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: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:26:46 No.64643822 >get in >door closes >?????????????? >on a new floor you retards really believe this s---? 141 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:28:36 No.64643838 >>64643822 (OP) # >NO0000000 EVELATORS AREN'T PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS BECAUSE... THEY JUST AREN'T OKKK?!!!??? : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:29:32 No.64643846 >>64643822 (OP) # >not exclusively riding glass elevators : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:31:37 No.64643873 >>64643822 (OP) # >get in >door closes >???????????????? >in a new country 232 KB JPG how?
: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:26:46 No.64643822 >get in >door closes >?????????????? >on a new floor you retards really believe this s---? 141 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:28:36 No.64643838 >>64643822 (OP) # >NO0000000 EVELATORS AREN'T PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS BECAUSE... THEY JUST AREN'T OKKK?!!!??? : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:29:32 No.64643846 >>64643822 (OP) # >not exclusively riding glass elevators : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:31:37 No.64643873 >>64643822 (OP) # >get in >door closes >???????????????? >in a new country 232 KB JPG how?

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Anon uses a computer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Code Monkeying 06/08/21(Tue)15:43:27 No.13251713 >Be me and decide to generate cool mandelbrot fractals >Absolutely no coding experience >Find a comfy 50 line github repo in python 91 KB PNG >"Wow! it works yaaayy science" >Increase some random parameters by an order of 10 >Laptop starts sounding like a F-16 jet engine and hasn't finished rendering after 30 minutes When will it halt bros l'm scared? : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:48:58 No.13251718 Stop the script tard >>13253213 # : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:57:57 No.13251745 >>13251713 (OP) # STOP THE SCRIPT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL >>13252046 # >>13253213 #
: Anonymous Code Monkeying 06/08/21(Tue)15:43:27 No.13251713 >Be me and decide to generate cool mandelbrot fractals >Absolutely no coding experience >Find a comfy 50 line github repo in python 91 KB PNG >"Wow! it works yaaayy science" >Increase some random parameters by an order of 10 >Laptop starts sounding like a F-16 jet engine and hasn't finished rendering after 30 minutes When will it halt bros l'm scared? : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:48:58 No.13251718 Stop the script tard >>13253213 # : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:57:57 No.13251745 >>13251713 (OP) # STOP THE SCRIPT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL >>13252046 # >>13253213 #

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Anon visits Amsterdam | /r/Greentext

: Ahonymous What destination did /trv/ mem(...) 07/07/21(Wed)14:45:01 No.2052548 Hear that Amsterdam is based from numerous people. >oh wow look at the beautiful canals >le weed is legal, dude >le Red Light District >omg everything is so cozy >everybody rides a bike because they 456 KB JPG are progressed >people are super nice and chill >they really do have everything figured out I tell ya! Finally decide to check it out, really excited, was there for like 5 days. >beautiful canals get stale in like a second >pretentious scenery >weed literally s----tier, not even legal, everything is overpriced cos of muh coffee shops >people are pretentious MASSIVE AUTISMO c---- all being high and mighty about how they have it figured out "huh do you know, that like in Amsterdam, we really have a great way of living" but every f------ apartment is 3x3 m2 for 1500EUR a month >"yes we do bike everywhere as its more efficient" literally jammed with bikers everywhere, no rules whatsoever, almost died at one bridge cos the "genius" urbanisation truly shined and the infrastructure is "top- notch" >literally the worst tourists on the planet gather here F--- this s------- and f--- you for recommending it to me
: Ahonymous What destination did /trv/ mem(...) 07/07/21(Wed)14:45:01 No.2052548 Hear that Amsterdam is based from numerous people. >oh wow look at the beautiful canals >le weed is legal, dude >le Red Light District >omg everything is so cozy >everybody rides a bike because they 456 KB JPG are progressed >people are super nice and chill >they really do have everything figured out I tell ya! Finally decide to check it out, really excited, was there for like 5 days. >beautiful canals get stale in like a second >pretentious scenery >weed literally s----tier, not even legal, everything is overpriced cos of muh coffee shops >people are pretentious MASSIVE AUTISMO c---- all being high and mighty about how they have it figured out "huh do you know, that like in Amsterdam, we really have a great way of living" but every f------ apartment is 3x3 m2 for 1500EUR a month >"yes we do bike everywhere as its more efficient" literally jammed with bikers everywhere, no rules whatsoever, almost died at one bridge cos the "genius" urbanisation truly shined and the infrastructure is "top- notch" >literally the worst tourists on the planet gather here F--- this s------- and f--- you for recommending it to me

