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: Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)14:14:30 No.580719823 >mom threatens to delete all the games on my computer since i lost my job and vidya is too blame >check my pc >all she did was move the shortcuts from my desktop to the recycle bin >mfw she didn't even empty the recycle 58 KB JPG bin
: Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)14:14:30 No.580719823 >mom threatens to delete all the games on my computer since i lost my job and vidya is too blame >check my pc >all she did was move the shortcuts from my desktop to the recycle bin >mfw she didn't even empty the recycle 58 KB JPG bin

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Anon shops at Toys R Us | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)07:44:04 No.64648579 >>64648279 (OP) # >mfw always smile or say hi to women at the gym who dress modestly >mfw always ignore the sluts and thots 117 KB JPG >mfw walk past thots like they're air >mfw thot bitch works out next to me in her skimpy f------ outfit but I ignore her and start a conversation with the normal looking girl next to me >mfw have smalltalk with atleast 5 women at the gym >mfw sluts keep giving me filty looks while I disregard them and shower normal girls with attention and tips >mfw thot asks me how much longer I need the bitch weight dumbbells >tell her "just one more set" and turn back around and keep talking to the other girl while the w----'s eyes pierce my skull >angry thot at one point asked me what steroids I'm using >mfw I laugh in her face >mfw I'm actually on steroids >>64648594 # >>64648622 # >>64648652 # >>64648659 # >>64648660 # >>64648665 # >>64648670 # >>64648674 # >>64648690 #
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)07:44:04 No.64648579 >>64648279 (OP) # >mfw always smile or say hi to women at the gym who dress modestly >mfw always ignore the sluts and thots 117 KB JPG >mfw walk past thots like they're air >mfw thot bitch works out next to me in her skimpy f------ outfit but I ignore her and start a conversation with the normal looking girl next to me >mfw have smalltalk with atleast 5 women at the gym >mfw sluts keep giving me filty looks while I disregard them and shower normal girls with attention and tips >mfw thot asks me how much longer I need the bitch weight dumbbells >tell her "just one more set" and turn back around and keep talking to the other girl while the w----'s eyes pierce my skull >angry thot at one point asked me what steroids I'm using >mfw I laugh in her face >mfw I'm actually on steroids >>64648594 # >>64648622 # >>64648652 # >>64648659 # >>64648660 # >>64648665 # >>64648670 # >>64648674 # >>64648690 #

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Anon considers a leap of faith | /r/Greentext

>be me >be 19 >at a party with friends >highrise, maybe 6 floors up >getting drunk >bit of weed >all the usual >booze boosts my depression >go out on balcony to smoke >hear them laughing and chatting >wintery night around me, city quiet >realise I like being alone >realise I always will be alone >realise I'm a bit f----- up >stay out for a long time >no one checks up on me >start looking down at street below >start imagining falling down >feelsgood.jpg >start leaning on the fence >almost ready to do it >suddenly someone calls out for me >if I jump it will look bad for my friends >moment lost >go back in >been 14 years now, never stopped thinking I should have done it
>be me >be 19 >at a party with friends >highrise, maybe 6 floors up >getting drunk >bit of weed >all the usual >booze boosts my depression >go out on balcony to smoke >hear them laughing and chatting >wintery night around me, city quiet >realise I like being alone >realise I always will be alone >realise I'm a bit f----- up >stay out for a long time >no one checks up on me >start looking down at street below >start imagining falling down >feelsgood.jpg >start leaning on the fence >almost ready to do it >suddenly someone calls out for me >if I jump it will look bad for my friends >moment lost >go back in >been 14 years now, never stopped thinking I should have done it

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The day one man went from Beta to Omega | /r/Greentext

