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Anon doesn't like Elon Musk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /D54GOly ) E 11/14/21(Sun)20:15:07 No.347607723 >>347606096 (OP) # >be Elon >born into wealth with apartheid money >be autistic and into robots 1.25 MB GIF >set up a company with a loan from your family and friends >tell the US govt you have a factory making electric cars and ask subsidies >use govt money to hire actual engineers to work for you >take credit and shitpost on twitter Just take take take, huh Elon? >>347607984 # >>347609446 # >>347611413 # >>347612365 #
: Anonymous (ID: /D54GOly ) E 11/14/21(Sun)20:15:07 No.347607723 >>347606096 (OP) # >be Elon >born into wealth with apartheid money >be autistic and into robots 1.25 MB GIF >set up a company with a loan from your family and friends >tell the US govt you have a factory making electric cars and ask subsidies >use govt money to hire actual engineers to work for you >take credit and shitpost on twitter Just take take take, huh Elon? >>347607984 # >>347609446 # >>347611413 # >>347612365 #

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Anon has a bad friend | /r/Greentext

File: Why.jpg (120 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)19:48:05 No.866720531 >Вe me >Caucasian >Have Asian friend >Go to college >8 months in >Friend stops talking to me >Ask friend through text if he wants to hang out >He says yes >one day later >Go to coffee shop >Sit down at the table >Friend walks up and pours coffee on me >Calls me an oppressor >Leaves I just wanted to hang out.
File: Why.jpg (120 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)19:48:05 No.866720531 >Вe me >Caucasian >Have Asian friend >Go to college >8 months in >Friend stops talking to me >Ask friend through text if he wants to hang out >He says yes >one day later >Go to coffee shop >Sit down at the table >Friend walks up and pours coffee on me >Calls me an oppressor >Leaves I just wanted to hang out.

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Anon had a great dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was la good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you. •..
Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was la good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you. •..

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Anon is Jewish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:53:57 No.858813752 >be Jewish >have money >no job >no friends >Kissless virgin >live with parents in a rented house >family is mostly poor 216 KB PNG >Go on 4chan >Everyone tells me that Jews run the banks, the media, and the government and managed to trick the world >Suddenly feel better about myself Thanks for helping me gain confidence /b/
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:53:57 No.858813752 >be Jewish >have money >no job >no friends >Kissless virgin >live with parents in a rented house >family is mostly poor 216 KB PNG >Go on 4chan >Everyone tells me that Jews run the banks, the media, and the government and managed to trick the world >Suddenly feel better about myself Thanks for helping me gain confidence /b/

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Anon is on trial | /r/Greentext

Screenshot 2021-11-10 111126.png 503 KB PNG Mr. Rittenhouse, you're familiar with Call of Duty, correct? Did you realize you were two kills away from being able to call in an airstrike? Are you aware of the destruction you would have wrought upon Kenosha?
Screenshot 2021-11-10 111126.png 503 KB PNG Mr. Rittenhouse, you're familiar with Call of Duty, correct? Did you realize you were two kills away from being able to call in an airstrike? Are you aware of the destruction you would have wrought upon Kenosha?

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Anon likes peanuts | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)00:59:14 No.5177852 >>5178422 >>5177893 >>5178032 >random people will die from eating a tiny amount of certain nuts because...because they just will, ok?!? Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)01:01:33 No.5177868 >>5177893 >>5178032 File: 1629845357095.png (60 KB, 395x388) >>5177877 >>5177888 >Actually, Mr. God, didja know peanuts aren't nuts? As a matter of fact, they're legumes!
O Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)00:59:14 No.5177852 >>5178422 >>5177893 >>5178032 >random people will die from eating a tiny amount of certain nuts because...because they just will, ok?!? Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)01:01:33 No.5177868 >>5177893 >>5178032 File: 1629845357095.png (60 KB, 395x388) >>5177877 >>5177888 >Actually, Mr. God, didja know peanuts aren't nuts? As a matter of fact, they're legumes!

