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Anon decides not to kill himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 COMP hqdefault.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 COMP hqdefault.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live

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Anon is a proud Chinese citizen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: H2PqNkyH 07/25/21(Sun)14:37:21 No.331452024 >be Chinese >wake up at 3am >breakfast: 5 packs of cigarettes and powdered elephant tusk for strong penis >get into car and drive off 679 KB WEBM >see elderly woman with her grandson on sidewalk >veer onto sidewalk to run them over >check rearview mirror >kid's still twitching >hit reverse and finish the job >get on highway >sit in 3 day traffic jam surviving on cigarettes and roadkill soup >arrive at shoe factory in time for my 18 hour shift >spend all day praising glorious leader Xi for wonderful life
: Anonymous (ID: H2PqNkyH 07/25/21(Sun)14:37:21 No.331452024 >be Chinese >wake up at 3am >breakfast: 5 packs of cigarettes and powdered elephant tusk for strong penis >get into car and drive off 679 KB WEBM >see elderly woman with her grandson on sidewalk >veer onto sidewalk to run them over >check rearview mirror >kid's still twitching >hit reverse and finish the job >get on highway >sit in 3 day traffic jam surviving on cigarettes and roadkill soup >arrive at shoe factory in time for my 18 hour shift >spend all day praising glorious leader Xi for wonderful life

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The waiting game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)11:54:40 No.66221066 o Sposita Chap Vegan foed >work is at 4 pm Jnin Mustroom Sardwkh With Quom vagan ham Spnach Rgive you a gule bit sad antit mo >it's 12 >cant do anything between now and then because for some reason my brain is stuck in waiting mode and im only able to focus on the fact that i 79 KB JPG have work in 4 hours f---
: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)11:54:40 No.66221066 o Sposita Chap Vegan foed >work is at 4 pm Jnin Mustroom Sardwkh With Quom vagan ham Spnach Rgive you a gule bit sad antit mo >it's 12 >cant do anything between now and then because for some reason my brain is stuck in waiting mode and im only able to focus on the fact that i 79 KB JPG have work in 4 hours f---

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Anon goes to the park | /r/Greentext


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I don’t have no feels | /r/Greentext

Fle. Untiled cag (156 KB, 1041x596) >perhaps the heaviest things that we lift are not our weights, but our feels -anon Motivational.
Fle. Untiled cag (156 KB, 1041x596) >perhaps the heaviest things that we lift are not our weights, but our feels -anon Motivational.

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Anon is a proud american | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/19(Sun)23:13:04 No.53625789 why is my weight in Ibs higher than kg? A lot of the strong guys at my gym have high kgs. Any way to raise my kg and lower my Ib? ICOC. 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/15/19(Sun)23:14:00 No.53625803 - ID te.e >>53625789 (OP) # R(R (e. 50 KB JPG.
: Anonymous 12/15/19(Sun)23:13:04 No.53625789 why is my weight in Ibs higher than kg? A lot of the strong guys at my gym have high kgs. Any way to raise my kg and lower my Ib? ICOC. 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/15/19(Sun)23:14:00 No.53625803 - ID te.e >>53625789 (OP) # R(R (e. 50 KB JPG.

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Anon hates fruit tribe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)06:52:53 No.46719974 >>46719859 # >fruit tribe laughs at meat tribe >says meat tribe breath stop early >ice age come >no fruit left >guess who laugh now
: Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)06:52:53 No.46719974 >>46719859 # >fruit tribe laughs at meat tribe >says meat tribe breath stop early >ice age come >no fruit left >guess who laugh now

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Leon S. Kennedy, American supercop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)12:28:56 No.34857E >goes to Spain >breaks into a local farmer's house >expects him to speak English >starts babbling about some kidnapped 20 yo roastie >homeowner tells him to get out >he doesn't >homeowner feeling in danger grabs a hatchet to fight off the intruder >Leon shoots him in the head without hesitation >"he was hostile I had to neutralize him Imao" >locals try to defend themselves after they learn an outsider intruder killed a member of their community >Leon goes on a killing spree in the village >it was for muh president daughter what a d-------
: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)12:28:56 No.34857E >goes to Spain >breaks into a local farmer's house >expects him to speak English >starts babbling about some kidnapped 20 yo roastie >homeowner tells him to get out >he doesn't >homeowner feeling in danger grabs a hatchet to fight off the intruder >Leon shoots him in the head without hesitation >"he was hostile I had to neutralize him Imao" >locals try to defend themselves after they learn an outsider intruder killed a member of their community >Leon goes on a killing spree in the village >it was for muh president daughter what a d-------

