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Anonymous 141 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)11:11:57 No.79262664 Have the outward qualities of a nerd: >kyphosis >high hairline >super skinny and weak >cant even grow a full beard >feminine voice but have none of the advantages of a nerd: >not brilliantly autistic >below average intelligence >dont have any interest in STEM >have a hard time academically Im literally in hell
Anonymous 141 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)11:11:57 No.79262664 Have the outward qualities of a nerd: >kyphosis >high hairline >super skinny and weak >cant even grow a full beard >feminine voice but have none of the advantages of a nerd: >not brilliantly autistic >below average intelligence >dont have any interest in STEM >have a hard time academically Im literally in hell

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Doge Retribution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 22:13:57 No.204441455 IMG_1581.png 211 KB PNG >OH MY SCIENCE, DID YOU JUST KILL THE PUPPY I'VE HAD FOR 12 HOURS? MY WOOFY BOY? >I'M GOING TO KILL DOZENS OF YOU FOR THIS.
: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 22:13:57 No.204441455 IMG_1581.png 211 KB PNG >OH MY SCIENCE, DID YOU JUST KILL THE PUPPY I'VE HAD FOR 12 HOURS? MY WOOFY BOY? >I'M GOING TO KILL DOZENS OF YOU FOR THIS.

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Brought back to life only to die | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PAIN 10/27/24(Sun)15:01:13 No.79263913 >person messages me out of the blue asking "what's up" AGONY EVEN >I give them a life update SUFFERING, IF YOU WILL TORMENTING if you feel so inclined 45 KB JPG >ask how they're doing (that's what you're supposed to do right?) >sent 6 days ago ???? why are people like this? it's not even just the one friend, I asked another friend how they were doing and they straight up just ignored the question and only responded to everything else? does everyone i know want to ropemaxx or something?
Anonymous PAIN 10/27/24(Sun)15:01:13 No.79263913 >person messages me out of the blue asking "what's up" AGONY EVEN >I give them a life update SUFFERING, IF YOU WILL TORMENTING if you feel so inclined 45 KB JPG >ask how they're doing (that's what you're supposed to do right?) >sent 6 days ago ???? why are people like this? it's not even just the one friend, I asked another friend how they were doing and they straight up just ignored the question and only responded to everything else? does everyone i know want to ropemaxx or something?

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Joker 2 and it's consequences | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)14:33:52 No.146111119 >>146110641 # 033224.jpg 206 KB JPG >GET HIS F------ PLATES OFF
: Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)14:33:52 No.146111119 >>146110641 # 033224.jpg 206 KB JPG >GET HIS F------ PLATES OFF

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Anon questions religion | /r/Greentext

File: lgbt-muslims.jpg (138 KB, 1245x697) ALLAH #LOVES EQUALITY talking snakes was a metaphor ☐ Religion and Liberalism Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:54:57 No.17210626 ► >>1721 >we don't have to recite that part anymore >we don't have to have Mass in Latin anymore >we don't have to pay taxes and follow laws even though it says right here by JC himself >uhhhh divorce is okay because....the king said so... >uhhhh God decided that rich and greedy people CAN go to heaven >we have randomly decided that inviting in violent immigrants is fine >we have decided that men CAN be women >uh...it turns out the part about >oh and these are all metaphors....for what? uhhhh sh-shut up >we have randomly decided that faggotry is okay So how long before religions are warped into something completely alien than what they are now?
File: lgbt-muslims.jpg (138 KB, 1245x697) ALLAH #LOVES EQUALITY talking snakes was a metaphor ☐ Religion and Liberalism Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:54:57 No.17210626 ► >>1721 >we don't have to recite that part anymore >we don't have to have Mass in Latin anymore >we don't have to pay taxes and follow laws even though it says right here by JC himself >uhhhh divorce is okay because....the king said so... >uhhhh God decided that rich and greedy people CAN go to heaven >we have randomly decided that inviting in violent immigrants is fine >we have decided that men CAN be women >uh...it turns out the part about >oh and these are all metaphors....for what? uhhhh sh-shut up >we have randomly decided that faggotry is okay So how long before religions are warped into something completely alien than what they are now?

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High-street to Hell | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.