File: 1339463110124.jpg-(5 KB, 168x300, randomtits3.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 020ai2gr) 06/11/12(Mon)21:05:10 No.405572083 Ok /b/, here's my situation >been seeing the same prostitute for a few months >Lost my virginity to her, only person I've ever f----- >She's semi attractive and not too expensive >Normally do it in a hotel but I can't afford it and just invite her back to my place >We f--- for the amount of time I paid for >Just as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of life and death" >Says thats her favourite film, asks if she can watch it >We watch a film together, we don't do anything >She phones up the next day and asks if I want to hang out >When we meet up I ask if I can have sex with her >She tells me no, because she thinks we have gotten too close >asks if we can be friends Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to f--- her again? also t--- Replies to this post: >>405573249 >>405573807 >>405573902 >>405573984 >>405573989 >>405574087 >>405574127 >>405574358 >>405574768 >>405575349 >>405577008 >>405577380 >>405578874 >>405578958 >>405579449 >>405579557 >>405580423 >>405583306 >>405588034 >>405592076 >>405596849 >>405596980 >>405597582 >>405606184 >>405608492 >>405608473 >>405809413 >>405812207 >>405812690 >>405817030 Anonymous (ID: ZT141M6Z) 06/11/12(Mon)21:06:25 No.405572286 hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god yes Replies to this post: >>405575956 Anonymous (ID: 10kd+4Jn) 06/11/12(Mon)21:06:27 No.405572296 the best story Anonymous (ID: kjwocsRA) 06/11/12(Mon)21:09:29 No.405572857 Q0 >Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? Yes, yes you did. Bravo, OP. You've unlocked the ultimate beta achievement.
File: 1339463110124.jpg-(5 KB, 168x300, randomtits3.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 020ai2gr) 06/11/12(Mon)21:05:10 No.405572083 Ok /b/, here's my situation >been seeing the same prostitute for a few months >Lost my virginity to her, only person I've ever f----- >She's semi attractive and not too expensive >Normally do it in a hotel but I can't afford it and just invite her back to my place >We f--- for the amount of time I paid for >Just as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of life and death" >Says thats her favourite film, asks if she can watch it >We watch a film together, we don't do anything >She phones up the next day and asks if I want to hang out >When we meet up I ask if I can have sex with her >She tells me no, because she thinks we have gotten too close >asks if we can be friends Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to f--- her again? also t--- Replies to this post: >>405573249 >>405573807 >>405573902 >>405573984 >>405573989 >>405574087 >>405574127 >>405574358 >>405574768 >>405575349 >>405577008 >>405577380 >>405578874 >>405578958 >>405579449 >>405579557 >>405580423 >>405583306 >>405588034 >>405592076 >>405596849 >>405596980 >>405597582 >>405606184 >>405608492 >>405608473 >>405809413 >>405812207 >>405812690 >>405817030 Anonymous (ID: ZT141M6Z) 06/11/12(Mon)21:06:25 No.405572286 hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god yes Replies to this post: >>405575956 Anonymous (ID: 10kd+4Jn) 06/11/12(Mon)21:06:27 No.405572296 the best story Anonymous (ID: kjwocsRA) 06/11/12(Mon)21:09:29 No.405572857 Q0 >Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? Yes, yes you did. Bravo, OP. You've unlocked the ultimate beta achievement.

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists... with a twist. we don't care if they were "innocent" (who is truly innocent, anyway?) we just want to watch the world 156 KB JPG burn. View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/20(Tue)11:51:20 No.826394098 *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* 48 KB JPG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists... with a twist. we don't care if they were "innocent" (who is truly innocent, anyway?) we just want to watch the world 156 KB JPG burn. View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/20(Tue)11:51:20 No.826394098 *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* 48 KB JPG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

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anon doesn't like seth rogan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)09:12:04 No.868214599 Post things that are funnier than Seth rogen 282 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)09:12:42 No.868214621 Pediatric cancer
: Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)09:12:04 No.868214599 Post things that are funnier than Seth rogen 282 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)09:12:42 No.868214621 Pediatric cancer

