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Anon isn't a casual | /r/Greentext

vk.com/epiemuzik O Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >185678521 >>185677546 >tfw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: >>185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for
vk.com/epiemuzik O Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >185678521 >>185677546 >tfw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: >>185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for

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Me when the when | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:45:18 No.792708139 >be me >transgender >start hormones and start developing t--- >they are hairy as f--- >ask endocrinologist if it will ever stop >he says no and that i need laser 408 KB JPG >it costs a fortune Wat do /b/? : Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:47:01 No.792708238 >try to spit in the face of God >Become genetic abomination Things seem to be taking their natural course OP
: Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:45:18 No.792708139 >be me >transgender >start hormones and start developing t--- >they are hairy as f--- >ask endocrinologist if it will ever stop >he says no and that i need laser 408 KB JPG >it costs a fortune Wat do /b/? : Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:47:01 No.792708238 >try to spit in the face of God >Become genetic abomination Things seem to be taking their natural course OP

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Anon fell for it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)01:15:01 No.66371785 >quitting my job >female coworker asks if I have facebook >tell her no >she gives me her number >text her a few days later >ghosts me 171 KB PNG why
: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)01:15:01 No.66371785 >quitting my job >female coworker asks if I have facebook >tell her no >she gives me her number >text her a few days later >ghosts me 171 KB PNG why

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Anon is getting fit for a friend. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/19(Tue)16:41:47 No.51699198 >me, 4 years ago >24 >disgustingly obese piece of garbage >best friend fit as hell >tells me i should lose weight, never pushing it on me too much tho >keep telling him i could, if i wanted to, but i don't care >yeah... sure... >one day he signs me up for gym membership and offers to pay for it >"i just want a gym buddy, bruh. you don't have to do much, if you don't want to." >okaythen.jpg >friend gets into car accident 2 days later >dies. >m------------ dies. have not skipped a gym day since. lost ~200lbs (90kg) that first year. keeping it up to become the f------ bear he always told me i could be, if i cared and was disciplined enough. i'm gonna make it, bro. i'm gonna make it.
: Anonymous 07/23/19(Tue)16:41:47 No.51699198 >me, 4 years ago >24 >disgustingly obese piece of garbage >best friend fit as hell >tells me i should lose weight, never pushing it on me too much tho >keep telling him i could, if i wanted to, but i don't care >yeah... sure... >one day he signs me up for gym membership and offers to pay for it >"i just want a gym buddy, bruh. you don't have to do much, if you don't want to." >okaythen.jpg >friend gets into car accident 2 days later >dies. >m------------ dies. have not skipped a gym day since. lost ~200lbs (90kg) that first year. keeping it up to become the f------ bear he always told me i could be, if i cared and was disciplined enough. i'm gonna make it, bro. i'm gonna make it.

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Anon comes back home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)16:11:54 No.66366682 > Going to visit my s------- country. > Bringing Euros with me > They make the equivalence of 5 Euros a week > Thinking of making my cousin give me b------- for 1 Euro 158 KB PNG Bros, what is wrong with me? 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)16:11:54 No.66366682 > Going to visit my s------- country. > Bringing Euros with me > They make the equivalence of 5 Euros a week > Thinking of making my cousin give me b------- for 1 Euro 158 KB PNG Bros, what is wrong with me? 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon is a law abiding citizen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)11:37:54 No.579860367 >tfw don't know how to pirate games 214 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)11:37:54 No.579860367 >tfw don't know how to pirate games 214 KB PNG

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Anon Reads About Rhodesian War Tactics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)09:11:28 No.79676775 >>79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically f------ indirect fire >They are extremely confused by this >Eventually they ask a prisoner about it during interrogation >Literally none of them know what the sights are for, they think that choosing the bigger number makes the gun shoot harder Warfare in Africa is truly unbelievable >>79678011 # >>79678022 # >>79678742 #
: Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)09:11:28 No.79676775 >>79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically f------ indirect fire >They are extremely confused by this >Eventually they ask a prisoner about it during interrogation >Literally none of them know what the sights are for, they think that choosing the bigger number makes the gun shoot harder Warfare in Africa is truly unbelievable >>79678011 # >>79678022 # >>79678742 #

