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Anon is the n word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----
: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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Anon gets potty trained | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/18(Sun)19:15:31 No.786989776 >be me >gay retarded 4 yr old still not potty trained >f------ obsessed with trains >grandmagetsidea.jpg >"hey, anon. If you poop on the pot, l'll take you to ride on the the train." 65 KB PNG >holyactualfuck.gif >potty trains in less than a week >gets to go on train >loudly asks grandma if everyone else on the train pooped too
: Anonymous 12/09/18(Sun)19:15:31 No.786989776 >be me >gay retarded 4 yr old still not potty trained >f------ obsessed with trains >grandmagetsidea.jpg >"hey, anon. If you poop on the pot, l'll take you to ride on the the train." 65 KB PNG >holyactualfuck.gif >potty trains in less than a week >gets to go on train >loudly asks grandma if everyone else on the train pooped too

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Anon gets a GF | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money 295 KB PNG >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822 >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?
Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money 295 KB PNG >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822 >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?

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Anon doesn’t approve | /r/Greentext

1552856629200.png 48 KB PNG >when a guy whose hobbies are purely entertainment consumption (TV, movies, anime, music, video games, 4chan, etc.) says he wants a girlfriend Seriously. Why would you want to torture some innocent girl with your boring life?
1552856629200.png 48 KB PNG >when a guy whose hobbies are purely entertainment consumption (TV, movies, anime, music, video games, 4chan, etc.) says he wants a girlfriend Seriously. Why would you want to torture some innocent girl with your boring life?

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Anon is a proud Korean | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed) 17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies / 19 Images View Thread : Anonymous (ID: OE0PIP66 ) 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 >>1223025 (OP) # Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard
: Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed) 17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies / 19 Images View Thread : Anonymous (ID: OE0PIP66 ) 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 >>1223025 (OP) # Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard

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Anon is a sigma male | /r/Greentext

File: booba.jpg (63 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)17:18:44 No.863927580 >be me >hairy balls owner >need to shave but can't be f----- to buy another razor >idea.rar >start youtube channel >post daily >blow up >get sponsorship >MANSCAPED >get trial box as per sponsorship >delete account its called a hustle
File: booba.jpg (63 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)17:18:44 No.863927580 >be me >hairy balls owner >need to shave but can't be f----- to buy another razor >idea.rar >start youtube channel >post daily >blow up >get sponsorship >MANSCAPED >get trial box as per sponsorship >delete account its called a hustle

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Anon is a chef. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.601040556 58 minuten WEND''s geleden State your job, salary, age Chef at Wendy's $8.75hr 37 15 replies Anonymous No.601041951 46 minuten geleden Otto Pizza, Portland. $11.25 22. Anonymous No.601042148 44 minuten geleden >>601040556 (OP) >Wendy's >chef >37 where did it all go wrong, OP
Anonymous No.601040556 58 minuten WEND''s geleden State your job, salary, age Chef at Wendy's $8.75hr 37 15 replies Anonymous No.601041951 46 minuten geleden Otto Pizza, Portland. $11.25 22. Anonymous No.601042148 44 minuten geleden >>601040556 (OP) >Wendy's >chef >37 where did it all go wrong, OP

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Anon is skeptical | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:38:26 No.868644475 >Windows hasnt pushed a good update in years > Most stable Microsoft program is Word > Microsoft f---- up everything they Microsoft touch > Price of putting even cheap RFID chips in everyone's head is 1000 times 137 KB JPG expensive than Gate's net worth Are you retards really telling me you believe in this s---? Even if he had the money, mass produced Microsoft chips would bug out and die anyways. So conspiracy theorists even think about their bull s---? At least pick someone who produces more stable software or with more money : Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:40:34 No.868644560 Vaxfag
: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:38:26 No.868644475 >Windows hasnt pushed a good update in years > Most stable Microsoft program is Word > Microsoft f---- up everything they Microsoft touch > Price of putting even cheap RFID chips in everyone's head is 1000 times 137 KB JPG expensive than Gate's net worth Are you retards really telling me you believe in this s---? Even if he had the money, mass produced Microsoft chips would bug out and die anyways. So conspiracy theorists even think about their bull s---? At least pick someone who produces more stable software or with more money : Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:40:34 No.868644560 Vaxfag

