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: Anonymous 08/08/20(Sat)21:36:09 No.59475320 >on a Swedish cruise ship >l have to s--- really badly >take a nice huge dump and try to flush the toilet >toilet's broken >no matter how hard I try, the s--- won't flufh 360 KB PNG >go find a cleaning lady >l don't speak Swedish, she doesn't speak English >grab her hand and pull her to a man's toilet >point at the giant s--- you took >the only word I know in Swedish is "titta" ("look") >s--- flushes normally >mfw
: Anonymous 08/08/20(Sat)21:36:09 No.59475320 >on a Swedish cruise ship >l have to s--- really badly >take a nice huge dump and try to flush the toilet >toilet's broken >no matter how hard I try, the s--- won't flufh 360 KB PNG >go find a cleaning lady >l don't speak Swedish, she doesn't speak English >grab her hand and pull her to a man's toilet >point at the giant s--- you took >the only word I know in Swedish is "titta" ("look") >s--- flushes normally >mfw

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: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are
: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are

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old but gold. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)08:34:00 No.36887885 >be american BORN TO >get fat, get shot, become poor because surgery is 100 000$ FEEL 14 KB JPG >be european >get beheaded by isis >be asian >suicide because of stress and no gf >be african >be african >be australian >get killed by venomous animal and lose war against emu I guess no place on earth is good after all
: Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)08:34:00 No.36887885 >be american BORN TO >get fat, get shot, become poor because surgery is 100 000$ FEEL 14 KB JPG >be european >get beheaded by isis >be asian >suicide because of stress and no gf >be african >be african >be australian >get killed by venomous animal and lose war against emu I guess no place on earth is good after all

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Med School shenanigans | /r/Greentext

>Be me yesterday >3rd year in Med School >Working in Trauma Bay, 1am tired as s--- >Call comes in from EMS, 16 year old male, stroke symptoms >N---- w-- 16 year olds don't get strokes >Kid comes in, clearly stroking out, Radiology takes him away for scans and s--- >Meanwhile, I get sent to talk to parents to find out what happened >Stand awkwardly and pat backs to try and console them >Not f------ working >Eventually calm down and I ask them when they noticed the stroke to establish timeline >Tums out the mom was awoken at night by autistic moaning coming from son's room. She goes in, finds him having a stroke at his computer WITH HIS F------ D--- IN HIS HAND >Theydidntpreparemeforthisshit.exe >Take the rest of the history, hurry to operating room to tell the doctor >They're in the middle of the scan >They found an AVM in his brain (malformed, weak blood vessels present at birth) >Start seeing all the clues come together like a TV show >The kid was born with some weak vessels in his brain >Over the years, its been slowly getting weaker >Finally, when this kid was jacking off, the spike in blood pressure from c------ blew it the f--- up >Mfw he literally had a mind blowing orgasm >Mfw he died this evening I'll never forget you Stroke Stroker kid.
>Be me yesterday >3rd year in Med School >Working in Trauma Bay, 1am tired as s--- >Call comes in from EMS, 16 year old male, stroke symptoms >N---- w-- 16 year olds don't get strokes >Kid comes in, clearly stroking out, Radiology takes him away for scans and s--- >Meanwhile, I get sent to talk to parents to find out what happened >Stand awkwardly and pat backs to try and console them >Not f------ working >Eventually calm down and I ask them when they noticed the stroke to establish timeline >Tums out the mom was awoken at night by autistic moaning coming from son's room. She goes in, finds him having a stroke at his computer WITH HIS F------ D--- IN HIS HAND >Theydidntpreparemeforthisshit.exe >Take the rest of the history, hurry to operating room to tell the doctor >They're in the middle of the scan >They found an AVM in his brain (malformed, weak blood vessels present at birth) >Start seeing all the clues come together like a TV show >The kid was born with some weak vessels in his brain >Over the years, its been slowly getting weaker >Finally, when this kid was jacking off, the spike in blood pressure from c------ blew it the f--- up >Mfw he literally had a mind blowing orgasm >Mfw he died this evening I'll never forget you Stroke Stroker kid.

