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: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck in ukko >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you
: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck in ukko >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you

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Anon rewrites GOT | /r/Greentext

OAnonymous 04/20/19(Satj01:07:41 No.113177236 - >113177416 >>113177469 >>113177525 >11317759 >113178242 >113178316 >>113178330 113178374 >>113178602 113178062 >113179470 113179955 Game-olhrones-jaime-lanLeng a (89 KB, 640x360) >final battle of humanity vs the dead >Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Jaime and Brienne >white walker stabs Brienne with her own sword, she lays on the ground dying >cut to young Jaime kneeling, with Aerys Targaryean saying "In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.." >Jaime kills the ww, and after a brief moment of grief, draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame >cut to Aerys: "Do you swear to defend the innocent and the helpless, in the name of the Seven?" "I swear it" >audio of Jaime and Brienne's parting plays as Jaime looks around >"They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?" >Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target >"Õathkeeper." >Jaime steps in between them, laughing somberly >"Do you know what they call me?" >as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing: >"Kingslayer. Kingslayer! KINGSLAYER!"
OAnonymous 04/20/19(Satj01:07:41 No.113177236 - >113177416 >>113177469 >>113177525 >11317759 >113178242 >113178316 >>113178330 113178374 >>113178602 113178062 >113179470 113179955 Game-olhrones-jaime-lanLeng a (89 KB, 640x360) >final battle of humanity vs the dead >Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Jaime and Brienne >white walker stabs Brienne with her own sword, she lays on the ground dying >cut to young Jaime kneeling, with Aerys Targaryean saying "In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.." >Jaime kills the ww, and after a brief moment of grief, draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame >cut to Aerys: "Do you swear to defend the innocent and the helpless, in the name of the Seven?" "I swear it" >audio of Jaime and Brienne's parting plays as Jaime looks around >"They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?" >Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target >"Õathkeeper." >Jaime steps in between them, laughing somberly >"Do you know what they call me?" >as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing: >"Kingslayer. Kingslayer! KINGSLAYER!"

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Anon follow the news | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)20:21:38 No.964313 >>964241 How does this make you feel? >Kyle Rittenhouse exonerated >exonerated on International Men's Day >on the same day Biden gets sodomized in the ass
Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)20:21:38 No.964313 >>964241 How does this make you feel? >Kyle Rittenhouse exonerated >exonerated on International Men's Day >on the same day Biden gets sodomized in the ass

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Anon hangs out with his Dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/21(Thu)11:39:46 No.848796647 >be me >19 >strained relationship with dad, he had short temper and I was stubborn > hangs out with him for the day as my car gets fixed 76 KB JPG >talks to me about childhood >grandpa used to beat thE F--- outta him and grandma >told me when he was 14 he fought back and it finally stopped > said he never wanted to be that H-------- I just feel so bad, I gained so much respect for him.. god View Thread li.
: Anonymous 03/04/21(Thu)11:39:46 No.848796647 >be me >19 >strained relationship with dad, he had short temper and I was stubborn > hangs out with him for the day as my car gets fixed 76 KB JPG >talks to me about childhood >grandpa used to beat thE F--- outta him and grandma >told me when he was 14 he fought back and it finally stopped > said he never wanted to be that H-------- I just feel so bad, I gained so much respect for him.. god View Thread li.

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Anon is a groomer. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)13:19:46 No.63053933 >be me >grooming reddit accounts to sell >farm karma by posting stuff from wikipedia >they got a today on this day in history section 68 KB JPG >usually grind up karma by the thousands >when you post in related subreddits >today on this day MLK was shot >my karma senses tingle >post pic of shot MLK in r/blacklivesmatter >mfw account suspended for hatespeech : Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)15:04:16 No.63055142 >>63053933 (OP) # >grooming reddit accounts to sell I weep for you. You sad, lonely creature.
: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)13:19:46 No.63053933 >be me >grooming reddit accounts to sell >farm karma by posting stuff from wikipedia >they got a today on this day in history section 68 KB JPG >usually grind up karma by the thousands >when you post in related subreddits >today on this day MLK was shot >my karma senses tingle >post pic of shot MLK in r/blacklivesmatter >mfw account suspended for hatespeech : Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)15:04:16 No.63055142 >>63053933 (OP) # >grooming reddit accounts to sell I weep for you. You sad, lonely creature.

