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Anonymous 481 KB PNG 67 Replies / 6 Images 10/25/24(Fri)15:18:58 No.79240981 >too depressed to do laundry >been wearing the same sports bra and pj pants since tuesday how pathetic would it be to just ask my mom to do it for me? shes already mad at me for rotting in bed all week so i dont really want to give her another reason to ask my dad to yell at me View Thread
Anonymous 481 KB PNG 67 Replies / 6 Images 10/25/24(Fri)15:18:58 No.79240981 >too depressed to do laundry >been wearing the same sports bra and pj pants since tuesday how pathetic would it be to just ask my mom to do it for me? shes already mad at me for rotting in bed all week so i dont really want to give her another reason to ask my dad to yell at me View Thread

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Anonymous 336 KB PNG 10/25/24(Fri)08:45:21 No.79240437 >be straight male on 4chan >post my east asian eyes for the lulz >they tell me i have feminine eyes >gay f------ start talking about bwc and s--- >they start calling me an attentionwhore for white men >tfw i get hard having unlimited and unsupervised internet access as a child harmed me in ways some would never imagine :/
Anonymous 336 KB PNG 10/25/24(Fri)08:45:21 No.79240437 >be straight male on 4chan >post my east asian eyes for the lulz >they tell me i have feminine eyes >gay f------ start talking about bwc and s--- >they start calling me an attentionwhore for white men >tfw i get hard having unlimited and unsupervised internet access as a child harmed me in ways some would never imagine :/

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: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.
: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.

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: Anonymous Date friends and coworkers, th(...) 452 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)03:56:53 No.79238348 Am I a retard? > work as an engineer with robots > for the first time in over a year a female joins a neighboring team > start chatting with her for almost a week > ask her out for lunch. Pay attention for what she says, joke around, she laughs. We are having a good time > when it comes to cars, she mentions that she recently went to a trip with her boyfriend > day ruined Was I overthinking? Am I a retard? I feel like if a guy starts hitting on you or talking to you often, you mention that you have a boyfriend. What should I do robots? She is like a solid 3, nothing special but also I almost never see women of my age. In my industry. My life is work-home- work. Pic related
: Anonymous Date friends and coworkers, th(...) 452 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)03:56:53 No.79238348 Am I a retard? > work as an engineer with robots > for the first time in over a year a female joins a neighboring team > start chatting with her for almost a week > ask her out for lunch. Pay attention for what she says, joke around, she laughs. We are having a good time > when it comes to cars, she mentions that she recently went to a trip with her boyfriend > day ruined Was I overthinking? Am I a retard? I feel like if a guy starts hitting on you or talking to you often, you mention that you have a boyfriend. What should I do robots? She is like a solid 3, nothing special but also I almost never see women of my age. In my industry. My life is work-home- work. Pic related

