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: Anonymous (ID: UBJI06A9) Ea 03/28/21(Sun)10:53:44 No.314055710 Why is p--- "free"? EDEWINCIATENSIE 1.33 MB GIF : Anonymous (ID: ERMIQL5I ) 03/28/21(Sun)10:55:40 No.314055923 You pay with your soul. >>314056253 # >>314056324 # >>314056358 # >>314056703 # >>314056805 # >>314056930 # >>314058051 # >>314058688 # >>314059313 # >>314060353 # >>314060464 # >>314061625 # >>314062131 # >>314065229 # >>314067383 # >>314069964 # >>314070646 # >>314070660 # >>314071345 # >>314072426 # >>314073708 # >>314074561 # >>314076275 # >>314077770 # >>314077773 # >>314078918 # >>314079854 # >>314080244 #
: Anonymous (ID: UBJI06A9) Ea 03/28/21(Sun)10:53:44 No.314055710 Why is p--- "free"? EDEWINCIATENSIE 1.33 MB GIF : Anonymous (ID: ERMIQL5I ) 03/28/21(Sun)10:55:40 No.314055923 You pay with your soul. >>314056253 # >>314056324 # >>314056358 # >>314056703 # >>314056805 # >>314056930 # >>314058051 # >>314058688 # >>314059313 # >>314060353 # >>314060464 # >>314061625 # >>314062131 # >>314065229 # >>314067383 # >>314069964 # >>314070646 # >>314070660 # >>314071345 # >>314072426 # >>314073708 # >>314074561 # >>314076275 # >>314077770 # >>314077773 # >>314078918 # >>314079854 # >>314080244 #

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I'm your father, Luke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)05:10:43 No.860871920 >really f------ love eating my girl out >love hearing the sounds she makes >one time realise she makes a different kind of moan depending on what I'm doing 6 KB JPG >the sounds she makes vary in pitch, I can make her make specific noises at will >try to play the Darth Vader theme on her >almost got it >she snaps out of euphoria the second she figures out what l'm trying to do >mood killed instantly >she doesn't trust me down there again >tfw I'm not allowed to eat p---- anymore
: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)05:10:43 No.860871920 >really f------ love eating my girl out >love hearing the sounds she makes >one time realise she makes a different kind of moan depending on what I'm doing 6 KB JPG >the sounds she makes vary in pitch, I can make her make specific noises at will >try to play the Darth Vader theme on her >almost got it >she snaps out of euphoria the second she figures out what l'm trying to do >mood killed instantly >she doesn't trust me down there again >tfw I'm not allowed to eat p---- anymore

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Anon is wholesome and helpful | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)07:51:48 No.160016094 Dust.jpg 52 KB JPG >500 word essay due next week >havent even started : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)07:52:29 No.160016113 just type n----- 500 times
: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)07:51:48 No.160016094 Dust.jpg 52 KB JPG >500 word essay due next week >havent even started : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)07:52:29 No.160016113 just type n----- 500 times

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Anon leaves his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Hey /b/ when did you know that s--- wasn't going to work out with your ex? I'll start - WatEnoloyed 32 Free Online Coursen and Certificates You can eam in 2021 plate FREE CETCTOE >be me >first time at new girlfriend's apartment 400 KB JPG >she opens her fridge to get me something to drink >l see no less than four different squeezable containers of chocolate syrup "Hey gf, what is going on with all of that chocolate syrup?" >she says she has been squeezing it into her milk but it doesn't change the color or taste of her milk >be confused and ask her to show me >she squeezes in chocolate syrup >she sets the bottle down and just stares at her glass of milk and then at me She says, "I keep trying different brands but none of them work" >this dumb bitch didn't realize she had to stir it >she would drink the milk and then eat the syrup out of the bottom of the cup with a spoon or rinse it down the drain How can anyone be that f------ stupid?
Hey /b/ when did you know that s--- wasn't going to work out with your ex? I'll start - WatEnoloyed 32 Free Online Coursen and Certificates You can eam in 2021 plate FREE CETCTOE >be me >first time at new girlfriend's apartment 400 KB JPG >she opens her fridge to get me something to drink >l see no less than four different squeezable containers of chocolate syrup "Hey gf, what is going on with all of that chocolate syrup?" >she says she has been squeezing it into her milk but it doesn't change the color or taste of her milk >be confused and ask her to show me >she squeezes in chocolate syrup >she sets the bottle down and just stares at her glass of milk and then at me She says, "I keep trying different brands but none of them work" >this dumb bitch didn't realize she had to stir it >she would drink the milk and then eat the syrup out of the bottom of the cup with a spoon or rinse it down the drain How can anyone be that f------ stupid?

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Hell hath no fury | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage 6 KB JPG w-- happened here?
: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage 6 KB JPG w-- happened here?

