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Anon turned to his true self and want to go back. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITT: Stupid s--- you said as a(...) 12/06/21(Mon)19:06:59 No.66456458 I'll start: >be me like 3 or 4 years ago >be like 15 or 16 at the time >my entire family was very leftist >started using discord, telegram and 4chan, I was really in the middle of my "National socialist" phase 8 KB JPG >be very secretive about all of this, tell literally no-on >occasionally my mom was suspicious of me because of this, she searched my devices a few times a year >i usually was able to tell when she was gonna search my stuff and I was able to delete any questionable stuff, this time she caught me off guard >she asked to see my phone and I refused, she asked why I seemwd so suspicious >i couldn't think of an excuse so I said I was gay and that I was nervous about being around her because of this, Im not gay though >she believed it Now, 3 years later everyone thinks I'm gay, what do I do /r9k/?
: Anonymous ITT: Stupid s--- you said as a(...) 12/06/21(Mon)19:06:59 No.66456458 I'll start: >be me like 3 or 4 years ago >be like 15 or 16 at the time >my entire family was very leftist >started using discord, telegram and 4chan, I was really in the middle of my "National socialist" phase 8 KB JPG >be very secretive about all of this, tell literally no-on >occasionally my mom was suspicious of me because of this, she searched my devices a few times a year >i usually was able to tell when she was gonna search my stuff and I was able to delete any questionable stuff, this time she caught me off guard >she asked to see my phone and I refused, she asked why I seemwd so suspicious >i couldn't think of an excuse so I said I was gay and that I was nervous about being around her because of this, Im not gay though >she believed it Now, 3 years later everyone thinks I'm gay, what do I do /r9k/?

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Anon is nostalgic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)09:40:00 No.868144832 >Be me >Decide to masturbate into a latex glove to minimize clean up >Feels good >Buy gloves in bulk and do this every time >5 years later >Out of gloves, masturbate 31 KB JPG anyways >Can't finish feels bad man
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)09:40:00 No.868144832 >Be me >Decide to masturbate into a latex glove to minimize clean up >Feels good >Buy gloves in bulk and do this every time >5 years later >Out of gloves, masturbate 31 KB JPG anyways >Can't finish feels bad man

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This one hits different, periodt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)17:59:59 No.64082919 >like girl at school >tell her she's bussin, bussin >smiles at me >says my drip is wet >ask her if she's fr 109 KB JPG >she breaks eye contact and says "yeah" >she wasnt fr at all it was f----- CAP honestly i hate women bros
: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)17:59:59 No.64082919 >like girl at school >tell her she's bussin, bussin >smiles at me >says my drip is wet >ask her if she's fr 109 KB JPG >she breaks eye contact and says "yeah" >she wasnt fr at all it was f----- CAP honestly i hate women bros

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Anon gets an answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)16:55:35 No.66463946 >christmas 2021 >pic related still isn't santa How? 371 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)16:56:52 No.66463953 >>66463946 (OP) # Santa supplies the goods, bean boy distributes the goods.
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)16:55:35 No.66463946 >christmas 2021 >pic related still isn't santa How? 371 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)16:56:52 No.66463953 >>66463946 (OP) # Santa supplies the goods, bean boy distributes the goods.

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anon's teacher is a pedo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)21:06:15 No.66459352 >be me, 6th grade >our class goes on week long field trip to canada >overall very fun time, bought a huge bag of gummy worms to share with my two friends I was rooming with >every room of kids had at least one adult chaperone, just to make sure we all went to bed at a decent time and do any stupid or inappropriate s--- >one of my other friends shared a room with these two 33 KB PNG guys, and the math teacher >everyone loved this teacher, except for me, I always felt there was something "off" about him >ff to 6th grade graduation, there's a picture slideshow of all the fun things we did as a class, from the 6th grade "camping trip" on school grounds to a bunch of us chasing after a toy plane on parlee beach >cue a set of pictures of my friend and his roommates all fast asleep, in their underwear >looked like their blankets were intentionally pulled off for these pictures >kids were all laughing because "haha underwear funny!!!!!!" >just remembered this a few hours ago, almost 10 years later
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)21:06:15 No.66459352 >be me, 6th grade >our class goes on week long field trip to canada >overall very fun time, bought a huge bag of gummy worms to share with my two friends I was rooming with >every room of kids had at least one adult chaperone, just to make sure we all went to bed at a decent time and do any stupid or inappropriate s--- >one of my other friends shared a room with these two 33 KB PNG guys, and the math teacher >everyone loved this teacher, except for me, I always felt there was something "off" about him >ff to 6th grade graduation, there's a picture slideshow of all the fun things we did as a class, from the 6th grade "camping trip" on school grounds to a bunch of us chasing after a toy plane on parlee beach >cue a set of pictures of my friend and his roommates all fast asleep, in their underwear >looked like their blankets were intentionally pulled off for these pictures >kids were all laughing because "haha underwear funny!!!!!!" >just remembered this a few hours ago, almost 10 years later