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Anon goes out on a date | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes a decision | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)06:04:35 No.66153529 >Be me, Incel back in 2020 >Can't get gf or anything >Whatever l'll just be the gf and get a bf >Order HRT(Estrogen) from online pharmacy and self medicate > Almost 1 year on HRT already > Experience some of the effects, female fat redistribution, softer skin, breast/hip 2191 OGINO 186 KB JPG growth. > Wearing T shirt in my room (but live with my parents), father come in at my room and stares at my chest, he comes closer and then suddenly touches my chest. >He asks my "why the f--- do you have breasts" >l panic and yell that I don't know, pushing him out of the room and locked my door Look like its over robots, I'm gonna be disowned and kicked out soon. It was a good run I guess. 134 Replies / 14 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)14:33:53 No.66157914 >>66153529 (OP) # let's see this breasts
: Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)06:04:35 No.66153529 >Be me, Incel back in 2020 >Can't get gf or anything >Whatever l'll just be the gf and get a bf >Order HRT(Estrogen) from online pharmacy and self medicate > Almost 1 year on HRT already > Experience some of the effects, female fat redistribution, softer skin, breast/hip 2191 OGINO 186 KB JPG growth. > Wearing T shirt in my room (but live with my parents), father come in at my room and stares at my chest, he comes closer and then suddenly touches my chest. >He asks my "why the f--- do you have breasts" >l panic and yell that I don't know, pushing him out of the room and locked my door Look like its over robots, I'm gonna be disowned and kicked out soon. It was a good run I guess. 134 Replies / 14 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)14:33:53 No.66157914 >>66153529 (OP) # let's see this breasts

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Anon gets a visit from the Candyman | /r/Greentext

>Liked to sleep on couch as kid >Wake up around 4AM one morning >Raining >Can't go back to sleep 11 KB JPG >Decide to look out living room window >Crackscurtain.exe >Nothing there >Just still and dark >See large shadowy figure slowly walking past my front fence >Can make out long coat and wide brim hat >Not much else >Suddenly stops dead >Turns and looks straight at me >Immediately duck down >Tell myself if I wait a full 5 minutes he'll be gone >Count down on wall clock >Slowly raise head back up to window >Peer through crack >He's still there >Hadn't moved an inch >Stands over my front fence >Starts walking toward my f------ front door >Try to run to parents room >Can't >Try to scream >Can't >Literally so terrified it's like I have f------ Rigor mortis >Fall backwards off couch >Impact loosens me back up >Run into parents room screaming >Maniacincoming.mp3 >Dad grabs baseball bat >Beelines out front door >Mom and I follow >Nothing there >Just still and dark >Look around >No footprints >Nothing >Start to think I was dreaming >Until I spot the wide brimmed hat >Sitting on the dew covered ground
>Liked to sleep on couch as kid >Wake up around 4AM one morning >Raining >Can't go back to sleep 11 KB JPG >Decide to look out living room window >Crackscurtain.exe >Nothing there >Just still and dark >See large shadowy figure slowly walking past my front fence >Can make out long coat and wide brim hat >Not much else >Suddenly stops dead >Turns and looks straight at me >Immediately duck down >Tell myself if I wait a full 5 minutes he'll be gone >Count down on wall clock >Slowly raise head back up to window >Peer through crack >He's still there >Hadn't moved an inch >Stands over my front fence >Starts walking toward my f------ front door >Try to run to parents room >Can't >Try to scream >Can't >Literally so terrified it's like I have f------ Rigor mortis >Fall backwards off couch >Impact loosens me back up >Run into parents room screaming >Maniacincoming.mp3 >Dad grabs baseball bat >Beelines out front door >Mom and I follow >Nothing there >Just still and dark >Look around >No footprints >Nothing >Start to think I was dreaming >Until I spot the wide brimmed hat >Sitting on the dew covered ground

