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File: 5622374.png (510 KB, 947x814) O Anonymous E 11/21/21(Sun)10:15:35 No.155347797 >Go to the Philippines >Everyone calls you "Joe" (they call all whyte guys this) >have to resist the urge to say "joe mama" every single time Do you have this problem in your c---?
File: 5622374.png (510 KB, 947x814) O Anonymous E 11/21/21(Sun)10:15:35 No.155347797 >Go to the Philippines >Everyone calls you "Joe" (they call all whyte guys this) >have to resist the urge to say "joe mama" every single time Do you have this problem in your c---?

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Let the bodies hit the floor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)10:03:09 No.65138040 stay hydrated >exercise for the first time in five or six years >can't move this is a threat >actually can't move and it isn't a joke >pleadingly look at the people around the gym and squirm on the floor 624 KB PNG >blood sugar is low >l faint >l wake up a half hour later in the same spot >barely get on my feet >stumble out of the gym
: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)10:03:09 No.65138040 stay hydrated >exercise for the first time in five or six years >can't move this is a threat >actually can't move and it isn't a joke >pleadingly look at the people around the gym and squirm on the floor 624 KB PNG >blood sugar is low >l faint >l wake up a half hour later in the same spot >barely get on my feet >stumble out of the gym

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Anon gets a special visit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)17:15:19 No.845914110 >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like hell >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later 52 KB PNG >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------ >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt
: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)17:15:19 No.845914110 >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like hell >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later 52 KB PNG >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------ >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt

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Op is lonely | /r/Greentext


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Anon is an average swedish male | /r/Greentext

> be me > swedish male pic related 27 KB JPG
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Anon gets a nickname | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/24/21(Fri)11:24:42 No.863688355 >name is Richard C--- >dad used to call me "D---" as a kid >one Saturday invite friends from elementary school to spend the day at my house >dad accidentally calls me D--- in front of 19 KB JPG them >friends have a good kek at my expense >since that day they start calling me D--- too >one day at school best friend accidentally calls me "C---" >friends jokingly refer to me as C--- since that day >other classmates pick up on this and start calling me C--- too >figured this was just an elementary school thing >it wasn't >for the entirety of my middle/highschool years, I am known only as "C---" to most of my classmates >attended a highschool reunion just before the coof >turns out some of my old classmates didn't even know what my actual name was >they still refer to me as C--- to this day This is my name now, I guess View Thread
: Anonymous 09/24/21(Fri)11:24:42 No.863688355 >name is Richard C--- >dad used to call me "D---" as a kid >one Saturday invite friends from elementary school to spend the day at my house >dad accidentally calls me D--- in front of 19 KB JPG them >friends have a good kek at my expense >since that day they start calling me D--- too >one day at school best friend accidentally calls me "C---" >friends jokingly refer to me as C--- since that day >other classmates pick up on this and start calling me C--- too >figured this was just an elementary school thing >it wasn't >for the entirety of my middle/highschool years, I am known only as "C---" to most of my classmates >attended a highschool reunion just before the coof >turns out some of my old classmates didn't even know what my actual name was >they still refer to me as C--- to this day This is my name now, I guess View Thread

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Anon dislikes Reddit awards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: XKa6xbyD ) E 01/09/21(Sat)01:40:35 No.301405702 >>301404743 (OP) # >why yes, i spend 20% of my allowance on reddit gold awards to let people know that they did a goodthink 8 KB PNG >>301406177 #
: Anonymous (ID: XKa6xbyD ) E 01/09/21(Sat)01:40:35 No.301405702 >>301404743 (OP) # >why yes, i spend 20% of my allowance on reddit gold awards to let people know that they did a goodthink 8 KB PNG >>301406177 #

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Anon want to be a construction worker | /r/Greentext


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anon will stay forever alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/20(Mon)10:06:59 No.60734934 >talking to girl about something personal >start to get emotional, start crying >straight up autistically say crying in front of women is gay and it is making me look weak, so I 166 KB JPG stopped >"but I care about you, showing emotions is what you should do, it's not gay. I'm here for you, it's okay." what the f--- did she mean by this? is she making fun of me? I just ignored her. what a f------ w----. 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/02/20(Mon)10:06:59 No.60734934 >talking to girl about something personal >start to get emotional, start crying >straight up autistically say crying in front of women is gay and it is making me look weak, so I 166 KB JPG stopped >"but I care about you, showing emotions is what you should do, it's not gay. I'm here for you, it's okay." what the f--- did she mean by this? is she making fun of me? I just ignored her. what a f------ w----. 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is naturally selected | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)16:41:02 No.66243043 >be successful high iq / high creativity / high charisma, one in a million type of person >ie. dicaprio, pewdiepie, chris poole, etc. >don't have children 163 KB JPG what's up. what's happening to society and natural selection at this rate, only low iq african migrants will inhabit the earth
: Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)16:41:02 No.66243043 >be successful high iq / high creativity / high charisma, one in a million type of person >ie. dicaprio, pewdiepie, chris poole, etc. >don't have children 163 KB JPG what's up. what's happening to society and natural selection at this rate, only low iq african migrants will inhabit the earth