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Karma strikes anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)19:15:44 No.66464982 >f--- around with girl, flirting with her on snapchat >she has a boyfriend but i'm too horny to care >send d--- pics, she says i'm a lot bigger than her bf, also hotter >get nudes from her 151 KB JPG >fap to her nudes >immediately feel a sense of regret and disgust >coindidentally, all the other girls i was talking to (around 5 of them) ghosted me >it's been weeks and none of them have responded to me this is bad karma striking me i understand i deserve this karma is very real don't f--- around with women in relationships, it's not worth it
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)19:15:44 No.66464982 >f--- around with girl, flirting with her on snapchat >she has a boyfriend but i'm too horny to care >send d--- pics, she says i'm a lot bigger than her bf, also hotter >get nudes from her 151 KB JPG >fap to her nudes >immediately feel a sense of regret and disgust >coindidentally, all the other girls i was talking to (around 5 of them) ghosted me >it's been weeks and none of them have responded to me this is bad karma striking me i understand i deserve this karma is very real don't f--- around with women in relationships, it's not worth it

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Anon confuses covid with stonks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: xdLqHNPL) E HAPPENING: OMICRON DEATHS EXPL(...) 12/07/21(Tue)04:09:59 No.351014745 Daily new confirmed COVID-19 deaths 7-day rolling average. Due to limited testing and challenges in the attribution of the cause of death, confirmed deaths can be lower than the true number of deaths. Our W in Da LINEAR LOG 14,000 12,000 10.000 8,000 World 6,000 4,000 2,000 Dec 13, 2020 Feb 24, 2021 Apr 15, 2021 Jun 4, 2021 Jul 24, 2021 Sep 12, 2021 Dec 5, 2021 1618738581854.png 81 KB PNG 2 BILLION NPC DEATHS INCOMING : Anonymous (ID: ZBA610GF I 12/07/21(Tue)04:12:04 No.351014979 >>351014745 (OP)_# >using stock market theory to predict deaths from a virus lol >>351015756 # >>351015913 # >>351017012 # >>351017883 # >>351019646 # >>351028800 # >>351030221 # >>351034281 # >>351036614 # >>351038898 #
: Anonymous (ID: xdLqHNPL) E HAPPENING: OMICRON DEATHS EXPL(...) 12/07/21(Tue)04:09:59 No.351014745 Daily new confirmed COVID-19 deaths 7-day rolling average. Due to limited testing and challenges in the attribution of the cause of death, confirmed deaths can be lower than the true number of deaths. Our W in Da LINEAR LOG 14,000 12,000 10.000 8,000 World 6,000 4,000 2,000 Dec 13, 2020 Feb 24, 2021 Apr 15, 2021 Jun 4, 2021 Jul 24, 2021 Sep 12, 2021 Dec 5, 2021 1618738581854.png 81 KB PNG 2 BILLION NPC DEATHS INCOMING : Anonymous (ID: ZBA610GF I 12/07/21(Tue)04:12:04 No.351014979 >>351014745 (OP)_# >using stock market theory to predict deaths from a virus lol >>351015756 # >>351015913 # >>351017012 # >>351017883 # >>351019646 # >>351028800 # >>351030221 # >>351034281 # >>351036614 # >>351038898 #

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)19:05:53 No.868128022 >Go on omegle, pretend to be F >Get guys to do s--- like put markers in their butt and c-- in their mouth >Enjoy it I'm just teasing ya Am I gay? 193 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)19:05:53 No.868128022 >Go on omegle, pretend to be F >Get guys to do s--- like put markers in their butt and c-- in their mouth >Enjoy it I'm just teasing ya Am I gay? 193 KB JPG

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Anon likes Kenny Loggins | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)07:52:54 No.868151373 KENNY LOGGINS ANGER 2ONE Drunk stories thread? I'll start. >be me >absolutely hammered >playing grand theft auto >be in party chat with four friends 76 KB PNG >listening to Los Santos Rock Radio >Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins comes on >lfuckinlovethissong.mp3 "Hey guys, Danger Zone is playing so I gotta mute the chat so I can hear it" >mute the chat and drunkenly sing along >best three and a half minutes of my life >10/10, would get drunk and listen to Kenny Loggins again
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)07:52:54 No.868151373 KENNY LOGGINS ANGER 2ONE Drunk stories thread? I'll start. >be me >absolutely hammered >playing grand theft auto >be in party chat with four friends 76 KB PNG >listening to Los Santos Rock Radio >Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins comes on >lfuckinlovethissong.mp3 "Hey guys, Danger Zone is playing so I gotta mute the chat so I can hear it" >mute the chat and drunkenly sing along >best three and a half minutes of my life >10/10, would get drunk and listen to Kenny Loggins again