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Anon might not like daughters | /r/Greentext

File: 1438622535011.jpg (143 KB, 1440x810) Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)21:28:26 No.272515283 [Reply] I wish Hotaru was my daughter. +34 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)23:30:34 No.272518653 >>272516209 >>272518745 Is raising a daugher the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
File: 1438622535011.jpg (143 KB, 1440x810) Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)21:28:26 No.272515283 [Reply] I wish Hotaru was my daughter. +34 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)23:30:34 No.272518653 >>272516209 >>272518745 Is raising a daugher the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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Damnation is on your lips | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)01:14:13 No.79257940 >You invest time into a girl to get to know her etc. >After some time you finally see her vagina >It is a gross purplish brown roastie instead of a beautiful pink innie How do you make sure the girl you are taking with has a innie and not some blown out roastie? You can not even be sure about that if she is a virgin but I chances are higher I think. >inb4 no all vaginas are beautiful!!! Sure thing simp, and microdicks and saggy balls are also good looking to women, yeah yeah man, don't delude yourself.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)01:14:13 No.79257940 >You invest time into a girl to get to know her etc. >After some time you finally see her vagina >It is a gross purplish brown roastie instead of a beautiful pink innie How do you make sure the girl you are taking with has a innie and not some blown out roastie? You can not even be sure about that if she is a virgin but I chances are higher I think. >inb4 no all vaginas are beautiful!!! Sure thing simp, and microdicks and saggy balls are also good looking to women, yeah yeah man, don't delude yourself.

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Children of sorrow | /r/Greentext

10/26/24(Sat) 13:28:04 No.79252599 Anonymous Wall >open comments 90 KB JPG >open youtube shorts >every single f------ time >"bro is WILD" AA >"blud got VIOLATED" >"we... with this one" >"bros aura is MAX" I'm not even gonna talk about TikTok. "Dead Internet Theory" my ass, internet has became overpopulated and it resulted in internet being average IQ and full of kids
10/26/24(Sat) 13:28:04 No.79252599 Anonymous Wall >open comments 90 KB JPG >open youtube shorts >every single f------ time >"bro is WILD" AA >"blud got VIOLATED" >"we... with this one" >"bros aura is MAX" I'm not even gonna talk about TikTok. "Dead Internet Theory" my ass, internet has became overpopulated and it resulted in internet being average IQ and full of kids

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Hello again friend of a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 161 KB PNG 10/27/24(Sun)00:28:19 No.79257545 >Be me >Sitting in lunchroom at work >Decent qt 3.14 alternative girl walks in >Looks at my tattoos and compliments me on them >Tells me she works in the salon in another part of my work and that | should come let her cut my hair sometime >Don't realize she's flirting with me cause I'm a f------ idiot >A week later >See her in the lunch room again and she sits down at my table and talks to me, ends up giving me her snapchat >Talk with her on snap for a while and she ends up asking me out on a date for a few days later >FUCKYES.ALLOFMYFUCKINGWHAT >Tell my friends about it and everything >FFW a day or two, I get a snap from her >"Sorry if this is kinda random, but I have to ask. What are your political values?" >I know this bitch is probably a dumb ass f------ liberal, so I can't straight up tell her I'm ultra right wing >"Uh, well, actually I'm not voting. I don't hold faith in the political system and feel as if it's extremely corrupt and my vote doesn't matter." >Gives me some bleeding heart liberal b------- about how my vote DOES matter Yada Yada >Wake up this morning the day of the date >Open a snapchat from her >"Sorry, anon. I think we are just extremely politically different and I don't think it's a good idea for us to meet today. I hope you can understand." I literally tried to remain as political neutral as possible so I could meet up with this bitch. I f------ hate women so god damn much.
: Anonymous 161 KB PNG 10/27/24(Sun)00:28:19 No.79257545 >Be me >Sitting in lunchroom at work >Decent qt 3.14 alternative girl walks in >Looks at my tattoos and compliments me on them >Tells me she works in the salon in another part of my work and that | should come let her cut my hair sometime >Don't realize she's flirting with me cause I'm a f------ idiot >A week later >See her in the lunch room again and she sits down at my table and talks to me, ends up giving me her snapchat >Talk with her on snap for a while and she ends up asking me out on a date for a few days later >FUCKYES.ALLOFMYFUCKINGWHAT >Tell my friends about it and everything >FFW a day or two, I get a snap from her >"Sorry if this is kinda random, but I have to ask. What are your political values?" >I know this bitch is probably a dumb ass f------ liberal, so I can't straight up tell her I'm ultra right wing >"Uh, well, actually I'm not voting. I don't hold faith in the political system and feel as if it's extremely corrupt and my vote doesn't matter." >Gives me some bleeding heart liberal b------- about how my vote DOES matter Yada Yada >Wake up this morning the day of the date >Open a snapchat from her >"Sorry, anon. I think we are just extremely politically different and I don't think it's a good idea for us to meet today. I hope you can understand." I literally tried to remain as political neutral as possible so I could meet up with this bitch. I f------ hate women so god damn much.

