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Anons brother watches too much hentai | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 minutes ago 867266728 >Be me >Accidentally catch my 14 year old brother on Nhentai >Was gonna never bring it up again but the little f--- started acting weird >Apparently he's been browsing the shotacon, i-----, milf tags cuz he's recently taken an interest in our aunt >mf isn't even subtle about it >Thinks the world runs on hentai logic >One night when we're sleeping over at her place he wakes up at like 12:00pm and gets out of bed >l'm still awake and follow him >lil bro goes to aunt reading on the couch >He has a massive f------ boner >Pulls the generic hentai "It suddenly got big" "help me" >Whips out his c--- and gets closer expecting a f--- >Instead gets screamed at by the aunt and essentially every member of the family the next day, + no internet, TV or videogames for the next year Serves you right you little f------ dumbass 5 REPLIES
Anonymous 47 minutes ago 867266728 >Be me >Accidentally catch my 14 year old brother on Nhentai >Was gonna never bring it up again but the little f--- started acting weird >Apparently he's been browsing the shotacon, i-----, milf tags cuz he's recently taken an interest in our aunt >mf isn't even subtle about it >Thinks the world runs on hentai logic >One night when we're sleeping over at her place he wakes up at like 12:00pm and gets out of bed >l'm still awake and follow him >lil bro goes to aunt reading on the couch >He has a massive f------ boner >Pulls the generic hentai "It suddenly got big" "help me" >Whips out his c--- and gets closer expecting a f--- >Instead gets screamed at by the aunt and essentially every member of the family the next day, + no internet, TV or videogames for the next year Serves you right you little f------ dumbass 5 REPLIES

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/redtext is all right | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Colorblind >Decide to make greentext >How did I do guys
>Be me >Colorblind >Decide to make greentext >How did I do guys

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anon meets some friendly chads at the gym :) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)12:05:29 No.66269994 >be me fatso >daily routine is to be depressed, go to work, go home, play video games and sleep >next to the bus stop which takes me to work is a big gym cetre >always think it is a normie shitplace 21 KB JPG >last monday decide to go in to see what is happening there cause why not >a friendly chad asks me if he can help me >"dont know I am just looking around" >he tells me that if I want they can help me, they can make me a workout rouine >decide to check it out why not >it turns out a personal trainer isnt even that expensive, I buy video games for more/month and bought a month who cares >go next day, an another friendly chad waited for me >he made a nice workout for me for everyday just 30 minutes till I get used to it >also there is kicking and boxing stuff >actually started having a good time and feel like I have a purpose in life and went since that everyday >actually started to feel better and I found differences on my leg after one week And I didn't even play video games for week cause I dont feel the need for it. Try it fellow fatsos aswell. I never thought working out can be this fullfilling to my soul View Thread
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)12:05:29 No.66269994 >be me fatso >daily routine is to be depressed, go to work, go home, play video games and sleep >next to the bus stop which takes me to work is a big gym cetre >always think it is a normie shitplace 21 KB JPG >last monday decide to go in to see what is happening there cause why not >a friendly chad asks me if he can help me >"dont know I am just looking around" >he tells me that if I want they can help me, they can make me a workout rouine >decide to check it out why not >it turns out a personal trainer isnt even that expensive, I buy video games for more/month and bought a month who cares >go next day, an another friendly chad waited for me >he made a nice workout for me for everyday just 30 minutes till I get used to it >also there is kicking and boxing stuff >actually started having a good time and feel like I have a purpose in life and went since that everyday >actually started to feel better and I found differences on my leg after one week And I didn't even play video games for week cause I dont feel the need for it. Try it fellow fatsos aswell. I never thought working out can be this fullfilling to my soul View Thread

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Patron of the arts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)09:00:29 No.66268629 >horny f----- >have very specific fetish you have to pay to get any good content for >don't want to fall into the trap of supporting any women on onlyfans >subscribe to artists patreon's who are fellow horny losers like me 6 KB JPG instead of insta-thots >make the switch to 2D anons >help make the world a better place : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)09:48:10 No.66268943 >>66268629 (OP) # Good man. Women don't deserve shekels.
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)09:00:29 No.66268629 >horny f----- >have very specific fetish you have to pay to get any good content for >don't want to fall into the trap of supporting any women on onlyfans >subscribe to artists patreon's who are fellow horny losers like me 6 KB JPG instead of insta-thots >make the switch to 2D anons >help make the world a better place : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)09:48:10 No.66268943 >>66268629 (OP) # Good man. Women don't deserve shekels.

