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Anonymous | 52556107 3 hr ago •• >broke down and gave money to a female streamer again She said my name and put it on screen and it was all I needed to c-- 93.1 kB PNG
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Anon does not want to sacrifice his health for capitalism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)08:06:41 No.66266128 >all the old ladies at my supermarket job have f----- knees from constant bending, they're noticeably in pain every time they go down to stack something in a shelf. 7 KB JPG How the f--- are normies okay with destroying their body for their job? I only work part time because full time work on the menial level seems to shred your health.
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)08:06:41 No.66266128 >all the old ladies at my supermarket job have f----- knees from constant bending, they're noticeably in pain every time they go down to stack something in a shelf. 7 KB JPG How the f--- are normies okay with destroying their body for their job? I only work part time because full time work on the menial level seems to shred your health.

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Anon goes to Bible camp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)09:43:19 No.867248993 >be 15 >in a bible camp >girl in a wheelchair, who is actually f------ hot as f---, is sitting in her chair next to the sports field >go up to her and ask if she's ok >she say yeah, but obviously she's a bit bored not being able to play >get a tennis ball and we throw it back and forth >later on she texts me from her lodgings (girls and boys are in separate areas) asking if I wanna meet at sunset >meet the chick, she's folded her chair and is sitting on a blanket so she doesn't seem broken >2 hours later we're kissing, I tear her clothes off, undress, and f--- her >it's really hard to control her legs while I'm on my knees thrusting, as they are flopping about in my one free hand >see camp leaders coming close, I say "F---, run" and run away >mfw I later realize she was disabled and she was lying there naked when the bible leaders came around >>867249446 # >>867249866 #
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)09:43:19 No.867248993 >be 15 >in a bible camp >girl in a wheelchair, who is actually f------ hot as f---, is sitting in her chair next to the sports field >go up to her and ask if she's ok >she say yeah, but obviously she's a bit bored not being able to play >get a tennis ball and we throw it back and forth >later on she texts me from her lodgings (girls and boys are in separate areas) asking if I wanna meet at sunset >meet the chick, she's folded her chair and is sitting on a blanket so she doesn't seem broken >2 hours later we're kissing, I tear her clothes off, undress, and f--- her >it's really hard to control her legs while I'm on my knees thrusting, as they are flopping about in my one free hand >see camp leaders coming close, I say "F---, run" and run away >mfw I later realize she was disabled and she was lying there naked when the bible leaders came around >>867249446 # >>867249866 #

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anon is now a part of the club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- 22 KB PNG >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- 22 KB PNG >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards

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Germany vs Israel 2 Electric Boogaloo | /r/Greentext

No.87571996 11 hours ago Germany >Jurgen WHY THE F--- CANT YOU JUST WRITE JUERGEN ITS F------ JUERGEN IF YOU DONT HAVE AN UMLAUT HIS NAME IS NOT JURGEN 25 replies No.8757215111 hours ago Israel >>87571996 how about killing yourself you disgusting germ*n 24 replies No.87572244 11 hours ago Germany >>87572151 how about you leave through the chimney like your grandpa 32 replies
No.87571996 11 hours ago Germany >Jurgen WHY THE F--- CANT YOU JUST WRITE JUERGEN ITS F------ JUERGEN IF YOU DONT HAVE AN UMLAUT HIS NAME IS NOT JURGEN 25 replies No.8757215111 hours ago Israel >>87571996 how about killing yourself you disgusting germ*n 24 replies No.87572244 11 hours ago Germany >>87572151 how about you leave through the chimney like your grandpa 32 replies

