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: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.74762491E >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked >underpaid >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"
: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.74762491E >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked >underpaid >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"

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Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:28:05 No.7881736 >>7881780 >>7882025 >>7882181 >>7883072 >7883234 File: 766a578cfb021a78ce3bf2c50(.) ipg (51 KB, 217x395) I used to know a guy who developed legit autism because his mom left him home alone a lot when he was a kid and when left to his own devices, he apparently ate nothing but butterdogs Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:43: 19 No.7881780 ► >7881790 >7881797 >7883064 >>7881736 >Butterdogs I'm sorry, what ?
Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:28:05 No.7881736 >>7881780 >>7882025 >>7882181 >>7883072 >7883234 File: 766a578cfb021a78ce3bf2c50(.) ipg (51 KB, 217x395) I used to know a guy who developed legit autism because his mom left him home alone a lot when he was a kid and when left to his own devices, he apparently ate nothing but butterdogs Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:43: 19 No.7881780 ► >7881790 >7881797 >7883064 >>7881736 >Butterdogs I'm sorry, what ?

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Smile through the pain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)22:26:43 No.66239575 >work with woman >is 10 years older than me >sends me selfies daily >makes weird sexual connections with things i say >tells me she trusts me 7 KB JPG >she does this a lot >keeps wanting to get me alone >tells me i should smile more because my smile is nice is this lady trying to r--- me
: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)22:26:43 No.66239575 >work with woman >is 10 years older than me >sends me selfies daily >makes weird sexual connections with things i say >tells me she trusts me 7 KB JPG >she does this a lot >keeps wanting to get me alone >tells me i should smile more because my smile is nice is this lady trying to r--- me

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: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)23:15:01 No.66240012 >tfw don't mind gays >tfw don't mind trannies >tfw don't mind blacks >tfw don't mind jews feels good to live without any needless hate COLOR-CHANGING SHAPESHIFTER PEPE ULTRA RARE DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE 24 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)23:17:43 No.66240029 bruh, i like this wholeheartedly agree f--- hate
: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)23:15:01 No.66240012 >tfw don't mind gays >tfw don't mind trannies >tfw don't mind blacks >tfw don't mind jews feels good to live without any needless hate COLOR-CHANGING SHAPESHIFTER PEPE ULTRA RARE DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE 24 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)23:17:43 No.66240029 bruh, i like this wholeheartedly agree f--- hate

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The samsung alarm is kinda fire ngl | /r/Greentext

>be me >sixth grade, a long time ago >art class, so we're allowed to walk around during class >see a guy bobbing his head back and forth with earphones in, drawing something >probably listening to some good 60 KB JPG music, I think to myself >l approach, he takes one earphone out to hear me >l ask him to give one earphone to me to see what music he's listening to >he mumbles something >l take the earphone >put it in my ear >dude is listening to alarm ringtones >mfw teacher throws me out of class because I can't stop laughing
>be me >sixth grade, a long time ago >art class, so we're allowed to walk around during class >see a guy bobbing his head back and forth with earphones in, drawing something >probably listening to some good 60 KB JPG music, I think to myself >l approach, he takes one earphone out to hear me >l ask him to give one earphone to me to see what music he's listening to >he mumbles something >l take the earphone >put it in my ear >dude is listening to alarm ringtones >mfw teacher throws me out of class because I can't stop laughing

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Anon goes shopping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)15:38:39 No.7901581 >Be me 21 >At food store to get food >Go up to cash register >7/10 qt3.14 working >buy food >try to say "Thank you" >Say "love you" instead >MFW autism strikes >She responds "You Too" >We realise we are both autistic >she is now my gf of 2 years.
Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)15:38:39 No.7901581 >Be me 21 >At food store to get food >Go up to cash register >7/10 qt3.14 working >buy food >try to say "Thank you" >Say "love you" instead >MFW autism strikes >She responds "You Too" >We realise we are both autistic >she is now my gf of 2 years.