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Anon hates modern gaming | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)18:26:27 No.692850221 GVV91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 114 KB JPG >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! Anonymous 54 KB JPG >>692850451 # 10/25/24(Fri)18:27:33 No.692850318 >>692850221 (OP) # >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!
Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)18:26:27 No.692850221 GVV91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 114 KB JPG >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! Anonymous 54 KB JPG >>692850451 # 10/25/24(Fri)18:27:33 No.692850318 >>692850221 (OP) # >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!

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Tribal War | /r/Greentext

Board /int/ - International Anonymous Wouldn't Stand a Chance ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/26/24(Sat)19:19:58 No.203877963 MERCEDES POWER! WE'RE SO BAD AT THESE "I'd Be Screwed American Reacts to (Roma) 13Cows - 1 day ago I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT Scandinavian Traffic Flow on Roundabouts American Reacts to The UK's 'Magic NEXT LEVEL Compared to The USA. THIS LOOKS ABSOLUTELY WILD! Home Hugh 100 views 4 days ago American Reacts to Messe Sonradan BIG EUROPEAN Lol W--! CDRINK HAUM American Rest (European House Quality) BK-5 day g 1256 American VS The Craziest Roundabout in Europe-Arc de Triomphe "American Reacts ! American Tries Interesting Drinks From American Reacts to Oran 899 KB PNG >Be american >Find out that the rest of the world has the same s--- as your country >"WOW! Such a culture shock!" >"Who wouldve thought that europe also has cars?!?" >"OMG, a HIGHWAY? IN UROP?!?!!" >"I didn't know they had department stores" >"I didn't know they had shopping malls" >"What a culture shocker! AutoGrill? IN EUROPE??!!" >"Ooooh, a supermarket where people buy food" >"I always thought they took the train to the farmers market to buy organic soybeans" >"Did you know that they have a bathroom downstairs, and upstairs?" >"In their *Checks notes* HOUSE?" "Made of mother f------ CONCRETE?" I mean, yeah n----. Welcome to the world. Nothing against Americans or anything, I mean really, I am making this post using American software and a US keyboard. It is just amusing to me that the smallest difference counts as a shock to American people. FYI for any Americans reading this, here's a real cultural shock for you. Today, I drove my SUV, with an automatic transmission to the McDonalds drive through, ordered a large double quarter pounder meal and paid with an American express credit card. I also have some very strong opinions on US politics. You could say I'm more American than you.
Board /int/ - International Anonymous Wouldn't Stand a Chance ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/26/24(Sat)19:19:58 No.203877963 MERCEDES POWER! WE'RE SO BAD AT THESE "I'd Be Screwed American Reacts to (Roma) 13Cows - 1 day ago I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT Scandinavian Traffic Flow on Roundabouts American Reacts to The UK's 'Magic NEXT LEVEL Compared to The USA. THIS LOOKS ABSOLUTELY WILD! Home Hugh 100 views 4 days ago American Reacts to Messe Sonradan BIG EUROPEAN Lol W--! CDRINK HAUM American Rest (European House Quality) BK-5 day g 1256 American VS The Craziest Roundabout in Europe-Arc de Triomphe "American Reacts ! American Tries Interesting Drinks From American Reacts to Oran 899 KB PNG >Be american >Find out that the rest of the world has the same s--- as your country >"WOW! Such a culture shock!" >"Who wouldve thought that europe also has cars?!?" >"OMG, a HIGHWAY? IN UROP?!?!!" >"I didn't know they had department stores" >"I didn't know they had shopping malls" >"What a culture shocker! AutoGrill? IN EUROPE??!!" >"Ooooh, a supermarket where people buy food" >"I always thought they took the train to the farmers market to buy organic soybeans" >"Did you know that they have a bathroom downstairs, and upstairs?" >"In their *Checks notes* HOUSE?" "Made of mother f------ CONCRETE?" I mean, yeah n----. Welcome to the world. Nothing against Americans or anything, I mean really, I am making this post using American software and a US keyboard. It is just amusing to me that the smallest difference counts as a shock to American people. FYI for any Americans reading this, here's a real cultural shock for you. Today, I drove my SUV, with an automatic transmission to the McDonalds drive through, ordered a large double quarter pounder meal and paid with an American express credit card. I also have some very strong opinions on US politics. You could say I'm more American than you.

