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: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF

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Anon serves as a glowie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /um1iWG4 ) = 11/24/21(Wed)08:31:54 No.349244614 >>349228676 # >be me >college educated >want to serve my country Hmm, f--- the military they don't pay s--- >see FBI is recruiting W-well on TV they are really cool and aren't fat >apply >get hired >pretty fun just shoot guns and study Congratulations anon you're an agent >get my assignment >says ill be on criminal extremist detail Get excited >pack my AR15, body armor and issued helmet in my Tahoe and drive to the office >mfw I'm assigned to 4chan The f--- even is this >start reading threads >have to read /pol/ everyday Hmm they have some points >start laughing real loud and coworkers are starting to see my interest >mfw I got fired and now they read my posts
: Anonymous (ID: /um1iWG4 ) = 11/24/21(Wed)08:31:54 No.349244614 >>349228676 # >be me >college educated >want to serve my country Hmm, f--- the military they don't pay s--- >see FBI is recruiting W-well on TV they are really cool and aren't fat >apply >get hired >pretty fun just shoot guns and study Congratulations anon you're an agent >get my assignment >says ill be on criminal extremist detail Get excited >pack my AR15, body armor and issued helmet in my Tahoe and drive to the office >mfw I'm assigned to 4chan The f--- even is this >start reading threads >have to read /pol/ everyday Hmm they have some points >start laughing real loud and coworkers are starting to see my interest >mfw I got fired and now they read my posts

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Anon is cringe | /r/Greentext

F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe
F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe

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Anon posts on reddit! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)20:10:24 No.782820861 >Be me >17 fem >Try to get abotion >Start to hear whispers in my ear >Look behind me >Needle goes into my throat and I get knocked out 7 KB JPG >Wake up >Im tied to a chair >Look around >See Ben Shapiro >Pulls bat out >Hits me so hard I cant move >Takes the baby out, no painkiller >Says "Libtard, I will raise this baby" >Bleed and die in the middle of nowhere >All I see is ben sapiro chant a magic spell, and the baby grows into a clone of Ben Shapiro >I die a few minutes later
: Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)20:10:24 No.782820861 >Be me >17 fem >Try to get abotion >Start to hear whispers in my ear >Look behind me >Needle goes into my throat and I get knocked out 7 KB JPG >Wake up >Im tied to a chair >Look around >See Ben Shapiro >Pulls bat out >Hits me so hard I cant move >Takes the baby out, no painkiller >Says "Libtard, I will raise this baby" >Bleed and die in the middle of nowhere >All I see is ben sapiro chant a magic spell, and the baby grows into a clone of Ben Shapiro >I die a few minutes later

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Anon knows his name | /r/Greentext

1637567877195.png 2.02 MB PNG New Dragonball game. Thoughts? : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:13 No.578970020 name ? >>578970065 # >>578970115 # : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:50 No.578970065 >>578970020 # What mine? Tony. >>578970139 # >>578970194 # >>578971531 # >>578971625 # >>578971978 # >>578972230 # >>578972484 # >>578973816 #
1637567877195.png 2.02 MB PNG New Dragonball game. Thoughts? : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:13 No.578970020 name ? >>578970065 # >>578970115 # : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:50 No.578970065 >>578970020 # What mine? Tony. >>578970139 # >>578970194 # >>578971531 # >>578971625 # >>578971978 # >>578972230 # >>578972484 # >>578973816 #

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Some wholesomeness which hit me hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)18:50:34 No.797540172 >be me >be 13 >visiting grandmas house >grandma is really good at cooking a pork dinner >sit down with family 174 KB JPG >eat >pork dinner Is really nice >yum >chocolate cake is nice >yum yum >thank you grandma >say to myself "I will remember this" >l still do >thank you for the memories
: Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)18:50:34 No.797540172 >be me >be 13 >visiting grandmas house >grandma is really good at cooking a pork dinner >sit down with family 174 KB JPG >eat >pork dinner Is really nice >yum >chocolate cake is nice >yum yum >thank you grandma >say to myself "I will remember this" >l still do >thank you for the memories

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/devilish/ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.26583677 10 hours ago How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?
Anonymous No.26583677 10 hours ago How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?

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Anon goes on a date with a real qt 3.14 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F) E 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.216880530 >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of >nothing even remotely 4 KB JPG close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"
: Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F) E 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.216880530 >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of >nothing even remotely 4 KB JPG close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"

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See u later virgins | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/18(Thu)14:10:35 No.45794990 >be me >somebody makes fun of me >girl laughs at me >this means she was thinking of me >in other terms my image was in 6 KB JPG her brain for a short while >l've basically been inside her See you later, virgins 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 05/31/18(Thu)14:10:35 No.45794990 >be me >somebody makes fun of me >girl laughs at me >this means she was thinking of me >in other terms my image was in 6 KB JPG her brain for a short while >l've basically been inside her See you later, virgins 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon is a film enjoyer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/19(Mon)12:28:07 No.807496699 Feeling cute. Might maul the neighbor's child later. IDK > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around 65 KB JPG > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > P----. Never seen a p---- before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread
: Anonymous 08/19/19(Mon)12:28:07 No.807496699 Feeling cute. Might maul the neighbor's child later. IDK > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around 65 KB JPG > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > P----. Never seen a p---- before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread