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: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)01:06:47 No.79237102 When I nearly killed an old bloke >10 years ago >21 y/o dropout just slacking and living off inheritance >have house in nice neighbourhood (inherited it) >use it to throw heaps of parties >one neighbours ALWAYS gets cut about the parties and one night he knocked on and I just said he should rack off, so he goes and calls the vics on us (cops for you yanks) >vics get over and shut the whole thing down, hit us with a f------ fine for 'noise pollution' >gotta pay $200 >want to get back at the c--- so try and think of a prank to pull. After a night of thought I figure I'll do the classic burning s--- bag prank. >didnt realise it was supposed to be dog s--- so I just s--- in a bag for the prank >waited until about late night and went over >it stank weird outside his already, but I'd had heaps of beers before I went over so I didnt clock why >put the bag of s--- on the deck, light it up and leg it >just as I get off the porch/deck the whole f------ thing lights up, like it had gasoline on it >freak the f--- out and just leg it >realise right away this c---'s house is gonna burn so I get to a pub to have an alibi >get back a couple hours later and he's stood outside while the fireys are putting out the house >whole things has burnt to the ground >overhear while he's talking that he'd varnished the deck that day. That explains why it went up so quick. he got out of the house alright luckily, but yeah that's how I nearly killed an old bloke. Kids about had been playing pranks and s--- so it was just written off as an accident. Shouldnt have been a c--- about the party.
: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)01:06:47 No.79237102 When I nearly killed an old bloke >10 years ago >21 y/o dropout just slacking and living off inheritance >have house in nice neighbourhood (inherited it) >use it to throw heaps of parties >one neighbours ALWAYS gets cut about the parties and one night he knocked on and I just said he should rack off, so he goes and calls the vics on us (cops for you yanks) >vics get over and shut the whole thing down, hit us with a f------ fine for 'noise pollution' >gotta pay $200 >want to get back at the c--- so try and think of a prank to pull. After a night of thought I figure I'll do the classic burning s--- bag prank. >didnt realise it was supposed to be dog s--- so I just s--- in a bag for the prank >waited until about late night and went over >it stank weird outside his already, but I'd had heaps of beers before I went over so I didnt clock why >put the bag of s--- on the deck, light it up and leg it >just as I get off the porch/deck the whole f------ thing lights up, like it had gasoline on it >freak the f--- out and just leg it >realise right away this c---'s house is gonna burn so I get to a pub to have an alibi >get back a couple hours later and he's stood outside while the fireys are putting out the house >whole things has burnt to the ground >overhear while he's talking that he'd varnished the deck that day. That explains why it went up so quick. he got out of the house alright luckily, but yeah that's how I nearly killed an old bloke. Kids about had been playing pranks and s--- so it was just written off as an accident. Shouldnt have been a c--- about the party.

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Anonymous 247 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)01:38:52 No.79237338 >be me >last night in Vegas >win a ton of money gambling >bartender recommends a strip club >uber over there with the intention of spending no more than $250 >pay $50 entry fee >steep but a nice enough club >really salt in the entry and go with the first girl who grabs my hand >offers a private dance for $200 >I agree >makes me pay an extra $90 for the booth and two drinks >drunk so oblige like a retard >booths have better light >not as hot as I initially thought meh t--- and body >whatever >spend the next fifteen minutes in a private booth getting handsy with her >ask for an extra $300 for a private room while grabbing my d--- >decline >sessions over. She asks for a f------ $40 tip. >I tip her $10 It was cool but I feel like I got ripped off. Are strip clubs normally this expensive?
Anonymous 247 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)01:38:52 No.79237338 >be me >last night in Vegas >win a ton of money gambling >bartender recommends a strip club >uber over there with the intention of spending no more than $250 >pay $50 entry fee >steep but a nice enough club >really salt in the entry and go with the first girl who grabs my hand >offers a private dance for $200 >I agree >makes me pay an extra $90 for the booth and two drinks >drunk so oblige like a retard >booths have better light >not as hot as I initially thought meh t--- and body >whatever >spend the next fifteen minutes in a private booth getting handsy with her >ask for an extra $300 for a private room while grabbing my d--- >decline >sessions over. She asks for a f------ $40 tip. >I tip her $10 It was cool but I feel like I got ripped off. Are strip clubs normally this expensive?