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3/10 the right | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)12:48:52 No.185233552 >be me >18 >finally get a girl's attention >she's a 3/10 but she got a nice booty >cheeks are slightly unproportionate size but eh >arrive at her house to take her to 28 KB JPG the inernational house of pancakes (so I can clap those hot cakes later) >she says she doesn't want pancakes >mmkay >I go into her house and we go her to the room >entire house smells like cats >my feet are crunching cat litter and fossilized cat s--- >oh f--- >we start kissing >i grab both of her booty cheeks, one hand slightly more full than the other >l go to eat her ass >booty hole has toilet paper crusts >on a strictly low carb diet >tell her I dont feel good and we should sex in the morning >we decide to cuddle >she falls asleep but Im still wide awake >decide to scavenge the house to find something so I can clean her booty hole before morning sexy time >i look through her cabinets and all I can find is cat food >l notice she accidentally left her toaster on >haha what a dumby >idea.jpeg >l get some cat food and empty them into the toaster >literally create a cat food/toaster p---- >l climb on her counter and mount the toaster >the cat food smells so bad but it feels great on my weiner >literallybetterthanpussy.jpeg >the light turns on and it's the 3/10 >WHAT THE F--- ARE U DOING ANON?! >l slip and fall >cat food everywhere >90 cats come out of nowhere >MY BABIES!! >Cats are literally eating the food and sucking my d--- all at once >cant get up because of these fat f---- laying on me >3/10 is freaking out, not helping the situation >cats start biting my d--- >screaming.jpeg >3/10 grabs water and starts dumping it on cats >getting clawed to death >losing too much blood and c-- >l see a light >lt's xxxtentacion >"spotlight uh moonlight uh" >the cats burst into flames >Jah takes my hand >"it's your time now, anon" >l float to heaven with x >3/10 pissing and s------- herself in anger >ask X to kick her ass >X says he doesnt do that anymore >mmkay >in heaven now and losing wifi >bye
: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)12:48:52 No.185233552 >be me >18 >finally get a girl's attention >she's a 3/10 but she got a nice booty >cheeks are slightly unproportionate size but eh >arrive at her house to take her to 28 KB JPG the inernational house of pancakes (so I can clap those hot cakes later) >she says she doesn't want pancakes >mmkay >I go into her house and we go her to the room >entire house smells like cats >my feet are crunching cat litter and fossilized cat s--- >oh f--- >we start kissing >i grab both of her booty cheeks, one hand slightly more full than the other >l go to eat her ass >booty hole has toilet paper crusts >on a strictly low carb diet >tell her I dont feel good and we should sex in the morning >we decide to cuddle >she falls asleep but Im still wide awake >decide to scavenge the house to find something so I can clean her booty hole before morning sexy time >i look through her cabinets and all I can find is cat food >l notice she accidentally left her toaster on >haha what a dumby >idea.jpeg >l get some cat food and empty them into the toaster >literally create a cat food/toaster p---- >l climb on her counter and mount the toaster >the cat food smells so bad but it feels great on my weiner >literallybetterthanpussy.jpeg >the light turns on and it's the 3/10 >WHAT THE F--- ARE U DOING ANON?! >l slip and fall >cat food everywhere >90 cats come out of nowhere >MY BABIES!! >Cats are literally eating the food and sucking my d--- all at once >cant get up because of these fat f---- laying on me >3/10 is freaking out, not helping the situation >cats start biting my d--- >screaming.jpeg >3/10 grabs water and starts dumping it on cats >getting clawed to death >losing too much blood and c-- >l see a light >lt's xxxtentacion >"spotlight uh moonlight uh" >the cats burst into flames >Jah takes my hand >"it's your time now, anon" >l float to heaven with x >3/10 pissing and s------- herself in anger >ask X to kick her ass >X says he doesnt do that anymore >mmkay >in heaven now and losing wifi >bye

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anon made her gf cry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)00:26:43 No.23279643 >tranner gf asks me what I want for Christmas >says she'll do anything >tell her I want her to top me just once >she starts crying and leaves W-- did I do wrong? Is there any way to fix this? 98 KB GIF
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)00:26:43 No.23279643 >tranner gf asks me what I want for Christmas >says she'll do anything >tell her I want her to top me just once >she starts crying and leaves W-- did I do wrong? Is there any way to fix this? 98 KB GIF

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Anon doesn't like reddit! | /r/Greentext

jpg (54 kB, 940x470) No.780619686 Anonymous 16 min ago Why is reddit inhabited purely with bitter f------ retards / b/? >be me >on reddit >this looks like an okay site me thinks! >pherhaps those 4chan guys were wrong after all >post to r/pics >first submission, wait for the upvotes and comments to role in >it's been ten minutes and nothing.. >finally receive a comment >mod message: You have been banned from r/pics >what the f---! >try to contact mod... >He mutes me >.. Un-f------ real! >l guess 4chan was right after all >lf you can't even post snapshots of ISIS beheading videos, what's even the point of existing.. >back to 4chan I go >feelsbadman.gif
jpg (54 kB, 940x470) No.780619686 Anonymous 16 min ago Why is reddit inhabited purely with bitter f------ retards / b/? >be me >on reddit >this looks like an okay site me thinks! >pherhaps those 4chan guys were wrong after all >post to r/pics >first submission, wait for the upvotes and comments to role in >it's been ten minutes and nothing.. >finally receive a comment >mod message: You have been banned from r/pics >what the f---! >try to contact mod... >He mutes me >.. Un-f------ real! >l guess 4chan was right after all >lf you can't even post snapshots of ISIS beheading videos, what's even the point of existing.. >back to 4chan I go >feelsbadman.gif