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anon leaked the next spiderman movie plot | /r/Greentext

20211119_060819.jpg 186 KB JPG *peter parker enters j.jonah jameson office* >i got the spiderman pictures mr jameson *jonah throw the divorce papers away and quickly grab the pics from peter hand* >ahhh yes peter these are the pictures.. i was waiting for, look at his huge c---, god i bet when he masturbate he need both hands to grab it, yeees *peter takes the pictures from jonah hand* >not so fast mr jameson, this is naked spiderman, i want triple the money this time >and you shall get it peter, now GIVE THEM BACK! *peter hand them back* >leave peter, and close the door.. *5 minutes later* *spiderman watching jonah masturbating from the window, jonah doesn't realise* >oh gosh spidey why don't you just start an onlyfans, i hate you so much ahhhhh *spiderman break the window and barge into the office with a HUGE boner* >why start an onlyfans when i only need one guy? and that's you silly *jonah stand up* >shall we begin spidey? *hardcore gay sex on the desk* >ahh yes spiderman kill my ass like that thug killed your uncle *spiderman shed a single tear, but continued f------ for 30 minutes* >that was amazing spidey >you were also amazing jonah, but can you do something for me? >anything spidey... >i want to you publish... *spiderman whisper it into jonah ear* >no problem *the next day people get the newspaper* the main headline: spiderman is amazing at sex, and he have a HUGE c--- FIN
20211119_060819.jpg 186 KB JPG *peter parker enters j.jonah jameson office* >i got the spiderman pictures mr jameson *jonah throw the divorce papers away and quickly grab the pics from peter hand* >ahhh yes peter these are the pictures.. i was waiting for, look at his huge c---, god i bet when he masturbate he need both hands to grab it, yeees *peter takes the pictures from jonah hand* >not so fast mr jameson, this is naked spiderman, i want triple the money this time >and you shall get it peter, now GIVE THEM BACK! *peter hand them back* >leave peter, and close the door.. *5 minutes later* *spiderman watching jonah masturbating from the window, jonah doesn't realise* >oh gosh spidey why don't you just start an onlyfans, i hate you so much ahhhhh *spiderman break the window and barge into the office with a HUGE boner* >why start an onlyfans when i only need one guy? and that's you silly *jonah stand up* >shall we begin spidey? *hardcore gay sex on the desk* >ahh yes spiderman kill my ass like that thug killed your uncle *spiderman shed a single tear, but continued f------ for 30 minutes* >that was amazing spidey >you were also amazing jonah, but can you do something for me? >anything spidey... >i want to you publish... *spiderman whisper it into jonah ear* >no problem *the next day people get the newspaper* the main headline: spiderman is amazing at sex, and he have a HUGE c--- FIN

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Anon watches the new nwh trailer | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Fighting Spider Man >Find out he's Peter, make up with him, and sacrifice myself to save NYC >Drown >Wake up 102 KB JPG >l'm in the middle of a highway >Futuristic cars everywhere >Not questioning anything >l see Peter/Spider Man >Want to kill him for some reason >Not questioning why he's a foot shorter and wearing futuristic suit and sounds different Who wrote this? And better yet, who approved it?
>Be me >Fighting Spider Man >Find out he's Peter, make up with him, and sacrifice myself to save NYC >Drown >Wake up 102 KB JPG >l'm in the middle of a highway >Futuristic cars everywhere >Not questioning anything >l see Peter/Spider Man >Want to kill him for some reason >Not questioning why he's a foot shorter and wearing futuristic suit and sounds different Who wrote this? And better yet, who approved it?

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Anon didn't like portal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Portal. 11/18/21(Thu)21:05:46 No.578575809 >install portal >launch game and mess around >portal opens revealing you play as a woman >immediately uninstall game and leave negative review 104 KB JPG
: Anonymous Portal. 11/18/21(Thu)21:05:46 No.578575809 >install portal >launch game and mess around >portal opens revealing you play as a woman >immediately uninstall game and leave negative review 104 KB JPG

