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File: loser.jpg (8 KB, 194x259) Trolling spergs and india-nons Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)11:02:44 No.64670885 >bored out of my mind >get brillliant idea >boot up omegle >2/3 of users are bots >the rest are horny creeps who larp as teenagers >lots from india and the UK >start pretending i'm a girl >pretend to be in Uni >jump right to it and ask them for a weird favor >say that I'm starting an onlyfans >don't trust my guy friends >need honest feedback but need it anonymously >make up s-- story about all the minors and bots on omegle >they all take the bait >hesitantly agree but do it >say ill send via file.io (lets you download file once then deletes) >send pic related >they almost all disconnect immediately >kekistan_national_anthem.mp3
File: loser.jpg (8 KB, 194x259) Trolling spergs and india-nons Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)11:02:44 No.64670885 >bored out of my mind >get brillliant idea >boot up omegle >2/3 of users are bots >the rest are horny creeps who larp as teenagers >lots from india and the UK >start pretending i'm a girl >pretend to be in Uni >jump right to it and ask them for a weird favor >say that I'm starting an onlyfans >don't trust my guy friends >need honest feedback but need it anonymously >make up s-- story about all the minors and bots on omegle >they all take the bait >hesitantly agree but do it >say ill send via file.io (lets you download file once then deletes) >send pic related >they almost all disconnect immediately >kekistan_national_anthem.mp3

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Anon has a dream. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)12:59:04 No.64670239 Am I gay? >be me >be straight guy in a healthy relationship with girlfriend 2+ years >go to sleep (too tired) >dream >POV dream >Randomly invade my friends house after doing some random ass adventure I don't 5 KB JPG remember >Become cow with big ass t------ and big c--- >Force my friend to suck my big cow c--- >wake up What the f---? Am I gay now? What do I do? What has happend and why did this happen to me, I was normal up too now. 5 Replies View Thread Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)13:01:46 No.64670273 >>64670239 (OP) If you're on top it's not gay.
Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)12:59:04 No.64670239 Am I gay? >be me >be straight guy in a healthy relationship with girlfriend 2+ years >go to sleep (too tired) >dream >POV dream >Randomly invade my friends house after doing some random ass adventure I don't 5 KB JPG remember >Become cow with big ass t------ and big c--- >Force my friend to suck my big cow c--- >wake up What the f---? Am I gay now? What do I do? What has happend and why did this happen to me, I was normal up too now. 5 Replies View Thread Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)13:01:46 No.64670273 >>64670239 (OP) If you're on top it's not gay.

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Anon has low IQ | /r/Greentext

>be me >see some s--- about IQ and race >wonder what my IQ is >find online test >first question FUCKFUCKFUCKOHNIGGERFUCK >panic and close tab yeah im pretty sure my brain is smooth like a ham
>be me >see some s--- about IQ and race >wonder what my IQ is >find online test >first question FUCKFUCKFUCKOHNIGGERFUCK >panic and close tab yeah im pretty sure my brain is smooth like a ham

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An honorable man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:11:22 No.64663532 Ah are you super busy all the time? It's a packed schedule for sure at this unit. Uncle Sam likes to get his worth out of us, that's for sure. T AM HONORED YOU ARE TAKING THE TIME TO CHAT! iMessage Pay CEOBE7CB-D67A-46D5-AF45-DDFA01587269.jpg 255 KB JPG >girl I literally have not talked to in a decade (since high school) texts me out of the blue >we have a little back and forth about how we are doing, etc. >she hits me with this What the absolute f--- am I supposed to say to that? What does that mean?
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:11:22 No.64663532 Ah are you super busy all the time? It's a packed schedule for sure at this unit. Uncle Sam likes to get his worth out of us, that's for sure. T AM HONORED YOU ARE TAKING THE TIME TO CHAT! iMessage Pay CEOBE7CB-D67A-46D5-AF45-DDFA01587269.jpg 255 KB JPG >girl I literally have not talked to in a decade (since high school) texts me out of the blue >we have a little back and forth about how we are doing, etc. >she hits me with this What the absolute f--- am I supposed to say to that? What does that mean?

