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File: take-some-time-of-your-da(...).jpg (38 KB, 602x538) O Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)17:17:54 No.66494062 >be me >in class with the /b/oys >7/10 goth qt comes in >hugs all of us >w--.jpeg >she says : " y'all are good persons. that's why I hugged you." >doesnt elaborate >leaves I'm kinda happy, but w-- did she meant by that ? is she retarded ? was it a truth or dare ? what do robots ?
File: take-some-time-of-your-da(...).jpg (38 KB, 602x538) O Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)17:17:54 No.66494062 >be me >in class with the /b/oys >7/10 goth qt comes in >hugs all of us >w--.jpeg >she says : " y'all are good persons. that's why I hugged you." >doesnt elaborate >leaves I'm kinda happy, but w-- did she meant by that ? is she retarded ? was it a truth or dare ? what do robots ?

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Anon is fucked in the head | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)01:15:46 No.868290294 >be me >hiding in alleyway >qt girl walking up the street doesn't see me >grab her and pull her into the 17 KB JPG shadows >put knife to her throat >she starts crying but i have my hand over her mouth >muffled "no please please don't no" >pull my phone out of my pocket >put it in front of her face >Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley music video plays >she just looks at it >i let her go and run away laughing like Skeletor from He-Man Anyone else do things like this? it's a very fun prank to pull on late Friday nights when you're alone without any friends or loving caring family members.
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)01:15:46 No.868290294 >be me >hiding in alleyway >qt girl walking up the street doesn't see me >grab her and pull her into the 17 KB JPG shadows >put knife to her throat >she starts crying but i have my hand over her mouth >muffled "no please please don't no" >pull my phone out of my pocket >put it in front of her face >Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley music video plays >she just looks at it >i let her go and run away laughing like Skeletor from He-Man Anyone else do things like this? it's a very fun prank to pull on late Friday nights when you're alone without any friends or loving caring family members.

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Drawing the short straw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why was I cursed with such shi(...) 12/08/21(Wed)18:48:15 No.66486135 >dad 6'1 >mom 5'10 >me 5'8" >younger brother 6'4 49 KB JPG >me kissless handheldless virgin at age 27 >younger brother Chad that had multiple girlfriends throughout high school and is in a college frat >me skinnyfat >younger brother 6 pack with sculpted body >me ugly beak like nose and beady eyes >younger brother chad jawline and hunter eyes Why was I cursed with such s--- genes? All the men in my family are taller than me. My father is 6'1, my paternal grandfather is 6'2, my maternal grandfather is 6'. My Uncles are 6' to 6'4, my cousins are 6'1 to 6'4. What happened?
: Anonymous Why was I cursed with such shi(...) 12/08/21(Wed)18:48:15 No.66486135 >dad 6'1 >mom 5'10 >me 5'8" >younger brother 6'4 49 KB JPG >me kissless handheldless virgin at age 27 >younger brother Chad that had multiple girlfriends throughout high school and is in a college frat >me skinnyfat >younger brother 6 pack with sculpted body >me ugly beak like nose and beady eyes >younger brother chad jawline and hunter eyes Why was I cursed with such s--- genes? All the men in my family are taller than me. My father is 6'1, my paternal grandfather is 6'2, my maternal grandfather is 6'. My Uncles are 6' to 6'4, my cousins are 6'1 to 6'4. What happened?

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Anons muscles | /r/Greentext

1635133345252.jpg 22 KB JPG >A man hadn't expierenced love for 25 years and tried to replace it with weight lifting. Here's what happened to him. : Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)14:50:08 No.64081020 >>64080979 (OP) # SHUT UP
1635133345252.jpg 22 KB JPG >A man hadn't expierenced love for 25 years and tried to replace it with weight lifting. Here's what happened to him. : Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)14:50:08 No.64081020 >>64080979 (OP) # SHUT UP

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Anon has a trillion-dollar idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NNJINTİH) 12/07/21(Tue)14:49:01 No.44210033 >go to Venezuela >exchange 1000 dollars for 700 trillion of local currency >go back to states >am now the richest person on earth crazy how that wurks huh >>44210578 #
: Anonymous (ID: NNJINTİH) 12/07/21(Tue)14:49:01 No.44210033 >go to Venezuela >exchange 1000 dollars for 700 trillion of local currency >go back to states >am now the richest person on earth crazy how that wurks huh >>44210578 #

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A Classic - Anon do be 17 tho | /r/Greentext


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Whats taters, precious? | /r/Greentext