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Anon impresses his classmate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/19(Thu)23:46:03 No.803832434 >be me >at the gym >see 8.5/10 qt from my school >try to make small talk with her while I do 5kg bicep curls >decide to be even more of a 41 KB JPG chad and show off >l grab a pair of 25kg weights >"wow anon 25kgs is a lot, are you sure that's safe?" >it's showtime.jpg >l curl the weight and tear my bicep open >probably won't be able to go back to gym for at least a year
: Anonymous 07/04/19(Thu)23:46:03 No.803832434 >be me >at the gym >see 8.5/10 qt from my school >try to make small talk with her while I do 5kg bicep curls >decide to be even more of a 41 KB JPG chad and show off >l grab a pair of 25kg weights >"wow anon 25kgs is a lot, are you sure that's safe?" >it's showtime.jpg >l curl the weight and tear my bicep open >probably won't be able to go back to gym for at least a year

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Senior League | /r/Greentext

File: 1625185350042.jpg (40 KB, 750x739) Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)12:20:00 No.66157763 [Reply] >>66157915 >>66157928 >>66157964 >old ladies always say i'm handsome, say i remind them of their husband when he was young, say they wish their daughters would date a guy like me >literally ZERO attention from any women my age or younger, ZERO matches on dating sites was i literally born in the wrong generation? are they calling me a boomer? O Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)12:26:01 No.66157825 no they're just lying
File: 1625185350042.jpg (40 KB, 750x739) Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)12:20:00 No.66157763 [Reply] >>66157915 >>66157928 >>66157964 >old ladies always say i'm handsome, say i remind them of their husband when he was young, say they wish their daughters would date a guy like me >literally ZERO attention from any women my age or younger, ZERO matches on dating sites was i literally born in the wrong generation? are they calling me a boomer? O Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)12:26:01 No.66157825 no they're just lying

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Anon browses Tor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)17:40:15 No.866682553 >>866682300 # >download tor >not indexed, no search engine >look around on ddg >eventually come across "onion index" site >forums, markets, hacking, typical >see "p---" section >click, see a few naked teens >getting uneasy but nothing too serious >see a chatroom, "princess" something >looks innocent, expect to just find edgy p--- s--- >login and click a few links >mostly teens, a few younger sprinkled in >just naked kids, pretty tame, although im fairly revolted at this point >click gif link >man lying on a bed, full frontal, r----- a dead or unconscious baby >freeze in horror >uninstall tor and barely sleep the next 34 hours >>866682679 # >>866683041 # : Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)17:44:51 No.866682679 >>866682553 # You are now officially a p---, and honorbound to remove yourself from existence.
: Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)17:40:15 No.866682553 >>866682300 # >download tor >not indexed, no search engine >look around on ddg >eventually come across "onion index" site >forums, markets, hacking, typical >see "p---" section >click, see a few naked teens >getting uneasy but nothing too serious >see a chatroom, "princess" something >looks innocent, expect to just find edgy p--- s--- >login and click a few links >mostly teens, a few younger sprinkled in >just naked kids, pretty tame, although im fairly revolted at this point >click gif link >man lying on a bed, full frontal, r----- a dead or unconscious baby >freeze in horror >uninstall tor and barely sleep the next 34 hours >>866682679 # >>866683041 # : Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)17:44:51 No.866682679 >>866682553 # You are now officially a p---, and honorbound to remove yourself from existence.

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Anon wants to be left alone | /r/Greentext

2h · 53075044·3 Replies 6 Re 1 Img JPG 30KB (660 x 574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone
2h · 53075044·3 Replies 6 Re 1 Img JPG 30KB (660 x 574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

>Be me, around 12 >Dad took my Playstation for some b------- reason >snoop in his room while he's out >find it and his p--- stash >luckyme.jpeg >lts all chick's with d---- >mfw i realise my dad likes 7 KB PNG trannies
>Be me, around 12 >Dad took my Playstation for some b------- reason >snoop in his room while he's out >find it and his p--- stash >luckyme.jpeg >lts all chick's with d---- >mfw i realise my dad likes 7 KB PNG trannies

