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1000 900 800 South Sea Stock December 1718 - December 1721 Newton re-enters with a lot, 700 600 Newton's friends get rich, 500 Newton exits happy. 400 300- Newton invests a bit, 200 100 o 12/31/1718 05/16/1719 09/26/1719 02/20/1720 Newton exits broke 07/02/1720 11/26/1720 06/03/1721 Source(s): Marc Faber, Jeremy Grantham, Sir Isaac Newton 1698670532489.png 517 KB PNG >It's said that Newton, upon reflection of his financial misadventure, ruefully remarked, "I can calculate the movement of stars, but not the madness of men."
1000 900 800 South Sea Stock December 1718 - December 1721 Newton re-enters with a lot, 700 600 Newton's friends get rich, 500 Newton exits happy. 400 300- Newton invests a bit, 200 100 o 12/31/1718 05/16/1719 09/26/1719 02/20/1720 Newton exits broke 07/02/1720 11/26/1720 06/03/1721 Source(s): Marc Faber, Jeremy Grantham, Sir Isaac Newton 1698670532489.png 517 KB PNG >It's said that Newton, upon reflection of his financial misadventure, ruefully remarked, "I can calculate the movement of stars, but not the madness of men."

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"I lie, I cheat, I steal" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ww 411 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)23:29:27 No. 11838011 >be me >feminist korean c--- who I call my girlfriend stays over (she never cooks for me) >she's sitting at the table, acting all tough, asks me if we're having breakfast >tell her, "Of course, I will cook omelettes" and start making one >she watches me, like she has never seen a man cooking, finally mutters, "You actually know how to cook?" with this weird mix of surprise and annoyance >hit her with a little sarcasm about that I'm feeding her because im the alpha male provider in the relationship and she is my concubine >she snaps, says she doesn't need a man to cook for her and cooks to "prove me wrong" >just shrug, say "alright, show me what you got then" >she gets all fired up, marches into the stove like she's about to prove a point >watches me with this intense look while she makes the omelette, adding spices and trying to make it perfect >I can tell she's really into it, probably trying to one up my "simple" omelette >finally finishes, puts it on the table, and smirks like she's won something >then realizes I didn't lift a finger, glares at me >"whos the baby now, im the one feeding you now, im the leader here" >smirk and tell her i tricked her with my superior male intelligence into fulfilling her role as a woman >"You tricked me into cooking for you, f------ s---" >mfw I just sit back and enjoy the omelette >f--- her on the table after breakfast
Anonymous ww 411 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)23:29:27 No. 11838011 >be me >feminist korean c--- who I call my girlfriend stays over (she never cooks for me) >she's sitting at the table, acting all tough, asks me if we're having breakfast >tell her, "Of course, I will cook omelettes" and start making one >she watches me, like she has never seen a man cooking, finally mutters, "You actually know how to cook?" with this weird mix of surprise and annoyance >hit her with a little sarcasm about that I'm feeding her because im the alpha male provider in the relationship and she is my concubine >she snaps, says she doesn't need a man to cook for her and cooks to "prove me wrong" >just shrug, say "alright, show me what you got then" >she gets all fired up, marches into the stove like she's about to prove a point >watches me with this intense look while she makes the omelette, adding spices and trying to make it perfect >I can tell she's really into it, probably trying to one up my "simple" omelette >finally finishes, puts it on the table, and smirks like she's won something >then realizes I didn't lift a finger, glares at me >"whos the baby now, im the one feeding you now, im the leader here" >smirk and tell her i tricked her with my superior male intelligence into fulfilling her role as a woman >"You tricked me into cooking for you, f------ s---" >mfw I just sit back and enjoy the omelette >f--- her on the table after breakfast

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Anon feels insecure | /r/Greentext