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)00:17:49 No.867211172 >almost black friday >they don't sell slaves 40 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)00:17:49 No.867211172 >almost black friday >they don't sell slaves 40 KB JPG

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 867225397 >be me 2 weeks ago >lonely virgin for 23+ years >meet 9/10 b------- goth girl at bar >we hit it up and talk about our lives and family >ask her out your dad knows about me 10:45 PM / he has been dead for 3 years. 10:46 PM oH 10:46 PM / YOU FUCJIMJ FORGOT??? >she accepts >lifeislookinggood.jpg >a few hours later we are messaging F--- YOU 10:47 PM YOU 10:47 PM each other about the date >decide to ask her if her dad knows WHAY 10:47 PM / Start a message about me GIF >"his been dead for 3 years" She blocked me soon after and doesn't speak to me in person anymore. Why am I so autistic? I just want someone to love me 8 REPLIES
Anonymous 1 hour ago 867225397 >be me 2 weeks ago >lonely virgin for 23+ years >meet 9/10 b------- goth girl at bar >we hit it up and talk about our lives and family >ask her out your dad knows about me 10:45 PM / he has been dead for 3 years. 10:46 PM oH 10:46 PM / YOU FUCJIMJ FORGOT??? >she accepts >lifeislookinggood.jpg >a few hours later we are messaging F--- YOU 10:47 PM YOU 10:47 PM each other about the date >decide to ask her if her dad knows WHAY 10:47 PM / Start a message about me GIF >"his been dead for 3 years" She blocked me soon after and doesn't speak to me in person anymore. Why am I so autistic? I just want someone to love me 8 REPLIES

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autism cockblocks anon | /r/Greentext

>at party >start talking to 6/10 grill >she is actually kinda cute >video gaymes come up >says she a gaymer grill >"what's your favorite game" >she a bit hesitant then says she lately just plays Sims 4 >"yea that one is great with the sex mods" >ffw really just said that >she looks at me like I was some deviant (she was kinda right) >says she has to go but we might chat again so my autism cockblocked me...again
>at party >start talking to 6/10 grill >she is actually kinda cute >video gaymes come up >says she a gaymer grill >"what's your favorite game" >she a bit hesitant then says she lately just plays Sims 4 >"yea that one is great with the sex mods" >ffw really just said that >she looks at me like I was some deviant (she was kinda right) >says she has to go but we might chat again so my autism cockblocked me...again

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Anon finds Reddit for the first time. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.78605778E >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw
: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.78605778E >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw

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I'm going to hell for laughing so hard | /r/Greentext

File: 1364423951298.png-(61 KB, 240x160, gdtettiruyr.png) Anonymous (ID: OxtpLED5) 03/27/13(Wed)18:39:11 No.468293760 >>468301051 >Be 20 >just got out of a relationship, was with her for 4 years >she broke up with me out of no where, no reason, no explanation >find out she found someone new, and that she's been cheating on me the whole time >I got really depressed >took some time to recover >fast forward two years >hear she was having a kid >Heard she was going to get married too >l go on living my life >I hear she looses the baby >hanged with friends at my place one night and got drunk >apparently I ask friend to let me borrow her phone >with my friends phone I decided to call my ex for some reason >my friends say it went like this >"hello, can I please speak to miss?" >"Miss what? Could you give me her last name" >"carriage" >phone was on speaker so my friends heard her burst out in anger calling me a f------ a------ and other things >i don't remember ever making that phone call >I'm fun when I'm drunk
File: 1364423951298.png-(61 KB, 240x160, gdtettiruyr.png) Anonymous (ID: OxtpLED5) 03/27/13(Wed)18:39:11 No.468293760 >>468301051 >Be 20 >just got out of a relationship, was with her for 4 years >she broke up with me out of no where, no reason, no explanation >find out she found someone new, and that she's been cheating on me the whole time >I got really depressed >took some time to recover >fast forward two years >hear she was having a kid >Heard she was going to get married too >l go on living my life >I hear she looses the baby >hanged with friends at my place one night and got drunk >apparently I ask friend to let me borrow her phone >with my friends phone I decided to call my ex for some reason >my friends say it went like this >"hello, can I please speak to miss?" >"Miss what? Could you give me her last name" >"carriage" >phone was on speaker so my friends heard her burst out in anger calling me a f------ a------ and other things >i don't remember ever making that phone call >I'm fun when I'm drunk