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Anon has a perfect gril fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/18(Thu)20:42:26 No.48385937 >finally get my first gf >everythings good for a week >cuddling on the couch watching a movie >go into the other room to get 7 KB JPG some food >here a faint fart noise from the other room >she f------ farted >wait for her to go home then text her that im breaking up with her i cant f------ believe that this entire time i wanted a gf and i never even thought about the reality that they fart and s---. how f------ disgusting. i thought i was in love with her and as soon as i heard her fart i no longer wanted her in my life. where can i buy one of those robot f--- toys? i need something that doesnt have a digestive system. 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 09/27/18(Thu)20:42:26 No.48385937 >finally get my first gf >everythings good for a week >cuddling on the couch watching a movie >go into the other room to get 7 KB JPG some food >here a faint fart noise from the other room >she f------ farted >wait for her to go home then text her that im breaking up with her i cant f------ believe that this entire time i wanted a gf and i never even thought about the reality that they fart and s---. how f------ disgusting. i thought i was in love with her and as soon as i heard her fart i no longer wanted her in my life. where can i buy one of those robot f--- toys? i need something that doesnt have a digestive system. 2 Replies View Thread

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God trolled Anon big time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)21:14:04 No.842264200 >be me >retard >never done drugs once in my life >friends and family all think I smoke weed every day >boss also thinks I show 27 KB PNG up high to work >nobody believes me when I tell them l'm just f------ stupid >mfw View Thread
: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)21:14:04 No.842264200 >be me >retard >never done drugs once in my life >friends and family all think I smoke weed every day >boss also thinks I show 27 KB PNG up high to work >nobody believes me when I tell them l'm just f------ stupid >mfw View Thread

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Anon is scared | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)06:57:57 No.852999337 >be me 8 years ago >12 year old kid >didn't finish my f------ dinner >dad yells at me to throw the leftovers in the compost pit >Ohshit.png >Beg my brother to go along with 9 KB JPG me >Mf left me halfway >F--- it. Marches on alone >"Anon" some f----- whispers in my ear >Turn 180° degress with full force swinging my plate ready to f--- up that mf >Not a soul in sight >Mfw when no one was there >Traumatized I'm scared bros. : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)07:00:31 No.852999441 >>852999337(OP)_# You big ol p----. Whats a ghost gonna do, whisper at you more? >>853001397 #
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)06:57:57 No.852999337 >be me 8 years ago >12 year old kid >didn't finish my f------ dinner >dad yells at me to throw the leftovers in the compost pit >Ohshit.png >Beg my brother to go along with 9 KB JPG me >Mf left me halfway >F--- it. Marches on alone >"Anon" some f----- whispers in my ear >Turn 180° degress with full force swinging my plate ready to f--- up that mf >Not a soul in sight >Mfw when no one was there >Traumatized I'm scared bros. : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)07:00:31 No.852999441 >>852999337(OP)_# You big ol p----. Whats a ghost gonna do, whisper at you more? >>853001397 #

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irgin changes sides | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 543509053 2 sa. önce .. >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLİES 6 İMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 543509053 2 sa. önce .. >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLİES 6 İMAGES REPLY

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Anon rekt urinal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Get rekt 12/20/19(Fri)15:08:48 No.55885170 >be me >at a public bathroom cause pee >use a urinal like a Chad I am >see a note scribbled on a piece of paper above it >"please don't throw paper in the urinals, we have to clean it and it's very hard :)" 117 KB JPG >s--- in the urinal No wagie tells me what to do
: Anonymous Get rekt 12/20/19(Fri)15:08:48 No.55885170 >be me >at a public bathroom cause pee >use a urinal like a Chad I am >see a note scribbled on a piece of paper above it >"please don't throw paper in the urinals, we have to clean it and it's very hard :)" 117 KB JPG >s--- in the urinal No wagie tells me what to do

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