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Anon has to write a 600 word essay | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 84769607 2 hours ago chadpepe PNG 864x648 296.9 kB > Be me have 600 word essay due today > Haven't even started it > f---.jpg > start typing it, hating my life > Idea.jpg > Access the now open GPT-3 API > Plugin my essay prompt, turn up the response temperature and response length >Literally have my essay done within 3 minutes > mfw I beat the system
#1, No. 84769607 2 hours ago chadpepe PNG 864x648 296.9 kB > Be me have 600 word essay due today > Haven't even started it > f---.jpg > start typing it, hating my life > Idea.jpg > Access the now open GPT-3 API > Plugin my essay prompt, turn up the response temperature and response length >Literally have my essay done within 3 minutes > mfw I beat the system

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)04:11:28 No.66571033 i just got caught masturbating with cat s--- again i'm being forced to get therapy tomorrow, how do i even explain this? 50 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)04:13:01 No.66571043 >>66571033 (OP) # >again h-how many times? >>66571053 #
: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)04:11:28 No.66571033 i just got caught masturbating with cat s--- again i'm being forced to get therapy tomorrow, how do i even explain this? 50 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)04:13:01 No.66571043 >>66571033 (OP) # >again h-how many times? >>66571053 #

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Anon has an inflated self-image | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:14:53 No.66561017 >studying respectable degree on top uni >lowkey rich dad >guaranteed good job when im finished >have irl friends >have a few fem friends >average looking >athetic body >5"9 (not a total manlet) 11 KB JPG >above average d--- >actual irl hobbies In comparison to you inferiors im f------ great how come I still cant get gf? My standarads are rly low I accept any straight female except fat. : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:17:23 No.66561038 >>66561017 (OP) # >5"9 (not s total manlet) who's gonna tell him : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:17:55 No.66561042 >>66561017 (OP) # >average looking theres your problem
: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:14:53 No.66561017 >studying respectable degree on top uni >lowkey rich dad >guaranteed good job when im finished >have irl friends >have a few fem friends >average looking >athetic body >5"9 (not a total manlet) 11 KB JPG >above average d--- >actual irl hobbies In comparison to you inferiors im f------ great how come I still cant get gf? My standarads are rly low I accept any straight female except fat. : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:17:23 No.66561038 >>66561017 (OP) # >5"9 (not s total manlet) who's gonna tell him : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:17:55 No.66561042 >>66561017 (OP) # >average looking theres your problem

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Anon is upset about Dr. Eggman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)19:20:29 No.858440651 >incredibly intelligent man >builds crazy ass machines >turns random animals into self sustaining robots >hacks the US government to threaten the president in his limo >builds industrialized cities over 101 KB PNG night >built a f------ death star not once, not twice, but over three times >blew up half of the moon >conquered and destroyed the world multiple times >harnessed the power of the universe with a few diamond cut gems >gets his ass beat every time bya hedgehog that moves fast What the f--- is this b------- Sega?
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)19:20:29 No.858440651 >incredibly intelligent man >builds crazy ass machines >turns random animals into self sustaining robots >hacks the US government to threaten the president in his limo >builds industrialized cities over 101 KB PNG night >built a f------ death star not once, not twice, but over three times >blew up half of the moon >conquered and destroyed the world multiple times >harnessed the power of the universe with a few diamond cut gems >gets his ass beat every time bya hedgehog that moves fast What the f--- is this b------- Sega?

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Anon works at Wendy's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>11002639 (OP) # >be me >16 years old >first job is at Wendy's >only work there because the girl I orbit works there >manager is creepy old guy named Mike >constantly trying to fit in with all the teenagers but is clearly autistic >hates all the male employees, simps over all the female employees >halloween comes >Mike has the idea that all the boys should dress like girls and all the girls should dress like boys >he demands that one of the girls bring him one of her shirts >she actually does it >no one else dressed up >my fat middle aged manager is working while wearing a teenage girl belly shirt >visibly has an erection throughout the entire shift >can't believe how creepy this guy is >25 years pass >now i'm like Mike >>11002696 # >>11002708 # >>11002929 # >>11006941 # >>11015899 # >>11019736 # >>11020886 #
: Anonymous >>11002639 (OP) # >be me >16 years old >first job is at Wendy's >only work there because the girl I orbit works there >manager is creepy old guy named Mike >constantly trying to fit in with all the teenagers but is clearly autistic >hates all the male employees, simps over all the female employees >halloween comes >Mike has the idea that all the boys should dress like girls and all the girls should dress like boys >he demands that one of the girls bring him one of her shirts >she actually does it >no one else dressed up >my fat middle aged manager is working while wearing a teenage girl belly shirt >visibly has an erection throughout the entire shift >can't believe how creepy this guy is >25 years pass >now i'm like Mike >>11002696 # >>11002708 # >>11002929 # >>11006941 # >>11015899 # >>11019736 # >>11020886 #