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Anon’s Sunday Night | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)14:28:35 No.854002332 >Be me >playing video games on Sunday night >comfy as hell >very invested in game >See a light coming through my 51 KB JPG window. >"Oh s---, I stayed up all night playing video games!" >panicking as I think about another exhausting day at work. >look out window >turns out that it's just the mushroom cloud from a nuclear warhead >crisisaverted.exe
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)14:28:35 No.854002332 >Be me >playing video games on Sunday night >comfy as hell >very invested in game >See a light coming through my 51 KB JPG window. >"Oh s---, I stayed up all night playing video games!" >panicking as I think about another exhausting day at work. >look out window >turns out that it's just the mushroom cloud from a nuclear warhead >crisisaverted.exe

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Anon is a true american | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 minutes ago 867197251 : I'MA HERO! >Be american few >Someone's dog puts one millimeter Tew ferA of their paw on your lawn >Waddle out the door with a fully automatic rifle >THATS *wheeze* MAH PROPERTY Attacks Employees Who ask me to >Dog is long gone now, halfway down the street Wear a mask. >Jump on mobility scooter with groans under the weight >I HAVE A RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO DEFEND MYSELF >Dog is now playing with a child >I AM UNDER DISTRESS >Fire off 30 shots, hitting both child and dog >THIS IS MAH CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT >Ambulance arrives >Medics(sponsored by McDonald's) roll out the door >Police (sponsored by Doritos) use their shart to propel themselves out the door >YEEEAAP SON, THIS WAS SEALF DEE FEANCE >Ambulance takes away the gun for repairs >Get sentenced to 20 years for not tipping the medics
Anonymous 5 minutes ago 867197251 : I'MA HERO! >Be american few >Someone's dog puts one millimeter Tew ferA of their paw on your lawn >Waddle out the door with a fully automatic rifle >THATS *wheeze* MAH PROPERTY Attacks Employees Who ask me to >Dog is long gone now, halfway down the street Wear a mask. >Jump on mobility scooter with groans under the weight >I HAVE A RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO DEFEND MYSELF >Dog is now playing with a child >I AM UNDER DISTRESS >Fire off 30 shots, hitting both child and dog >THIS IS MAH CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT >Ambulance arrives >Medics(sponsored by McDonald's) roll out the door >Police (sponsored by Doritos) use their shart to propel themselves out the door >YEEEAAP SON, THIS WAS SEALF DEE FEANCE >Ambulance takes away the gun for repairs >Get sentenced to 20 years for not tipping the medics

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Risky business | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)15:05:36 No.66259446 >26 >simp for oneitis for 3 years >she ignores me and dates other guys >her younger sister turns 18 and has been flirting with me since she was 16 >start flirting back and we start dating 33 KB JPG >oneitis calls me a p--- Lol salty w----, her sister is way prettier and probably has a tighter snatch. : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)15:06:04 No.66259454 : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)15:06:59 No.66259462 >>66259446 (OP) # living the dream senpai sniff both pantsu to tell which one is the one
: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)15:05:36 No.66259446 >26 >simp for oneitis for 3 years >she ignores me and dates other guys >her younger sister turns 18 and has been flirting with me since she was 16 >start flirting back and we start dating 33 KB JPG >oneitis calls me a p--- Lol salty w----, her sister is way prettier and probably has a tighter snatch. : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)15:06:04 No.66259454 : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)15:06:59 No.66259462 >>66259446 (OP) # living the dream senpai sniff both pantsu to tell which one is the one