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: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)21:11:09 No.66512461 >spoke to someone from Uganda today >They were telling me about all the nice places >get to mentioning safaris and the rhinos 21 KB JPG >tell me the ones they have to avoid most are the ones on their own >reason being that they lost a fight and have been outcasted from the group >literally been removed from their society and have no chance of mating Incel Rhinos take out their anger on others because their life has become hopeless purely because they lost a fight. Think about the times you lost a game and won in a rematch. They literally got made a loner because they lost one try.
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)21:11:09 No.66512461 >spoke to someone from Uganda today >They were telling me about all the nice places >get to mentioning safaris and the rhinos 21 KB JPG >tell me the ones they have to avoid most are the ones on their own >reason being that they lost a fight and have been outcasted from the group >literally been removed from their society and have no chance of mating Incel Rhinos take out their anger on others because their life has become hopeless purely because they lost a fight. Think about the times you lost a game and won in a rematch. They literally got made a loner because they lost one try.

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Anon is a mess | /r/Greentext

File: 1352501900004.jpg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427 Replies: >>435971345 >>435971635 >>435971949 >>435972123 >>435972254 >>435972291 >>435972559 >>435972704 >>435973158 >>435973159 >>435973326 >>435973549 >>435973950 >>435974179 >>435974538 >>435974676 >>435975137 >>435975236 >>435975307 >>435975408 >>435975448 >>435975862 >>435975875 >>435975909 >>435975973 >gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways >one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in her when notice weird f------ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights >w-- it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period >i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering >ohshitohshitohshitohshit >i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh s---, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says >"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE F--- NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw
File: 1352501900004.jpg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427 Replies: >>435971345 >>435971635 >>435971949 >>435972123 >>435972254 >>435972291 >>435972559 >>435972704 >>435973158 >>435973159 >>435973326 >>435973549 >>435973950 >>435974179 >>435974538 >>435974676 >>435975137 >>435975236 >>435975307 >>435975408 >>435975448 >>435975862 >>435975875 >>435975909 >>435975973 >gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways >one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in her when notice weird f------ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights >w-- it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period >i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering >ohshitohshitohshitohshit >i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh s---, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says >"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE F--- NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw

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x934) Anonymous 10/20/19(Sun)19: >go to mcdonalds >order two large fries >they give me around 75 tiny ones
x934) Anonymous 10/20/19(Sun)19: >go to mcdonalds >order two large fries >they give me around 75 tiny ones

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Anon is on YouTube | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)22:55:16 No.868379208 >reacts to cringe stand up comedian >feels the need to add unfunnier and more cringe commentary without any self awareness Is this what kids find entertaining nowadays? https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=IADdd_qX0IY [Open] 1.73 MB PNG 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)22:55:16 No.868379208 >reacts to cringe stand up comedian >feels the need to add unfunnier and more cringe commentary without any self awareness Is this what kids find entertaining nowadays? https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=IADdd_qX0IY [Open] 1.73 MB PNG 3 Replies View Thread

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thank you snake | /r/Greentext

>be me >have a pet snake >take a girl over to my house >we are about to get in bed, when she sees my snake >she says she finds snakes creepy 62 KB JPG and leaves >find out 4 days later she had HIV >mfw my pet snake saved my life
>be me >have a pet snake >take a girl over to my house >we are about to get in bed, when she sees my snake >she says she finds snakes creepy 62 KB JPG and leaves >find out 4 days later she had HIV >mfw my pet snake saved my life