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Anon has standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 hqdefault.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 hqdefault.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live

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Anon likes fish | /r/Greentext

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Race to the Bottom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)08:20:46 No.66380125 >be me >be male >be not racist >be bi (curious) >imagine f------ beautiful girls of all races 88 KB JPG >c-- hard >imagine getting f----- by handsome white boys whit a bwd >c-- harder >imagine f------ with men of other ethnicities >want to throw up why is this? i dont wanna be racist >_<
: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)08:20:46 No.66380125 >be me >be male >be not racist >be bi (curious) >imagine f------ beautiful girls of all races 88 KB JPG >c-- hard >imagine getting f----- by handsome white boys whit a bwd >c-- harder >imagine f------ with men of other ethnicities >want to throw up why is this? i dont wanna be racist >_<

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Anon browses 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/18(Tue)03:15:01 No.777751587 >Be me >haven't checked the Chan in awhile so let's see what's new at the h >trapthreadsandlolis.jpg Ok that's not surprising, give me your worst fowl wench >Snap/Kik thread 61 KB JPG >NANI >expect normal run of the mill nude exposure >14yr girl who's into men in their 30s and 40s, p-------- kink >Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, take a seat >in all my 12 years of coming here have I never seen something so awful >f16 want to be f----- by older men >f13 want to be gloryhole f----- by older men >f15 want to be f----- by older couple ..sweet jesus..I feel as if I'm going to get my doors kicked down by The FBI just for reading that s--- >vomit.mov >beg myself to stop but morbid curiousity stays persistent >absolutely disgusted, gagging at these replies >whathaveidone.jpg I came here for retarded greentexts But all I saw was little girls wanting to be f----- by pedophiles >open bible >flip through a few pages We are doomed. Completely doomed. FBI, pls, get these f------ kids out of here
: Anonymous 08/21/18(Tue)03:15:01 No.777751587 >Be me >haven't checked the Chan in awhile so let's see what's new at the h >trapthreadsandlolis.jpg Ok that's not surprising, give me your worst fowl wench >Snap/Kik thread 61 KB JPG >NANI >expect normal run of the mill nude exposure >14yr girl who's into men in their 30s and 40s, p-------- kink >Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, take a seat >in all my 12 years of coming here have I never seen something so awful >f16 want to be f----- by older men >f13 want to be gloryhole f----- by older men >f15 want to be f----- by older couple ..sweet jesus..I feel as if I'm going to get my doors kicked down by The FBI just for reading that s--- >vomit.mov >beg myself to stop but morbid curiousity stays persistent >absolutely disgusted, gagging at these replies >whathaveidone.jpg I came here for retarded greentexts But all I saw was little girls wanting to be f----- by pedophiles >open bible >flip through a few pages We are doomed. Completely doomed. FBI, pls, get these f------ kids out of here

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Anon goes on a date with a real qt 3.14 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F) E 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.216880530 >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of 4 KB JPG >nothing even remotely close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"
: Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F) E 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.216880530 >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of 4 KB JPG >nothing even remotely close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"

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Anon takes the /fit/ pill for himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)05:50:40 No.64567544 >Work at a bar >Been there for a year >Two girls always come in on Friday >Get to know them, few other staff 59 45 know them as well 323 KB JPG >At that time i was still breaking out of DYEL mode >Hop on the gear >Make great gains >One of them f----- a staff member, and it didn't go to her plans >Stop going for months, in that time hit the gym 7 days a week, clean diet >Show up >See them, they both scream >Entire night one of them keeps staring at me, looking me up and down (the one that f----- the guy) >Tells me she always liked me, tells me how she wants me to ask her out on a date, and flirts with me for hours >stands right in-front of me and keeps pressing against my d--- >Rejected all her advances Women truly are disgusting things. 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)05:50:40 No.64567544 >Work at a bar >Been there for a year >Two girls always come in on Friday >Get to know them, few other staff 59 45 know them as well 323 KB JPG >At that time i was still breaking out of DYEL mode >Hop on the gear >Make great gains >One of them f----- a staff member, and it didn't go to her plans >Stop going for months, in that time hit the gym 7 days a week, clean diet >Show up >See them, they both scream >Entire night one of them keeps staring at me, looking me up and down (the one that f----- the guy) >Tells me she always liked me, tells me how she wants me to ask her out on a date, and flirts with me for hours >stands right in-front of me and keeps pressing against my d--- >Rejected all her advances Women truly are disgusting things. 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon prophesizes of what's to come | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)23:37:31 No.66385355 >the year is 3021 >the abrahamic religions have passed into myth >marvel has acquired the likenesses of Jesus, Moses and Mohammed and branded them as superheroes >all three are played by white 12 KB JPG american actors >they mispronounce every single hebrew and arabic word in the script >utilize ambiguous energy blasts when fighting hordes of cgi demons >at the end of the movie they all invoke the power of god to defeat a giant cgi satan >in the end credits scene a cryogenically frozen Chris Hemsworth makes a cameo to talk to them about the 'prophets-iniative' >a buddy team up film about the Buddha and Confucius is in the works
: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)23:37:31 No.66385355 >the year is 3021 >the abrahamic religions have passed into myth >marvel has acquired the likenesses of Jesus, Moses and Mohammed and branded them as superheroes >all three are played by white 12 KB JPG american actors >they mispronounce every single hebrew and arabic word in the script >utilize ambiguous energy blasts when fighting hordes of cgi demons >at the end of the movie they all invoke the power of god to defeat a giant cgi satan >in the end credits scene a cryogenically frozen Chris Hemsworth makes a cameo to talk to them about the 'prophets-iniative' >a buddy team up film about the Buddha and Confucius is in the works

