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Anon wants to play a shooter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)07:02:46 No.66584958 >want to play co op shooter >join lobby and explain that im hard of hearing and ask people to be patient because im polite like that 54 KB JPG >insulted and asked to leave >if I dont tell people i just get vote kicked anyway F--- you
: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)07:02:46 No.66584958 >want to play co op shooter >join lobby and explain that im hard of hearing and ask people to be patient because im polite like that 54 KB JPG >insulted and asked to leave >if I dont tell people i just get vote kicked anyway F--- you

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Anon masturbates to kids game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:33:22 No.66596235 >this is a character in a kid's game 353 KB JPG 10 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:40:54 No.66596297 >>66596235 (OP) # so what? are hot people not allowed to exist anymore because kids might get horny? get the f--- outta here
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:33:22 No.66596235 >this is a character in a kid's game 353 KB JPG 10 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:40:54 No.66596297 >>66596235 (OP) # so what? are hot people not allowed to exist anymore because kids might get horny? get the f--- outta here

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Anon’s learning English | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)08:47:08 No.868718080 Sorry for bad anguish. >be me >be bad at speak englon >wawking >stub tow on tabel >mfw 113 KB JPG Pic relations
: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)08:47:08 No.868718080 Sorry for bad anguish. >be me >be bad at speak englon >wawking >stub tow on tabel >mfw 113 KB JPG Pic relations

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Anon is as straight as a bent pipe. | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes to the restroom | /r/Greentext


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It never happened | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/26/18(Mon)13:38:54 No.4362112 My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't 27 KB JPG a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing 'the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi liar'.
| Anonymous 03/26/18(Mon)13:38:54 No.4362112 My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't 27 KB JPG a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing 'the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi liar'.

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Anon loves the D in a no homo way | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I love sucking d--- 12/16/21(Thu)06:04:29 No.21545752 >message a bunch of guys "hey i want to suck your dịck" >suck a guy's d--- for the first time. very weird but extremely hot in retrospect >want to suck d--- more often, but don't want to be gay 704 KB WEBM >put an ad up "looking for someone who wants b------- every day no h---" >guy responds. pretty average looking. not impressive but eh >invite him over, immediately give him head as discussed. 10 minutes into meeting this guy and i've sucked his d---, swallowed his c-- >comes over again the same day, give him another b------ >texts me the next day, agree to suck his d--- again >guy blows my phone up constantly. "bro where u at lol" >usually agree to meet even if i don't feel like it. always glad that i did. >tame my gag reflex on a dildo just to give this guy better head >he's all like "f--- yeah dude that's so good s--- dude im gonna c--" >basically become glurk glurk 4900 >probably swallow a gallon of this guy's j--- over the next few months >suddenly he moves to another city f---
: Anonymous I love sucking d--- 12/16/21(Thu)06:04:29 No.21545752 >message a bunch of guys "hey i want to suck your dịck" >suck a guy's d--- for the first time. very weird but extremely hot in retrospect >want to suck d--- more often, but don't want to be gay 704 KB WEBM >put an ad up "looking for someone who wants b------- every day no h---" >guy responds. pretty average looking. not impressive but eh >invite him over, immediately give him head as discussed. 10 minutes into meeting this guy and i've sucked his d---, swallowed his c-- >comes over again the same day, give him another b------ >texts me the next day, agree to suck his d--- again >guy blows my phone up constantly. "bro where u at lol" >usually agree to meet even if i don't feel like it. always glad that i did. >tame my gag reflex on a dildo just to give this guy better head >he's all like "f--- yeah dude that's so good s--- dude im gonna c--" >basically become glurk glurk 4900 >probably swallow a gallon of this guy's j--- over the next few months >suddenly he moves to another city f---

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They call him nickleback | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 868746078 2 min. ago >started new pastime last year >I take a bag of nickles and walk around the city looking for people with coffees that don't have lids >when I spot one I walk by and plop a few nickles in with a quick god bless >l've spent over $600 this year alone 10.5 kB JPG 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 868746078 2 min. ago >started new pastime last year >I take a bag of nickles and walk around the city looking for people with coffees that don't have lids >when I spot one I walk by and plop a few nickles in with a quick god bless >l've spent over $600 this year alone 10.5 kB JPG 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon's alone time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hace 1 hora 47412892 >be me >beat my d--- >right before I start >say "Shouldn't you've bought me dinner first?" >my sister hears me say that >and audible screams "WHAT THE F---, ANON?" >mfw 1 REPLY Anonymous Hace 1 hora 47413007 >>47412892 (OP) >beat my d--- >start shouting "I YIELD! I YIELD!" while c------ >cover myself in c-- >"never should've come. here!"
Anonymous Hace 1 hora 47412892 >be me >beat my d--- >right before I start >say "Shouldn't you've bought me dinner first?" >my sister hears me say that >and audible screams "WHAT THE F---, ANON?" >mfw 1 REPLY Anonymous Hace 1 hora 47413007 >>47412892 (OP) >beat my d--- >start shouting "I YIELD! I YIELD!" while c------ >cover myself in c-- >"never should've come. here!"