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Anon kills his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I may have just fed my girlfri(...) 12/11/21(Sat)00:58:02 No.66510476 >have always liked fat chicks, like extremely fat chicks >back in 2015 during senior year of college, meet somewhat chubby freshman girl >she's a virgin, into anime, dresses 98 KB JPG cute >get into a relationship with her >fall in love, plan to be with her forever >sometime during our first year together, she realizes she's into feederism when I describe it to her >she wants to become bigger with no end goal in mind, but doesn't want to get sick from it >we decide that if any comorbidities arise, she'll go on a diet >and we go HARD into the lifestyle >she goes up from 5'2, around 150 lbs in 2015 to 427 Ibs as of last month >we were hoping for her to reach 500 lbs next year, were planning on making a big push it >of course, she had a few problems like poor mobility and higher blood pressure, but nothing that felt immediately urgent >could still go to the store, didn't even need a scooter >come Monday, she's walking around the house when she suddenly collapses >she had a heart attack >she's currently in the hospital, where she's on life support >in the next 24 hours, I'll know if she'll live or die
: Anonymous I may have just fed my girlfri(...) 12/11/21(Sat)00:58:02 No.66510476 >have always liked fat chicks, like extremely fat chicks >back in 2015 during senior year of college, meet somewhat chubby freshman girl >she's a virgin, into anime, dresses 98 KB JPG cute >get into a relationship with her >fall in love, plan to be with her forever >sometime during our first year together, she realizes she's into feederism when I describe it to her >she wants to become bigger with no end goal in mind, but doesn't want to get sick from it >we decide that if any comorbidities arise, she'll go on a diet >and we go HARD into the lifestyle >she goes up from 5'2, around 150 lbs in 2015 to 427 Ibs as of last month >we were hoping for her to reach 500 lbs next year, were planning on making a big push it >of course, she had a few problems like poor mobility and higher blood pressure, but nothing that felt immediately urgent >could still go to the store, didn't even need a scooter >come Monday, she's walking around the house when she suddenly collapses >she had a heart attack >she's currently in the hospital, where she's on life support >in the next 24 hours, I'll know if she'll live or die

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Wrong board Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: hecye3XL 06/26/18(Tue)21:54:19 No.176576592 >remembering how fun vidya used to be when i was 15 >now all my old favorite titles bore me and i have to be high to enjoy playing anything 908 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: vq/8Us41 ) II 06/26/18(Tue)21:55:55 No.176576743 : Anonymous (ID: hecye3XL 06/26/18(Tue)21:56:56 No.176576843 I meant to post this on /v/ f------ damnit >176582478 # >>176583416 # Anonymous (ID: q8NOjljx ) 06/26/18(Tue)22:51:19 No.176582478 >>176576843 # Now that you're here, would you like to talk about the jews? 59 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: hecye3XL 06/26/18(Tue)21:54:19 No.176576592 >remembering how fun vidya used to be when i was 15 >now all my old favorite titles bore me and i have to be high to enjoy playing anything 908 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: vq/8Us41 ) II 06/26/18(Tue)21:55:55 No.176576743 : Anonymous (ID: hecye3XL 06/26/18(Tue)21:56:56 No.176576843 I meant to post this on /v/ f------ damnit >176582478 # >>176583416 # Anonymous (ID: q8NOjljx ) 06/26/18(Tue)22:51:19 No.176582478 >>176576843 # Now that you're here, would you like to talk about the jews? 59 KB JPG

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Anon makes me lose hope for humans | /r/Greentext

