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: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)16:17:55 No.867392430 PEOPLE CAN SMELL C-- 49 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)16:17:55 No.867392430 PEOPLE CAN SMELL C-- 49 KB PNG

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Anon seeks medical advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck ina ukko >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you
: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck ina ukko >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you

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Anon has aspergers. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 790130879 Acum 1 h •.• >Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time >Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor >Gonna prove them wrong with a 23andme test 5,5 kB PNG >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test >Should have gotten 24andme >mfw O REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 790130879 Acum 1 h •.• >Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time >Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor >Gonna prove them wrong with a 23andme test 5,5 kB PNG >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test >Should have gotten 24andme >mfw O REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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Fresh anon of bel-air | /r/Greentext

How come he don't want me, man? 38FCOADD-7B95-4657-AE87-6098446E63E4.jpg 113 KB JPG >be 6 years old >dad leaves >be 24 with a decent job >dad returns >asks for money >give him $40,000 that I had saved up >"dad do you still have that money? I'm thinking of buying a house." >tells me I turned out a loser >leaves again
How come he don't want me, man? 38FCOADD-7B95-4657-AE87-6098446E63E4.jpg 113 KB JPG >be 6 years old >dad leaves >be 24 with a decent job >dad returns >asks for money >give him $40,000 that I had saved up >"dad do you still have that money? I'm thinking of buying a house." >tells me I turned out a loser >leaves again

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top 10 anime betrayals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it
: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it

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Anon has big racist | /r/Greentext

>be me, having a good time and listening to old music from the 90s >realize it will never be September 10, 2001 again >get sad f------ jews
>be me, having a good time and listening to old music from the 90s >realize it will never be September 10, 2001 again >get sad f------ jews

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Anon made it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 47183242 Il y a 0 min >be me >be at a restaurant with a couples of friends A >see a 9/10 qt3.14 waitress >friends tell me to leave her my number 1ke Tryeng tritnes c-- ofhendad over ts e onty had one puf of the theng and haety veuied wa forajoke uthete Dus a st >uwotfaggot.jpg >other friend start saying that I don't 55,7 kB JPG have the balls and that I'm too beta >yeahright.pdf >decide to make an alpha move and leave her my number because I don't want them to think I'm too much of a f-- >nobody has a pen >has to write my number on a napkin using ketchup and a knife >every one laughs because we all know that it is not going to work >ff 5 hours >I received a notification on my cellphone >go check >"hey, the ketchup was a really smooth move;)" What do anons, I have absolutely no idea on how to deal with that Pic unrealated
Anonymous | 47183242 Il y a 0 min >be me >be at a restaurant with a couples of friends A >see a 9/10 qt3.14 waitress >friends tell me to leave her my number 1ke Tryeng tritnes c-- ofhendad over ts e onty had one puf of the theng and haety veuied wa forajoke uthete Dus a st >uwotfaggot.jpg >other friend start saying that I don't 55,7 kB JPG have the balls and that I'm too beta >yeahright.pdf >decide to make an alpha move and leave her my number because I don't want them to think I'm too much of a f-- >nobody has a pen >has to write my number on a napkin using ketchup and a knife >every one laughs because we all know that it is not going to work >ff 5 hours >I received a notification on my cellphone >go check >"hey, the ketchup was a really smooth move;)" What do anons, I have absolutely no idea on how to deal with that Pic unrealated

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Anon is disgusted | /r/Greentext

2h (4/11 21:16) · 63162749 JPG 29KB · (403 x 331) >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f-----
2h (4/11 21:16) · 63162749 JPG 29KB · (403 x 331) >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f-----

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Anon likes President John Tyler | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: OFACX2N9 John Chad Tyler 11/24/21(Wed)17:48:18 No.349304807 >Be William Henry Harrison's Vice President >Do nothing >William Henry Harrison dies >Become 10th U.S. President >Be a member of the Whig Party >Veto all of the Whig Party bills >Become a WINO (Whig in name 2 KB JPG only) >Get kicked out of the Whig Party >ls hated by both Whigs and Democrats (the 2 major political parties at the time) >Doesn't come anywhere close to being reelected >Joins the Confederate House of Representatives during the Civil War >Dies just days before the first Confederate House meeting >ls remembered as one of the most unpopular presidents of all time >Still has a living grandson to this day How can someone be this based? 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: OFACX2N9 John Chad Tyler 11/24/21(Wed)17:48:18 No.349304807 >Be William Henry Harrison's Vice President >Do nothing >William Henry Harrison dies >Become 10th U.S. President >Be a member of the Whig Party >Veto all of the Whig Party bills >Become a WINO (Whig in name 2 KB JPG only) >Get kicked out of the Whig Party >ls hated by both Whigs and Democrats (the 2 major political parties at the time) >Doesn't come anywhere close to being reelected >Joins the Confederate House of Representatives during the Civil War >Dies just days before the first Confederate House meeting >ls remembered as one of the most unpopular presidents of all time >Still has a living grandson to this day How can someone be this based? 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is having an identity crisis | /r/Greentext