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Anon has insomnia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)04:38:19 No.66360692 >be me >first year in uni >friendless virgin who nobody talks to >roomate at my dorm is ultra giganormie >he tries to conversate with me but is put off when I accidentily reveal my power level and start talking really fast about weird existential s--- >never talks to me again and spends most of the day out with friends, so get to be by myself most days >develop insomnia among other things, end up laying in bed with my eyes closed pretending to sleep for hours every night >one night my normalfag roomate comes in the room with 3 of his normie friends >they all are extremely loud talking like tiktok f--- >fr fr no cap bussing >they make fun of me because I was laying sideways against the wall in a weird position >l just lay their with my eyes closed hoping they leave soon >feel lights flash on my face as they take pictures of me >roomate makes fun of me and says Im a loser loner who jerks off all day >roomate says everytime he comes into the room it smells like c-- >they all laugh and continue to make fun of me before eventually leaving >get up get dressed and spend the rest of my night in the local wooded area >cry because I know college is the last time I get to have a chance to make it and I already blew it >>66361074 # >>66361578 # >>66361656 # >>66361853 # >>66364225 #
: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)04:38:19 No.66360692 >be me >first year in uni >friendless virgin who nobody talks to >roomate at my dorm is ultra giganormie >he tries to conversate with me but is put off when I accidentily reveal my power level and start talking really fast about weird existential s--- >never talks to me again and spends most of the day out with friends, so get to be by myself most days >develop insomnia among other things, end up laying in bed with my eyes closed pretending to sleep for hours every night >one night my normalfag roomate comes in the room with 3 of his normie friends >they all are extremely loud talking like tiktok f--- >fr fr no cap bussing >they make fun of me because I was laying sideways against the wall in a weird position >l just lay their with my eyes closed hoping they leave soon >feel lights flash on my face as they take pictures of me >roomate makes fun of me and says Im a loser loner who jerks off all day >roomate says everytime he comes into the room it smells like c-- >they all laugh and continue to make fun of me before eventually leaving >get up get dressed and spend the rest of my night in the local wooded area >cry because I know college is the last time I get to have a chance to make it and I already blew it >>66361074 # >>66361578 # >>66361656 # >>66361853 # >>66364225 #

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Anon has a bully | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)14:53:30 No.66365994 >Me in school, probably around 10 >Class "bully" giving s--- to everyone at the table l'm at 33 KВ ЈPG >l'm in a bit of a pissy mood that day >Starts going after me >I reply "Yeah your mom" >His mom died a few months back which is why he was acting out >Everyone just stares at me >Teachers asks me to go outside >>66366174 #
: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)14:53:30 No.66365994 >Me in school, probably around 10 >Class "bully" giving s--- to everyone at the table l'm at 33 KВ ЈPG >l'm in a bit of a pissy mood that day >Starts going after me >I reply "Yeah your mom" >His mom died a few months back which is why he was acting out >Everyone just stares at me >Teachers asks me to go outside >>66366174 #

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Classic title | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/16(Tue)15:50:54 No.76301095 >going to a party >everybody watching movies >be generally introverted >haven't talked to anyone, just been watching the movies >movie ends, people debate what to watch >l decide to put on the movie I brought >it was pretty funny, and it had Jim Carrey in it >everyone really likes it >people start talking to me and thank me for bringing the movie >no one cared who I was until I put on The Mask >>76301165 # >>76301276 # >>76301346 # >>76301449 # >>76301636 # >>76301649 # >>76301761 # >>76301878 # >>76301945 # >>76303580 # >>76303897 # >>76305477 #
: Anonymous 11/15/16(Tue)15:50:54 No.76301095 >going to a party >everybody watching movies >be generally introverted >haven't talked to anyone, just been watching the movies >movie ends, people debate what to watch >l decide to put on the movie I brought >it was pretty funny, and it had Jim Carrey in it >everyone really likes it >people start talking to me and thank me for bringing the movie >no one cared who I was until I put on The Mask >>76301165 # >>76301276 # >>76301346 # >>76301449 # >>76301636 # >>76301649 # >>76301761 # >>76301878 # >>76301945 # >>76303580 # >>76303897 # >>76305477 #