Full Expand Images d 1325100697943 ipg (81 KB. 359x391) igdb google 88I Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21:37 No.162690541 [") ITT. Disturbing stuff you've done once during gaming >Playing TF2 >The server is filled with little bratty kids >Get really horny >Decide to lube up my small mic and stick it up my ass while i turn the volume all the way up >The vibrations of their loud voices penetrate me greatly istart to moan loudly as I begin to masturbate like crazy >The kids begin a shouting match over something stupid >The shouts begin to massage my prostate >l begin to fap harder as their loud voices make me readch climax Suddenly a littie boy playing as a scout approaches me and asks why Im moaning l say nothing as I continue to pieasure myself like a dirty w---- >He goes up to me and whispers loudly "stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it >His mere words begin tapping my prostate l yell "SAY IT LOUDER, MAKE ME C-- >He does it louder and louder until I bust the biggest load that hits my c-- rag decide to gift the kid a strange holy mackerel >He thanks me greatly i say "No no, THANK you-" and justleave you guys should reallytythough 1-1 Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21:38 No. 162690702 (*)>162690967 >162691036 Sweetlord ing (43 KB, 404x483) inde noole
Full Expand Images d 1325100697943 ipg (81 KB. 359x391) igdb google 88I Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21:37 No.162690541 [") ITT. Disturbing stuff you've done once during gaming >Playing TF2 >The server is filled with little bratty kids >Get really horny >Decide to lube up my small mic and stick it up my ass while i turn the volume all the way up >The vibrations of their loud voices penetrate me greatly istart to moan loudly as I begin to masturbate like crazy >The kids begin a shouting match over something stupid >The shouts begin to massage my prostate >l begin to fap harder as their loud voices make me readch climax Suddenly a littie boy playing as a scout approaches me and asks why Im moaning l say nothing as I continue to pieasure myself like a dirty w---- >He goes up to me and whispers loudly "stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it >His mere words begin tapping my prostate l yell "SAY IT LOUDER, MAKE ME C-- >He does it louder and louder until I bust the biggest load that hits my c-- rag decide to gift the kid a strange holy mackerel >He thanks me greatly i say "No no, THANK you-" and justleave you guys should reallytythough 1-1 Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21:38 No. 162690702 (*)>162690967 >162691036 Sweetlord ing (43 KB, 404x483) inde noole

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Anon's friend is trap | /r/Greentext

>be me >be in university >me and best friend there always joke about traps because of the meme >browse trap threads from time to 8 KB JPG time >curious about it but not a big deal >one day friend from university says we need to talk >"oh ok" >he doesn't wait and tell me by text >"anon I need to tell you that I actually want to become a trap and I'm getting huge feelings towards you" >get massive boner and don't know how to respond F--- you guys now I'm a total f----- and want to f--- my best friend in a dress because of you
>be me >be in university >me and best friend there always joke about traps because of the meme >browse trap threads from time to 8 KB JPG time >curious about it but not a big deal >one day friend from university says we need to talk >"oh ok" >he doesn't wait and tell me by text >"anon I need to tell you that I actually want to become a trap and I'm getting huge feelings towards you" >get massive boner and don't know how to respond F--- you guys now I'm a total f----- and want to f--- my best friend in a dress because of you

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Anon fantasies about his daughter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)02:01:13 No.786131855 When the age of consent is finally abolished in 30 years, what is the first thing you will do? 440 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)02:02:46 No.786131943 >>786131855 (OP) # protect my daughter from degenerates like you and then f--- her >>786131988 # >>786132853 #
: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)02:01:13 No.786131855 When the age of consent is finally abolished in 30 years, what is the first thing you will do? 440 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)02:02:46 No.786131943 >>786131855 (OP) # protect my daughter from degenerates like you and then f--- her >>786131988 # >>786132853 #

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Anon is part of the high class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/19(Fri)19:45:09 No.13151086 >Welcome to Paris monsieur, we serve ze best cuisine in ze universe >May I take your ordeure ? 122 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/01/19(Fri)19:46:56 No.13151098 I'll have the chicken tenderloins. Lightly fried, with a honey sweetened Dijon mustard sauce. 57 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/01/19(Fri)19:45:09 No.13151086 >Welcome to Paris monsieur, we serve ze best cuisine in ze universe >May I take your ordeure ? 122 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/01/19(Fri)19:46:56 No.13151098 I'll have the chicken tenderloins. Lightly fried, with a honey sweetened Dijon mustard sauce. 57 KB JPG

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Anon gets a compliment from a stranger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)08:26:16 No.843691791 1607846755974.jpg 90 KB JPG >taking piss at public urinal >guy walks in and starts using the one next to me >he looks over at me >'nice c--- bro, i bet you c-- alot right? Yeah i bet you do' We all need a compliment from time to time to make us feel good.
: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)08:26:16 No.843691791 1607846755974.jpg 90 KB JPG >taking piss at public urinal >guy walks in and starts using the one next to me >he looks over at me >'nice c--- bro, i bet you c-- alot right? Yeah i bet you do' We all need a compliment from time to time to make us feel good.