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Tell me what you aren't telling others + 155 replies and 13 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)21:53:04 No.926449688 >>926449301 dont have a ton of time but here it is as best as I remember it >be me, 16 or so >bored as f--- >find random house in phone book, like 5 miles away >go sit at end of their block and just watch the family come and go >notice mom is kind of hot >start following her around some >arrange to go grocery shopping same time as her >put weird stuff in her cart when she isn't looking - like baby oil and huge cucumbers >start calling from pay phones and leave messages like "hey Beth, this is Harold. It was great seeing you at the gym today but I think we all know better." >buy condoms >drop them in her purse at grocery >keep calling, always keep messages short >One time -- and this took a while to set up -- stole a pair of my mom's panties and j----- in them. left them in my car all crusty. followed her husband to the hardware store on a sspring day, dropped them under the seat of his car. >anyway, one day was sitting down the block and heard the door slam and he came screaching down the block and t boned another car. > left them alone for a while but went back a month or so later and only her car was ever there.
Tell me what you aren't telling others + 155 replies and 13 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)21:53:04 No.926449688 >>926449301 dont have a ton of time but here it is as best as I remember it >be me, 16 or so >bored as f--- >find random house in phone book, like 5 miles away >go sit at end of their block and just watch the family come and go >notice mom is kind of hot >start following her around some >arrange to go grocery shopping same time as her >put weird stuff in her cart when she isn't looking - like baby oil and huge cucumbers >start calling from pay phones and leave messages like "hey Beth, this is Harold. It was great seeing you at the gym today but I think we all know better." >buy condoms >drop them in her purse at grocery >keep calling, always keep messages short >One time -- and this took a while to set up -- stole a pair of my mom's panties and j----- in them. left them in my car all crusty. followed her husband to the hardware store on a sspring day, dropped them under the seat of his car. >anyway, one day was sitting down the block and heard the door slam and he came screaching down the block and t boned another car. > left them alone for a while but went back a month or so later and only her car was ever there.

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Anonymous 91 KB JPG changed 10/25/24(Fri)00:24:36 No.79233836 >be me >broke college student in mid college >doing projects at a secluded corner of my library without any CCTV(cause I love privacy) >went to toliet without asking someone to watch my stuff >went back, nothing seems to have >skips to the next day >pulls out out biology notes from backpack >it was half soaked with some weird sticky substance >smells it, it was c--. >checks backpack >tfw some couple doing the devil's tango threw a used condom in my backpack because they can't be bothered to throw that s--- to the bin upstairs I'd rather just have a street n---- steal my s--- at this point man what the actual f--- is wrong with college couples
Anonymous 91 KB JPG changed 10/25/24(Fri)00:24:36 No.79233836 >be me >broke college student in mid college >doing projects at a secluded corner of my library without any CCTV(cause I love privacy) >went to toliet without asking someone to watch my stuff >went back, nothing seems to have >skips to the next day >pulls out out biology notes from backpack >it was half soaked with some weird sticky substance >smells it, it was c--. >checks backpack >tfw some couple doing the devil's tango threw a used condom in my backpack because they can't be bothered to throw that s--- to the bin upstairs I'd rather just have a street n---- steal my s--- at this point man what the actual f--- is wrong with college couples

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Anonymous 96 KB PNG >Into crossdressing 10/24/24(Thu)14:18:18 No.79231786 >Turned on by my own body smell >Turned on seeing my own body in the mirror, specially the ass, but my entire naked body just turns me on >Like to gaze for minutes on end at my face >Love my long wavy hair (that women find pretty) >Like getting things in my ass and c------ hands free BUT >Only ever fallen in love with women >Have never gotten a slight bit of attraction towards another man >Disgusted by gay p--- Serious question: Am I gay?
Anonymous 96 KB PNG >Into crossdressing 10/24/24(Thu)14:18:18 No.79231786 >Turned on by my own body smell >Turned on seeing my own body in the mirror, specially the ass, but my entire naked body just turns me on >Like to gaze for minutes on end at my face >Love my long wavy hair (that women find pretty) >Like getting things in my ass and c------ hands free BUT >Only ever fallen in love with women >Have never gotten a slight bit of attraction towards another man >Disgusted by gay p--- Serious question: Am I gay?