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Anons Random Act Of Kindness. | /r/Greentext

Small acts of kindness are something we can all do to make our lives less s---. There is no excuse not to do stuff like this. >Be me 96 KB JPG >Uni student depressed >Walking to nearby liquor store to numb the pain >Tourist trap store on the way >Sells tacky souvenirs and whatnot >Go in on a whim >Postcard is like f------ 25 cents >Buy one >Wake up next morning with hangover >See postcard >Look up online how to fill it out because who the f--- knows how to fill out a postcard in current year >Fill it out >Send to mom and dad >Just like two banal sentences about how I'm doing ok (a lie) and how I hope they are taking good care of my cat >Like 5 days later >Mom calls me to say how much getting that postcard meant to them >Says it made their entire week >Don't drink myself to sleep that night for the first time in a long time
Small acts of kindness are something we can all do to make our lives less s---. There is no excuse not to do stuff like this. >Be me 96 KB JPG >Uni student depressed >Walking to nearby liquor store to numb the pain >Tourist trap store on the way >Sells tacky souvenirs and whatnot >Go in on a whim >Postcard is like f------ 25 cents >Buy one >Wake up next morning with hangover >See postcard >Look up online how to fill it out because who the f--- knows how to fill out a postcard in current year >Fill it out >Send to mom and dad >Just like two banal sentences about how I'm doing ok (a lie) and how I hope they are taking good care of my cat >Like 5 days later >Mom calls me to say how much getting that postcard meant to them >Says it made their entire week >Don't drink myself to sleep that night for the first time in a long time

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Anon understands | /r/Greentext

>playing a single player shooter game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the s-------- weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it >realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life 128,0 kB PNG
>playing a single player shooter game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the s-------- weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it >realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life 128,0 kB PNG

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Anon has made it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)16:49:15 No.44875069 >fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes, behind trees etc >get noticed several times >"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular build" 158 KB JPG >"muscular build" >tfw finally made it Tell me your success stories, bros
: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)16:49:15 No.44875069 >fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes, behind trees etc >get noticed several times >"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular build" 158 KB JPG >"muscular build" >tfw finally made it Tell me your success stories, bros

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Anon’s tour of Iraq | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png

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Anon gets bj | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)07:41:51 No.867767178 Weird story of how my older sister (half sister, same mom different dad) gave me a bj when we were kids > be my sister and I,12 and 16 > at my mom's house that 19 KB PNG weekend, home alone because it was my birthday the next day and my mom was getting ready > I go into her room > "have you heard of that app Wish?" > she says no > we browse Wish > suddenly we get to some horny products on Wish > this clearly gets her horny she grabs my hand > puts it on her t-- > she pulls out her t--- and lets me play with them for a while > she pulls out my d--- > starts sucking > dad calls me, have to stop to pick up his call > by the time he's done talking my mom is home > a couple days later: > sister is watching tv with me > starts rubbing my d--- under blanket > stops because mom comes in room > the end.
: Anonymous 12/01/21(Wed)07:41:51 No.867767178 Weird story of how my older sister (half sister, same mom different dad) gave me a bj when we were kids > be my sister and I,12 and 16 > at my mom's house that 19 KB PNG weekend, home alone because it was my birthday the next day and my mom was getting ready > I go into her room > "have you heard of that app Wish?" > she says no > we browse Wish > suddenly we get to some horny products on Wish > this clearly gets her horny she grabs my hand > puts it on her t-- > she pulls out her t--- and lets me play with them for a while > she pulls out my d--- > starts sucking > dad calls me, have to stop to pick up his call > by the time he's done talking my mom is home > a couple days later: > sister is watching tv with me > starts rubbing my d--- under blanket > stops because mom comes in room > the end.

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Me when the when | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/19/19(Thu)10:31:39 No.54480871 >be in public bathroom >it's empty >l can finally take a dump >go to one of the stalls and start cranking a fat s--- out of my ass >turd is 90% out of my a------ 125 KB JPG before the bathroom door bursts open >I hear punching and grunting >l look under my stall and see 2 pairs of feet >they are beating the s--- out of each other >suddenly hear a mirror shatter and hear one of the guys fall to the ground >bathroom is silent except for heavy breathing >feel my turd disconnecting from the mainland >f--- no f--- no f--- no >turd plops into water >echos >heavy breathing stops
: Anonymous 09/19/19(Thu)10:31:39 No.54480871 >be in public bathroom >it's empty >l can finally take a dump >go to one of the stalls and start cranking a fat s--- out of my ass >turd is 90% out of my a------ 125 KB JPG before the bathroom door bursts open >I hear punching and grunting >l look under my stall and see 2 pairs of feet >they are beating the s--- out of each other >suddenly hear a mirror shatter and hear one of the guys fall to the ground >bathroom is silent except for heavy breathing >feel my turd disconnecting from the mainland >f--- no f--- no f--- no >turd plops into water >echos >heavy breathing stops

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