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Anon has a fat fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)22:27:07 No.866971405 > be me > degenerate f--- who exclusively likes fat chicks > dating chubby girl > not as big as I prefer, but she is nice and it doesn't bother me 593 KB JPG > masturbate in moderation, nothing too frequently since we have sex regularly > years go by, only fall further in love > gf decides to lose weight > dont want to be a selfish prick who prioritizes his fetish over the happiness and health of his parter > encourage and help her lose weight, thinking that it won't be too bad > she actually manages to lose about 40 lbs, is no longer chubby > begin to masturbate much more frequently since I can't get my fix from her > begin to have sex less, making me even more dependent on m----------- > the only way I can make myself want to have sex with her is by not jacking off at all for half a week > it doesn't even feel like it's worth it anymore > I f------ hate myself for being such a degenerate. I love this woman, but i feel like i destroyed any chance of having a healthy sex life with her
: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)22:27:07 No.866971405 > be me > degenerate f--- who exclusively likes fat chicks > dating chubby girl > not as big as I prefer, but she is nice and it doesn't bother me 593 KB JPG > masturbate in moderation, nothing too frequently since we have sex regularly > years go by, only fall further in love > gf decides to lose weight > dont want to be a selfish prick who prioritizes his fetish over the happiness and health of his parter > encourage and help her lose weight, thinking that it won't be too bad > she actually manages to lose about 40 lbs, is no longer chubby > begin to masturbate much more frequently since I can't get my fix from her > begin to have sex less, making me even more dependent on m----------- > the only way I can make myself want to have sex with her is by not jacking off at all for half a week > it doesn't even feel like it's worth it anymore > I f------ hate myself for being such a degenerate. I love this woman, but i feel like i destroyed any chance of having a healthy sex life with her

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Anon observers normies | /r/Greentext

guys today i was a normie i went out with friends ate together went shopping together 7 KB JPG and other normie things it wasn't fun, i feel like s--- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/26/18(Wed)13:38:13 No.788280838 >be me >sitting on my computer in my dark room >hear some giggling outside >take a peek out of the black out curtain while the sun wears my 118 кв ЈPG maggot like flesh >see some people playing frisbee >instantdiagust.wav >f------ normies >get back under my blanket and crank my AC down to 50 degrees and get back on /b/ to let my people know the disgusting thing I saw F------ normies.
guys today i was a normie i went out with friends ate together went shopping together 7 KB JPG and other normie things it wasn't fun, i feel like s--- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/26/18(Wed)13:38:13 No.788280838 >be me >sitting on my computer in my dark room >hear some giggling outside >take a peek out of the black out curtain while the sun wears my 118 кв ЈPG maggot like flesh >see some people playing frisbee >instantdiagust.wav >f------ normies >get back under my blanket and crank my AC down to 50 degrees and get back on /b/ to let my people know the disgusting thing I saw F------ normies.

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No way out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)09:20:23 No.66219999 >wife is leaving me because I go to brothels after work >she's p----- as f--- because I moved her to the other side of the world for this job >losing my job because my performance slipped from 204 KB JPG coombraining at the brothel too much >no savings because I spent it all on big t---- w----- >depressed and alone but no more money to go to the brothel >visa expires soon if I can't find another jobi Why is life so suffering? : Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)09:24:02 No.66220022 >>66219999 (OP) # >Married >Moved to the other side of the world >Can't f--- wife >Chose brothels to compensate Why did you do this? : Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)09:26:10 No.66220040 you are absolutely retarded. accept the consequences of your actions
: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)09:20:23 No.66219999 >wife is leaving me because I go to brothels after work >she's p----- as f--- because I moved her to the other side of the world for this job >losing my job because my performance slipped from 204 KB JPG coombraining at the brothel too much >no savings because I spent it all on big t---- w----- >depressed and alone but no more money to go to the brothel >visa expires soon if I can't find another jobi Why is life so suffering? : Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)09:24:02 No.66220022 >>66219999 (OP) # >Married >Moved to the other side of the world >Can't f--- wife >Chose brothels to compensate Why did you do this? : Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)09:26:10 No.66220040 you are absolutely retarded. accept the consequences of your actions

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What in the world | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)17:35:49 No.861503898 >bored today going through /r/greentext >join their discord >it's what you'd expect of school kids home for summer >reddit mod SentinelBacon 32 KB JPG preparing to raid /r/dreamsmp discord to call them n------ or something >planhatching.exe >let a dreamsmp mod know of the plan he s---- the bed and locks down the server >kek >proceed to rub it in the /r/greentext discords members faces >SentinelBacons p----- calls me a n----- f----- >the whole server throws abuse at me and threatens to doxx me >banned >friend informs me they moved to troll minecraft servers >tell the dream admin they are still planning the raid as soon as its unlocked "We just won't unlock it then" >topkek >tell him l'll keep him updated mfw I control /r/dreamsmp discord mfw this greentext is posted on /r/greentext mfw both reddit mods see this mfw the only winner is me
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)17:35:49 No.861503898 >bored today going through /r/greentext >join their discord >it's what you'd expect of school kids home for summer >reddit mod SentinelBacon 32 KB JPG preparing to raid /r/dreamsmp discord to call them n------ or something >planhatching.exe >let a dreamsmp mod know of the plan he s---- the bed and locks down the server >kek >proceed to rub it in the /r/greentext discords members faces >SentinelBacons p----- calls me a n----- f----- >the whole server throws abuse at me and threatens to doxx me >banned >friend informs me they moved to troll minecraft servers >tell the dream admin they are still planning the raid as soon as its unlocked "We just won't unlock it then" >topkek >tell him l'll keep him updated mfw I control /r/dreamsmp discord mfw this greentext is posted on /r/greentext mfw both reddit mods see this mfw the only winner is me