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Anon lifts | /r/Greentext

File: 1638234712813.jpg (757 KB, 2320x3088) U Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)20:12:35 No.66358689 >start lifting 4 years ago >move a few weeks ago >new gym >see small fit asian girl checking me out >something snaps in my head, like a switch had been flipped >walk over to her and just say "hey I'm anon, you're really cute, wanna go get drinks?" >she smiles and says yes >we leave the gym and drive to a bar, get drinks, and then go back to my place and lose my virginity has it been this easy all along? O Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)20:17:24 No.66358763 Not only did I not ask, you have the audacity to come onto MY BOARD and tell these flagrant lies. Such slanderous and false remarks should have you beheaded, anon. Fake and gay, this is all that composes your matter.
File: 1638234712813.jpg (757 KB, 2320x3088) U Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)20:12:35 No.66358689 >start lifting 4 years ago >move a few weeks ago >new gym >see small fit asian girl checking me out >something snaps in my head, like a switch had been flipped >walk over to her and just say "hey I'm anon, you're really cute, wanna go get drinks?" >she smiles and says yes >we leave the gym and drive to a bar, get drinks, and then go back to my place and lose my virginity has it been this easy all along? O Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)20:17:24 No.66358763 Not only did I not ask, you have the audacity to come onto MY BOARD and tell these flagrant lies. Such slanderous and false remarks should have you beheaded, anon. Fake and gay, this is all that composes your matter.

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Anon has an objection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/21(Sun)12:50:07 No.866280121 >be the first human ever >die >2 million years later humans of the future uncover your skull >they call you "H---" and they call your children "h--- erectus" 31 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/07/21(Sun)12:50:07 No.866280121 >be the first human ever >die >2 million years later humans of the future uncover your skull >they call you "H---" and they call your children "h--- erectus" 31 KB JPG

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Anon is mad | /r/Greentext

: Anon 11/30/21(Tue)12:35:36 No.66365002 >be me >be 6'4 tall >have decent beardgrowth >am introverted but don't have social anxiety >have touched t------ before >am overweight but not a fat f--- >have a good paying job and a car 198 KB JPG >have some friends even some girls >still kissless virgin with 21 You f------ said it would be easy!
: Anon 11/30/21(Tue)12:35:36 No.66365002 >be me >be 6'4 tall >have decent beardgrowth >am introverted but don't have social anxiety >have touched t------ before >am overweight but not a fat f--- >have a good paying job and a car 198 KB JPG >have some friends even some girls >still kissless virgin with 21 You f------ said it would be easy!

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Anon chooses the wrong girl | /r/Greentext

ITT: Times you f----- up and chose the wrong girl, l'll start >be me >be 19 >met two australian girls whilst on holiday in europe, we'll call them 81 KB JPG Blondie and Paris, both solid 8/10 >f----- both of them >kept in touch with both >things start getting serious between me and Paris >Blondie was slightly hotter >and nicer >but would require more effort >bring Paris home to meet my parents >they like her >fuckyeah >older sister walks in >looks at Paris >Paris looks at her >I look at both of them >they are almost identical >mfw : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)00:08:54 No.746509864 i hope you slept well.
ITT: Times you f----- up and chose the wrong girl, l'll start >be me >be 19 >met two australian girls whilst on holiday in europe, we'll call them 81 KB JPG Blondie and Paris, both solid 8/10 >f----- both of them >kept in touch with both >things start getting serious between me and Paris >Blondie was slightly hotter >and nicer >but would require more effort >bring Paris home to meet my parents >they like her >fuckyeah >older sister walks in >looks at Paris >Paris looks at her >I look at both of them >they are almost identical >mfw : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)00:08:54 No.746509864 i hope you slept well.

