraid of losing my job
File: MonkaSSS.jpg (70 KB, 1200x675) J--- stories Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)11:03:14 No.64604733 [Reply] >Be me >alone at work at the office >there are no cameras at the office so I can do whatever I want to >get horny >decide to j------- at my desk >accidentally shoot the load at the wall next to my desk >scrubb it off as fast as I can with different stuff like wet towels, soap, etc >to no avail, there's a j--- stain at the wall, quite visibly >coworkers haven't noticed yet but if they ask me where it came from, I'm gonna say I spilled some tea on the wall by accident >happened a week ago but am still afraid of losing my job

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