I'm having an identity crisis /b/ >be born brown >"I hate racists, it must be a terrible life feeling like a white supremacist" >actually try to imagine what it might feel like being a white supremacist 99 KB JPG >feels so f------ great >ohfuckyeah.gif >start imagining I'm a white supremacist all the time >feel invigorated and excited >mfw I was born in the wrong body >mfw l'm a trans-racist Can I identify as a white supremacist /b/ ?
I'm having an identity crisis /b/ >be born brown >"I hate racists, it must be a terrible life feeling like a white supremacist" >actually try to imagine what it might feel like being a white supremacist 99 KB JPG >feels so f------ great >ohfuckyeah.gif >start imagining I'm a white supremacist all the time >feel invigorated and excited >mfw I was born in the wrong body >mfw l'm a trans-racist Can I identify as a white supremacist /b/ ?

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Anon plays Mafia 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)12:09:14 No.63110295 >Be me >15 at the time >Little to no irl friends >No gf >Just got Mafia 2 >l am immediately interested in Joe Barbaro 93 KB JPG >Start copying his voice, mannerisms, language, and looks. >l basically start wearing a Hawaiian shirt with a leather jacket and jeans and acting like a stereotypical New Jersey or New York guy. >l'm also interested by classic cars due to Mafia 2 >Save up enough money to get a Karmann Ghia >get a s--- ton of friends >Somehow get an average looking gf >Get my first bj in spring >Get laid sometime during summer >Mfw Joe Barbaro got me laid
: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)12:09:14 No.63110295 >Be me >15 at the time >Little to no irl friends >No gf >Just got Mafia 2 >l am immediately interested in Joe Barbaro 93 KB JPG >Start copying his voice, mannerisms, language, and looks. >l basically start wearing a Hawaiian shirt with a leather jacket and jeans and acting like a stereotypical New Jersey or New York guy. >l'm also interested by classic cars due to Mafia 2 >Save up enough money to get a Karmann Ghia >get a s--- ton of friends >Somehow get an average looking gf >Get my first bj in spring >Get laid sometime during summer >Mfw Joe Barbaro got me laid

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Anon uses the N-word | /r/Greentext

>be me >be black >be at super bowl party last night >telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy guy calling me n----- 23 KB JPG >some white girl I'm not even talking to flinches and has a disgusted look on her face and says "please don't use that word" >l say "what word? N-----?" >she then says "you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word" >l tell her l'm the only black person here and I'm telling a story >she say "IDC I don't like when people use that word around me" >her three beta orbiters then walk over
>be me >be black >be at super bowl party last night >telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy guy calling me n----- 23 KB JPG >some white girl I'm not even talking to flinches and has a disgusted look on her face and says "please don't use that word" >l say "what word? N-----?" >she then says "you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word" >l tell her l'm the only black person here and I'm telling a story >she say "IDC I don't like when people use that word around me" >her three beta orbiters then walk over

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Anon gre v Slovenijo. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21 (Mon)14:03:06 No.142530727 >go to slovenia >waiting at s----- bus station in ljubljana >two guys (apparently serbian) are having a coffee and a smoke >suddenly they start yelling at each other 52 KB JPG >starts getting real heated >they just start beating the s--- out of each other >this goes on for 5 minutes >noone does anything >they end up walking away from it like nothing happened w--
: Anonymous 04/05/21 (Mon)14:03:06 No.142530727 >go to slovenia >waiting at s----- bus station in ljubljana >two guys (apparently serbian) are having a coffee and a smoke >suddenly they start yelling at each other 52 KB JPG >starts getting real heated >they just start beating the s--- out of each other >this goes on for 5 minutes >noone does anything >they end up walking away from it like nothing happened w--

