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: Anonymous 08/19/19(Mon)12:28:07 No.807496699 Feeling cute. Might maul the neighbor's child later. IDK > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around 65 KB JPG > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > P----. Never seen a p---- before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread
: Anonymous 08/19/19(Mon)12:28:07 No.807496699 Feeling cute. Might maul the neighbor's child later. IDK > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around 65 KB JPG > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > P----. Never seen a p---- before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread

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Anon goes to the club | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)12:56:29 No.28397882 File: 1395056920276.png (489 KB, 571x540) >Be at club >Bouncer is just this typical fat guy with a crew cut >Comment with my friends on why the f--- he is a bouncer >Later on in the night see a roid freak causing a ruckus over spilled drink >Roider flips a table and pushes this little skinny guy >In comes bouncer looking all fat and p----- >Roider instantly pushes up on him >Bouncer has none of that >Within a few quick moves and body placements the roider is flat on his face in a head lock >Can't break free of fatties crushing moobs on the back of his head >10 minutes later police show up and take him away >MFW Bouncer just waddled back out in front of club like it was nothing
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)12:56:29 No.28397882 File: 1395056920276.png (489 KB, 571x540) >Be at club >Bouncer is just this typical fat guy with a crew cut >Comment with my friends on why the f--- he is a bouncer >Later on in the night see a roid freak causing a ruckus over spilled drink >Roider flips a table and pushes this little skinny guy >In comes bouncer looking all fat and p----- >Roider instantly pushes up on him >Bouncer has none of that >Within a few quick moves and body placements the roider is flat on his face in a head lock >Can't break free of fatties crushing moobs on the back of his head >10 minutes later police show up and take him away >MFW Bouncer just waddled back out in front of club like it was nothing

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Anon makes use of his family heirloom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)17:08:32 No.860973321 >be me >about to go to girlfriends house to hopefully lose my virginity >letsfuckinggo.jpeg >need to shave pubes >need to find another razor because i lost 62 KB JPG mine >find an extra one in the bathroom >use it to shave pubes >penis looking fine as hell >go to girlfriends house and lose virginity >letsfuckinggoparttwo.jpeg >next day >mom asks me if i used grandpas razor (my grandfather lived with us) >mfw i know that she knows that i am the only one who could've used it because my grandpa died from a heart attack like a month ago >i say yes and i'm sorry i didn't know >tfw i used my dead grandfathers razor to shave my d--- atleast i got laid tho
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)17:08:32 No.860973321 >be me >about to go to girlfriends house to hopefully lose my virginity >letsfuckinggo.jpeg >need to shave pubes >need to find another razor because i lost 62 KB JPG mine >find an extra one in the bathroom >use it to shave pubes >penis looking fine as hell >go to girlfriends house and lose virginity >letsfuckinggoparttwo.jpeg >next day >mom asks me if i used grandpas razor (my grandfather lived with us) >mfw i know that she knows that i am the only one who could've used it because my grandpa died from a heart attack like a month ago >i say yes and i'm sorry i didn't know >tfw i used my dead grandfathers razor to shave my d--- atleast i got laid tho

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Anon has an idea for a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 Movie idea >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues
: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 Movie idea >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues

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Damn thats crazy, where?? | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Online-only classes have started, experience is as s----- as you can probably imagine >Most boomer teachers care barely operate a computer, let alone teach a class on Zoom >Except English Teacher >English Teacher is female, late 20's/early 30's, kinda cutie 3.14 >Notice her webcam quality is good. Like, really good. Maybe too good >You can tell she has a nice camera, good lighting, microphone, etc >CamwhoreSpotted.png >l immediately ignore class to try and find her c------- profile >Peruse my usual harem for awhile, class is almost over >Found her cam profile >She is actively streaming >Streaming during class >Has a camera under desk, no panties >Chat's going wild learning about literature while jerking it Not sure what to do with this information/ b/ros 559,3 kB PNG
>Be me >Online-only classes have started, experience is as s----- as you can probably imagine >Most boomer teachers care barely operate a computer, let alone teach a class on Zoom >Except English Teacher >English Teacher is female, late 20's/early 30's, kinda cutie 3.14 >Notice her webcam quality is good. Like, really good. Maybe too good >You can tell she has a nice camera, good lighting, microphone, etc >CamwhoreSpotted.png >l immediately ignore class to try and find her c------- profile >Peruse my usual harem for awhile, class is almost over >Found her cam profile >She is actively streaming >Streaming during class >Has a camera under desk, no panties >Chat's going wild learning about literature while jerking it Not sure what to do with this information/ b/ros 559,3 kB PNG