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The final solution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)12:46:50 No.868271827 >Permanently mandate vaccine passports globally for everything, even grocery stores, let's kick these unvaxxed nut jobs out of society >Permanently mandate covid vaccines for all children 5 and over 58 KB PNG (the younger the better when the CDC approves shots for infants) children are super spreads and having them vaxxed will knick covid in the butt >Fire all unvaxxed employees from every business, big, small, private or public, failure to do so will result in heavy fines >Make disinformation propaganda that goes against the vaccine illegal and suitable for hefty fines >No more anonymity online, that's where trolls are born, and that's where lies and disinformation starts, for now on your full name is displayed on every single website you post comments on >Make masks in public establishments permanent. Theyre the easiest thing in the world to wear and make a world of difference, I haven't been sick since late 2019 and I contribute a lot of that to masks There, I just fixed the covid crisis
: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)12:46:50 No.868271827 >Permanently mandate vaccine passports globally for everything, even grocery stores, let's kick these unvaxxed nut jobs out of society >Permanently mandate covid vaccines for all children 5 and over 58 KB PNG (the younger the better when the CDC approves shots for infants) children are super spreads and having them vaxxed will knick covid in the butt >Fire all unvaxxed employees from every business, big, small, private or public, failure to do so will result in heavy fines >Make disinformation propaganda that goes against the vaccine illegal and suitable for hefty fines >No more anonymity online, that's where trolls are born, and that's where lies and disinformation starts, for now on your full name is displayed on every single website you post comments on >Make masks in public establishments permanent. Theyre the easiest thing in the world to wear and make a world of difference, I haven't been sick since late 2019 and I contribute a lot of that to masks There, I just fixed the covid crisis

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be sexy, be cicada | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 857481178 >wait 17 years >wake up >scream for 4 weeks >refuse to elaborate >die 16 REPLIES 3 IMAGES
Anonymous | 857481178 >wait 17 years >wake up >scream for 4 weeks >refuse to elaborate >die 16 REPLIES 3 IMAGES

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Anon is the most played of '21 | /r/Greentext


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Hmmmmmmmmmm | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)12:06:00 No.160280081 >>160280107 >>160280129 >>160280135 >>160280146 >>160280181 >>160280211 >>160280216 >>160280252 >>160280266 >>160280291 >>160280444 >>160280963 >>160281072 >>160281398 >>160281616 >>160281745 >>160281813 >>160282573 >>160282742 >>160284676 >>160286610 >>160288861 >>160288937 >>160289117 >>160290366 >>160291752 >>160291969 >>160292497 >>160294188 >>160295202 >>160297344 >>160298214 >>160298558 >>160299254 >>160299539 >>160300142 >>160300550 >>160303688 >>160307067 >>160307261 >>160311572 >>160311795 >attach bomb to thumper >let worm swallow bomb >kill worm >repeat until extinct now you can gather your spice in peace.
Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)12:06:00 No.160280081 >>160280107 >>160280129 >>160280135 >>160280146 >>160280181 >>160280211 >>160280216 >>160280252 >>160280266 >>160280291 >>160280444 >>160280963 >>160281072 >>160281398 >>160281616 >>160281745 >>160281813 >>160282573 >>160282742 >>160284676 >>160286610 >>160288861 >>160288937 >>160289117 >>160290366 >>160291752 >>160291969 >>160292497 >>160294188 >>160295202 >>160297344 >>160298214 >>160298558 >>160299254 >>160299539 >>160300142 >>160300550 >>160303688 >>160307067 >>160307261 >>160311572 >>160311795 >attach bomb to thumper >let worm swallow bomb >kill worm >repeat until extinct now you can gather your spice in peace.

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Anon needs hes $20 | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/06/19(Mon)12:14:56 No.799062537 >>799062931 >be me >12 year old with many jewish friends >get invited to my friend's bar mitsvah >dj decides to have a dance competition >dj pulls $20 out of his pocket and says winner gets it >ohshit.png >cotton eye joe hard up in that bitch >dj says i won the competition >i ask him for the $20 >he pretends to not know what im talking about >i grab one of his business cards >his name, email, and phone number are mine now >call him every day for several months >my friend tells me he is getting hired again for his little brother's bar mitsvah >a year passes and dj stops picking up the phone >i ask my friend if he knows why >he committed suicide Remember kids, honor your debts
O Anonymous 05/06/19(Mon)12:14:56 No.799062537 >>799062931 >be me >12 year old with many jewish friends >get invited to my friend's bar mitsvah >dj decides to have a dance competition >dj pulls $20 out of his pocket and says winner gets it >ohshit.png >cotton eye joe hard up in that bitch >dj says i won the competition >i ask him for the $20 >he pretends to not know what im talking about >i grab one of his business cards >his name, email, and phone number are mine now >call him every day for several months >my friend tells me he is getting hired again for his little brother's bar mitsvah >a year passes and dj stops picking up the phone >i ask my friend if he knows why >he committed suicide Remember kids, honor your debts