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Anon gets a promotion | /r/Greentext

>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy
>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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So fucking sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f------ retarded? 47 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being a f-----, your dad is trying to connect with you >>542990391 # >>542990521 # >>542990724 # >>542990810 # >>542991437 # >>542991550 # >>542991956 # >>542992068 # >>542992151 # >>542992412 # >>542992605 # >>542993739 # >>542994051 # >>542996095 # >>542997281 # >>542998590 # >>543000324 # >>543000453 # >>543000617 # >>543000746 # >>543000841 # >>543001083 # >>543001335 # >>543001389 # >>543004779 # >>543005792 # >>543006553 # >>543007247 # >>543007582 # >>543008745 # >>543008851 # >>543008910 # >>543010419 # >>543010828 # >>543010934 # >>543010961 # >>543011220 # >>543011526 # >>543012078 # >>543014701 # >>543015032 # >>543015721 # >>543015803 # >>543015917 # >>543019926 # >>543020443 # >>543022048 #
: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f------ retarded? 47 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being a f-----, your dad is trying to connect with you >>542990391 # >>542990521 # >>542990724 # >>542990810 # >>542991437 # >>542991550 # >>542991956 # >>542992068 # >>542992151 # >>542992412 # >>542992605 # >>542993739 # >>542994051 # >>542996095 # >>542997281 # >>542998590 # >>543000324 # >>543000453 # >>543000617 # >>543000746 # >>543000841 # >>543001083 # >>543001335 # >>543001389 # >>543004779 # >>543005792 # >>543006553 # >>543007247 # >>543007582 # >>543008745 # >>543008851 # >>543008910 # >>543010419 # >>543010828 # >>543010934 # >>543010961 # >>543011220 # >>543011526 # >>543012078 # >>543014701 # >>543015032 # >>543015721 # >>543015803 # >>543015917 # >>543019926 # >>543020443 # >>543022048 #

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Anon is hurt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)10:37:36 No.160409292 1639129054101.jpg 273 KB JPG >watch friend simulator podcast >they start making fun of friendless guys like me
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)10:37:36 No.160409292 1639129054101.jpg 273 KB JPG >watch friend simulator podcast >they start making fun of friendless guys like me

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Anon beats the game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)22:19:00 No.66508853 >be me >23 >never had a gf before >decide to put into plan a basic idea I had years ago 48 KB JPG >only go after fat girls >spend a lot of time looking at very good looking women online who used to be fat >can now tell easily whether a fat woman would be very attractive if she lost the weight >fat girls are easier to date, they're most of my tinder matches, they're the ones who react the most positively to cold approaching >find a literal 10/10 a---- goddess but she's tall and fat, looks like s--- but you can tell there's potential under all that fat >ask her out and she says yes, very enthusiastic about it, have very pleasant date >lose my virginity to her, she was also a virgin (something i found to be very common among fat girls compared to other girls) >talk her into starting to go to the gym with me, first phase >then talk her into changing her diet, second phase >in a few months she loses most of the weight >now i have an extremely loyal and loving 10/10 gf who I'm probably going to marry >mfw i beat the game Tbf my stats aren't that bad and l'm definitely not Chad material.
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)22:19:00 No.66508853 >be me >23 >never had a gf before >decide to put into plan a basic idea I had years ago 48 KB JPG >only go after fat girls >spend a lot of time looking at very good looking women online who used to be fat >can now tell easily whether a fat woman would be very attractive if she lost the weight >fat girls are easier to date, they're most of my tinder matches, they're the ones who react the most positively to cold approaching >find a literal 10/10 a---- goddess but she's tall and fat, looks like s--- but you can tell there's potential under all that fat >ask her out and she says yes, very enthusiastic about it, have very pleasant date >lose my virginity to her, she was also a virgin (something i found to be very common among fat girls compared to other girls) >talk her into starting to go to the gym with me, first phase >then talk her into changing her diet, second phase >in a few months she loses most of the weight >now i have an extremely loyal and loving 10/10 gf who I'm probably going to marry >mfw i beat the game Tbf my stats aren't that bad and l'm definitely not Chad material.

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