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Anonymous 90 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)11:19:25 No.79230917 >finally get a gf >become more misogynist Women have life on easy mode and they have no idea how good they have it. If my gf was a man she'd be elliot rodgers >shorter than average >less endowed than her peers >graduated with a worthless degree >is a NEET >shy and introverted >is a halfu with a weird racial complex But because she's a woman with self control (isn't overweight) 90% of heterosexual men would marry her on the spot if she asked.
Anonymous 90 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)11:19:25 No.79230917 >finally get a gf >become more misogynist Women have life on easy mode and they have no idea how good they have it. If my gf was a man she'd be elliot rodgers >shorter than average >less endowed than her peers >graduated with a worthless degree >is a NEET >shy and introverted >is a halfu with a weird racial complex But because she's a woman with self control (isn't overweight) 90% of heterosexual men would marry her on the spot if she asked.

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File: thephantommenace.jpg (723 KB, 2048x1527) Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)05:10:57 No.204652454 >>204652499 >>204652531 >>204652542 >>204652639 >>204652685 >>204652834 >>204652912 >>204653061 >>204653123 >>204653193 >>204653261 >>204653295 >>204653359 >>204653694 >summer 1999 >watching TPM in theaters. >utterly horrified >keep thinking "what the f--- is this?" and "this isn't star wars" >watch documentary about the making of TPM >at the end, all the executives watch an early screening >all staring helplessly, horrified, at the abomination that has been created >they later say "this is what happens when you give george lucas carte blanche" >years later >the dialogue is so terrible it gets turned into countless memes made by people who aren't aware the dialogue is terrible how the f--- did people get brainwashed into thinking this was a good movie?
File: thephantommenace.jpg (723 KB, 2048x1527) Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)05:10:57 No.204652454 >>204652499 >>204652531 >>204652542 >>204652639 >>204652685 >>204652834 >>204652912 >>204653061 >>204653123 >>204653193 >>204653261 >>204653295 >>204653359 >>204653694 >summer 1999 >watching TPM in theaters. >utterly horrified >keep thinking "what the f--- is this?" and "this isn't star wars" >watch documentary about the making of TPM >at the end, all the executives watch an early screening >all staring helplessly, horrified, at the abomination that has been created >they later say "this is what happens when you give george lucas carte blanche" >years later >the dialogue is so terrible it gets turned into countless memes made by people who aren't aware the dialogue is terrible how the f--- did people get brainwashed into thinking this was a good movie?

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Anonymous How do I stop being blackpille(...) 290 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)12:19:47 No.32205258 >be me >nice guy incel >see Andrew Tate blow up a couple of years ago >think he's full of s---, a grifter and the only type of girls he'd get are hoes and skanks >continue to self-improoooove >fast forward two years later >still an incel >go outside, see girls in my workplace talking about guys like Tate >start thinking he may have a point after all Am I being retarded?
Anonymous How do I stop being blackpille(...) 290 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)12:19:47 No.32205258 >be me >nice guy incel >see Andrew Tate blow up a couple of years ago >think he's full of s---, a grifter and the only type of girls he'd get are hoes and skanks >continue to self-improoooove >fast forward two years later >still an incel >go outside, see girls in my workplace talking about guys like Tate >start thinking he may have a point after all Am I being retarded?

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Anonymous 91 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)21:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INCEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.
Anonymous 91 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)21:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INCEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

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... Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)17:37:47 No.58197478 ようこそ! けもケットへ 2 自衛官募集中 https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jleikanbosyu/index.html >>58195261 (OP) # UwU.png 2.34 MB PNG >5th largest military in the world is officially using a gay furry both as it's mascot and for recruitment Every time I think we've reached peak clownworld, we just keep going further. Honk honk. >>58197503 # >>58197583 # >>58197652 # >>58198357 # >>58199054 # >>58199123 # >>58199900 #
... Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)17:37:47 No.58197478 ようこそ! けもケットへ 2 自衛官募集中 https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jleikanbosyu/index.html >>58195261 (OP) # UwU.png 2.34 MB PNG >5th largest military in the world is officially using a gay furry both as it's mascot and for recruitment Every time I think we've reached peak clownworld, we just keep going further. Honk honk. >>58197503 # >>58197583 # >>58197652 # >>58198357 # >>58199054 # >>58199123 # >>58199900 #