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Anon engages in an operation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: BeHyxwFc ) EIA Operation Deadname 10/29/21(Fri)13:15:42 No.345276970 > Find troons on Facebook > Report them as having a "Fake Name" > Facebook will make them upload ID to prove who they are > Accounts are locked until they change their names from "Chloe" to "Kevin" OMeto > Can also be done with furries, hipsters, and any other groups of insufferable 152 KB PNG t---- Get on it while it is hot as FB will inevitably crack down on this fun, so keep the thread bumped, and send some insane men in thigh-highs into a meltdown
: Anonymous (ID: BeHyxwFc ) EIA Operation Deadname 10/29/21(Fri)13:15:42 No.345276970 > Find troons on Facebook > Report them as having a "Fake Name" > Facebook will make them upload ID to prove who they are > Accounts are locked until they change their names from "Chloe" to "Kevin" OMeto > Can also be done with furries, hipsters, and any other groups of insufferable 152 KB PNG t---- Get on it while it is hot as FB will inevitably crack down on this fun, so keep the thread bumped, and send some insane men in thigh-highs into a meltdown

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anon's at his limit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous You Just Need To! 12/06/21(Mon)15:10:54 No.66455282 >you just need to get into a pattern, anon >you just need to get up at regular hours, anon >you just need to eat at regular times, anon >you just need to eat a healthier, more balanced diet, anon 85 KB JPG >you just need to get some exercise, anon >you just need to get some goals, anon Why do people find it so hard to believe their own family members can have serious, debilitating physical and mental health issues. Im done, man, Im just gonna go kill myself, lol. They all know Im on the brink of it (not that I have directly threatened but its brutally obvious) and they just keep on with this s--- and pressuring and guilting me constantly. Part of me wonders whether deep down they just wish Id do it and get it over with. I remember my ex once telling my Mom she worried about her leaving me alone for the weekend while suicidal and chronically depressed, my Mom literally responded with: >Well, we tried. If he does it he does it LMFAO
: Anonymous You Just Need To! 12/06/21(Mon)15:10:54 No.66455282 >you just need to get into a pattern, anon >you just need to get up at regular hours, anon >you just need to eat at regular times, anon >you just need to eat a healthier, more balanced diet, anon 85 KB JPG >you just need to get some exercise, anon >you just need to get some goals, anon Why do people find it so hard to believe their own family members can have serious, debilitating physical and mental health issues. Im done, man, Im just gonna go kill myself, lol. They all know Im on the brink of it (not that I have directly threatened but its brutally obvious) and they just keep on with this s--- and pressuring and guilting me constantly. Part of me wonders whether deep down they just wish Id do it and get it over with. I remember my ex once telling my Mom she worried about her leaving me alone for the weekend while suicidal and chronically depressed, my Mom literally responded with: >Well, we tried. If he does it he does it LMFAO

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CHOOO CHOOO | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)15:30 No.22214994 Replies: >>22215025 >>22215036 >>22215053 >>22215058 >>22215360 >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and I unzip his pants >park the car while fondling his balls >friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost choke on his d--- because i'm laughing so hard >friend is also laughing his ass off >he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" >he c--- and I swallow it all like some stupid f----- >kiss my friend and call him a f----- while laughing Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.
Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)15:30 No.22214994 Replies: >>22215025 >>22215036 >>22215053 >>22215058 >>22215360 >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and I unzip his pants >park the car while fondling his balls >friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost choke on his d--- because i'm laughing so hard >friend is also laughing his ass off >he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" >he c--- and I swallow it all like some stupid f----- >kiss my friend and call him a f----- while laughing Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

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Anon post on reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/18(Mon)14:31:01 No.46671113 >be me >sad and depressed >mom comes over >she makes pancakes Thanks mom, i love you 7 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/09/18(Mon)14:33:39 No.46671147 >be me >loser working dead end job barely enough to pay rent >no friends, dont talk to co workers >depressed >mom comes over every week to cook several days worth of food and restock groceries >cleans my place >never asks for anything Reminder to love your mom.
: Anonymous 07/09/18(Mon)14:31:01 No.46671113 >be me >sad and depressed >mom comes over >she makes pancakes Thanks mom, i love you 7 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/09/18(Mon)14:33:39 No.46671147 >be me >loser working dead end job barely enough to pay rent >no friends, dont talk to co workers >depressed >mom comes over every week to cook several days worth of food and restock groceries >cleans my place >never asks for anything Reminder to love your mom.