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Gods not smiling upon us robots | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why would god make me like thi(...) 07/20/21(Tue)11:52:47 No.64641088 >working at cafe >female coworkers are talking loudly in the back >overhear "oh my god (other coworker) is so awkward!!! hahah let me do an impression haha" >proceeds to imitate how i take an order, 10 KB JPG down to the exact words >both start laughing uncontrollably if there is a god, i f------ hate him 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)12:04:57 No.64641164 >>64641088 (OP) # "Two servings of c--- coming right up" 56 KB JPG
: Anonymous why would god make me like thi(...) 07/20/21(Tue)11:52:47 No.64641088 >working at cafe >female coworkers are talking loudly in the back >overhear "oh my god (other coworker) is so awkward!!! hahah let me do an impression haha" >proceeds to imitate how i take an order, 10 KB JPG down to the exact words >both start laughing uncontrollably if there is a god, i f------ hate him 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)12:04:57 No.64641164 >>64641088 (OP) # "Two servings of c--- coming right up" 56 KB JPG

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Anon is monke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 24588121 2 hr. ago •• >make gf take a brisk walk in the woods during 35c day. >ambush her by a grassy knoll >lift up her short skirt and take a deep long whiff of her smelly sweaty c--- >have an asthma attack due to hay allergy >gf calls ambulance and tells them i passed out sniffing her p---- >other hikers heard 221.4 kB PNG Should i just kill myself? 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 24588186 2 hr. ago >>24588121 (OP) Mate you're a f------ ape. 10/10 primal return to monke.
Anonymous | 24588121 2 hr. ago •• >make gf take a brisk walk in the woods during 35c day. >ambush her by a grassy knoll >lift up her short skirt and take a deep long whiff of her smelly sweaty c--- >have an asthma attack due to hay allergy >gf calls ambulance and tells them i passed out sniffing her p---- >other hikers heard 221.4 kB PNG Should i just kill myself? 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 24588186 2 hr. ago >>24588121 (OP) Mate you're a f------ ape. 10/10 primal return to monke.

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anon wants to be a wizard | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:16:23 No.54692176 >be very young anon >"Anon, what do you want to be when you grow up?" >"I want to be a wizard!" >"You mean like a stage magician or..." >"NO! I WANT TO BE A REAL WIZARD WITH REAL MAGIC!" 70 KB PNG >"Anon, magic isn't real. You have to pick something real." >later >"Hey anon, what do you want to be when you grow up?" (other person) >"W... Nothing." >"Really?" >"Yes. I don't want to be anything when I grow up." >fast forward to present day >l have amounted to nothing over the course of my life >pretty much just a friendless loser living in basement >still want to be a wizard
onymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:16:23 No.54692176 >be very young anon >"Anon, what do you want to be when you grow up?" >"I want to be a wizard!" >"You mean like a stage magician or..." >"NO! I WANT TO BE A REAL WIZARD WITH REAL MAGIC!" 70 KB PNG >"Anon, magic isn't real. You have to pick something real." >later >"Hey anon, what do you want to be when you grow up?" (other person) >"W... Nothing." >"Really?" >"Yes. I don't want to be anything when I grow up." >fast forward to present day >l have amounted to nothing over the course of my life >pretty much just a friendless loser living in basement >still want to be a wizard

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Anon's Gf blocks the vacation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)20:58:32 No.2059123 >be alone >pick a place where I want to go >go >get a gf >anooon where will we go >say option A >nooo I dont want to go there 10 KB JPG >say B >nooo I dont want to go there >say C >nooo I dont want to go there >say D >nooo Literal suffering. Never get a gf.
: Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)20:58:32 No.2059123 >be alone >pick a place where I want to go >go >get a gf >anooon where will we go >say option A >nooo I dont want to go there 10 KB JPG >say B >nooo I dont want to go there >say C >nooo I dont want to go there >say D >nooo Literal suffering. Never get a gf.