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Anon creates a circle jerk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)22:24:25 No.66288551 ITT we pretend this is Reddit 535 KB GIF 116 Replies / 18 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:31:16 No.66294301 user: lesbiancrisisfartypoo i reject the idea of shaving my armpits 46 upvotes : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:32:06 No.66294304 >>66288551 (OP) # happy cake day! : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:34:02 No.66294317 >>66293060 # this has been debunked severl times. *downvotes you"
: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)22:24:25 No.66288551 ITT we pretend this is Reddit 535 KB GIF 116 Replies / 18 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:31:16 No.66294301 user: lesbiancrisisfartypoo i reject the idea of shaving my armpits 46 upvotes : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:32:06 No.66294304 >>66288551 (OP) # happy cake day! : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:34:02 No.66294317 >>66293060 # this has been debunked severl times. *downvotes you"

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Anon knows the law | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: uVy/Oy25) 11/21/21(Sun)15:58:22 No.348798710 >buy new car in illinois >state law says you can return a car to a dealer within 30 days for any reason no questions asked as long as its not damaged, full 100% refund >return car after 29 days >dealer is livid but must accept it by law >come back next day, inquire about the same car >act as if I know absolutely nothing about the events of the previous month >dealer is blurting out features and options through clenched teeth >l'm interested... can you run a car fax for me? >oh this car is used >l'm still interested but not at that price, here's half >sales wagie has to breathe into a paper bag so he doesn't collapse from stress >l buy a new car at half price
: Anonymous (ID: uVy/Oy25) 11/21/21(Sun)15:58:22 No.348798710 >buy new car in illinois >state law says you can return a car to a dealer within 30 days for any reason no questions asked as long as its not damaged, full 100% refund >return car after 29 days >dealer is livid but must accept it by law >come back next day, inquire about the same car >act as if I know absolutely nothing about the events of the previous month >dealer is blurting out features and options through clenched teeth >l'm interested... can you run a car fax for me? >oh this car is used >l'm still interested but not at that price, here's half >sales wagie has to breathe into a paper bag so he doesn't collapse from stress >l buy a new car at half price

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Anon's unfortunate name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)10:23:02 No.867367147 > born > be me > be named f------ Beauregarde why must god be so cruel 17 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)10:23:02 No.867367147 > born > be me > be named f------ Beauregarde why must god be so cruel 17 KB JPG

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anon hates on animals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX ) [l While we're at it, can we talk about these? >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we 127 KB JPG can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related
: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX ) [l While we're at it, can we talk about these? >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we 127 KB JPG can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related

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anon is a weirdo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue) 10:11:41 No.65203579 >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close 84 KB PNG >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue) 10:11:41 No.65203579 >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close 84 KB PNG >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense

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Anon tries being friendly | /r/Greentext

>go to therapist >ask for help with being social >she gives me homework >say hello to 20 people on the street before our next session >okletsdothis.gif >walking home from her office, pass a middle aged guy >"hi! how are you?" >holyshitididit.mp4 >"not too bad! how are you? god it's cold out!" 84.3 kB PNG >f--- he's starting a conversation. >"eh yeah... i dont like cold" >"do you live nearby? i'm just across here. maybe a cup of tea will warm you up" >wow this is easy, i'm already making friends >we go up to his apartment and he puts the kettle on >"so good christmas? spend it with your gf?" he asks >"um... no. with my parents. no gf" >"oh. break up with your last one recently?" >"uh... i've never had a gf" >"that's strange, nice looking young fella like yourself" he says and winks at me. >he sits down next to me and puts his hand on my knee and starts moving it up my thigh "ehhh i have to go to the bathroom" i say and run out of his apartment my therapist almost got me sodomized
>go to therapist >ask for help with being social >she gives me homework >say hello to 20 people on the street before our next session >okletsdothis.gif >walking home from her office, pass a middle aged guy >"hi! how are you?" >holyshitididit.mp4 >"not too bad! how are you? god it's cold out!" 84.3 kB PNG >f--- he's starting a conversation. >"eh yeah... i dont like cold" >"do you live nearby? i'm just across here. maybe a cup of tea will warm you up" >wow this is easy, i'm already making friends >we go up to his apartment and he puts the kettle on >"so good christmas? spend it with your gf?" he asks >"um... no. with my parents. no gf" >"oh. break up with your last one recently?" >"uh... i've never had a gf" >"that's strange, nice looking young fella like yourself" he says and winks at me. >he sits down next to me and puts his hand on my knee and starts moving it up my thigh "ehhh i have to go to the bathroom" i say and run out of his apartment my therapist almost got me sodomized

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