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Anon has a stupid name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # | Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman
: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # | Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman

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Anon observes the Big bang | /r/Greentext

>>39752333 # >tfw you realize the right is wearing the same black leggings as girl on the left but the rapid expansion caused a whole new universe to be born
>>39752333 # >tfw you realize the right is wearing the same black leggings as girl on the left but the rapid expansion caused a whole new universe to be born

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Anon is fooled | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:00:59 No.866941985 >be me >make a discord account >join a couple of servers >a few months go by >i meet a really nice girl with a anime pfp >i chat with them >we end up becoming really good friends >i start falling for her >i gather the courage to face call her >its a guy >mfw to be truthful, they never said they were a girl but the pfp made me assume they were. :/
U Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:00:59 No.866941985 >be me >make a discord account >join a couple of servers >a few months go by >i meet a really nice girl with a anime pfp >i chat with them >we end up becoming really good friends >i start falling for her >i gather the courage to face call her >its a guy >mfw to be truthful, they never said they were a girl but the pfp made me assume they were. :/

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)12:00:10 No.867062034 >QUACK QUACK QUACK What did he mean by this?? 150 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)12:00:10 No.867062034 >QUACK QUACK QUACK What did he mean by this?? 150 KB JPG

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Anon makes comedy gold, again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)17:38:09 No.159459481 OBEY Supreme fellowkids.jpg 176 KB JPG >Jerry got vaccinated, but his current girlfriend has a weird cough, and when pressed if she took the shot she answers vaguely >Elaine got vaxxed, but her current boyfriend got vaxxed by a different brand and, according to her, acts all superior about it >George didn't get vaxxed, but pretends to, because he's going on a date with a woman he met s------- on non-vaxxed people. Now he has to falsify papers to keep the ruse going >Kramer's been vaxxed 10 times, claims it boosts his immunity, and buys Chinese booster shots from Newman >>159459873 # >>159460338 # >>159460821 #
: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)17:38:09 No.159459481 OBEY Supreme fellowkids.jpg 176 KB JPG >Jerry got vaccinated, but his current girlfriend has a weird cough, and when pressed if she took the shot she answers vaguely >Elaine got vaxxed, but her current boyfriend got vaxxed by a different brand and, according to her, acts all superior about it >George didn't get vaxxed, but pretends to, because he's going on a date with a woman he met s------- on non-vaxxed people. Now he has to falsify papers to keep the ruse going >Kramer's been vaxxed 10 times, claims it boosts his immunity, and buys Chinese booster shots from Newman >>159459873 # >>159460338 # >>159460821 #

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Anon had a hater living rent free in his head for 7 years | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)23:28.11 No.412424646 >>412425018 >>412429058 >>412436391 >>412436659 >>412436981 >>412439415 >>412423415 (OP) The first hatemail i ever got was from xXCARCraZYXx because i died defending the flag in halo 3. OMG chop ur ballz off- was what he sent. After that day i periodically checked his profile every day for about 7 years. Just to see how his life went. 2 years after he sent that message, he dropped Halo 3 entirely for MW2. a year after that he changed his motto to 'l love you Megan' Probably his gf. A few months after that he changed his motto to USMC Semper Fi. A litle after that he changed his bio to some rambling b------- about being careful who you upset because you never know when a Marine could be stood behind you. 4 months after that his profile became very anti-government,I guess the marines wasn't for him. Some time after this i managed to find his FB account and i finally saw who he was, A short, ugly p------------ that tried oh so desperately to please daddy. Shortly before i stopped keeping up with him I saw that he had an uggo girlfriend and that she was pregnant. She lost it about 5 months in and he posted one of those 'RI.P Martin, Daddy loves you' on his profile. That's when i PM'd him a screenshot of the message he sent me with 'I'm glad your retard baby is dead'. I f------ won that one, hater.
Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)23:28.11 No.412424646 >>412425018 >>412429058 >>412436391 >>412436659 >>412436981 >>412439415 >>412423415 (OP) The first hatemail i ever got was from xXCARCraZYXx because i died defending the flag in halo 3. OMG chop ur ballz off- was what he sent. After that day i periodically checked his profile every day for about 7 years. Just to see how his life went. 2 years after he sent that message, he dropped Halo 3 entirely for MW2. a year after that he changed his motto to 'l love you Megan' Probably his gf. A few months after that he changed his motto to USMC Semper Fi. A litle after that he changed his bio to some rambling b------- about being careful who you upset because you never know when a Marine could be stood behind you. 4 months after that his profile became very anti-government,I guess the marines wasn't for him. Some time after this i managed to find his FB account and i finally saw who he was, A short, ugly p------------ that tried oh so desperately to please daddy. Shortly before i stopped keeping up with him I saw that he had an uggo girlfriend and that she was pregnant. She lost it about 5 months in and he posted one of those 'RI.P Martin, Daddy loves you' on his profile. That's when i PM'd him a screenshot of the message he sent me with 'I'm glad your retard baby is dead'. I f------ won that one, hater.