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Anon goes back to school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/03/20(Wed)17:24:31 No.58476115 >go back to school at 27 >thought all the zoomers were going to make fun of me >most of them are extremely cool >get invited to zoomer parties >dont go 101 KB PNG >zoomer girls pay more think im cool because im older and "have more experience" >l dont have any experience If you're a boomer, go back to school now, its an amazing experience
: Anonymous 06/03/20(Wed)17:24:31 No.58476115 >go back to school at 27 >thought all the zoomers were going to make fun of me >most of them are extremely cool >get invited to zoomer parties >dont go 101 KB PNG >zoomer girls pay more think im cool because im older and "have more experience" >l dont have any experience If you're a boomer, go back to school now, its an amazing experience

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anon in highschool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/21(Wed)13:39:26 No.61737841 > be me > in highschool > accidentally bump into girl in the hallway > she says "ew" > mfw this happens on multiple occasions > mfw they aren't even trying to be mean, its just a gut reaction > 54 KB JPG one girl was even very sweet and apologetic. She said she was sorry and it just slipped out. i said it was fine and i continued my way to class. what henious crimes must i have committed in a past life to deserve this? is this punishment for prior sins?
: Anonymous 01/06/21(Wed)13:39:26 No.61737841 > be me > in highschool > accidentally bump into girl in the hallway > she says "ew" > mfw this happens on multiple occasions > mfw they aren't even trying to be mean, its just a gut reaction > 54 KB JPG one girl was even very sweet and apologetic. She said she was sorry and it just slipped out. i said it was fine and i continued my way to class. what henious crimes must i have committed in a past life to deserve this? is this punishment for prior sins?

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anon does an oopsie daisie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)19:09:53 No.66457973 >listening to music with my c--- out again 539 KB PNG
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)19:09:53 No.66457973 >listening to music with my c--- out again 539 KB PNG

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anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?

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anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Assortative Mating 12/06/21(Mon)19:50:51 No.66458528 Over the last 25 years something new has been noted Disabling pars of the brain with ur per agraw surie chang de te immigrastudy >only highly religious people are reproducing at above replacement levels >In the religious groups as lQ goes up fertility goes up In non-religious groups as IQ goes up Mc ee er el 1.16 MB PNG fertility goes DOWN >As global telecommunications gets better high IQ women increasingly only marry high IQ men >men with high mutational load (i.e. Iow genetic value) increasingly only match with high mutational load women *IF AT ALL*. >The increase in virginity in men and women is a combination of: >A) high IQ men &women with low mutational load (i.e., high genetic value) are increasingly religious and only mating with close peers, and >B) men and women with high mutational load are not mating AT ALL the result? >By 2200 the world will be 15% tall, handsome, religious, high IQ men and women wo only marry each other and >85% short, ugly mutants that are atheists working as drones
: Anonymous Assortative Mating 12/06/21(Mon)19:50:51 No.66458528 Over the last 25 years something new has been noted Disabling pars of the brain with ur per agraw surie chang de te immigrastudy >only highly religious people are reproducing at above replacement levels >In the religious groups as lQ goes up fertility goes up In non-religious groups as IQ goes up Mc ee er el 1.16 MB PNG fertility goes DOWN >As global telecommunications gets better high IQ women increasingly only marry high IQ men >men with high mutational load (i.e. Iow genetic value) increasingly only match with high mutational load women *IF AT ALL*. >The increase in virginity in men and women is a combination of: >A) high IQ men &women with low mutational load (i.e., high genetic value) are increasingly religious and only mating with close peers, and >B) men and women with high mutational load are not mating AT ALL the result? >By 2200 the world will be 15% tall, handsome, religious, high IQ men and women wo only marry each other and >85% short, ugly mutants that are atheists working as drones

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Anon is unacceptable even on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)20:59:33 No.66455167 >never shave d--- and balls >have really gross but warm balls >have a spider nest in my ball pubes >every 2-3 weeks little spiderlings hatch and it feels really funny and tingly >sometimes they go in my pee hole and i have to pee them out and it feels good 44 KB JPG anybody else do this?
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)20:59:33 No.66455167 >never shave d--- and balls >have really gross but warm balls >have a spider nest in my ball pubes >every 2-3 weeks little spiderlings hatch and it feels really funny and tingly >sometimes they go in my pee hole and i have to pee them out and it feels good 44 KB JPG anybody else do this?

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