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: Anonymous 1.18 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)22:49:27 No.79225272 >get my 1st gf at 26 >younger bro by 5 years hangs around when she comes over >keeps finding excuses to take his shirt off (he's jacked) >see keeps checking him out and giving him attention W--? I don't want to break up already, I lost my virginity to this girl. But she's disrespecting me. Can I still salvage this?
: Anonymous 1.18 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)22:49:27 No.79225272 >get my 1st gf at 26 >younger bro by 5 years hangs around when she comes over >keeps finding excuses to take his shirt off (he's jacked) >see keeps checking him out and giving him attention W--? I don't want to break up already, I lost my virginity to this girl. But she's disrespecting me. Can I still salvage this?

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File: R0R5CH4RCH3928.jpg (29 KB, 375x500) ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:05 No.204783957 >>204784020 >>204784038 >>204784582 >>204785544 >>204785669 >>204786959 >>204787052 >>204791634 >>204791696 >>204791746 >>204791895 >>204792066 >>204792705 >>204794158 >>204794482 >>204795141 >>204795826 >>204799611 >>204799720 >Moore recalls thinking that Rorschach would be seen as a satirical character. In spite of giving the masked figure an "abhorrent personality", Moore admits that he failed to realize "people in the audience would find such a figure admirable". Moore even describes his surprise when he discovered Watchmen had a large, right-wing fanbase. In his boldest declaration, Moore says that if his stories can be that misinterpreted "it does make you wonder what the point of doing it was". ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:44 No.204783967 He's LITERALLY me. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:23:28 No.204784038 ►>>204784059 >>204784284 >>204784439 >>204785069 >>204785368 >>204794159 >>204796359 >>204783957 (OP). >wh-what? People actually like a vigilante that brutalizes criminals and kills murderous pedophiles? >ahhh I'm going insane! Why do lefties misunderstand how normal people think so often? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:32:33 No.204784284 ► >>204784038 Because they're mostly pedophiles. They were molested as kids and think it's ok. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:56:01 No.204784819 >>204793176 >>204795116 >>204796682 File: ozymandias-veidt-cat-scre(...).jpg (203 KB, 1101x598) JUST ME AND THE WORLD. >>204785585 NERY'S >comic about a gay elitist who feels entitled to kill millions for "the greater good" What did Moore mean by this? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)07:34:13 No.204785711 >>204789705 >Why are people interpreting a character named Rorschach differently than I do?
File: R0R5CH4RCH3928.jpg (29 KB, 375x500) ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:05 No.204783957 >>204784020 >>204784038 >>204784582 >>204785544 >>204785669 >>204786959 >>204787052 >>204791634 >>204791696 >>204791746 >>204791895 >>204792066 >>204792705 >>204794158 >>204794482 >>204795141 >>204795826 >>204799611 >>204799720 >Moore recalls thinking that Rorschach would be seen as a satirical character. In spite of giving the masked figure an "abhorrent personality", Moore admits that he failed to realize "people in the audience would find such a figure admirable". Moore even describes his surprise when he discovered Watchmen had a large, right-wing fanbase. In his boldest declaration, Moore says that if his stories can be that misinterpreted "it does make you wonder what the point of doing it was". ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:44 No.204783967 He's LITERALLY me. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:23:28 No.204784038 ►>>204784059 >>204784284 >>204784439 >>204785069 >>204785368 >>204794159 >>204796359 >>204783957 (OP). >wh-what? People actually like a vigilante that brutalizes criminals and kills murderous pedophiles? >ahhh I'm going insane! Why do lefties misunderstand how normal people think so often? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:32:33 No.204784284 ► >>204784038 Because they're mostly pedophiles. They were molested as kids and think it's ok. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:56:01 No.204784819 >>204793176 >>204795116 >>204796682 File: ozymandias-veidt-cat-scre(...).jpg (203 KB, 1101x598) JUST ME AND THE WORLD. >>204785585 NERY'S >comic about a gay elitist who feels entitled to kill millions for "the greater good" What did Moore mean by this? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)07:34:13 No.204785711 >>204789705 >Why are people interpreting a character named Rorschach differently than I do?