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anon is sad | /r/Greentext

File: download (3).jpg (90 KB, 750x1000) O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)13:28:33 No.859483961 [Reply] im drinking alone trying to drown myself with alcohol, s---- not good >failed 3 subjects >depression getting worse >huge burden to family >knee deep in debt what do, /b/ i don't want to end it all i want to see my parents smile and walk with me and be proud of me Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
File: download (3).jpg (90 KB, 750x1000) O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)13:28:33 No.859483961 [Reply] im drinking alone trying to drown myself with alcohol, s---- not good >failed 3 subjects >depression getting worse >huge burden to family >knee deep in debt what do, /b/ i don't want to end it all i want to see my parents smile and walk with me and be proud of me Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anon does not understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)08:16:07 No.859462701 we need a new /b/ >no p--- threads >no threads about how racist you are 20 KB PNG >no f------ p--- threads /b/ is so f------ bad rn
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)08:16:07 No.859462701 we need a new /b/ >no p--- threads >no threads about how racist you are 20 KB PNG >no f------ p--- threads /b/ is so f------ bad rn

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Anon deals with trauma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)20:32:40 No.64658544 >have terrible trauma from college where the swim team cornered me and made me j------- the team captain named Anton >things start getting better with therapy and self help >google "lead singer of The 15 KB PNG Bleachers"
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)20:32:40 No.64658544 >have terrible trauma from college where the swim team cornered me and made me j------- the team captain named Anton >things start getting better with therapy and self help >google "lead singer of The 15 KB PNG Bleachers"

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Am I my brother's lifter? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)07:05:00 No.64667483 This just happend >be me >closeted gay twink >have an older brother >total gymbro Hits the gym everyday >ask him if he can Lift me 8 KB JPG >he Lifts his little 54kg heavy brother >l have to giggle the entire time while he Lifts me >get a boner while he does it I am f----- Does he know now? 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)07:05:00 No.64667483 This just happend >be me >closeted gay twink >have an older brother >total gymbro Hits the gym everyday >ask him if he can Lift me 8 KB JPG >he Lifts his little 54kg heavy brother >l have to giggle the entire time while he Lifts me >get a boner while he does it I am f----- Does he know now? 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon knows the truth | /r/Greentext

File: 1379963650020.jpg-(25 KB, 949x711, elementary.jpg) Anonymous 09/23/13(Mon)21:14:10 UTC+2 No.507526530 Replie >A coconut has milk >A coconut has hair >A coconut has flesh Therefore a coconut is a Mammal Discuss. Anonymous 09/23/13(Mon)21:14:50 UTC+2 No.507526608 H Can't argue with that.
File: 1379963650020.jpg-(25 KB, 949x711, elementary.jpg) Anonymous 09/23/13(Mon)21:14:10 UTC+2 No.507526530 Replie >A coconut has milk >A coconut has hair >A coconut has flesh Therefore a coconut is a Mammal Discuss. Anonymous 09/23/13(Mon)21:14:50 UTC+2 No.507526608 H Can't argue with that.

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Begging for the brown | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why are men such submissive BU(...) 07/22/21(Thu)09:14:40 No.64668515 >be me >fembot on tinder >go on date with a moid >we meet up >he pays for the meal, gives me flowers, seems super eager to take me home A Daddy 261 KB JPG >we get back to his place >go to his room >he literally gets down on his knees and BEGS me to allow him to lick my a------ I swear men claiming to be "alpha chads" is the biggest cope on earth. Your entire sex is a bunch of submissive, buttlicking femdom F------.
: Anonymous why are men such submissive BU(...) 07/22/21(Thu)09:14:40 No.64668515 >be me >fembot on tinder >go on date with a moid >we meet up >he pays for the meal, gives me flowers, seems super eager to take me home A Daddy 261 KB JPG >we get back to his place >go to his room >he literally gets down on his knees and BEGS me to allow him to lick my a------ I swear men claiming to be "alpha chads" is the biggest cope on earth. Your entire sex is a bunch of submissive, buttlicking femdom F------.