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Truth is more vanilla than fiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:38:52 No.867288308 >be me >femanon with d-------- fetish >tell boyfriend what i want him to do for the first time we have seggs >it's immediately very uncomfortable >just have normal sex, none of my 570 KB JPG fetishes god it's so much weirder in real life than in my head and over text. : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:39:57 No.867288351 >>867288308 (OP) # T--- or gtfo
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:38:52 No.867288308 >be me >femanon with d-------- fetish >tell boyfriend what i want him to do for the first time we have seggs >it's immediately very uncomfortable >just have normal sex, none of my 570 KB JPG fetishes god it's so much weirder in real life than in my head and over text. : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:39:57 No.867288351 >>867288308 (OP) # T--- or gtfo

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Anon is a sigma male | /r/Greentext


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Anon enjoys a popsicle | /r/Greentext

>eating popsicle with my friend >it looks phallic >we lol a bit >lick it seductively while looking at him >he is laughing his ass off 366 KB PNG >put it in my mouth and push it as deep as i can >gag and then pull it out >i look like one of those hentai girls, spit trailing and everything >he stops laughing and then looks shocked >look down >rock hard
>eating popsicle with my friend >it looks phallic >we lol a bit >lick it seductively while looking at him >he is laughing his ass off 366 KB PNG >put it in my mouth and push it as deep as i can >gag and then pull it out >i look like one of those hentai girls, spit trailing and everything >he stops laughing and then looks shocked >look down >rock hard

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Anon is a redditor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 52 minutes ago 867267110: >go on 4chan and its nothing but BBC and t----- spam >go on any other chan and its all pedoshit 3 REPLIES
Anonymous 52 minutes ago 867267110: >go on 4chan and its nothing but BBC and t----- spam >go on any other chan and its all pedoshit 3 REPLIES

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Anon doesn’t believe in the U.S. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)14:14:14 No.63423667 >be me >british >wake up, eat my black pudding and stale bacon >don't brush my teeth >go to work where I scrape the literal faeces off the streets 23 KB JPG >get stabbed >go to the pub and spend my hard earned 19.50 on 2 pints of stale lager >get stabbed >go back to my revolting 1 bed apartment >eat my undercooked sausages with plain mashed potato >don't brush my teeth >sleep >repeat The UK has to be a prank at this point
: Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)14:14:14 No.63423667 >be me >british >wake up, eat my black pudding and stale bacon >don't brush my teeth >go to work where I scrape the literal faeces off the streets 23 KB JPG >get stabbed >go to the pub and spend my hard earned 19.50 on 2 pints of stale lager >get stabbed >go back to my revolting 1 bed apartment >eat my undercooked sausages with plain mashed potato >don't brush my teeth >sleep >repeat The UK has to be a prank at this point

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Anon is not an antimasker | /r/Greentext