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Anon is based and autistic | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)00:51:57 No.862110833 holy f------ s--- I'm so autistic it's actually incredible. >be me >just got out of the gym and feel pretty good cause my workout went well, 7 KB JPG >Get on my bike to cycle home >Just when l've been cycling for less than a minute I see three girls walking (they're about 16-18, same as me), I nod friendly >The hot blonde says something to me, I can't hear it so I stop >She tells me they're going to the ice cream salon and that she'd love to get a ride on the back of my bike >It was 7:30 pm and I hadn't eaten dinner yet so I told her I'm really sorry but wanted to go home and have dinner >She begs some more till one of her friends tells her to knock it off >I laugh and tell her I gotta go >She tells me jokingly she loves me ffw 2 hours >l'm in the shower >I realize she was flirting with me >holy f------ s--- I'm so bad at reading people btw she was flirting with me, right? Atleast she thought I looked good enough to approach me : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)01:00:29 No.862111362 >ignored women incredibly based OP, you're doing well
Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)00:51:57 No.862110833 holy f------ s--- I'm so autistic it's actually incredible. >be me >just got out of the gym and feel pretty good cause my workout went well, 7 KB JPG >Get on my bike to cycle home >Just when l've been cycling for less than a minute I see three girls walking (they're about 16-18, same as me), I nod friendly >The hot blonde says something to me, I can't hear it so I stop >She tells me they're going to the ice cream salon and that she'd love to get a ride on the back of my bike >It was 7:30 pm and I hadn't eaten dinner yet so I told her I'm really sorry but wanted to go home and have dinner >She begs some more till one of her friends tells her to knock it off >I laugh and tell her I gotta go >She tells me jokingly she loves me ffw 2 hours >l'm in the shower >I realize she was flirting with me >holy f------ s--- I'm so bad at reading people btw she was flirting with me, right? Atleast she thought I looked good enough to approach me : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)01:00:29 No.862111362 >ignored women incredibly based OP, you're doing well

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Anon isn’t alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:35:28 No.852349983 >be me >live alone >in bed listening to music >hear someone cough in song >go back to part in the song where person coughed to make sure it was in the song 14 KB JPG >don't hear it this time >oh s---.png
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:35:28 No.852349983 >be me >live alone >in bed listening to music >hear someone cough in song >go back to part in the song where person coughed to make sure it was in the song 14 KB JPG >don't hear it this time >oh s---.png

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Bismillah, no we will not let you lift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/19(Thu)18:13:21 No.790842334 Screenshot_20190124-180949_Samsung Internet.jpg 264 KB JPG >if you love a flower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up, it dies and ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. >love is not about possession >love is about a--- -Donald Trump, 1969
: Anonymous 01/24/19(Thu)18:13:21 No.790842334 Screenshot_20190124-180949_Samsung Internet.jpg 264 KB JPG >if you love a flower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up, it dies and ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. >love is not about possession >love is about a--- -Donald Trump, 1969

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Anon is so humiliated he can’t | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/21(Fri)20:13:10 No.844347342 >be me >was on the subway going home >two girls were talking to each other >one of the girls told the other one to sit next to me 7 KB JPG >she said, "You want me to sit next to that disgusting creature?" >Both of the girls and a few people on the subway laughed I can't sleep bros, please help >>844347474 # >>844347659 #
: Anonymous 01/08/21(Fri)20:13:10 No.844347342 >be me >was on the subway going home >two girls were talking to each other >one of the girls told the other one to sit next to me 7 KB JPG >she said, "You want me to sit next to that disgusting creature?" >Both of the girls and a few people on the subway laughed I can't sleep bros, please help >>844347474 # >>844347659 #

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Anon discusses milk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:32:46 No.129960794 Do you prefer bagged ice or trey ice? 648 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:34:45 No.129960901 >>129960794 (OP) # >buying something you can make for free do americans really
: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:32:46 No.129960794 Do you prefer bagged ice or trey ice? 648 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:34:45 No.129960901 >>129960794 (OP) # >buying something you can make for free do americans really