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Anon gets Subway | /r/Greentext

> be on date with my girlfriend |> she's foreign > took a flight down here 8 KB JPG for winter > we're hanging out in the park > she has a wierd twitter addiction > won't stop tweeting > ask her to stop and have a normal conversation > she looks me in the eyes and sends a tweet > get p----- off and scream at her > leave > feel bad about the breakup > buy a sandwich from Subway to make it up to her > eat fresh > get back to park > she's still there tweeting > call her name > toss pieces of toasted bread on the ground > she leans over and eats them > my girlfriend's a bird
> be on date with my girlfriend |> she's foreign > took a flight down here 8 KB JPG for winter > we're hanging out in the park > she has a wierd twitter addiction > won't stop tweeting > ask her to stop and have a normal conversation > she looks me in the eyes and sends a tweet > get p----- off and scream at her > leave > feel bad about the breakup > buy a sandwich from Subway to make it up to her > eat fresh > get back to park > she's still there tweeting > call her name > toss pieces of toasted bread on the ground > she leans over and eats them > my girlfriend's a bird

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Anon reads manga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)16:53:21 No.225807849 >>225807724 # >l will NOT buy the volumes >l will NOT support the release >l will NOT donate to your patreon or whatever, wagecuck >I will NOT feel bad for your unhealthy lifestyle 30 KB JPG >I WILL complain about artwork >I WILL call your hard work s--- >I WILL harrass you for taking breaks >I WILL pirate everything >>225807913 # >>225808027 #
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)16:53:21 No.225807849 >>225807724 # >l will NOT buy the volumes >l will NOT support the release >l will NOT donate to your patreon or whatever, wagecuck >I will NOT feel bad for your unhealthy lifestyle 30 KB JPG >I WILL complain about artwork >I WILL call your hard work s--- >I WILL harrass you for taking breaks >I WILL pirate everything >>225807913 # >>225808027 #

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OP makes a good post | /r/Greentext

>be me >be training new guy at work >first shift training him he mentions he believes in the flat earth >begin to protest and try to point out the numerous holes in his 73 KB JPG logic >realize i am a wage-slave >realize he is also a wage-slave >realize what either of us believes in doesn't matter at all >he will never be in a profession that requires him to account for the earth not being flat >let him have his fantasy in peace if it makes being a wage-slave easier >get a little closer to divinity by not feeling the need to try and assert intellectual superiority over pointless topic : Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:13:57 No.29294396 >>29294362 (OP) # Nice. That's what I would call being comfortable with yourself. Disagreement doesn't matter when there's nothing at stake, and being comfortable enough to not require everyone to agree with 232 KB JPG you is mature. Sincerely good post, OP.
>be me >be training new guy at work >first shift training him he mentions he believes in the flat earth >begin to protest and try to point out the numerous holes in his 73 KB JPG logic >realize i am a wage-slave >realize he is also a wage-slave >realize what either of us believes in doesn't matter at all >he will never be in a profession that requires him to account for the earth not being flat >let him have his fantasy in peace if it makes being a wage-slave easier >get a little closer to divinity by not feeling the need to try and assert intellectual superiority over pointless topic : Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:13:57 No.29294396 >>29294362 (OP) # Nice. That's what I would call being comfortable with yourself. Disagreement doesn't matter when there's nothing at stake, and being comfortable enough to not require everyone to agree with 232 KB JPG you is mature. Sincerely good post, OP.