>Be me >two months ago >goes to local gun store >walk in masked up because my mother is immuno compromised >see a bunch of chuds no masks >it'scool.exe >go to the 9mm >grabs two boxes to leave some for other people >go to register >owner is there >5'5 350lb manlet >owner looks right at me >I can't ring you up until you take off that mask >wut.exe >you serious? >yes, I'm not ringing you up until you take of that mask >try to tell him that my mother can die very easily if I give this to her >TAKE IT OFF OR GET OUT! >I leave the 9mm and walk out >fast forward to this morning >| go back to pick up a gun I got shipped there before he spazed on me >there is only one guy at the register >they leave you all by yourself Eh? >No actually the owner caught covid and died three days ago The s--- eating grin I had under my mask when he told me that, served that chud right.
>Be me >two months ago >goes to local gun store >walk in masked up because my mother is immuno compromised >see a bunch of chuds no masks >it'scool.exe >go to the 9mm >grabs two boxes to leave some for other people >go to register >owner is there >5'5 350lb manlet >owner looks right at me >I can't ring you up until you take off that mask >wut.exe >you serious? >yes, I'm not ringing you up until you take of that mask >try to tell him that my mother can die very easily if I give this to her >TAKE IT OFF OR GET OUT! >I leave the 9mm and walk out >fast forward to this morning >| go back to pick up a gun I got shipped there before he spazed on me >there is only one guy at the register >they leave you all by yourself Eh? >No actually the owner caught covid and died three days ago The s--- eating grin I had under my mask when he told me that, served that chud right.

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The next generation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)23:59:56 No.66277424 psych ward 1629998766632.jpg 112 KB JPG Why is everyone mentally ill and gay? >got job at Cafe >All employees are college students >even the owner is in college, doing a master's >am only one not in college >all the employees there have mental illnesses and are LGBT except for the one white dude that works there >they make their mental illness one of their main personality traits and joke about it all the time >>haha have to take drugs for anxiety again >one of the guy's entire personality is being mentally ill and saying and doing random stuff because of it >>The masculine urge to rip my face off (sic) >they're all gay or bisexual, again except for the one white dude >one of them is nonbinary or something but is clearly a girl I don't get it bros
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)23:59:56 No.66277424 psych ward 1629998766632.jpg 112 KB JPG Why is everyone mentally ill and gay? >got job at Cafe >All employees are college students >even the owner is in college, doing a master's >am only one not in college >all the employees there have mental illnesses and are LGBT except for the one white dude that works there >they make their mental illness one of their main personality traits and joke about it all the time >>haha have to take drugs for anxiety again >one of the guy's entire personality is being mentally ill and saying and doing random stuff because of it >>The masculine urge to rip my face off (sic) >they're all gay or bisexual, again except for the one white dude >one of them is nonbinary or something but is clearly a girl I don't get it bros

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found in thee | /r/Greentext

>kanye west replaces zayn in one direction >kanye kicks everyone out of the band >"there's only one direction 51 KB JPG fam" >tfw it's west
>kanye west replaces zayn in one direction >kanye kicks everyone out of the band >"there's only one direction 51 KB JPG fam" >tfw it's west

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Silver lining | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:37:12 No.867288228 >be me >19m, virgin >cousin comes to visit, he is too young to go to bars so we drink at my place >end up going for a walk and I need to piss real bad so we go to 103 KB PNG mcdonalds which is close to all bars/clubs >bathroom requires a purchase to use as it is locked with a key, cousin reluctantly buys drink so I can use the key >as I enter the bathroom, a beautiful girl rushes in behind me and asks if she can go first >l allow it even tho it's the boys room >we talk about how our nights are going, and she leaves phone in stall >after I am done I bring her phone as she is washing her hands, and I ask her if she wants a new number in her phone >she laughs and says that she is a lesbian, but I am really cute >I laugh as well and wish her well on her way >mfw I am proud of myself for having the courage to ask out a beautiful girl, even tho it didn't work out
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:37:12 No.867288228 >be me >19m, virgin >cousin comes to visit, he is too young to go to bars so we drink at my place >end up going for a walk and I need to piss real bad so we go to 103 KB PNG mcdonalds which is close to all bars/clubs >bathroom requires a purchase to use as it is locked with a key, cousin reluctantly buys drink so I can use the key >as I enter the bathroom, a beautiful girl rushes in behind me and asks if she can go first >l allow it even tho it's the boys room >we talk about how our nights are going, and she leaves phone in stall >after I am done I bring her phone as she is washing her hands, and I ask her if she wants a new number in her phone >she laughs and says that she is a lesbian, but I am really cute >I laugh as well and wish her well on her way >mfw I am proud of myself for having the courage to ask out a beautiful girl, even tho it didn't work out