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Anon gets a PS4 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)16:36:21 No.867058729 >be me >around october 2020 >my old ass pc is terrible for video games at this point >decide to get something new >i find a ps4 >it has a very cheap price >realize i have a discount code for the site im using to buy it >i end up paying half the price >feelsgoodman.png >i get a ps4 and some games for cheap on ebay >i finally get it a month later >looking on /v/ >writing a thread asking a question about my ps4 "Oh my PS5 was acting like that, just do this." >waitwhat.jpg >goes on google >finds out ps5 came out recently >looks for ps5 on shopping site >its really cheap >realizes i could've gotten it for the same price i got the ps4 for with the discount code %3D >mfw
Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)16:36:21 No.867058729 >be me >around october 2020 >my old ass pc is terrible for video games at this point >decide to get something new >i find a ps4 >it has a very cheap price >realize i have a discount code for the site im using to buy it >i end up paying half the price >feelsgoodman.png >i get a ps4 and some games for cheap on ebay >i finally get it a month later >looking on /v/ >writing a thread asking a question about my ps4 "Oh my PS5 was acting like that, just do this." >waitwhat.jpg >goes on google >finds out ps5 came out recently >looks for ps5 on shopping site >its really cheap >realizes i could've gotten it for the same price i got the ps4 for with the discount code %3D >mfw

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Anon talks about fanfics. | /r/Greentext

>be me >write a super f----long autistic series that is blatant self-insert fanfiction where i meet all of mine personal heroes, everyone i hate suffers immensely while everyone i likes adores me [especially my unrequited crush], i do nothing wrong and the world revolves only around me and what i like 218 KB PNG >be Dante Alighieri pic unrelated
>be me >write a super f----long autistic series that is blatant self-insert fanfiction where i meet all of mine personal heroes, everyone i hate suffers immensely while everyone i likes adores me [especially my unrequited crush], i do nothing wrong and the world revolves only around me and what i like 218 KB PNG >be Dante Alighieri pic unrelated

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Anon's teacher hides monkey sex from him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:07:21 No.64729773 >be me >middle school >teacher is talking about std's >says you can only catch it by having relations with someone else >I conclude this is a fallacy since 107 KB JPG there had to be someone who had it without having sex and he's the one who started it >ask the teacher >"you can catch it by having sex anon" >know he didn't awnser the question on purpose but whatever >flash forward to now >i now know how patient zero caught aids >mfw my teacher didn't have the heart to tell me someone f----- a monkey
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:07:21 No.64729773 >be me >middle school >teacher is talking about std's >says you can only catch it by having relations with someone else >I conclude this is a fallacy since 107 KB JPG there had to be someone who had it without having sex and he's the one who started it >ask the teacher >"you can catch it by having sex anon" >know he didn't awnser the question on purpose but whatever >flash forward to now >i now know how patient zero caught aids >mfw my teacher didn't have the heart to tell me someone f----- a monkey

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anon is dying inside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)23:48:50 No.867062841 >last year >there's this girl I really love >we had a short adventure together but we had to go our separate ways >after 3 years finally decide to contact her again >she's happy to hear from me again but immediately let me know that she has a boyfriend now and don't want to give me false 8 KB JPG hope >"Yeah no worries I just wanna know how you're doing" >l'm single myself but I let her believe that I have a gf to not give the impression that I didn't progress after her >We talk and snapchat for months >One day she start the conversation by telling me she broke up with her bf >Didn't ask for it, she told me herself immediately >a sign maybe ? >Now I consider telling her "Oh what a coincidence I broke up with my gf as well" >But I'm afraid it's gonna come off as the guy jsut taking advantage of a girl who just broke up >Decide to keep the facade up >Take my time and not rush things >Well after a while she found another bf >When I finally tell her how I feel about us she tells me she considered it but that she has a boyfriend now and doesn't see herself breaking up with him >Since I told her I could never see her as a friend she wishes me all the best, thanks me for everything and delete me on snapchat >l had it...I had it and I blew it up by taking too long >l would've offered her the world >And now she's gone >Don't be like me
: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)23:48:50 No.867062841 >last year >there's this girl I really love >we had a short adventure together but we had to go our separate ways >after 3 years finally decide to contact her again >she's happy to hear from me again but immediately let me know that she has a boyfriend now and don't want to give me false 8 KB JPG hope >"Yeah no worries I just wanna know how you're doing" >l'm single myself but I let her believe that I have a gf to not give the impression that I didn't progress after her >We talk and snapchat for months >One day she start the conversation by telling me she broke up with her bf >Didn't ask for it, she told me herself immediately >a sign maybe ? >Now I consider telling her "Oh what a coincidence I broke up with my gf as well" >But I'm afraid it's gonna come off as the guy jsut taking advantage of a girl who just broke up >Decide to keep the facade up >Take my time and not rush things >Well after a while she found another bf >When I finally tell her how I feel about us she tells me she considered it but that she has a boyfriend now and doesn't see herself breaking up with him >Since I told her I could never see her as a friend she wishes me all the best, thanks me for everything and delete me on snapchat >l had it...I had it and I blew it up by taking too long >l would've offered her the world >And now she's gone >Don't be like me