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Anon defends himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/19(Mon)03:30:02 No.42892771 Be me >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" 115 KB JPG >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet
: Anonymous 10/14/19(Mon)03:30:02 No.42892771 Be me >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" 115 KB JPG >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet

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Anon makes Mario jealous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)22:41:48 No.846579260 >Halloween 2016 >go to costume themed swingers party >dressed as Wario >a few hours in start talking to girl dressed as Princess Peach 89 KB PNG >she tells me 'lets make Mario jealous' >go to nearby Motel >get room >have odd RP sex >about to c-- >suddenly yell 'i'mma Wario, i'mma gunna c--!" >scream 'WWWAAHH!!!' While cuming >says it was the worst sex experience of her life Atleast i came tho
: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)22:41:48 No.846579260 >Halloween 2016 >go to costume themed swingers party >dressed as Wario >a few hours in start talking to girl dressed as Princess Peach 89 KB PNG >she tells me 'lets make Mario jealous' >go to nearby Motel >get room >have odd RP sex >about to c-- >suddenly yell 'i'mma Wario, i'mma gunna c--!" >scream 'WWWAAHH!!!' While cuming >says it was the worst sex experience of her life Atleast i came tho

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Be tolerant with others and strict with yourself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu)05:22:46 No.64666755 >at family gathering >cousins, cousins friends etc all there >they are all sitting around talking about their relationships >friend of cousin is talking about some relationship drama and 284 KB PNG asking for advice >my cousin looks to me >"anon you haven't said much, what do you think he should do?" >"i wouldn't know" >he looks puzzled >"what do you mean?" >"i have no experience with such things" >suddenly feels like hes become an interrogator >"you haven't had a girlfriend before?" >i shake my head "no" >he leans in further >"are you a virgin?" >"yeah" >he smirks >"why would you ever admit to that?" >i look around and see everyone in the group staring at me >"why would i lie about it?" >he pauses >"well..i don't know" >he pry's no further and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night family huh?
: Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu)05:22:46 No.64666755 >at family gathering >cousins, cousins friends etc all there >they are all sitting around talking about their relationships >friend of cousin is talking about some relationship drama and 284 KB PNG asking for advice >my cousin looks to me >"anon you haven't said much, what do you think he should do?" >"i wouldn't know" >he looks puzzled >"what do you mean?" >"i have no experience with such things" >suddenly feels like hes become an interrogator >"you haven't had a girlfriend before?" >i shake my head "no" >he leans in further >"are you a virgin?" >"yeah" >he smirks >"why would you ever admit to that?" >i look around and see everyone in the group staring at me >"why would i lie about it?" >he pauses >"well..i don't know" >he pry's no further and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night family huh?

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Xanny State | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:43:22 No.64663879 >took Xanax >became a chad >ended up talking to a girl who isnt fat or ugly >l just come out and tell her im a neet who makes money off crypto and does nothing all day >she sends me naked videos and 22 KB JPG pictures and asks me to come f--- I am living the rest of my life on Xanax or ill die trying
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:43:22 No.64663879 >took Xanax >became a chad >ended up talking to a girl who isnt fat or ugly >l just come out and tell her im a neet who makes money off crypto and does nothing all day >she sends me naked videos and 22 KB JPG pictures and asks me to come f--- I am living the rest of my life on Xanax or ill die trying

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Anon's Dad Is Proud

: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)12:51:39 No.46628877 FeelsGoodMan thread >be me yesterday >start working at the same company as my dad >dad shows me around his lab area and i meet some of his friends >try my best to not be i dont want to embarrass my dad since 192 KB PNG >think i did a pretty good job >had to get back to my part of the lab so i said by and started walking away >badge fell out of my pocket so i had to stop and pick it up once i left the room >overhear one of my dads friends say that my dad has a good son >dad says "Yea, hes grown into a fantastic man and im proud of him" I think i finally made it boys, never thought id see the day where my dad would be proud of who I was
: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)12:51:39 No.46628877 FeelsGoodMan thread >be me yesterday >start working at the same company as my dad >dad shows me around his lab area and i meet some of his friends >try my best to not be i dont want to embarrass my dad since 192 KB PNG >think i did a pretty good job >had to get back to my part of the lab so i said by and started walking away >badge fell out of my pocket so i had to stop and pick it up once i left the room >overhear one of my dads friends say that my dad has a good son >dad says "Yea, hes grown into a fantastic man and im proud of him" I think i finally made it boys, never thought id see the day where my dad would be proud of who I was

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