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Anon tells an embarrassing story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)21:24:51 No.777376838 Embarrassing story time /b/ >be me >around 6 >parents get divorced >split time 50/50 with parents >mom stays in house >dad moves to s----- one room apartment >my sister, dad, and I all have to share one bedroom >entire apartment building has one specific smel >basically cherish that smell because it reminded my of 103 KB JPG childhood >ffw like 8 years >smell that smell again >"Holy f--- it's that smell!" >realize it smells fammilure >mfw I realize that smell is weed
: Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)21:24:51 No.777376838 Embarrassing story time /b/ >be me >around 6 >parents get divorced >split time 50/50 with parents >mom stays in house >dad moves to s----- one room apartment >my sister, dad, and I all have to share one bedroom >entire apartment building has one specific smel >basically cherish that smell because it reminded my of 103 KB JPG childhood >ffw like 8 years >smell that smell again >"Holy f--- it's that smell!" >realize it smells fammilure >mfw I realize that smell is weed

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Anon gets scammed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)07:48:46 No.66362859 204 B PNG >be me >in love with some bitch >she posts a story in a swimsuit >she jokes about opening an onlyfans >l know she doesn't have one otherwise I would've found it by now >reply her story and tell her I would actually buy a boob pic >she jokes that she'll only sell me a couple of pixels for 50 bucks >tell her l'm serious so she sends me her venmo >venmo her 50 dlls from my savings account >bitch is surprised that I actually did it >demand my boob pic >she sends me pic related >coom,jpg >realize it's not even her skin tone and doesn't look like the texture of a boob let alone a nipple Did I just get f------ scammed anons? : Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)08:06:10 No.66363027 >literally paying for a crumb of p---- >>66363035 # >>66363320 #
: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)07:48:46 No.66362859 204 B PNG >be me >in love with some bitch >she posts a story in a swimsuit >she jokes about opening an onlyfans >l know she doesn't have one otherwise I would've found it by now >reply her story and tell her I would actually buy a boob pic >she jokes that she'll only sell me a couple of pixels for 50 bucks >tell her l'm serious so she sends me her venmo >venmo her 50 dlls from my savings account >bitch is surprised that I actually did it >demand my boob pic >she sends me pic related >coom,jpg >realize it's not even her skin tone and doesn't look like the texture of a boob let alone a nipple Did I just get f------ scammed anons? : Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)08:06:10 No.66363027 >literally paying for a crumb of p---- >>66363035 # >>66363320 #

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Anon looks up to his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)04:16:52 No.65201009 >Be my dad >In college in the mid 70s >have engineering class >have to design a small structure that is as light and as strong as possible 106 KB PNG >get idea >go to hardware store >get small steel tubes >get something to wrap around the tube >Get helium >put helium in container >seal off container >go to class >structure weighs close to nothing and is also strong >get A on assignment He told me this story when I was a kid and he died a few years ago Love you dad
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)04:16:52 No.65201009 >Be my dad >In college in the mid 70s >have engineering class >have to design a small structure that is as light and as strong as possible 106 KB PNG >get idea >go to hardware store >get small steel tubes >get something to wrap around the tube >Get helium >put helium in container >seal off container >go to class >structure weighs close to nothing and is also strong >get A on assignment He told me this story when I was a kid and he died a few years ago Love you dad

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Anon makes a mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes
: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

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Anon works at Jollibee's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/17(Fri)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? : Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered 2>9006183 # 229006205 # : Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy
: Anonymous 06/02/17(Fri)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? : Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered 2>9006183 # 229006205 # : Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy

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