File: 20190825 145939 IMG_4926.jpg (9 KB, 234x215) Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)18:03:35 No.926519063 Sup /b/ have you guys had any sexual experience?? >be me >be a few months back > dating girl ive been on and off >tells me all the sexual positions she's done >mfw the only positions I've done to a girl are missionary, cowgirl, and doggy. >get quiet because autipilot turns on >tells me she's done bdsm >likes getting choked and handcuffed etc >I have never done that bit was willing to >broke up with her a few weeks after because she was a rampant alcoholic >still gets me that I've only done 2 sexual positions my entire f------ life Goddammit bros I've never felt so ashamed of just doing those 3 positions for my entire f------ life
File: 20190825 145939 IMG_4926.jpg (9 KB, 234x215) Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)18:03:35 No.926519063 Sup /b/ have you guys had any sexual experience?? >be me >be a few months back > dating girl ive been on and off >tells me all the sexual positions she's done >mfw the only positions I've done to a girl are missionary, cowgirl, and doggy. >get quiet because autipilot turns on >tells me she's done bdsm >likes getting choked and handcuffed etc >I have never done that bit was willing to >broke up with her a few weeks after because she was a rampant alcoholic >still gets me that I've only done 2 sexual positions my entire f------ life Goddammit bros I've never felt so ashamed of just doing those 3 positions for my entire f------ life

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In sumerian haze | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB PNG 10/26/24(Sat)04:58:45 No.79249323 >See Duolicious mentioned here a lot >Try it out >Woman tells me that if I kill myself I should livestream it for her This isn't nice at all. Why do people use this
Anonymous 11 KB PNG 10/26/24(Sat)04:58:45 No.79249323 >See Duolicious mentioned here a lot >Try it out >Woman tells me that if I kill myself I should livestream it for her This isn't nice at all. Why do people use this

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Standards have been set | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.
: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.

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Denial has left all alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/24(Sat)02:43:31 No.79248277 >accidentally see my sister naked >don't have boner am I gay?
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/24(Sat)02:43:31 No.79248277 >accidentally see my sister naked >don't have boner am I gay?

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Anon likes dogs (a lot) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)19:53:27 No.926512039 >be dog >hump man's leg >society be like awww she's so cute hee hee >be man >hump dog >WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SICK F--- Zoophobes are such f------ hypocrites
Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)19:53:27 No.926512039 >be dog >hump man's leg >society be like awww she's so cute hee hee >be man >hump dog >WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SICK F--- Zoophobes are such f------ hypocrites

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Untill I feel nothing for good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 225 KB JPG because i drink 10/25/24(Fri)23:06:39 No.79246409 not really a femcel because i've had bfs and have had sex but I might just as well be and I really relate to you incels >be me >never had a ltr longest ig was around 1 year >guys keep breaking up with me >one guy who I went on a holiday trip with literally broke up with me in a foreign country so that he could hook up with a girl he just met >drink because I always feel so lonely and it's the only thing that gives me any relief from stress >even cried my eyes out to a guy on a date because I knew he wasn't going to see me again >just want a guy to love me >constantly feel like s--- like i'm never going to find someone because i'm not good enough so i just wanted to say I really do get you moids who just want someone to love and for them to love you back because I feel the same way
: Anonymous 225 KB JPG because i drink 10/25/24(Fri)23:06:39 No.79246409 not really a femcel because i've had bfs and have had sex but I might just as well be and I really relate to you incels >be me >never had a ltr longest ig was around 1 year >guys keep breaking up with me >one guy who I went on a holiday trip with literally broke up with me in a foreign country so that he could hook up with a girl he just met >drink because I always feel so lonely and it's the only thing that gives me any relief from stress >even cried my eyes out to a guy on a date because I knew he wasn't going to see me again >just want a guy to love me >constantly feel like s--- like i'm never going to find someone because i'm not good enough so i just wanted to say I really do get you moids who just want someone to love and for them to love you back because I feel the same way

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Modern Gaming | /r/Greentext

6h (10/26/24 01:26) 692850221 - 237 Re. 60 Img JPG 113KB (1848 × 1170) · GVv91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 53 Replies >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! COSITY WAMES >>692850221 (OP) 6h (10/26/24 01:27) 692850318 JPG 53KB (646x480) (16) Boondocks_ A N---- Moment - YouTube - 0-1-15.jpg 35 Replies >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!
6h (10/26/24 01:26) 692850221 - 237 Re. 60 Img JPG 113KB (1848 × 1170) · GVv91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 53 Replies >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! COSITY WAMES >>692850221 (OP) 6h (10/26/24 01:27) 692850318 JPG 53KB (646x480) (16) Boondocks_ A N---- Moment - YouTube - 0-1-15.jpg 35 Replies >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!