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Anonymous HELL YEA HEE HEE THAT RITE BE TIGHT HEE 876 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)09:53:12 No.79230454 How do you get your boyfriend to stop ignoring you for days if he: -Isn't attracted to you, so nudes don't work -Doesn't care about you, so suicide or self harm threats don't work, even if you actually do it -Doesn't care about you x2, so threatening to break up won't work -Dislikes you, so any suggestion of doing anything together won't work -Already has money, so buying him a gift won't work Thanks! 99 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous HELL YEA HEE HEE THAT RITE BE TIGHT HEE 876 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)09:53:12 No.79230454 How do you get your boyfriend to stop ignoring you for days if he: -Isn't attracted to you, so nudes don't work -Doesn't care about you, so suicide or self harm threats don't work, even if you actually do it -Doesn't care about you x2, so threatening to break up won't work -Dislikes you, so any suggestion of doing anything together won't work -Already has money, so buying him a gift won't work Thanks! 99 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 31 KB GIF 10/24/24(Thu)00:05:32 No.79226024 >Be me last year, 25 year old. >still love LEGOS. >Decide to spend entire paycheck on the latest Star Wars set. >Not just any set, but the TIE Interceptor. >originally sold for $100 but is now around $1000. >get a sweet deal and get it for only $800. >call parents because of how happy I feel and they dont care at all and ask how I will pay rent. >say that I think landlord will understand. >Start building, having such a lot of fun. >Two weeks later, landlord knocking on my door. >"Where rent? It due last week" >Show landlord the TIE Interceptor and explain I had to buy it because it was a good deal. >"why would I give a care about a Star War thing?" He is lithuanian or whatever so I guess they didnt get star wars. >says I have to pay rent by the end of the week or I'll be evicted because this isnt the first instance I've done this kind of thing. >end up having to sell the TIE Interceptor. >only get $300 for it because I took it out of the box and used it. >rent is $600. >go to landlord and explain and apologise and say I will get the rest of the cash but this is all I have. >"wife leave recently, I need to see girls again, so I need shaving back" >"you need your back shaved?. Tfw I had to shave his back once a week for nearly a year until he forgave the rent I didn't pay
Anonymous 31 KB GIF 10/24/24(Thu)00:05:32 No.79226024 >Be me last year, 25 year old. >still love LEGOS. >Decide to spend entire paycheck on the latest Star Wars set. >Not just any set, but the TIE Interceptor. >originally sold for $100 but is now around $1000. >get a sweet deal and get it for only $800. >call parents because of how happy I feel and they dont care at all and ask how I will pay rent. >say that I think landlord will understand. >Start building, having such a lot of fun. >Two weeks later, landlord knocking on my door. >"Where rent? It due last week" >Show landlord the TIE Interceptor and explain I had to buy it because it was a good deal. >"why would I give a care about a Star War thing?" He is lithuanian or whatever so I guess they didnt get star wars. >says I have to pay rent by the end of the week or I'll be evicted because this isnt the first instance I've done this kind of thing. >end up having to sell the TIE Interceptor. >only get $300 for it because I took it out of the box and used it. >rent is $600. >go to landlord and explain and apologise and say I will get the rest of the cash but this is all I have. >"wife leave recently, I need to see girls again, so I need shaving back" >"you need your back shaved?. Tfw I had to shave his back once a week for nearly a year until he forgave the rent I didn't pay

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Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)13:21:38 No.17162226 main-qimg-09090768382a6bf73bb3729532e22b9b-lq.jpg 43 KB JPG >Everyone treats Hitler like Satan while they never treat Stalin with any contempt! Why is this such a common Nazi cope? Did they forget that the US spent 50 years in a geopolitical cold war with the regime Stalin created? Or the hiring of Nazi officers to government jobs and the Red Scare in the post-war years?
Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)13:21:38 No.17162226 main-qimg-09090768382a6bf73bb3729532e22b9b-lq.jpg 43 KB JPG >Everyone treats Hitler like Satan while they never treat Stalin with any contempt! Why is this such a common Nazi cope? Did they forget that the US spent 50 years in a geopolitical cold war with the regime Stalin created? Or the hiring of Nazi officers to government jobs and the Red Scare in the post-war years?