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Anon’s night out in London | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, a 19 year old britfag >go for a night out in london with some chaps from uni >get completely s-------- >end up in a tesco's and try to buy some cider 19 KB JPG >guy refuses to sell since we're drunk >kick the f-----'s teeth in >get arrested >sentenced to three years in prison for assault >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to prison showers >drop the soap >oh s--- >a disgustingly obese inmate notices and licks his lips >quickly attempt to go for the soap >inmate runs up behind me >f--- f--- f--- >yell 'OI YA LITTLE SWINE, YE GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT THERE ATTEMPTED R---?!" >guy freezes >the f----- doesn't have a license >guards come in and take him away >get granted parole for good behaviour and license inquiring >feels good man
: Anonymous >be me, a 19 year old britfag >go for a night out in london with some chaps from uni >get completely s-------- >end up in a tesco's and try to buy some cider 19 KB JPG >guy refuses to sell since we're drunk >kick the f-----'s teeth in >get arrested >sentenced to three years in prison for assault >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to prison showers >drop the soap >oh s--- >a disgustingly obese inmate notices and licks his lips >quickly attempt to go for the soap >inmate runs up behind me >f--- f--- f--- >yell 'OI YA LITTLE SWINE, YE GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT THERE ATTEMPTED R---?!" >guy freezes >the f----- doesn't have a license >guards come in and take him away >get granted parole for good behaviour and license inquiring >feels good man

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Anon is a traveller | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/18/21(Mon)15:22:08 No.65808063 >Woke up 8 hours ago >Spent the whole day clicking around a remote Russian city on street view, pretending I am visiting and walking around >Occasionally have fake conversations out loud with people 368 KB JPG on the street >When the immersion starts to wear off I just smoke more weed or drink Cope wagies
: Anonymous 10/18/21(Mon)15:22:08 No.65808063 >Woke up 8 hours ago >Spent the whole day clicking around a remote Russian city on street view, pretending I am visiting and walking around >Occasionally have fake conversations out loud with people 368 KB JPG on the street >When the immersion starts to wear off I just smoke more weed or drink Cope wagies

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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)09:17:08 No.543906210 I f------ love being short because it means I can climb all over tall girls and pretend I'm playing Shadow of the Colossus, except my sword is my d--- >>543906275 # >>543906295 # >>543906323 # >>543906490 # >>543906964 # >>543907271 # >>543907461 # >>543907647 # >>543908583 # >>543910038 # >>543911253 # >>543912580 # >>543912786 # >>543913552 # >>543914064 # >>543914334 # >>543915390 # >>543916284 # >>543916819 # >>543917932 # >>543921171 # >>543921637 # >>543923302 # >>543923326 # >>543923379 # >>543923492 # >>543923752 # >>543923768 # >>543924026 # >>543924037 # >>543924090 # >>543924119 # >>543924865 # >>543926108 # >>543926804 # >>543926856 # >>543927009 # >>543927304 # >>543927368 # >>543927617 # >>543927724 # >>543927763 # >>543927856 # >>543928049 # >>543928847 # >>543929597 # >>543930584 # >>543931704 # >>543931730 # >>543932072 # >>543933087 # >>543934058 # >>543935809 #
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)09:17:08 No.543906210 I f------ love being short because it means I can climb all over tall girls and pretend I'm playing Shadow of the Colossus, except my sword is my d--- >>543906275 # >>543906295 # >>543906323 # >>543906490 # >>543906964 # >>543907271 # >>543907461 # >>543907647 # >>543908583 # >>543910038 # >>543911253 # >>543912580 # >>543912786 # >>543913552 # >>543914064 # >>543914334 # >>543915390 # >>543916284 # >>543916819 # >>543917932 # >>543921171 # >>543921637 # >>543923302 # >>543923326 # >>543923379 # >>543923492 # >>543923752 # >>543923768 # >>543924026 # >>543924037 # >>543924090 # >>543924119 # >>543924865 # >>543926108 # >>543926804 # >>543926856 # >>543927009 # >>543927304 # >>543927368 # >>543927617 # >>543927724 # >>543927763 # >>543927856 # >>543928049 # >>543928847 # >>543929597 # >>543930584 # >>543931704 # >>543931730 # >>543932072 # >>543933087 # >>543934058 # >>543935809 #

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Anon has a trauma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/18(Wed)04:39:38 No.47044270 >be me >parents killed before my eyes >feels batman 42 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/25/18(Wed)04:39:38 No.47044270 >be me >parents killed before my eyes >feels batman 42 KB PNG

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