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Anon is a day trader | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)03:55:18 No.64399803 1597869454739.png 19 KB PNG >>64399637 (OP) # >invests In crypto once >loses a month of wages I'm something of a day trader myself
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)03:55:18 No.64399803 1597869454739.png 19 KB PNG >>64399637 (OP) # >invests In crypto once >loses a month of wages I'm something of a day trader myself

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Anon stacks food | /r/Greentext

File: cc1.jpg (28 KB, 619x453) Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)12:53:19 No.66267854 [Reply] >>66267879 >Job stacking shelves at the supermarket >Stacking the cat food and the dog food >Notice the price on the cans >stack the food l ate as a child >Notice that my mum spent more food on the cat and the dog than on me or my brother. It really hurts.
File: cc1.jpg (28 KB, 619x453) Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)12:53:19 No.66267854 [Reply] >>66267879 >Job stacking shelves at the supermarket >Stacking the cat food and the dog food >Notice the price on the cans >stack the food l ate as a child >Notice that my mum spent more food on the cat and the dog than on me or my brother. It really hurts.

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Anon drank coffee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)22:19:27 No.867223560 1637183079158.jpg 36 KB JPG >drank coffee an hour ago >can feel my bowels turning into the Krakatoa Wish me luck /b/ros
: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)22:19:27 No.867223560 1637183079158.jpg 36 KB JPG >drank coffee an hour ago >can feel my bowels turning into the Krakatoa Wish me luck /b/ros

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anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)18:48:19 No.66263157 >Fap to straight p---, i need 2 hours to just barely c-- >Fap to futa on male and self-insert on the guy who is getting butt-f----- by the futa, c-- buckets in less than 2 minutes. What does this mean? 75 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)18:48:19 No.66263157 >Fap to straight p---, i need 2 hours to just barely c-- >Fap to futa on male and self-insert on the guy who is getting butt-f----- by the futa, c-- buckets in less than 2 minutes. What does this mean? 75 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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qt 3.14 nurse gives anon a jack off | /r/Greentext

A true story from my youth >be me >extremely depressed with crippling anxiety >finally decide to end it all >take lots of Xanax and wash it 25 KB PNG down with a handle >pass the f--- out >parents find me and rush me to hospital >unfortunately the doctor saves me >two cops come into room and ask me to take drug test >walk to bathroom with dad, qt nurse, and two cops >still extremely intoxicated >me to nurse "can you jack me off?" >dad in shock "did he really just say that?" >nurse "yes" >l don't hear my dad and I think the nurse said yes to my question >turn back to dad and say "later virgin" >mfw I called my dad a virgin
A true story from my youth >be me >extremely depressed with crippling anxiety >finally decide to end it all >take lots of Xanax and wash it 25 KB PNG down with a handle >pass the f--- out >parents find me and rush me to hospital >unfortunately the doctor saves me >two cops come into room and ask me to take drug test >walk to bathroom with dad, qt nurse, and two cops >still extremely intoxicated >me to nurse "can you jack me off?" >dad in shock "did he really just say that?" >nurse "yes" >l don't hear my dad and I think the nurse said yes to my question >turn back to dad and say "later virgin" >mfw I called my dad a virgin

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Anon watches tutorials | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)22:50:36 No.64526525 >go on random tutorial >type "why did you make this tutorial I already know how to do it" >leave without an explanation 65 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)22:50:36 No.64526525 >go on random tutorial >type "why did you make this tutorial I already know how to do it" >leave without an explanation 65 KB JPG

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Anon is easily satisfied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)08:56:18 No.66254491 Apu and his homies are about to volunteer in a soup kitchen to help feed the homeless - they're all very excited The FooGommunity 1637297980881.png 536 KB PNG >Large apple pie from nice store costs 4.99 >Wagie job pays 10 an hour >Can afford to eat TWO WHOLE apple pies for an hours work. So anon, why aren't you waging yet?
: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)08:56:18 No.66254491 Apu and his homies are about to volunteer in a soup kitchen to help feed the homeless - they're all very excited The FooGommunity 1637297980881.png 536 KB PNG >Large apple pie from nice store costs 4.99 >Wagie job pays 10 an hour >Can afford to eat TWO WHOLE apple pies for an hours work. So anon, why aren't you waging yet?