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Anon needs to think fast | /r/Greentext

No.775068392 9 minutes ago superthumb.jpg JPG 29.1 KIB 300x250 > Be me, 25 years old Italian guy. Living in the UK for the last 6 years. >I have been working in the same hotel for 4 years already. Its a really large hotel with over 300 workers. >Really hot girl in room service. Try to speak to her whenever I have chance. She's Polish. Really hot. 3.1416. >It's getting hard to get her attention so l've got nervous and tell her I have the cancer. It's a lie. >Only have 5 moths left to live. >Don't tell anybody I'm too shy. >l got her attention. All good. >next week I found out she told everybody and they made a fund to pay me a holiday in Japan. I told her my dream would be to live in Japan. >They got over £3000. They paid me a whole month in Japan. Starts next week. >l don't know what to do. >340 people are expecting me to die in less than 5 months. 8 replies
No.775068392 9 minutes ago superthumb.jpg JPG 29.1 KIB 300x250 > Be me, 25 years old Italian guy. Living in the UK for the last 6 years. >I have been working in the same hotel for 4 years already. Its a really large hotel with over 300 workers. >Really hot girl in room service. Try to speak to her whenever I have chance. She's Polish. Really hot. 3.1416. >It's getting hard to get her attention so l've got nervous and tell her I have the cancer. It's a lie. >Only have 5 moths left to live. >Don't tell anybody I'm too shy. >l got her attention. All good. >next week I found out she told everybody and they made a fund to pay me a holiday in Japan. I told her my dream would be to live in Japan. >They got over £3000. They paid me a whole month in Japan. Starts next week. >l don't know what to do. >340 people are expecting me to die in less than 5 months. 8 replies

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Not guilty! | /r/Greentext

E 11/19/21(Fri)11:30:03 No.348406348 Anonymous (ID: LAJXGHIY File: 1637148081031.png (240 KB, 526x585) >Rittenhouse gets cleared of all charges >About to exit court room >Judge yells out from behind: |>hey kid >Rittenhouse turns around >you forgot this >Tosses him his AR15 >Credits roll, Eye of the Tiger plays
E 11/19/21(Fri)11:30:03 No.348406348 Anonymous (ID: LAJXGHIY File: 1637148081031.png (240 KB, 526x585) >Rittenhouse gets cleared of all charges >About to exit court room >Judge yells out from behind: |>hey kid >Rittenhouse turns around >you forgot this >Tosses him his AR15 >Credits roll, Eye of the Tiger plays

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Anon isn't racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Juh9Aaak 04/15/20(Wed)10:14:35 No.253534494 >notice that I have a strong dislike for most minorities >worry that I may be racist >decide to test if I really am >go out for a couple of drinks with a friend of a colleague 22 KB PNG >he's black >pretty good guy actually >turns out I just hate poor people phew good thing I'm not racist
: Anonymous (ID: Juh9Aaak 04/15/20(Wed)10:14:35 No.253534494 >notice that I have a strong dislike for most minorities >worry that I may be racist >decide to test if I really am >go out for a couple of drinks with a friend of a colleague 22 KB PNG >he's black >pretty good guy actually >turns out I just hate poor people phew good thing I'm not racist

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Anon eats ribs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue)14:51:13 No.855269275 >be me >eating ribs at 8 in the morning >be you >not eating ribs at 8 in the morning Why live? 69 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue)14:51:13 No.855269275 >be me >eating ribs at 8 in the morning >be you >not eating ribs at 8 in the morning Why live? 69 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon is jigsaw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:18:53 No.866951858 I got a cool thread idea Make up "saw" lines >Heloo John, there is game, die 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:21:08 No.866951974 >I want to play a game, you have to suck your own d--- and coom but remember there is car battery attached too your balls and every time you toch the tip you get an electric shock : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:22:18 No.866952038 As you have guessed by now im not very creative : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:29:53 No.866952453 > Hello, Anon. For years, you have lurked without posting, judging everyone and calling them n------. Today, you'll be the n-----.
: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:18:53 No.866951858 I got a cool thread idea Make up "saw" lines >Heloo John, there is game, die 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:21:08 No.866951974 >I want to play a game, you have to suck your own d--- and coom but remember there is car battery attached too your balls and every time you toch the tip you get an electric shock : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:22:18 No.866952038 As you have guessed by now im not very creative : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:29:53 No.866952453 > Hello, Anon. For years, you have lurked without posting, judging everyone and calling them n------. Today, you'll be the n-----.