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anon digs a hole | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: V+cdTMB1) 11/11/14(Tue)05:49:31 No.578820617 File: Screen Shot 2014-11-11 at.)png (179 KB, 310x294) greentxt time > be me at age 8 > always hung out around woods by playground where i grew up > thought i was too cool for the playground > one day decide to "booby-trap" the playground's sandbox CAD > dig 3' diameter hole to bottom of sand > gather epic trap supplies from woods > lay near perfectly-spaced grid of long, thin sticks on top of hole > weave giant fern leaves on top of sticks > delicately cover with sand again > mymasterpiece.jpg > hang out on swing, waiting for victims > get impatient and go home > go to playground next day > group of mom's circling my now broken trap > one of their young has fallen in. victory is mine > hear them say "a child couldn't have done this" > "must have been some loser teenagers" > realize i'm a god damn evil genius at the age of 8 > mfw
Anonymous (ID: V+cdTMB1) 11/11/14(Tue)05:49:31 No.578820617 File: Screen Shot 2014-11-11 at.)png (179 KB, 310x294) greentxt time > be me at age 8 > always hung out around woods by playground where i grew up > thought i was too cool for the playground > one day decide to "booby-trap" the playground's sandbox CAD > dig 3' diameter hole to bottom of sand > gather epic trap supplies from woods > lay near perfectly-spaced grid of long, thin sticks on top of hole > weave giant fern leaves on top of sticks > delicately cover with sand again > mymasterpiece.jpg > hang out on swing, waiting for victims > get impatient and go home > go to playground next day > group of mom's circling my now broken trap > one of their young has fallen in. victory is mine > hear them say "a child couldn't have done this" > "must have been some loser teenagers" > realize i'm a god damn evil genius at the age of 8 > mfw

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Anon's waifu is a failure | /r/Greentext

>tfw cute 13 yo German redhead still hasn't come into your life to change it forever, fight in big robots and save humanity Why should I live? 14 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)11:19:48 No.66476979 Your waifu is a failure who didn't save anything
>tfw cute 13 yo German redhead still hasn't come into your life to change it forever, fight in big robots and save humanity Why should I live? 14 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)11:19:48 No.66476979 Your waifu is a failure who didn't save anything

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Anon is a schizo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)08:48:26 No.868192347 >Be me >never able to get aroused by p--- >not aroused by women either, but still want to date them >able to c-- by stimulating my d--- 26 KB JPG >worry that I'm gay, asexual, or worse, trans >end up with gf in senior year of highschool >worry that I'm going to need viagra to f--- her >laying with her in park >suddenly d--- turns rock hard >start cuddling her and making out >go back to my house >f--- her >she c--- >l c-- >nut so hard that I see colors and shapes >body feels like it's dissolving into tingles >learn I'm only attracted to women I know and trust >this is kind of bad because you can never trust a hoe >make it work >now 27 >have gf >tell her about this >"Oh, so you're demisexual" >find out there's a whole sexual identity for this >they're overthinking it >l just chalk it up to not being addicted to p---
: Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)08:48:26 No.868192347 >Be me >never able to get aroused by p--- >not aroused by women either, but still want to date them >able to c-- by stimulating my d--- 26 KB JPG >worry that I'm gay, asexual, or worse, trans >end up with gf in senior year of highschool >worry that I'm going to need viagra to f--- her >laying with her in park >suddenly d--- turns rock hard >start cuddling her and making out >go back to my house >f--- her >she c--- >l c-- >nut so hard that I see colors and shapes >body feels like it's dissolving into tingles >learn I'm only attracted to women I know and trust >this is kind of bad because you can never trust a hoe >make it work >now 27 >have gf >tell her about this >"Oh, so you're demisexual" >find out there's a whole sexual identity for this >they're overthinking it >l just chalk it up to not being addicted to p---

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Anon gets fashionable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:09:25 No.16667313 1806874 13187474_1049547.jpg 44 KB JPG >bought a striped polo because of kanye >everyone says i look like chris chan : Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:10:48 No.16667315 >>16667313 (OP) # >Kanye fan >Looking like Chris Chan I don't know which is worse.
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:09:25 No.16667313 1806874 13187474_1049547.jpg 44 KB JPG >bought a striped polo because of kanye >everyone says i look like chris chan : Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:10:48 No.16667315 >>16667313 (OP) # >Kanye fan >Looking like Chris Chan I don't know which is worse.