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/b/tard likes George Floyd | /r/Greentext

1h (7/19 23:49) · 859309777 75 Re · 43 Img · JPG· 26KB · (640 × 360) 22 Replies /b/ you've absolutely ruined me. You've all memed George Floyd so hard that his face makes me laugh by association at this point. F--- you f--- you f--- you f--- you f--- you >be me 15 minutes ago >in uni lecture hall >law prof doing boring power point >gets to a part about the importance of documenting abuse of power >next slide >GeorgeFloyd_highres.jpeg >I let out one of those awkward nose snorkly sounds as I try not to laugh >prof hasn't even begun to read the slide >room was silent >people heard >the dude who sits two rows in front of me turns around and just stares at me with a look of confusion and disgust on his face >I try to play it off as having the sniffles F--- you /b/ this is all your fault for giving me a Pavlovian response to that picture
1h (7/19 23:49) · 859309777 75 Re · 43 Img · JPG· 26KB · (640 × 360) 22 Replies /b/ you've absolutely ruined me. You've all memed George Floyd so hard that his face makes me laugh by association at this point. F--- you f--- you f--- you f--- you f--- you >be me 15 minutes ago >in uni lecture hall >law prof doing boring power point >gets to a part about the importance of documenting abuse of power >next slide >GeorgeFloyd_highres.jpeg >I let out one of those awkward nose snorkly sounds as I try not to laugh >prof hasn't even begun to read the slide >room was silent >people heard >the dude who sits two rows in front of me turns around and just stares at me with a look of confusion and disgust on his face >I try to play it off as having the sniffles F--- you /b/ this is all your fault for giving me a Pavlovian response to that picture

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Anon gets left on read | /r/Greentext

09/03/13(Tue)21:06 No.39411220 Replies: 39411264 Anonymous File: 1378256793017 png-(11 KB, 634x768, 1336358286402.png) >tfw she doesn't respond to your smoke signals
09/03/13(Tue)21:06 No.39411220 Replies: 39411264 Anonymous File: 1378256793017 png-(11 KB, 634x768, 1336358286402.png) >tfw she doesn't respond to your smoke signals

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Anon is named fucking Thurman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # | Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman
: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # | Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman

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The duality of Anons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/21 (Wed)12:07:15 No.63964729 >im 6'3 >gf is 5'1 5 KB GIF 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)12:27:01 No.63964943 >l'm 5'1 >GF is 6'3 23 KB JPG >>63964966 #
: Anonymous 06/02/21 (Wed)12:07:15 No.63964729 >im 6'3 >gf is 5'1 5 KB GIF 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)12:27:01 No.63964943 >l'm 5'1 >GF is 6'3 23 KB JPG >>63964966 #

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MESMERISING | /r/Greentext

>be me, femanon >have boyfriend since high school >we've been together for years, planning to get married after I finish college >he works as a delivery driver while I take classes 42 KB JPG >poor as f--- so we live in a s----- apartment >doorbell doesn't even work >don't care, I'm happy >l get out of class early one morning and go to surprise him >get home to find him f------ some 3/10 slut on our couch >like this bitch is dog ugly >I flip my s--- and throw them both out >cry for an hour and get drunk >when I get upset I stress shop >he left his wallet behind >fuckyes.gif >spend the next day or so buying s--- with his cards >rack up maybe $400 in charges >buy a $150 steel popcorn maker because why not >get one-day shipping so he won't even be able to notice in time >one day later, I've kind of calmed down >there's a knock on the door >open it, it's the bitch he cheated on me with >still as ugly as a f------ dog >even sounds like a dog too >she's telling me how she thinks she left her f------ bra in the apartment >the nerve of this absolute w---- >she's still talking and I'm about to cut her off >all of a sudden I see a truck pull up into the driveway >UPS >ohfuck.gif >l know that truck >it's my exes >sure enough, he gets out, holding the f------ popcorn maker >starts yelling about how the box had his name on it >dog bitch is yelling now too >arf arf >knock knock open up the door, it's real >wit the non-stop pop pop of stainless steel >Ex gon give it to ya >Ex gon deliver to ya
>be me, femanon >have boyfriend since high school >we've been together for years, planning to get married after I finish college >he works as a delivery driver while I take classes 42 KB JPG >poor as f--- so we live in a s----- apartment >doorbell doesn't even work >don't care, I'm happy >l get out of class early one morning and go to surprise him >get home to find him f------ some 3/10 slut on our couch >like this bitch is dog ugly >I flip my s--- and throw them both out >cry for an hour and get drunk >when I get upset I stress shop >he left his wallet behind >fuckyes.gif >spend the next day or so buying s--- with his cards >rack up maybe $400 in charges >buy a $150 steel popcorn maker because why not >get one-day shipping so he won't even be able to notice in time >one day later, I've kind of calmed down >there's a knock on the door >open it, it's the bitch he cheated on me with >still as ugly as a f------ dog >even sounds like a dog too >she's telling me how she thinks she left her f------ bra in the apartment >the nerve of this absolute w---- >she's still talking and I'm about to cut her off >all of a sudden I see a truck pull up into the driveway >UPS >ohfuck.gif >l know that truck >it's my exes >sure enough, he gets out, holding the f------ popcorn maker >starts yelling about how the box had his name on it >dog bitch is yelling now too >arf arf >knock knock open up the door, it's real >wit the non-stop pop pop of stainless steel >Ex gon give it to ya >Ex gon deliver to ya