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Anon goes to the club | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)12:56:29 No.28397882 File: 1395056920276.png (489 KB, 571x540) >Be at club >Bouncer is just this typical fat guy with a crew cut >Comment with my friends on why the f--- he is a bouncer >Later on in the night see a roid freak causing a ruckus over spilled drink >Roider flips a table and pushes this little skinny guy >In comes bouncer looking all fat and p----- >Roider instantly pushes up on him >Bouncer has none of that >Within a few quick moves and body placements the roider is flat on his face in a head lock >Can't break free of fatties crushing moobs on the back of his head >10 minutes later police show up and take him away >MFW Bouncer just waddled back out in front of club like it was nothing
Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)12:56:29 No.28397882 File: 1395056920276.png (489 KB, 571x540) >Be at club >Bouncer is just this typical fat guy with a crew cut >Comment with my friends on why the f--- he is a bouncer >Later on in the night see a roid freak causing a ruckus over spilled drink >Roider flips a table and pushes this little skinny guy >In comes bouncer looking all fat and p----- >Roider instantly pushes up on him >Bouncer has none of that >Within a few quick moves and body placements the roider is flat on his face in a head lock >Can't break free of fatties crushing moobs on the back of his head >10 minutes later police show up and take him away >MFW Bouncer just waddled back out in front of club like it was nothing

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Anon makes use of his family heirloom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)17:08:32 No.860973321 >be me >about to go to girlfriends house to hopefully lose my virginity >letsfuckinggo.jpeg >need to shave pubes >need to find another razor because i lost 62 KB JPG mine >find an extra one in the bathroom >use it to shave pubes >penis looking fine as hell >go to girlfriends house and lose virginity >letsfuckinggoparttwo.jpeg >next day >mom asks me if i used grandpas razor (my grandfather lived with us) >mfw i know that she knows that i am the only one who could've used it because my grandpa died from a heart attack like a month ago >i say yes and i'm sorry i didn't know >tfw i used my dead grandfathers razor to shave my d--- atleast i got laid tho
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)17:08:32 No.860973321 >be me >about to go to girlfriends house to hopefully lose my virginity >letsfuckinggo.jpeg >need to shave pubes >need to find another razor because i lost 62 KB JPG mine >find an extra one in the bathroom >use it to shave pubes >penis looking fine as hell >go to girlfriends house and lose virginity >letsfuckinggoparttwo.jpeg >next day >mom asks me if i used grandpas razor (my grandfather lived with us) >mfw i know that she knows that i am the only one who could've used it because my grandpa died from a heart attack like a month ago >i say yes and i'm sorry i didn't know >tfw i used my dead grandfathers razor to shave my d--- atleast i got laid tho

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Anon has an idea for a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 Movie idea >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues
: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 Movie idea >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues

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Damn thats crazy, where?? | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Online-only classes have started, experience is as s----- as you can probably imagine >Most boomer teachers care barely operate a computer, let alone teach a class on Zoom >Except English Teacher >English Teacher is female, late 20's/early 30's, kinda cutie 3.14 >Notice her webcam quality is good. Like, really good. Maybe too good >You can tell she has a nice camera, good lighting, microphone, etc >CamwhoreSpotted.png >l immediately ignore class to try and find her c------- profile >Peruse my usual harem for awhile, class is almost over >Found her cam profile >She is actively streaming >Streaming during class >Has a camera under desk, no panties >Chat's going wild learning about literature while jerking it Not sure what to do with this information/ b/ros 559,3 kB PNG
>Be me >Online-only classes have started, experience is as s----- as you can probably imagine >Most boomer teachers care barely operate a computer, let alone teach a class on Zoom >Except English Teacher >English Teacher is female, late 20's/early 30's, kinda cutie 3.14 >Notice her webcam quality is good. Like, really good. Maybe too good >You can tell she has a nice camera, good lighting, microphone, etc >CamwhoreSpotted.png >l immediately ignore class to try and find her c------- profile >Peruse my usual harem for awhile, class is almost over >Found her cam profile >She is actively streaming >Streaming during class >Has a camera under desk, no panties >Chat's going wild learning about literature while jerking it Not sure what to do with this information/ b/ros 559,3 kB PNG

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Truth is more vanilla than fiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:38:52 No.867288308 >be me >femanon with d-------- fetish >tell boyfriend what i want him to do for the first time we have seggs >it's immediately very uncomfortable >just have normal sex, none of my 570 KB JPG fetishes god it's so much weirder in real life than in my head and over text. : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:39:57 No.867288351 >>867288308 (OP) # T--- or gtfo
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:38:52 No.867288308 >be me >femanon with d-------- fetish >tell boyfriend what i want him to do for the first time we have seggs >it's immediately very uncomfortable >just have normal sex, none of my 570 KB JPG fetishes god it's so much weirder in real life than in my head and over text. : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)22:39:57 No.867288351 >>867288308 (OP) # T--- or gtfo

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