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Desert Bus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)19:32:05 No.66274906 >blonde college sorority girl uses me for rides >she wants me to drive her to her friends house tonight (obviously a guy) ENOUGH 132 KB PNG I am going to pick her up and drive to the the desert ( live in arizona) and kick her out of my car. I am sick of being used by women. Is this legal to do? : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)19:35:08 No.66274938 >>66274906 (OP) # No, it Isn't
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)19:32:05 No.66274906 >blonde college sorority girl uses me for rides >she wants me to drive her to her friends house tonight (obviously a guy) ENOUGH 132 KB PNG I am going to pick her up and drive to the the desert ( live in arizona) and kick her out of my car. I am sick of being used by women. Is this legal to do? : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)19:35:08 No.66274938 >>66274906 (OP) # No, it Isn't

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Anon has a bad music taste | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)00:07:02 No.66273076 >be me >13 >in class listening to music with earphones >popular kid rips the plug out of my phone >presses play on youtube 443 KB PNG > hes listening to nightcore hes listening to nightcore! >whole class starts laughing >cry
: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)00:07:02 No.66273076 >be me >13 >in class listening to music with earphones >popular kid rips the plug out of my phone >presses play on youtube 443 KB PNG > hes listening to nightcore hes listening to nightcore! >whole class starts laughing >cry

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Anon tries asmr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/18(Wed)23:38:31 No.774734817 >can't fall asleep >put on asmr >try out the girlfriend one >realize how lonely I am >cry myself to sleep I mean it worked 25 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/18/18(Wed)23:38:31 No.774734817 >can't fall asleep >put on asmr >try out the girlfriend one >realize how lonely I am >cry myself to sleep I mean it worked 25 KB JPG

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Anon has a deep understanding of the nature of cows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)11:40:59 No.66255363 >Does anyone else think cows are cool? >Give me some interesting cow facts, fellow tards 90 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)11:42:30 No.66255372 >>66255363 (OP)_# Cows have best friends and they get sad if they dont see them or get to talk to them : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)11:45:31 No.66255387 >>66255363 (OP) # pros: >cows are nice to pet >they have big eyes >love being brushed cons: >they s--- liquid >if they moo near you you basically go deaf >their breath reeks to high hell >they always stampede towards me >has 537 mosquitoes surrounding their eyes at all time >can and will kill me if they wanted to they can also sleep while standing : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)11:49:00 No.66255405 Cows are very curious animals but also very timid. If you go into a field of cows, they may swarm over to investigate you, which can be frightening because they're large powerful animals, but if you shout and wave a stick they will run away. >>66255525 #
: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)11:40:59 No.66255363 >Does anyone else think cows are cool? >Give me some interesting cow facts, fellow tards 90 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)11:42:30 No.66255372 >>66255363 (OP)_# Cows have best friends and they get sad if they dont see them or get to talk to them : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)11:45:31 No.66255387 >>66255363 (OP) # pros: >cows are nice to pet >they have big eyes >love being brushed cons: >they s--- liquid >if they moo near you you basically go deaf >their breath reeks to high hell >they always stampede towards me >has 537 mosquitoes surrounding their eyes at all time >can and will kill me if they wanted to they can also sleep while standing : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)11:49:00 No.66255405 Cows are very curious animals but also very timid. If you go into a field of cows, they may swarm over to investigate you, which can be frightening because they're large powerful animals, but if you shout and wave a stick they will run away. >>66255525 #

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