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Most Beautiful Greentext Ever Conceived. | /r/Greentext

* D Anonymous (ID: eQot91c+) 05/01/13(Wed)18:34:43 No.477045509 File: 1367447683568.jpg-(9 KB, 480x360, yui.jpg) >>477043204 >be me >be 16 >be a total beta >have few friends nothing special >total weaboo >be doing duke of edinburgh award >for the volunteering decide to help a paralyzed girl and her mum >her dad was fighting over seas at the time >first day listen to the mum about what rIl be doing idgf >meet girl >10/10 DAYUM.jpeg >say hello how are you the usual s--- >get started helping the mum cook >me and her get talking about her daughter >ask what she does all day >she just lies in bed watching t.v. >feels bad man >don't think much other of it though go in to take her food and to her feed her etc >SHE'S WATCHING DEATH NOTE >we start talking like crazy >discuss other anime >become friends quickly >keep up DoE award >keep talking to her >become very good friends >DOE ends >keep on visiting her after school >go out with her,with her in a wheel chair >go to park and stuff >she's never been outside for a prolonged amount of time >start dating kind of >keep on visiting and helping out >watch anime together for a couple of weeks >get onto angel beats >episode ten >find out Yui was paralyzed >кeep quiet >marriage proposal scene >engageoverfeel.png >10/10 girl asks if i would like her more if she could move >tears rolling down face >throw my arms around her >softly say "you are perfect the way you are, don't ever change" that was the first time i ever hugged my wife
* D Anonymous (ID: eQot91c+) 05/01/13(Wed)18:34:43 No.477045509 File: 1367447683568.jpg-(9 KB, 480x360, yui.jpg) >>477043204 >be me >be 16 >be a total beta >have few friends nothing special >total weaboo >be doing duke of edinburgh award >for the volunteering decide to help a paralyzed girl and her mum >her dad was fighting over seas at the time >first day listen to the mum about what rIl be doing idgf >meet girl >10/10 DAYUM.jpeg >say hello how are you the usual s--- >get started helping the mum cook >me and her get talking about her daughter >ask what she does all day >she just lies in bed watching t.v. >feels bad man >don't think much other of it though go in to take her food and to her feed her etc >SHE'S WATCHING DEATH NOTE >we start talking like crazy >discuss other anime >become friends quickly >keep up DoE award >keep talking to her >become very good friends >DOE ends >keep on visiting her after school >go out with her,with her in a wheel chair >go to park and stuff >she's never been outside for a prolonged amount of time >start dating kind of >keep on visiting and helping out >watch anime together for a couple of weeks >get onto angel beats >episode ten >find out Yui was paralyzed >кeep quiet >marriage proposal scene >engageoverfeel.png >10/10 girl asks if i would like her more if she could move >tears rolling down face >throw my arms around her >softly say "you are perfect the way you are, don't ever change" that was the first time i ever hugged my wife

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Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)15:19:05 No.859305458 >Go to tampa for a week >Apply for a job at hooters before I go >Show up day before I leave for work for my first day the >Got a free tee shirt >Stole one of the chase elliot hats from 282 KB JPG the little store they have >Never went back (pic related it's the hat)
: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)15:19:05 No.859305458 >Go to tampa for a week >Apply for a job at hooters before I go >Show up day before I leave for work for my first day the >Got a free tee shirt >Stole one of the chase elliot hats from 282 KB JPG the little store they have >Never went back (pic related it's the hat)