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I think Anon likes Godzilla more | /r/Greentext

I'm sorry, but the amount of retards that think King Kong is going to win against Godzilla is hilarious. Like seriously, let's match them up: 190 KB PNG King Kong: >super strong >monkey >probably eats his own s--- >died to airplanes/bullets Godzilla >atomic breath >sprial atomic ray >nuclear pulse >energy absorption >super durability >regenative healing factor >immense super strength >super stamina >can use its tail for attack >flight >can live either in the water or land >intelligence that can surpass humans >people actully had to more effort in killing him than just using guns Seriously, I am all ears, how can king kong win this?
I'm sorry, but the amount of retards that think King Kong is going to win against Godzilla is hilarious. Like seriously, let's match them up: 190 KB PNG King Kong: >super strong >monkey >probably eats his own s--- >died to airplanes/bullets Godzilla >atomic breath >sprial atomic ray >nuclear pulse >energy absorption >super durability >regenative healing factor >immense super strength >super stamina >can use its tail for attack >flight >can live either in the water or land >intelligence that can surpass humans >people actully had to more effort in killing him than just using guns Seriously, I am all ears, how can king kong win this?

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Anon can stand | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (37 KB, 405x509) >be me in high school >walk into class and sit next to girl >she's handicapped and in a wheelchair >she's also a smartass >pull out chemistry homework >get stuck on the first question >"hey, can you help me with this?" >ignored >ask again >she does it but is an ass about it >she says, "this is the easiest thing i've done all day" >p----- jpg >the intercom tuns on for the pledges >everyone stands >the bitch is still in her wheelchair >time to give her what she deserves >bend down and tell her "this is the easiest thing l've done all day"
File: image.jpg (37 KB, 405x509) >be me in high school >walk into class and sit next to girl >she's handicapped and in a wheelchair >she's also a smartass >pull out chemistry homework >get stuck on the first question >"hey, can you help me with this?" >ignored >ask again >she does it but is an ass about it >she says, "this is the easiest thing i've done all day" >p----- jpg >the intercom tuns on for the pledges >everyone stands >the bitch is still in her wheelchair >time to give her what she deserves >bend down and tell her "this is the easiest thing l've done all day"

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Anon's quest for love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)19:18:00 No.753951070 Did I just cuck myself? >went to store 1 hour before closing >gather my s--- and head to the checkout 278 KB JPG >cashier solid 7/10 >start casual conversation about assholes who come in 5 mintues before closing, and about our non-existent weekend plans >payed and about head out >she says "you know, my shift is almost done" >me "alright! have a good weekend, bye!" Pic unrelated
: Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)19:18:00 No.753951070 Did I just cuck myself? >went to store 1 hour before closing >gather my s--- and head to the checkout 278 KB JPG >cashier solid 7/10 >start casual conversation about assholes who come in 5 mintues before closing, and about our non-existent weekend plans >payed and about head out >she says "you know, my shift is almost done" >me "alright! have a good weekend, bye!" Pic unrelated

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Answer Anons question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)00:15:40 No.12430181 >Modern man exists for 200.000 years >99% of that is humans being cavemen >Then suddenly we go from being cavemen to exploring the solar system in the last 1% of time How 22 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)00:15:40 No.12430181 >Modern man exists for 200.000 years >99% of that is humans being cavemen >Then suddenly we go from being cavemen to exploring the solar system in the last 1% of time How 22 KB JPG

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Anon respects women, i don’t | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)15:17:19 No.868106729 I've learned to respect women 35 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)15:17:44 No.868106758 >>868106729 (OP) # unlearn this toxic behavior
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)15:17:19 No.868106729 I've learned to respect women 35 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)15:17:44 No.868106758 >>868106729 (OP) # unlearn this toxic behavior

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Anon learns of airplanes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:31:37 No.64 >>64643822 (OP) # >get in >door closes >???????????????? >in a new country how? 232 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:31:37 No.64 >>64643822 (OP) # >get in >door closes >???????????????? >in a new country how? 232 KB JPG

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