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what the fuck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 50384873 >have dream about f------ bugs bunny >wake up >not attracted to women ??? ??? anymore what the f---
Anonymous 1 hour ago 50384873 >have dream about f------ bugs bunny >wake up >not attracted to women ??? ??? anymore what the f---

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

>>579269740 (OP) >few months ago >still shake when I type this >be 18 >be 267 Ibs. >at game stop >in line about to purchase final fantasy 20 >meet 10/10 cashier girl >"So..uh.you wanna buy this game." >"Sure, why not?" I reply all baddassly as I adjust my trench coat >see classless swagbros buying the new call of duty game behind me >they rudely tell the girl: >"Hey bitch, i have a game for you to check out." >l say with fury: >"Never call a lady that. Apologize..NOW." >they shiver >one comes at me after pulling it a switch blade >l do a 360 spin kick to his classless face >he falls unconscious >l say, "Just couldn't FACE it, huh?" >everyone claps >other kid pulls an Uzi >girl screams >before he can do anything, I pull the katana out of my cargo shorts >cut him in half before first clip is shot >"Nothing personal kid." >swish fedora >other kids run at me but I pull out my Yu Gi Oh cards and ninja star their foreheads >"Are you okay M'lady?" | ask the girl >"Uh.yeah.gee that sure was cool of you, maybe I can give you a b------ sometime?" >smirk >"Thanks for the game, madam, but.." >spin fedora >".You're not my type." >l am euphoric I'm sorry
>>579269740 (OP) >few months ago >still shake when I type this >be 18 >be 267 Ibs. >at game stop >in line about to purchase final fantasy 20 >meet 10/10 cashier girl >"So..uh.you wanna buy this game." >"Sure, why not?" I reply all baddassly as I adjust my trench coat >see classless swagbros buying the new call of duty game behind me >they rudely tell the girl: >"Hey bitch, i have a game for you to check out." >l say with fury: >"Never call a lady that. Apologize..NOW." >they shiver >one comes at me after pulling it a switch blade >l do a 360 spin kick to his classless face >he falls unconscious >l say, "Just couldn't FACE it, huh?" >everyone claps >other kid pulls an Uzi >girl screams >before he can do anything, I pull the katana out of my cargo shorts >cut him in half before first clip is shot >"Nothing personal kid." >swish fedora >other kids run at me but I pull out my Yu Gi Oh cards and ninja star their foreheads >"Are you okay M'lady?" | ask the girl >"Uh.yeah.gee that sure was cool of you, maybe I can give you a b------ sometime?" >smirk >"Thanks for the game, madam, but.." >spin fedora >".You're not my type." >l am euphoric I'm sorry

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Anon gets TOPPED | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with 77 KB JPG one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---
: Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with 77 KB JPG one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---

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Anon got STDs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)01:19:42 No.66236816 >have sex for first time at 22 with attractive woman >hate it, didn't enjoy it at all >lasted several hours until she was too sore to continue >she said she really enjoyed it and wants to do it again 35 KB JPG >go to her bathroom, look at my body in the mirror and feel disgusting what does it mean r9k? is sex evil or just not that big a deal? Is something wrong with me?
: Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)01:19:42 No.66236816 >have sex for first time at 22 with attractive woman >hate it, didn't enjoy it at all >lasted several hours until she was too sore to continue >she said she really enjoyed it and wants to do it again 35 KB JPG >go to her bathroom, look at my body in the mirror and feel disgusting what does it mean r9k? is sex evil or just not that big a deal? Is something wrong with me?

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