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Anon’s has chest pain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you
: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you

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ThEy KnOw!!1! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous They know 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW 551 KB PNG
: Anonymous They know 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW 551 KB PNG

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Anon discovers reddit!! | /r/Greentext


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Anon does the right thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?
: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

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Anon found home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/19(Sat)07:17:04 No.793960993 > be 14 y/o me > find 4chan > everyone calls each other autistic and gay > "this is stupid" > leave 4chan > ffw 3 years 137 KB PNG > realize l'm gay > ffw another year > get diagnosed with autism > mfw > I'm home bois
: Anonymous 03/02/19(Sat)07:17:04 No.793960993 > be 14 y/o me > find 4chan > everyone calls each other autistic and gay > "this is stupid" > leave 4chan > ffw 3 years 137 KB PNG > realize l'm gay > ffw another year > get diagnosed with autism > mfw > I'm home bois

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Duality of ‘chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)13:42:27 No.66222048 >jerking off >about to c-- buckets >sister walks in >erection gone 72 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)13:44:02 No.66222061 >>66222048 (OP) # >jerking off >about to c-- buckets >sister walks in >c-- waterfalls
: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)13:42:27 No.66222048 >jerking off >about to c-- buckets >sister walks in >erection gone 72 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)13:44:02 No.66222061 >>66222048 (OP) # >jerking off >about to c-- buckets >sister walks in >c-- waterfalls

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Teenanon trolls his friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:57:33 No.847675175 >be me >12 years ago >puberty just started >friend from school tells me that i can rub my d--- to feel good >w--.jpg >i dont believe him 28 KB JPG >"show me" >he begins to touch my d--- >feels kinda good am confused >"hey Anon can i put it in my mouth i saw a girl do it" >i have no idea whats going on >"um sure" >my d--- is in my friends mouth >pee in his mouth and start laughing hysterically >funniest thing ever >start telling everyone at school >be bullied until moving out of the country
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:57:33 No.847675175 >be me >12 years ago >puberty just started >friend from school tells me that i can rub my d--- to feel good >w--.jpg >i dont believe him 28 KB JPG >"show me" >he begins to touch my d--- >feels kinda good am confused >"hey Anon can i put it in my mouth i saw a girl do it" >i have no idea whats going on >"um sure" >my d--- is in my friends mouth >pee in his mouth and start laughing hysterically >funniest thing ever >start telling everyone at school >be bullied until moving out of the country

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Anon is cheap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)11:38:18 No.66220934 >be me, living in city >hobos walk up to me pretty often >"Excuse me sir, do you have any spare change?" >"Yeah, man, I got a little" >"Thank you so much sir-" >"I never said you were getting any of it though" 1.39 MB PNG View Thread
: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)11:38:18 No.66220934 >be me, living in city >hobos walk up to me pretty often >"Excuse me sir, do you have any spare change?" >"Yeah, man, I got a little" >"Thank you so much sir-" >"I never said you were getting any of it though" 1.39 MB PNG View Thread

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Anon cheats | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Boomer roomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)18:23:10 No.66224904 >watching naruto on the tv in the kitchen at 6:30pm >65 yo roommate comes out of his room to eat a swiss roll and drink milk >im just watching the anime >hes standing at a counter eating his swiss roll 380 KB PNG >a couple minutes pass >hey tony >yeah >whats this called? >its called naruto >finishes his swiss roll and goes to bed moved in last month and this is probably the best roommate ive had
: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)18:23:10 No.66224904 >watching naruto on the tv in the kitchen at 6:30pm >65 yo roommate comes out of his room to eat a swiss roll and drink milk >im just watching the anime >hes standing at a counter eating his swiss roll 380 KB PNG >a couple minutes pass >hey tony >yeah >whats this called? >its called naruto >finishes his swiss roll and goes to bed moved in last month and this is probably the best roommate ive had

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Anon remembers Logsday | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)16:14:49 No.22173710 What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week >Monday >Tuesday >Wednesday >Logsday >Thursday 71 KB JPG >Friday >Saturday >Sunday I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the f---? I feel like I'm goina crazy
: Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)16:14:49 No.22173710 What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week >Monday >Tuesday >Wednesday >Logsday >Thursday 71 KB JPG >Friday >Saturday >Sunday I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the f---? I feel like I'm goina crazy

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Anon is a Christian | /r/Greentext


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