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Anon finds an irl neckbeard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 minutes ago 867227350 >Be me >uni student >excited for the new pokemon game >go with friend to collect pre-order >big lineup as expected >pull out phones and start meming >Look up briefly >guy in front of us is 500lb neckbeard landwhale >actually wearing a f------ fedora and anime gas mask >literally the definition of an incel neckbeard is standing in front of me >realize not all the memes were memes >feel a little bad since he's here alone >try to spark conversation >"excited for the game?" >muffed grunt under gas mask, followed by: >"Ugh, the art style sucks, im only getting it to finish it." >Boi.gif >gets to front of line >landwhale pre ordered everything, games, art, memorobilia, everything. >doens't all fit in one bag >Leaves store slowly 5 min later >in parking lot >happy with our new games >spot the landwhale already playing the game in the parking lot >Excusemewtf.jpg >actually has a bag of doritos >literally the embodiment of the neckbeard steryotype >we get in my car to go >drive by him >realize he might've actually taken the bus here >feel kinda bad since it's -6 out >good samaritan activate >"hey friend, we should give him a ride, it's freezing out." >friend agrees >"Hey, I noticed you don't have a car. If you live nearby we could give you a ride." >"ugh, no. My mom's gonna pick me up." >did he actually f------ say that >friend looking at him with w-- eyes >drive away TIL that not everything on the internet is untrue. 3 REPLIES
Anonymous 59 minutes ago 867227350 >Be me >uni student >excited for the new pokemon game >go with friend to collect pre-order >big lineup as expected >pull out phones and start meming >Look up briefly >guy in front of us is 500lb neckbeard landwhale >actually wearing a f------ fedora and anime gas mask >literally the definition of an incel neckbeard is standing in front of me >realize not all the memes were memes >feel a little bad since he's here alone >try to spark conversation >"excited for the game?" >muffed grunt under gas mask, followed by: >"Ugh, the art style sucks, im only getting it to finish it." >Boi.gif >gets to front of line >landwhale pre ordered everything, games, art, memorobilia, everything. >doens't all fit in one bag >Leaves store slowly 5 min later >in parking lot >happy with our new games >spot the landwhale already playing the game in the parking lot >Excusemewtf.jpg >actually has a bag of doritos >literally the embodiment of the neckbeard steryotype >we get in my car to go >drive by him >realize he might've actually taken the bus here >feel kinda bad since it's -6 out >good samaritan activate >"hey friend, we should give him a ride, it's freezing out." >friend agrees >"Hey, I noticed you don't have a car. If you live nearby we could give you a ride." >"ugh, no. My mom's gonna pick me up." >did he actually f------ say that >friend looking at him with w-- eyes >drive away TIL that not everything on the internet is untrue. 3 REPLIES

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4chan on police | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Oi/IMEH0 ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Вe a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KB JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them
Anonymous (ID: Oi/IMEH0 ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Вe a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KB JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them

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Anon likes beef | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Qy9uYUpw )0 Cow appreciation Thread 11/22/21(Mon)10:59:29 No.348925254 148 1485 Capture d'écran 2021-11-22 à 16.58.47.png 2.27 MB PNG I like cows. Cows are cool. >They provide us with Raw Milk. >They provide us with steaks. >lt makes the k---- and leftoïds seethe. Cows are cool.
: Anonymous (ID: Qy9uYUpw )0 Cow appreciation Thread 11/22/21(Mon)10:59:29 No.348925254 148 1485 Capture d'écran 2021-11-22 à 16.58.47.png 2.27 MB PNG I like cows. Cows are cool. >They provide us with Raw Milk. >They provide us with steaks. >lt makes the k---- and leftoïds seethe. Cows are cool.

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ANON GETS IN TROUBLE | /r/Greentext

/b/ this is my own tard story, this is the story of Hamid. >Be me >Be in 5th grade >First day of school >There is some kid there I don't 77 KB JPG recognize >Teacher says he's a new kid from the middle east >We try to be nice >He says his dad is Pakistani >l don't care, but some kids start calling him p--- >Find out through talking to him a bit that he's not that well up there (I didn't know what a tard is) >FFS 3 days >We're playing soccer >l'm team captain for the game >PE teacher is nowhere to be found >Hamid is in the goal post >I tell him to move since I was playing goalie >He screams and tells me he won't >l scream back >He then runs at me full force with his fist in the air >l just stick my hand out >He falls >Starts jumping up at me screaming >Then I push him to get him away >He starts crying >Teacher comes out >MFW when I get in trouble for not letting him hit me If you want more Hamid stories just ask, I have plenty.
/b/ this is my own tard story, this is the story of Hamid. >Be me >Be in 5th grade >First day of school >There is some kid there I don't 77 KB JPG recognize >Teacher says he's a new kid from the middle east >We try to be nice >He says his dad is Pakistani >l don't care, but some kids start calling him p--- >Find out through talking to him a bit that he's not that well up there (I didn't know what a tard is) >FFS 3 days >We're playing soccer >l'm team captain for the game >PE teacher is nowhere to be found >Hamid is in the goal post >I tell him to move since I was playing goalie >He screams and tells me he won't >l scream back >He then runs at me full force with his fist in the air >l just stick my hand out >He falls >Starts jumping up at me screaming >Then I push him to get him away >He starts crying >Teacher comes out >MFW when I get in trouble for not letting him hit me If you want more Hamid stories just ask, I have plenty.

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