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Nemo in wonderland | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/24(Sat) 18:44:50 No.79254549 >everyone is rich >everyone is young and university educated >everyone comes from a functional family and already have money and comfort >everyone already made it and are rich >all women already made millions from of >you are now old and have not achieved millions and are way behind everyone in genetical terms and money terms >mfw can you do anything but be full of anxiety and seethe and stress at this point in time? rise and grind, sirs.
Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/24(Sat) 18:44:50 No.79254549 >everyone is rich >everyone is young and university educated >everyone comes from a functional family and already have money and comfort >everyone already made it and are rich >all women already made millions from of >you are now old and have not achieved millions and are way behind everyone in genetical terms and money terms >mfw can you do anything but be full of anxiety and seethe and stress at this point in time? rise and grind, sirs.

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The road to disappointment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous SOBS CRIES VIOLENTLY 10/26/24(Sat) 19:43:29 No.79254975 THROWS MYSELF ON THE FLOOR IN >be miserable ANGUISH PUKES A LITTLE GAGS FROM CRYING SO HARD 1.61 MB PNG >finally get hope for change >something makes me feel bad again then i start remembering all my flaws and mistakes >i feel miserable and hopeless again
Anonymous SOBS CRIES VIOLENTLY 10/26/24(Sat) 19:43:29 No.79254975 THROWS MYSELF ON THE FLOOR IN >be miserable ANGUISH PUKES A LITTLE GAGS FROM CRYING SO HARD 1.61 MB PNG >finally get hope for change >something makes me feel bad again then i start remembering all my flaws and mistakes >i feel miserable and hopeless again

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What went wrong? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous SERIES IX % XBOX 10/12/24(Sat) 19:55:43 No.691651680 4K 120 FPS 2 TB SSD d12cd3b8-3880-4dd4-8fe5-dc072a7904f0.png >better design than PS5 >better hardware >better UI >no f------ games pain 384 KB PNG
Anonymous SERIES IX % XBOX 10/12/24(Sat) 19:55:43 No.691651680 4K 120 FPS 2 TB SSD d12cd3b8-3880-4dd4-8fe5-dc072a7904f0.png >better design than PS5 >better hardware >better UI >no f------ games pain 384 KB PNG

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The Elon Musk Debate | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)21:19:15 No.28064918 E AMERICA AT AGAIN Cusk.png 115 KB PNG >Just buy my overpriced garbage while I get high and shitpost on Twitter bro ⠀ Anonymous >>28064918 (OP) # 10/26/24(Sat)01:24:55 No.28065355 the fact that this guy actually gets s--- done makes him better than almost everyone else on the planet
⠀ Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)21:19:15 No.28064918 E AMERICA AT AGAIN Cusk.png 115 KB PNG >Just buy my overpriced garbage while I get high and shitpost on Twitter bro ⠀ Anonymous >>28064918 (OP) # 10/26/24(Sat)01:24:55 No.28065355 the fact that this guy actually gets s--- done makes him better than almost everyone else on the planet