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Anon is the second player | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:01 No.395523673 controller.jpg 84 KB JPG >here's your controller bro Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:59 No.395523756 >toss me the controller bro >I can't, it keeps coming back
Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:01 No.395523673 controller.jpg 84 KB JPG >here's your controller bro Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:59 No.395523756 >toss me the controller bro >I can't, it keeps coming back

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Anon discusses “IQ tests” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous + X 10/25/24(Fri)12:19:08 No.926492006 >GENUIS TEST: Only 4% get this correct! >looks inside >4th grade level PEMDAS equation ÷ 42 KB JPG
Anonymous + X 10/25/24(Fri)12:19:08 No.926492006 >GENUIS TEST: Only 4% get this correct! >looks inside >4th grade level PEMDAS equation ÷ 42 KB JPG

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Anon and American politics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous⭑ 97 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:53:02 No.203809320 >SO WHAT IF KAMALA SECURED THE: >female vote >pro choice vote >black vote >POC vote >trans vote >lgbt vote >MAP vote >young adult vote >educated white male vote >furry vote >college student vote >minumum wage vote >environmentalist vote >muslim vote >jewish vote >DEI vote >celebrity vote >immigrant vote >welfare vote >undocumented citizen vote >MY ECHOCHAMBER HUGBOX TOLD ME DRUMPHF WILL WIN.... BECAUSE.... HE JUST WILL YOU SHILL!!!!!
Anonymous⭑ 97 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:53:02 No.203809320 >SO WHAT IF KAMALA SECURED THE: >female vote >pro choice vote >black vote >POC vote >trans vote >lgbt vote >MAP vote >young adult vote >educated white male vote >furry vote >college student vote >minumum wage vote >environmentalist vote >muslim vote >jewish vote >DEI vote >celebrity vote >immigrant vote >welfare vote >undocumented citizen vote >MY ECHOCHAMBER HUGBOX TOLD ME DRUMPHF WILL WIN.... BECAUSE.... HE JUST WILL YOU SHILL!!!!!

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Release me from this life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)18:01:37 No.79243607 >listen to my aunts gossip amongst themselves like the braindead, 16- year-olds-in-the-body-of-45-year-olds bimbos they are >one of my aunts says that when she was in college, she was cheating on her boyfriend at the time and planning to leave him for the new guy >when she told her boyfriend about this, he punched her in the face >my aunt thought this was hot and decided to stay with him I hate women I hate the world I hate everything I wish it was still prehistoric times and the world was just dinosaurs fighting each other
Anonymous 32 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)18:01:37 No.79243607 >listen to my aunts gossip amongst themselves like the braindead, 16- year-olds-in-the-body-of-45-year-olds bimbos they are >one of my aunts says that when she was in college, she was cheating on her boyfriend at the time and planning to leave him for the new guy >when she told her boyfriend about this, he punched her in the face >my aunt thought this was hot and decided to stay with him I hate women I hate the world I hate everything I wish it was still prehistoric times and the world was just dinosaurs fighting each other

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Monkey business | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I got r---- 48 KB GIF 10/25/24(Fri)14:06:24 No.79242110 >be me drunk outside night club last weekend >6 in the morning, everyone is leaving >I'm almost passing out near some sidewalk >big hambeast comes over and grabs me and starts making out with me >was drunk so I just let myself go, too tired or unconscious to move her >starts groping my d---, but I don't get hard, she continues anyway and puts my hand on her t--- >this in broadlight, some n----- probably recorded us >leaves after 15 minutes I'm not sure if it was r--- but it was pretty f------ disgusting. I heard some people WOOing in the background but nobody stopped her, what the f--- Inb4 >why were you drunk at a night club I'm an alcoholic and usually don't interact with anyone, I just like to dance like a sperg. Yes I'm autistic.
: Anonymous I got r---- 48 KB GIF 10/25/24(Fri)14:06:24 No.79242110 >be me drunk outside night club last weekend >6 in the morning, everyone is leaving >I'm almost passing out near some sidewalk >big hambeast comes over and grabs me and starts making out with me >was drunk so I just let myself go, too tired or unconscious to move her >starts groping my d---, but I don't get hard, she continues anyway and puts my hand on her t--- >this in broadlight, some n----- probably recorded us >leaves after 15 minutes I'm not sure if it was r--- but it was pretty f------ disgusting. I heard some people WOOing in the background but nobody stopped her, what the f--- Inb4 >why were you drunk at a night club I'm an alcoholic and usually don't interact with anyone, I just like to dance like a sperg. Yes I'm autistic.