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Anon has a Guinea pig | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)20:34:44 No.3987437 do you guys like my guinea pig 1.61 MB JPG : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)21:05:06 No.3987453 >>3987437 (OP)# I like the guinea pig but hate you. >>3987528 # >>3991621 # : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)23:00:41 No.3987528 >>3987453 # Why
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)20:34:44 No.3987437 do you guys like my guinea pig 1.61 MB JPG : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)21:05:06 No.3987453 >>3987437 (OP)# I like the guinea pig but hate you. >>3987528 # >>3991621 # : Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)23:00:41 No.3987528 >>3987453 # Why

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Guilty as charged! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/17(Wed)23:05:46 No.719447132 ITT: Pretend we're reddit 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/18/17(Wed)23:08:03 No.719447353 >s----- film reference >gay dad joke 'WoW thanks for the gold guys, lets all meet up and have a massive o--- because of how perfect we all are' >>719447581 # >>719447619 # >>719447968 # : Anonymous 01/18/17(Wed)23:10:29 No.719447581 >>719447353 # /thread
: Anonymous 01/18/17(Wed)23:05:46 No.719447132 ITT: Pretend we're reddit 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/18/17(Wed)23:08:03 No.719447353 >s----- film reference >gay dad joke 'WoW thanks for the gold guys, lets all meet up and have a massive o--- because of how perfect we all are' >>719447581 # >>719447619 # >>719447968 # : Anonymous 01/18/17(Wed)23:10:29 No.719447581 >>719447353 # /thread

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Anon joins the military | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/06/19(Thu)06:39:19 No.801539730 Military Story Thread? Military Story Thread. I'll start. >Be me, join Navy. >Dad was in the Navy, grandad, his grandad, etc. >Finally in, on the boat, the works. >There's some furfag here but 11 KB JPG we're suppose to be "tolerant." Doesn't matter anyway, everyone's f----- gay anyway. >f--- around with my boys on the ship >finally time for lights out >Go to bunk >furfag approaches my bunk >"The f--- do you want furfag?" >feel something grab my ass, and then my c--- >mortified >flip s--- >beat the s--- out of him >get discharged >w/el don't wanna f----- go back >Drink my troubles away >Talk to therapist about it >"What did he say to you?" >... "I can't doc. I really just can't." >Can't take it anymore >Go home >Put gun in my mouth >Wife breaks door down and demands to know what he said. >He said... "uwu, wots dis? A foreskin? Gimme yer smeggie weggie!" >crying, wife consoles me as I type this 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/06/19(Thu)06:39:19 No.801539730 Military Story Thread? Military Story Thread. I'll start. >Be me, join Navy. >Dad was in the Navy, grandad, his grandad, etc. >Finally in, on the boat, the works. >There's some furfag here but 11 KB JPG we're suppose to be "tolerant." Doesn't matter anyway, everyone's f----- gay anyway. >f--- around with my boys on the ship >finally time for lights out >Go to bunk >furfag approaches my bunk >"The f--- do you want furfag?" >feel something grab my ass, and then my c--- >mortified >flip s--- >beat the s--- out of him >get discharged >w/el don't wanna f----- go back >Drink my troubles away >Talk to therapist about it >"What did he say to you?" >... "I can't doc. I really just can't." >Can't take it anymore >Go home >Put gun in my mouth >Wife breaks door down and demands to know what he said. >He said... "uwu, wots dis? A foreskin? Gimme yer smeggie weggie!" >crying, wife consoles me as I type this 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon and the boys | /r/Greentext

>be an awkward social outcast weird loner with no life or friends >naturally be on 4chan >make a deeply personal post >responders call me a f----- and tell me to kms 29 KB JPG >strangely feels really good like banter from “the boys" that I never had in real life You make me feel cozy and at home /b/ and I love you
>be an awkward social outcast weird loner with no life or friends >naturally be on 4chan >make a deeply personal post >responders call me a f----- and tell me to kms 29 KB JPG >strangely feels really good like banter from “the boys" that I never had in real life You make me feel cozy and at home /b/ and I love you

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Anon orders food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)11:53:58 No.851359630 >Be me >order food from DoorDash >says it will take 20 minutes >hard af >it's been 2 hours w-- >look outside to see trail of blood and a 597 KB JPG collapsed body >look down street and see horrific car crash >driver crashed and in his final moments brought me my food >rate him 1 star for being late and leaving his trash body in my driveway
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)11:53:58 No.851359630 >Be me >order food from DoorDash >says it will take 20 minutes >hard af >it's been 2 hours w-- >look outside to see trail of blood and a 597 KB JPG collapsed body >look down street and see horrific car crash >driver crashed and in his final moments brought me my food >rate him 1 star for being late and leaving his trash body in my driveway