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Anon is a great dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 47948202 Bye :) >Be me >have a kid at 18yrs old >at first gfs pregnancy is meh >she bitch alot >deal wit it until kid is born >kid borns, it's the most horrifying event to watch >kid is all good, be happy :) >>>fast forward Vano AM NOT CRYING, OKAY >now I'm 22, kid is about to turn 5 at this xmas >me goes to doctors cause bad prolonged headaches... >get diagnosed with brain cancer >mfw >try to tell 4yr old why dad is not going to be around anymore >he does not understand >l make sure that he will be ok >I love that little mf, he is my life, the only good thing I ever made... >l only have about 6 to 10month if lucky >Good Bye greentexts and anons :')
Anonymous 1 hour ago 47948202 Bye :) >Be me >have a kid at 18yrs old >at first gfs pregnancy is meh >she bitch alot >deal wit it until kid is born >kid borns, it's the most horrifying event to watch >kid is all good, be happy :) >>>fast forward Vano AM NOT CRYING, OKAY >now I'm 22, kid is about to turn 5 at this xmas >me goes to doctors cause bad prolonged headaches... >get diagnosed with brain cancer >mfw >try to tell 4yr old why dad is not going to be around anymore >he does not understand >l make sure that he will be ok >I love that little mf, he is my life, the only good thing I ever made... >l only have about 6 to 10month if lucky >Good Bye greentexts and anons :')

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Anon makes block houses | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)07:52:26 No.64791948 >builds small block house >truly happy 13 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)08:06:36 No.64792054 >>64791987 # >been working at a kindergarten last year >one day, not a single child showed up (covid just started) >just spent the whole day building a giant building block castle with the other employers >best day of my life
Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)07:52:26 No.64791948 >builds small block house >truly happy 13 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)08:06:36 No.64792054 >>64791987 # >been working at a kindergarten last year >one day, not a single child showed up (covid just started) >just spent the whole day building a giant building block castle with the other employers >best day of my life

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Anon is a businessman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:22:47 No.849732160 >be me >get bored >order a pizza >pretend to be a pizza delivery guy >deliver pizzas to random people >hope to find a qt girl who lives alone and who likes pizza 154 KB PNG >thats all i need >eventually run into a few >p--- lied to me, whatever >around 70% of people actually decide to pay me for my pizza >others say they didnt order it >no loss >i guess people want pizzas some people just dont order them >idea.jpg >a pizza is 4 dollars at the store, ill sell it for 6 >buy 20 pizzas >sell all of them to random people pretending to be a delivery guy >40 dollar profit for selling 20 pizzas >do this when i need extra money
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:22:47 No.849732160 >be me >get bored >order a pizza >pretend to be a pizza delivery guy >deliver pizzas to random people >hope to find a qt girl who lives alone and who likes pizza 154 KB PNG >thats all i need >eventually run into a few >p--- lied to me, whatever >around 70% of people actually decide to pay me for my pizza >others say they didnt order it >no loss >i guess people want pizzas some people just dont order them >idea.jpg >a pizza is 4 dollars at the store, ill sell it for 6 >buy 20 pizzas >sell all of them to random people pretending to be a delivery guy >40 dollar profit for selling 20 pizzas >do this when i need extra money

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Anon has weird toy fetish | /r/Greentext

File 1277701026.jng-(97 KB, 540xBUU, 700841402 jpg) O Anonymous O6/28/10(Mon)00:57 06 No.245158XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58: 10 No.245159XXX lol O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:26 No 245159XXX WHAT JUNE 18 Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:33 No.245159XXX Yes O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.245159XXX If this were facebook I would like this O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:05 No. 245159XXX I did it to buzz too
File 1277701026.jng-(97 KB, 540xBUU, 700841402 jpg) O Anonymous O6/28/10(Mon)00:57 06 No.245158XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58: 10 No.245159XXX lol O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:26 No 245159XXX WHAT JUNE 18 Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:33 No.245159XXX Yes O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.245159XXX If this were facebook I would like this O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:05 No. 245159XXX I did it to buzz too

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Anon is transforming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/21 (Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys
: Anonymous 07/07/21 (Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys

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Anon makes a happy accident | /r/Greentext

I always come here to complain about my s----- life, but today I actually enjoyed myself, so let me share my story: >be me 20 KB JPG >wake up at 1:30AM >at 4 I decide to make toast for breakfast >missingbread.stl >go to the store open 24/7 and buy what I need >since it's cool outside I decide to go somewhere with my bike >somehow I end up in a cornfield >I really enjoyed seeing the sun rise in that field I really look forward to my next trip. I hope you anons have a nice day too :)
I always come here to complain about my s----- life, but today I actually enjoyed myself, so let me share my story: >be me 20 KB JPG >wake up at 1:30AM >at 4 I decide to make toast for breakfast >missingbread.stl >go to the store open 24/7 and buy what I need >since it's cool outside I decide to go somewhere with my bike >somehow I end up in a cornfield >I really enjoyed seeing the sun rise in that field I really look forward to my next trip. I hope you anons have a nice day too :)

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Anon gets friendzoned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up 507 KB PNG >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >l start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up 507 KB PNG >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >l start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me

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Anon got bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [1 05/10/21(Mon)18:59:35 No.144686289 >be me in middle school >have brown skin and a rectangular shaped face >everyone calls me "El Minecraft" As a kid, did you suffer from bullying in your country too? 45 KB JPG
: Anonymous [1 05/10/21(Mon)18:59:35 No.144686289 >be me in middle school >have brown skin and a rectangular shaped face >everyone calls me "El Minecraft" As a kid, did you suffer from bullying in your country too? 45 KB JPG

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Anon is a giga chad | /r/Greentext

1620573052056.jpg 226 KB JPG >>61657418 (OP) # >The only woman I lift for is my mother, so I can help her when she gets old.
1620573052056.jpg 226 KB JPG >>61657418 (OP) # >The only woman I lift for is my mother, so I can help her when she gets old.

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