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Anon discovers Reddit! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mz20POFe 01/16/17(Mon)18:36:57 No.107430086 Before internet >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet >l want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #
: Anonymous (ID: mz20POFe 01/16/17(Mon)18:36:57 No.107430086 Before internet >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet >l want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #

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/b/secret's thread | /r/Greentext

File: 1626118379529.jpg (32 KB, 500x333) Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)21:55:27 No.859694460 >>859695407 >>859695999 WE ALL HAVE SECRETS >>859696699 >>859696710 >>859699474 >>859701496 >>859705589 >>859705918 >>859707489 >>859710333 >>859712997 >>859715138 >>859717279 >>859719531 >859719596 >859720254 >>859722470 >859723994 Alright f------, listen up. I want your secrets before the f------ glowies show up and take them. >> Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:08:48 No.859695105 >859695185 >>859699860 I'm a software engineer and I work two remote jobs. Neither know that l'm working a second job. In all I pull down around 240,000 a year. Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:22:28 No.859695780 >>859723016 >859696539 >859719560 I broke into a ghetto high school in my town and poured heavy extra duty laxative powder into the instant grits for lunch the next day. A kid at the school payed me 2500 to do it because he had a scat fetish, so I brought McDonald's for me and him and we watched all the slope headed gangster nogoids slurp down their grits. Not too much later n----- are screaming left and right, people are pulling down pants and just s------- all over their legs and the floor. Watched a dude with red dreads and tattoos fill his underwear with liquid s---
File: 1626118379529.jpg (32 KB, 500x333) Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)21:55:27 No.859694460 >>859695407 >>859695999 WE ALL HAVE SECRETS >>859696699 >>859696710 >>859699474 >>859701496 >>859705589 >>859705918 >>859707489 >>859710333 >>859712997 >>859715138 >>859717279 >>859719531 >859719596 >859720254 >>859722470 >859723994 Alright f------, listen up. I want your secrets before the f------ glowies show up and take them. >> Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:08:48 No.859695105 >859695185 >>859699860 I'm a software engineer and I work two remote jobs. Neither know that l'm working a second job. In all I pull down around 240,000 a year. Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:22:28 No.859695780 >>859723016 >859696539 >859719560 I broke into a ghetto high school in my town and poured heavy extra duty laxative powder into the instant grits for lunch the next day. A kid at the school payed me 2500 to do it because he had a scat fetish, so I brought McDonald's for me and him and we watched all the slope headed gangster nogoids slurp down their grits. Not too much later n----- are screaming left and right, people are pulling down pants and just s------- all over their legs and the floor. Watched a dude with red dreads and tattoos fill his underwear with liquid s---

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Anon donates to charity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)18:13:26 No.868620652 >be me >walking out of store >hot chick runs up to me >claims she's with charity or some s--- >she gives me the rundown about how I should donate 352 KB JPG >I start laying jokes down >she's laughing and smiling >touching my arm and s--- >l f----- got this boys >ask her for her number >she laughs and says she doesn't have a phone but if I donate maybe she could afford one >drop $1000 right there for the donation and give her my number on a piece of paper >she says thank you all giggly >walk away feeling like a god It's been like a week now but I just know today will be the day she calls
: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)18:13:26 No.868620652 >be me >walking out of store >hot chick runs up to me >claims she's with charity or some s--- >she gives me the rundown about how I should donate 352 KB JPG >I start laying jokes down >she's laughing and smiling >touching my arm and s--- >l f----- got this boys >ask her for her number >she laughs and says she doesn't have a phone but if I donate maybe she could afford one >drop $1000 right there for the donation and give her my number on a piece of paper >she says thank you all giggly >walk away feeling like a god It's been like a week now but I just know today will be the day she calls

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Anon lays it out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (kLJMCmBt 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638 Forbes @Forbes · Dec 13 F #BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/JY7YJBF 2.3К t7 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos
: Anonymous (ID: (kLJMCmBt 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638 Forbes @Forbes · Dec 13 F #BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/JY7YJBF 2.3К t7 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos

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