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e-thots strike again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 52556107 3 hr ago •• >broke down and gave money to a female streamer again She said my name and put it on screen and it was all I needed to c-- 93.1 kB PNG
Anonymous | 52556107 3 hr ago •• >broke down and gave money to a female streamer again She said my name and put it on screen and it was all I needed to c-- 93.1 kB PNG

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Anon does not want to sacrifice his health for capitalism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)08:06:41 No.66266128 >all the old ladies at my supermarket job have f----- knees from constant bending, they're noticeably in pain every time they go down to stack something in a shelf. 7 KB JPG How the f--- are normies okay with destroying their body for their job? I only work part time because full time work on the menial level seems to shred your health.
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)08:06:41 No.66266128 >all the old ladies at my supermarket job have f----- knees from constant bending, they're noticeably in pain every time they go down to stack something in a shelf. 7 KB JPG How the f--- are normies okay with destroying their body for their job? I only work part time because full time work on the menial level seems to shred your health.

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Anon goes to Bible camp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)09:43:19 No.867248993 >be 15 >in a bible camp >girl in a wheelchair, who is actually f------ hot as f---, is sitting in her chair next to the sports field >go up to her and ask if she's ok >she say yeah, but obviously she's a bit bored not being able to play >get a tennis ball and we throw it back and forth >later on she texts me from her lodgings (girls and boys are in separate areas) asking if I wanna meet at sunset >meet the chick, she's folded her chair and is sitting on a blanket so she doesn't seem broken >2 hours later we're kissing, I tear her clothes off, undress, and f--- her >it's really hard to control her legs while I'm on my knees thrusting, as they are flopping about in my one free hand >see camp leaders coming close, I say "F---, run" and run away >mfw I later realize she was disabled and she was lying there naked when the bible leaders came around >>867249446 # >>867249866 #
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)09:43:19 No.867248993 >be 15 >in a bible camp >girl in a wheelchair, who is actually f------ hot as f---, is sitting in her chair next to the sports field >go up to her and ask if she's ok >she say yeah, but obviously she's a bit bored not being able to play >get a tennis ball and we throw it back and forth >later on she texts me from her lodgings (girls and boys are in separate areas) asking if I wanna meet at sunset >meet the chick, she's folded her chair and is sitting on a blanket so she doesn't seem broken >2 hours later we're kissing, I tear her clothes off, undress, and f--- her >it's really hard to control her legs while I'm on my knees thrusting, as they are flopping about in my one free hand >see camp leaders coming close, I say "F---, run" and run away >mfw I later realize she was disabled and she was lying there naked when the bible leaders came around >>867249446 # >>867249866 #

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anon is now a part of the club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- 22 KB PNG >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- 22 KB PNG >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards

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Germany vs Israel 2 Electric Boogaloo | /r/Greentext

No.87571996 11 hours ago Germany >Jurgen WHY THE F--- CANT YOU JUST WRITE JUERGEN ITS F------ JUERGEN IF YOU DONT HAVE AN UMLAUT HIS NAME IS NOT JURGEN 25 replies No.8757215111 hours ago Israel >>87571996 how about killing yourself you disgusting germ*n 24 replies No.87572244 11 hours ago Germany >>87572151 how about you leave through the chimney like your grandpa 32 replies
No.87571996 11 hours ago Germany >Jurgen WHY THE F--- CANT YOU JUST WRITE JUERGEN ITS F------ JUERGEN IF YOU DONT HAVE AN UMLAUT HIS NAME IS NOT JURGEN 25 replies No.8757215111 hours ago Israel >>87571996 how about killing yourself you disgusting germ*n 24 replies No.87572244 11 hours ago Germany >>87572151 how about you leave through the chimney like your grandpa 32 replies