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Anon loves his GF | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)23:00:15 No.859332687 >be me >semi-normalfag now, was phat loser nihilistic retard in high school >out of high school, stopped being a pessimistic tard, managed to go from loser to semi-chad in about a 105 KB JPG year >goood job, good physique >somehow manage to get gf >been dating 3 months now, and now have a big fren group through her >get invited to party, not big, like 6 people, all close frens >sitting in living room playing jackbox, laughing our asses >goodtimes.png >all of a sudden, have massive f------ panic attack from the sudden energy after a whole life of being neet loser >realize my life was so gay that a gathering of 6 people is more than I can handle after whole life of cringefesting >having f------ sensory overload panic attack in the floor in front of gf and all our frens >abouttocry.wav >gf comes over, comforts me, tells me to lay on my back, look at things around the room and say their names in my head >feeling chill now >gf helps me back on the couch and cuddles me for the rest of the night >more warmth than ive ever felt in my life >groupd disperses, and as me and qt gf are falling asleep on the couch she says "its ok to have panic attacks anon, just breathe and dont worry because ill always be by your side" >first time id ever felt loved i luv my gf dude life gets better after you stop being a nihilist, and the nectar is so much sweeter on the other side
: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)23:00:15 No.859332687 >be me >semi-normalfag now, was phat loser nihilistic retard in high school >out of high school, stopped being a pessimistic tard, managed to go from loser to semi-chad in about a 105 KB JPG year >goood job, good physique >somehow manage to get gf >been dating 3 months now, and now have a big fren group through her >get invited to party, not big, like 6 people, all close frens >sitting in living room playing jackbox, laughing our asses >goodtimes.png >all of a sudden, have massive f------ panic attack from the sudden energy after a whole life of being neet loser >realize my life was so gay that a gathering of 6 people is more than I can handle after whole life of cringefesting >having f------ sensory overload panic attack in the floor in front of gf and all our frens >abouttocry.wav >gf comes over, comforts me, tells me to lay on my back, look at things around the room and say their names in my head >feeling chill now >gf helps me back on the couch and cuddles me for the rest of the night >more warmth than ive ever felt in my life >groupd disperses, and as me and qt gf are falling asleep on the couch she says "its ok to have panic attacks anon, just breathe and dont worry because ill always be by your side" >first time id ever felt loved i luv my gf dude life gets better after you stop being a nihilist, and the nectar is so much sweeter on the other side

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Anon lives in Russia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)17:26:49 No.859311862 >i live in country with no opportunities >GDP is lesser than Texas >my monthly earning is 400 dollars >to buy my own house or apartment i need to work 15-20 years and not eat at all 6 KB PNG >the government give a f--- only about stealing money from country budget >and residents can't do any to stop this i can't escape from this hell i want to die 46 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)17:26:49 No.859311862 >i live in country with no opportunities >GDP is lesser than Texas >my monthly earning is 400 dollars >to buy my own house or apartment i need to work 15-20 years and not eat at all 6 KB PNG >the government give a f--- only about stealing money from country budget >and residents can't do any to stop this i can't escape from this hell i want to die 46 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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The dark mode challenge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)23:49:43 No.64634565 New internet challenge, called darkmode challenge: >drive at night >switch off all lights >if you drive at least 30 km at 60 596 KB PNG km / h or 20 km at 100 km / h without lights, you have completed the challenge >make a vid of yourself doing the challenge and post it on social media
: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)23:49:43 No.64634565 New internet challenge, called darkmode challenge: >drive at night >switch off all lights >if you drive at least 30 km at 60 596 KB PNG km / h or 20 km at 100 km / h without lights, you have completed the challenge >make a vid of yourself doing the challenge and post it on social media

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Kot in a trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)17:23:00 No.859311629 46BF6087-B1ED-46ED-9189-8CDEE2A22FAF.jpg 627 KB JPG >depressed p------------ >hate everything >want to die because of cringy memories and having no actual relationships with anyone >buy cat and decide to kms when the cat's time has come >cat is amazing >cute ball of fluff >mfw realize life may just be cats if i want it to be >picrel it's my cat
: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)17:23:00 No.859311629 46BF6087-B1ED-46ED-9189-8CDEE2A22FAF.jpg 627 KB JPG >depressed p------------ >hate everything >want to die because of cringy memories and having no actual relationships with anyone >buy cat and decide to kms when the cat's time has come >cat is amazing >cute ball of fluff >mfw realize life may just be cats if i want it to be >picrel it's my cat

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Anon's family is complicated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >l am married to my grandma >l am my own grandpa.
Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >l am married to my grandma >l am my own grandpa.

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