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File: images.jpg (10 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)11:12:04 No.926431128 >Be 12 years old me, around 2004. > Get bullied in school a lot. > Usually not physical because I was taller and stronger than most of them (although at the time I didn't realize that), but a lot of pranks, nicknames, and laughs. > Teachers don't care, and mom says I should just ignore them. > Finally tell dad; he takes me apart and says: "Next time they laugh at you, walk slowly and calmly towards their leader, and when you are close to him, punch him really hard in the face. So hard he can't respond". Also teaches me how and where to punch. > A few days pass, and I do exactly what dad told me. > Knock a kid uncouncious, and his friends jump me, but teachers manage to split us. > A lot of witnesses, they say I punched him unprovoqued. Got expelled for two weeks. > Parents ground me; mom is really mad, but I can see dad is proud of me. After a couple days, they allow me to read comics and play videogames. > Never got bullied again; years later, a friend told me that a lot of the kids were afraid of me. FFW 20 years, a few months ago. > Saturday night, at a bar with my girlfriend. > She accidentally spilled her drink over a guy. > He starts yelling at her, getting increasingly mad. > Manly instincts kick in, so I get between them. > He looks like a goon from an Arkham game. I know he could rekt me if we got into a fight, but I don't want to look like a p---- in front of gf. > Suddenly I remember dad's words: "Punch him so hard, he can't respond". > I hit him really hard in the jaw; the guy didn't expect it, and he falls down unconcious with a bloody face. > Hand really hurts, grab my gf and get out of there, pushing everyone who stood on the way. Big city, and thank God nobody knew us at that bar. I read on the local news that someone assaulted a poor guy at a bar and broke his jaw. Thanks dad.
File: images.jpg (10 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)11:12:04 No.926431128 >Be 12 years old me, around 2004. > Get bullied in school a lot. > Usually not physical because I was taller and stronger than most of them (although at the time I didn't realize that), but a lot of pranks, nicknames, and laughs. > Teachers don't care, and mom says I should just ignore them. > Finally tell dad; he takes me apart and says: "Next time they laugh at you, walk slowly and calmly towards their leader, and when you are close to him, punch him really hard in the face. So hard he can't respond". Also teaches me how and where to punch. > A few days pass, and I do exactly what dad told me. > Knock a kid uncouncious, and his friends jump me, but teachers manage to split us. > A lot of witnesses, they say I punched him unprovoqued. Got expelled for two weeks. > Parents ground me; mom is really mad, but I can see dad is proud of me. After a couple days, they allow me to read comics and play videogames. > Never got bullied again; years later, a friend told me that a lot of the kids were afraid of me. FFW 20 years, a few months ago. > Saturday night, at a bar with my girlfriend. > She accidentally spilled her drink over a guy. > He starts yelling at her, getting increasingly mad. > Manly instincts kick in, so I get between them. > He looks like a goon from an Arkham game. I know he could rekt me if we got into a fight, but I don't want to look like a p---- in front of gf. > Suddenly I remember dad's words: "Punch him so hard, he can't respond". > I hit him really hard in the jaw; the guy didn't expect it, and he falls down unconcious with a bloody face. > Hand really hurts, grab my gf and get out of there, pushing everyone who stood on the way. Big city, and thank God nobody knew us at that bar. I read on the local news that someone assaulted a poor guy at a bar and broke his jaw. Thanks dad.

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