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: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)16:43:15 No.66603773 >"So Anon, did you do anything fun over the weekend?" click click d--- >No >"You see the Ravens game last click night?" >I don't watch sports >"...Seen any good movies lately?" 83 KB JPG >Not really >repeat 100000x Why can't people just leave me alone? : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)16:44:42 No.66603789 >>66603773 (OP) # This is how my talks with therapist go >>66603852 #
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)16:43:15 No.66603773 >"So Anon, did you do anything fun over the weekend?" click click d--- >No >"You see the Ravens game last click night?" >I don't watch sports >"...Seen any good movies lately?" 83 KB JPG >Not really >repeat 100000x Why can't people just leave me alone? : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)16:44:42 No.66603789 >>66603773 (OP) # This is how my talks with therapist go >>66603852 #

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Anon's movie night | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 IMAG0052.jpg 1016 KB JPG What should I watch, boys? Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 your weight >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #
: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 IMAG0052.jpg 1016 KB JPG What should I watch, boys? Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 your weight >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #

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anon browses ebay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)12:58:29 No.868787466 >be me, more than 3 years ago >aimlessly browsing ebay >"REAL 1 YEAR SPOTIFY PREMIUM ACCOUNT ACTIVATION" >Click out of curiosity >Post is chinese with an english translation 49 KB JPG >Check reviews >apparently it has been going for months with a steady flow of positive reviews from seemengly genuine accounts >virtually no bad reviews >10 usd >give it a go >straight up asks me for my user and password >create new spotify account with my fake email and completely fake info >send the details >"your account is activated" >it actually works >change the password just in case >realise it's been years and it still works >no spotify payment alerts >no suspicious activity or anything >nothing on the email either So uhm what's the catch? Am I gonna be drafted for the ccp any minute now or what?
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)12:58:29 No.868787466 >be me, more than 3 years ago >aimlessly browsing ebay >"REAL 1 YEAR SPOTIFY PREMIUM ACCOUNT ACTIVATION" >Click out of curiosity >Post is chinese with an english translation 49 KB JPG >Check reviews >apparently it has been going for months with a steady flow of positive reviews from seemengly genuine accounts >virtually no bad reviews >10 usd >give it a go >straight up asks me for my user and password >create new spotify account with my fake email and completely fake info >send the details >"your account is activated" >it actually works >change the password just in case >realise it's been years and it still works >no spotify payment alerts >no suspicious activity or anything >nothing on the email either So uhm what's the catch? Am I gonna be drafted for the ccp any minute now or what?

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Damn (Album by Kendrick Lamar) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi >not even one Jedi was killed by it 97 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi >not even one Jedi was killed by it 97 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #

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: Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)13:44:01 No.776408634 KER >be eating girl out >remember autistic thread about spelling letters with tounge on clit >try it out >shelike.webm 367 KB JPG >spell '4chan' tfw when 4chan made a girl c-- you finally did it /b/
: Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)13:44:01 No.776408634 KER >be eating girl out >remember autistic thread about spelling letters with tounge on clit >try it out >shelike.webm 367 KB JPG >spell '4chan' tfw when 4chan made a girl c-- you finally did it /b/

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Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext