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Anon is cool | /r/Greentext

>sitting alone in the dark in my room >Mom calls out "Anon i need you to go pick up some pizza for dinner". >"You have 5 minutes, you give me the pizza money and I'm 74 KB JPG yours". >Put on my XXL Scorpion Jacket i made in textiles class (all chicks there, rolling in p----) >Take off my "For the Horde" wrist support for my carpal tunnel and put on my driving gloves >Get a toothpick from the pantry, time to roll >Hop in my Ford Fiesta and put on my shades >Drive to Dominos >Cute girl behind counter smiling at (she mirin) >She asks me something >Stare away for a few minutes to build tension and mystique >Go to answer >F--- >Forgot what she said >shitwatdo >"I Drive" >Stare at her until she breaks eye-contact >alphaasfuck >Drive home >"Where's the Pizza Anon?" >"Did it happen again?" >l nod silently >"I'll make you some hot pockets" she says >l wanted hot pockets all along A real human bean
>sitting alone in the dark in my room >Mom calls out "Anon i need you to go pick up some pizza for dinner". >"You have 5 minutes, you give me the pizza money and I'm 74 KB JPG yours". >Put on my XXL Scorpion Jacket i made in textiles class (all chicks there, rolling in p----) >Take off my "For the Horde" wrist support for my carpal tunnel and put on my driving gloves >Get a toothpick from the pantry, time to roll >Hop in my Ford Fiesta and put on my shades >Drive to Dominos >Cute girl behind counter smiling at (she mirin) >She asks me something >Stare away for a few minutes to build tension and mystique >Go to answer >F--- >Forgot what she said >shitwatdo >"I Drive" >Stare at her until she breaks eye-contact >alphaasfuck >Drive home >"Where's the Pizza Anon?" >"Did it happen again?" >l nod silently >"I'll make you some hot pockets" she says >l wanted hot pockets all along A real human bean

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Isolation exercises | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)15:48:06 No.64396885 TV LAND >resting in between set >catch hot muscular guy wearing the same clothes as me in the mirror >it's me 231 KB GIF
: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)15:48:06 No.64396885 TV LAND >resting in between set >catch hot muscular guy wearing the same clothes as me in the mirror >it's me 231 KB GIF

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I have more stories about Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: lamgaybut Ukraine still kinda sucks 07/27/19(Sat)11:07:43 No.53600555 Since my last one blew up here's another one for you redditfags >be me >live in Germany but am currently in Ukraine >family has a house in a small village 97 KB PNG >be bored >decide to go to the shop and get some snacks >it's only 500 meters away but the way is dangerous >go on the street >almost get hit by drunk driver >its1pm.mp3 >start walking >stray dog sees me >we lock eyes >after a second of silence I start running but he's fast >find a stick >turn around to defend myself >dog sees big ass stick >notonmywatch.exe >slowly go backwards while watching the dog >suddenly kid on a motorcycle comes around the corner >dog runs away >kid is 13, maybe 14 >asks me for money to buy cigarettes >Ukrainian_gibberish.mp3 >he drives away, looking for someone else >finally reach the store >"do you have Coca Cola?" >is Pepsi ok ? >dead_stare.gif >yes >go home >burglars have already taken everything >even the doors are gone >fml
: lamgaybut Ukraine still kinda sucks 07/27/19(Sat)11:07:43 No.53600555 Since my last one blew up here's another one for you redditfags >be me >live in Germany but am currently in Ukraine >family has a house in a small village 97 KB PNG >be bored >decide to go to the shop and get some snacks >it's only 500 meters away but the way is dangerous >go on the street >almost get hit by drunk driver >its1pm.mp3 >start walking >stray dog sees me >we lock eyes >after a second of silence I start running but he's fast >find a stick >turn around to defend myself >dog sees big ass stick >notonmywatch.exe >slowly go backwards while watching the dog >suddenly kid on a motorcycle comes around the corner >dog runs away >kid is 13, maybe 14 >asks me for money to buy cigarettes >Ukrainian_gibberish.mp3 >he drives away, looking for someone else >finally reach the store >"do you have Coca Cola?" >is Pepsi ok ? >dead_stare.gif >yes >go home >burglars have already taken everything >even the doors are gone >fml

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