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Anon being irrelevant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)22:06:37 No.17098969 vegan anon here. why dont you go vegan? >better health >better looks and feelings put your thoughts here. try to stay civil i guess cause people get up in arms about veganism for no good reason 533 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)22:08:05 No.17098975 >>17098969 (OP) # This board is for food and cooking. >>17098989 # : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)22:11:03 No.17098984 >>17098969 (OP) # >>better health >>better looks and feelings Neither are true >>17098989 #
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)22:06:37 No.17098969 vegan anon here. why dont you go vegan? >better health >better looks and feelings put your thoughts here. try to stay civil i guess cause people get up in arms about veganism for no good reason 533 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)22:08:05 No.17098975 >>17098969 (OP) # This board is for food and cooking. >>17098989 # : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)22:11:03 No.17098984 >>17098969 (OP) # >>better health >>better looks and feelings Neither are true >>17098989 #

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Anon has a sleep paralysis demon | /r/Greentext

>be me >have sleep paralysis every now and then, pretty rare >wake up, can't move, paralyzed below neck >scared for some reason 146 KB PNG >see some black, humanoid shape silhoutte in room corner >nothing outstandingly bad, but don't want to deal with it anymore >start jerking off aggresively every time before bed, staring into that corner to assert dominance and show that I don't fear >one night wake up >can't move, heart racing >skinless woman looking thing with dozens of eyes on her face sitting on me, straddling. Has hands with claws like Freddy Kruger knife fingers but on both hands >nearly s--- myself >it whispers >"sleep naked you coward, I'll f--- you so hard you'll never be able to get off to any other human again" >"I'll be waiting, worm" >shut my eyes, praying to Lord to deliver me from this evil >surrounded my bed with salt the next day, no longer try to assert any sort of dominance >get sleep paralysis now more often, same s--- with silhoutte in dark room corner >week ago silhoutte moved to foot of the bed, looks like it stands behind salt line but I'm still getting nervous how f----- am I it's all in my head, just my f----- up imagination, right? Would going to psychiatrist help?
>be me >have sleep paralysis every now and then, pretty rare >wake up, can't move, paralyzed below neck >scared for some reason 146 KB PNG >see some black, humanoid shape silhoutte in room corner >nothing outstandingly bad, but don't want to deal with it anymore >start jerking off aggresively every time before bed, staring into that corner to assert dominance and show that I don't fear >one night wake up >can't move, heart racing >skinless woman looking thing with dozens of eyes on her face sitting on me, straddling. Has hands with claws like Freddy Kruger knife fingers but on both hands >nearly s--- myself >it whispers >"sleep naked you coward, I'll f--- you so hard you'll never be able to get off to any other human again" >"I'll be waiting, worm" >shut my eyes, praying to Lord to deliver me from this evil >surrounded my bed with salt the next day, no longer try to assert any sort of dominance >get sleep paralysis now more often, same s--- with silhoutte in dark room corner >week ago silhoutte moved to foot of the bed, looks like it stands behind salt line but I'm still getting nervous how f----- am I it's all in my head, just my f----- up imagination, right? Would going to psychiatrist help?

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Anon sells a few copies of cod | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies
Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies

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Anon buys a kitchen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)15:12:06 No.17095437 RESS 64F4EF9C-12CB-4778-9FD8-681FEC118919.png 682 KB PNG >buy a new home >check the kitchen >laminate countertops : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)15:12:27 No.17095440 ok : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)15:12:28 No.17095441 this is a weird meme >>17095445 #
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)15:12:06 No.17095437 RESS 64F4EF9C-12CB-4778-9FD8-681FEC118919.png 682 KB PNG >buy a new home >check the kitchen >laminate countertops : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)15:12:27 No.17095440 ok : Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)15:12:28 No.17095441 this is a weird meme >>17095445 #

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