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Recruit difficulty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous B06 zombies is s--- 333 KB PNG 10/26/24(Sat) 16:13:27 No.692919891 > You have armor so you get downed by 15 hits instead of 2. Getting Max Armor is a common occurence. > Ammo stashes all over the place. You can just buy ammo for any gun when you run out. > Objective markers holding your hand throughout the entire "easter egg". Constant yapping. > You can choose any weapon to spawn in with. > Healthbars over the zombies?? > Hitmarkers and damage numbers. > Warzone UI. > If you down once you get to self revive without having to buy quick revive. > No real challenge until round 30. Mindnumbing gameplay experience. > People call it the best zombies experience to date. : Anonymous I paid 80€ for this. :( 10/26/24(Sat) 16:15:39 No.692920016
: Anonymous B06 zombies is s--- 333 KB PNG 10/26/24(Sat) 16:13:27 No.692919891 > You have armor so you get downed by 15 hits instead of 2. Getting Max Armor is a common occurence. > Ammo stashes all over the place. You can just buy ammo for any gun when you run out. > Objective markers holding your hand throughout the entire "easter egg". Constant yapping. > You can choose any weapon to spawn in with. > Healthbars over the zombies?? > Hitmarkers and damage numbers. > Warzone UI. > If you down once you get to self revive without having to buy quick revive. > No real challenge until round 30. Mindnumbing gameplay experience. > People call it the best zombies experience to date. : Anonymous I paid 80€ for this. :( 10/26/24(Sat) 16:15:39 No.692920016

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Space bugs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "alien space bug" factions are(...) TYRANIDS 10/24/24(Thu)00:28:52 No.94232749 ZERG XENOMORPHS bioslop.jpg 115 KB JPG They're a rapidly evolving highly adaptable hivemind super organism that consumes planets of biomass! They're like super intelligent space locusts! >okay, what do they evolve into? Uhh, big bugs, big lobsters, big spiders, big bugs... >what do they do with all that brain power? Well, they mostly just... keep eating stuff. 306 Replies/29 Images View Thread
Anonymous "alien space bug" factions are(...) TYRANIDS 10/24/24(Thu)00:28:52 No.94232749 ZERG XENOMORPHS bioslop.jpg 115 KB JPG They're a rapidly evolving highly adaptable hivemind super organism that consumes planets of biomass! They're like super intelligent space locusts! >okay, what do they evolve into? Uhh, big bugs, big lobsters, big spiders, big bugs... >what do they do with all that brain power? Well, they mostly just... keep eating stuff. 306 Replies/29 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)22:40:38 No.31641493 1A8A2E42-6BBF-4170-89D7-DD34C7C1F5F5.png 338 KB PNG >be me >24 y.o. wagie >live with a 20 years old sister who goes to university >rent an apartment >parents chip in for her I agreed to this because I thought she will surely quickly find some bf and f--- off, but it's been 2 years and she is still here. How do I explain to her that girls her age should find some boyfriend at this point? It's really annoying, she keeps trying to talk with me after work, while I just want to play vidya, keeps using my towel, keeps asking to brush her hair after bath and keeps sleeping on my bed when I'm not home because that's the only room with AC. Like what the hell.
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)22:40:38 No.31641493 1A8A2E42-6BBF-4170-89D7-DD34C7C1F5F5.png 338 KB PNG >be me >24 y.o. wagie >live with a 20 years old sister who goes to university >rent an apartment >parents chip in for her I agreed to this because I thought she will surely quickly find some bf and f--- off, but it's been 2 years and she is still here. How do I explain to her that girls her age should find some boyfriend at this point? It's really annoying, she keeps trying to talk with me after work, while I just want to play vidya, keeps using my towel, keeps asking to brush her hair after bath and keeps sleeping on my bed when I'm not home because that's the only room with AC. Like what the hell.

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: Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)14:50:51 No.17159538 POLICE DEPT. DES PLAINES, ILL. 78-462.1.2-2.1--78 John Wayne Gacy_1978_mugshot.jpg 314 KB JPG >read about 1950s crime cases >murder is mostly a clean kill >read about 1970+ crime cases ie. after p--- was legalized >murder involves torture, prolonged captivity, mutilation, a--- sex, etc >yfw
: Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)14:50:51 No.17159538 POLICE DEPT. DES PLAINES, ILL. 78-462.1.2-2.1--78 John Wayne Gacy_1978_mugshot.jpg 314 KB JPG >read about 1950s crime cases >murder is mostly a clean kill >read about 1970+ crime cases ie. after p--- was legalized >murder involves torture, prolonged captivity, mutilation, a--- sex, etc >yfw

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