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3/10 the right | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)12:48:52 No.185233552 >be me >18 >finally get a girl's attention >she's a 3/10 but she got a nice booty >cheeks are slightly unproportionate size but eh >arrive at her house to take her to 28 KB JPG the inernational house of pancakes (so I can clap those hot cakes later) >she says she doesn't want pancakes >mmkay >I go into her house and we go her to the room >entire house smells like cats >my feet are crunching cat litter and fossilized cat s--- >oh f--- >we start kissing >i grab both of her booty cheeks, one hand slightly more full than the other >l go to eat her ass >booty hole has toilet paper crusts >on a strictly low carb diet >tell her I dont feel good and we should sex in the morning >we decide to cuddle >she falls asleep but Im still wide awake >decide to scavenge the house to find something so I can clean her booty hole before morning sexy time >i look through her cabinets and all I can find is cat food >l notice she accidentally left her toaster on >haha what a dumby >idea.jpeg >l get some cat food and empty them into the toaster >literally create a cat food/toaster p---- >l climb on her counter and mount the toaster >the cat food smells so bad but it feels great on my weiner >literallybetterthanpussy.jpeg >the light turns on and it's the 3/10 >WHAT THE F--- ARE U DOING ANON?! >l slip and fall >cat food everywhere >90 cats come out of nowhere >MY BABIES!! >Cats are literally eating the food and sucking my d--- all at once >cant get up because of these fat f---- laying on me >3/10 is freaking out, not helping the situation >cats start biting my d--- >screaming.jpeg >3/10 grabs water and starts dumping it on cats >getting clawed to death >losing too much blood and c-- >l see a light >lt's xxxtentacion >"spotlight uh moonlight uh" >the cats burst into flames >Jah takes my hand >"it's your time now, anon" >l float to heaven with x >3/10 pissing and s------- herself in anger >ask X to kick her ass >X says he doesnt do that anymore >mmkay >in heaven now and losing wifi >bye
: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)12:48:52 No.185233552 >be me >18 >finally get a girl's attention >she's a 3/10 but she got a nice booty >cheeks are slightly unproportionate size but eh >arrive at her house to take her to 28 KB JPG the inernational house of pancakes (so I can clap those hot cakes later) >she says she doesn't want pancakes >mmkay >I go into her house and we go her to the room >entire house smells like cats >my feet are crunching cat litter and fossilized cat s--- >oh f--- >we start kissing >i grab both of her booty cheeks, one hand slightly more full than the other >l go to eat her ass >booty hole has toilet paper crusts >on a strictly low carb diet >tell her I dont feel good and we should sex in the morning >we decide to cuddle >she falls asleep but Im still wide awake >decide to scavenge the house to find something so I can clean her booty hole before morning sexy time >i look through her cabinets and all I can find is cat food >l notice she accidentally left her toaster on >haha what a dumby >idea.jpeg >l get some cat food and empty them into the toaster >literally create a cat food/toaster p---- >l climb on her counter and mount the toaster >the cat food smells so bad but it feels great on my weiner >literallybetterthanpussy.jpeg >the light turns on and it's the 3/10 >WHAT THE F--- ARE U DOING ANON?! >l slip and fall >cat food everywhere >90 cats come out of nowhere >MY BABIES!! >Cats are literally eating the food and sucking my d--- all at once >cant get up because of these fat f---- laying on me >3/10 is freaking out, not helping the situation >cats start biting my d--- >screaming.jpeg >3/10 grabs water and starts dumping it on cats >getting clawed to death >losing too much blood and c-- >l see a light >lt's xxxtentacion >"spotlight uh moonlight uh" >the cats burst into flames >Jah takes my hand >"it's your time now, anon" >l float to heaven with x >3/10 pissing and s------- herself in anger >ask X to kick her ass >X says he doesnt do that anymore >mmkay >in heaven now and losing wifi >bye

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anon made her gf cry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)00:26:43 No.23279643 >tranner gf asks me what I want for Christmas >says she'll do anything >tell her I want her to top me just once >she starts crying and leaves W-- did I do wrong? Is there any way to fix this? 98 KB GIF
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)00:26:43 No.23279643 >tranner gf asks me what I want for Christmas >says she'll do anything >tell her I want her to top me just once >she starts crying and leaves W-- did I do wrong? Is there any way to fix this? 98 KB GIF

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Anon doesn't like reddit! | /r/Greentext

jpg (54 kB, 940x470) No.780619686 Anonymous 16 min ago Why is reddit inhabited purely with bitter f------ retards / b/? >be me >on reddit >this looks like an okay site me thinks! >pherhaps those 4chan guys were wrong after all >post to r/pics >first submission, wait for the upvotes and comments to role in >it's been ten minutes and nothing.. >finally receive a comment >mod message: You have been banned from r/pics >what the f---! >try to contact mod... >He mutes me >.. Un-f------ real! >l guess 4chan was right after all >lf you can't even post snapshots of ISIS beheading videos, what's even the point of existing.. >back to 4chan I go >feelsbadman.gif
jpg (54 kB, 940x470) No.780619686 Anonymous 16 min ago Why is reddit inhabited purely with bitter f------ retards / b/? >be me >on reddit >this looks like an okay site me thinks! >pherhaps those 4chan guys were wrong after all >post to r/pics >first submission, wait for the upvotes and comments to role in >it's been ten minutes and nothing.. >finally receive a comment >mod message: You have been banned from r/pics >what the f---! >try to contact mod... >He mutes me >.. Un-f------ real! >l guess 4chan was right after all >lf you can't even post snapshots of ISIS beheading videos, what's even the point of existing.. >back to 4chan I go >feelsbadman.gif

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)00:17:49 No.867211172 >almost black friday >they don't sell slaves 40 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)00:17:49 No.867211172 >almost black friday >they don't sell slaves 40 KB JPG

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