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Interstellar procrastination | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 07:32:29 No.204423376 Close >astronauts went 10 years earlier to check planets >they will send data in that time whether planet is good or bad >"lets first go to the one where 1 hour equates to 7 years on Earth" why did no one point out they only had just over an hour of data?
: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 07:32:29 No.204423376 Close >astronauts went 10 years earlier to check planets >they will send data in that time whether planet is good or bad >"lets first go to the one where 1 hour equates to 7 years on Earth" why did no one point out they only had just over an hour of data?

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Good to know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>335124507 # 05/11/21(Tue)11:09:37 No.335125501 This info is outdated anyway, FWIW >>335125745 # >>335126071 # Anonymous >>335125501 # FWIW means...? 05/11/21(Tue)11:12:07 No.335125745 >>335125858 # Anonymous >>335125745 # 05/11/21(Tue)11:13:19 No.335125858 folga wooga imoga womp
Anonymous >>335124507 # 05/11/21(Tue)11:09:37 No.335125501 This info is outdated anyway, FWIW >>335125745 # >>335126071 # Anonymous >>335125501 # FWIW means...? 05/11/21(Tue)11:12:07 No.335125745 >>335125858 # Anonymous >>335125745 # 05/11/21(Tue)11:13:19 No.335125858 folga wooga imoga womp

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Attack in the Colonies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Gf's keep leaving me for other(...) 429 KB JPG as a new job 07/18/24(Thu)21:39:41 No.31641259 This has been my last two relationships >me and girl start dating >together for maybe a year to a year and a half >things are seemingly going great with no problems from either of us >she does something that means she meets a lot of new people, such >she leaves me for the guys hitting on her at her new job How the f--- do I stop this s---? My self esteem is f----- because this has happened twice now. How do I keep a woman happy enough that she wont want to go f--- some other guy? Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)21:44:24 No.31641268 Stop dating cheap w-----? Go for more than looks alone, a trophy wife can and will ditch you. : Anonymous >>31641259 (OP) # 07/18/24(Thu)21:48:31 No.31641285 >How the f--- do I stop this s---? Break up with these disloyal hoes before they can dump you.
: Anonymous Gf's keep leaving me for other(...) 429 KB JPG as a new job 07/18/24(Thu)21:39:41 No.31641259 This has been my last two relationships >me and girl start dating >together for maybe a year to a year and a half >things are seemingly going great with no problems from either of us >she does something that means she meets a lot of new people, such >she leaves me for the guys hitting on her at her new job How the f--- do I stop this s---? My self esteem is f----- because this has happened twice now. How do I keep a woman happy enough that she wont want to go f--- some other guy? Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)21:44:24 No.31641268 Stop dating cheap w-----? Go for more than looks alone, a trophy wife can and will ditch you. : Anonymous >>31641259 (OP) # 07/18/24(Thu)21:48:31 No.31641285 >How the f--- do I stop this s---? Break up with these disloyal hoes before they can dump you.

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Are female 4chinners real? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 481 KB PNG 67 Replies / 6 Images 10/25/24(Fri)15:18:58 No.79240981 >too depressed to do laundry >been wearing the same sports bra and pj pants since tuesday how pathetic would it be to just ask my mom to do it for me? shes already mad at me for rotting in bed all week so i dont really want to give her another reason to ask my dad to yell at me View Thread
Anonymous 481 KB PNG 67 Replies / 6 Images 10/25/24(Fri)15:18:58 No.79240981 >too depressed to do laundry >been wearing the same sports bra and pj pants since tuesday how pathetic would it be to just ask my mom to do it for me? shes already mad at me for rotting in bed all week so i dont really want to give her another reason to ask my dad to yell at me View Thread

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Eyes full of wonder | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 336 KB PNG 10/25/24(Fri)08:45:21 No.79240437 >be straight male on 4chan >post my east asian eyes for the lulz >they tell me i have feminine eyes >gay f------ start talking about bwc and s--- >they start calling me an attentionwhore for white men >tfw i get hard having unlimited and unsupervised internet access as a child harmed me in ways some would never imagine :/
Anonymous 336 KB PNG 10/25/24(Fri)08:45:21 No.79240437 >be straight male on 4chan >post my east asian eyes for the lulz >they tell me i have feminine eyes >gay f------ start talking about bwc and s--- >they start calling me an attentionwhore for white men >tfw i get hard having unlimited and unsupervised internet access as a child harmed me in ways some would never imagine :/

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Anon hits the nail on the head | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.
: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.

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