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Anon loses a f*male friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:02:02 No.25496987 [Reply] >>25498665 >female friend text me >"hey anon, wanna f---?" >WhyNot.JPG >Short reply "eh, yeah sure, tonight?" >she doesn't reply >she doesn't reply to my memes the next day >she doesn't attend to our weekly video games reunion with a third friend >go to see her at her apartament and she says: "X" (her f----- boyfriend) was right, he said that we don't had a real friendship and you were just waiting a chance to f--- me. We can't talk anymore. pintantock.com- 650s1495 Like W--??? I never tried to f--- her, i never wanted to, i NEVER made a move on her, we were friends for over 8 years SHE made the offer "Wanna f---?" and i said yes because well, you don't say no when a hot girl ask you for sex, but thats it. It seems her f----- of a boyfriend made her send the text to "prove" her something, what? That men would say yes to sex if you make the offer? That doesn't means i'm not her friend or that we don't had a real friendship, i was there for her when she tried to kill herself when she was a teenager, not him, he will probably break up with her in 2 months, our friendship has lasted YEARS, how can she allow that insecure f----- to manipule her? I never tried to make a move on her, i respected her enought to separate our friendship from sexual stuff, she was the one that asked if i wanted to hook up with her, i thought she broke up with her f----- boyfriend, i never suspected they would set me up a trap.
Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:02:02 No.25496987 [Reply] >>25498665 >female friend text me >"hey anon, wanna f---?" >WhyNot.JPG >Short reply "eh, yeah sure, tonight?" >she doesn't reply >she doesn't reply to my memes the next day >she doesn't attend to our weekly video games reunion with a third friend >go to see her at her apartament and she says: "X" (her f----- boyfriend) was right, he said that we don't had a real friendship and you were just waiting a chance to f--- me. We can't talk anymore. pintantock.com- 650s1495 Like W--??? I never tried to f--- her, i never wanted to, i NEVER made a move on her, we were friends for over 8 years SHE made the offer "Wanna f---?" and i said yes because well, you don't say no when a hot girl ask you for sex, but thats it. It seems her f----- of a boyfriend made her send the text to "prove" her something, what? That men would say yes to sex if you make the offer? That doesn't means i'm not her friend or that we don't had a real friendship, i was there for her when she tried to kill herself when she was a teenager, not him, he will probably break up with her in 2 months, our friendship has lasted YEARS, how can she allow that insecure f----- to manipule her? I never tried to make a move on her, i respected her enought to separate our friendship from sexual stuff, she was the one that asked if i wanted to hook up with her, i thought she broke up with her f----- boyfriend, i never suspected they would set me up a trap.

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Anon loves his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

No.64775113 17 hours ago R14kkDj.png PNG 13.4 KiB 657x527 My girlfriend had to pee but I held her down on the floor until she couldn't hold it anymore and peed herself. She started crying and now doesn't talk to me anymore. What do? 9 replies No.64775138 17 hours ago What? No.64775145 17 hours ago >>64775113 (OP) Pee yourself in solidarity
No.64775113 17 hours ago R14kkDj.png PNG 13.4 KiB 657x527 My girlfriend had to pee but I held her down on the floor until she couldn't hold it anymore and peed herself. She started crying and now doesn't talk to me anymore. What do? 9 replies No.64775138 17 hours ago What? No.64775145 17 hours ago >>64775113 (OP) Pee yourself in solidarity

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Anon gets into a pickle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Storytime 12/17/21(Fri)10:25:22 No.66599995 > Be me Senior in HS > Halloween Spirit Day > Everyone wearing costumes > I get a Pickle Rick costume because it was the funniest s--- at the time 71 KB JPG > Day before Halloween quiet kid threatens to shoot up school >I had had a few convos with the kid. Mainly just giving him answers because i knew this day would eventually come > Get called into office on Halloween > Principle, Vice Principle and Sherriff all staring at me >I have to give a f------ Police statement while dressed like Pickle f------ Rick
: Anonymous Storytime 12/17/21(Fri)10:25:22 No.66599995 > Be me Senior in HS > Halloween Spirit Day > Everyone wearing costumes > I get a Pickle Rick costume because it was the funniest s--- at the time 71 KB JPG > Day before Halloween quiet kid threatens to shoot up school >I had had a few convos with the kid. Mainly just giving him answers because i knew this day would eventually come > Get called into office on Halloween > Principle, Vice Principle and Sherriff all staring at me >I have to give a f------ Police statement while dressed like Pickle f------ Rick

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Anon gets a good nights sleep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no
: Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

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Anon finds his purpose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)18:49:31 No.868746589 >Be me >american >sick and tired of having bad life >have idea >workout nonstop for days >read renaissance manuscripts on sword fighting 78 KB PNG >read bible I have genuinely never been happier >Tfw I want to get Sword and arms along with full platemail and go to UK and inspire people to take action upon an unjust government 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)18:49:31 No.868746589 >Be me >american >sick and tired of having bad life >have idea >workout nonstop for days >read renaissance manuscripts on sword fighting 78 KB PNG >read bible I have genuinely never been happier >Tfw I want to get Sword and arms along with full platemail and go to UK and inspire people to take action upon an unjust government 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon knows how to do a test | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 86CV+14z ) 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? l'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test 38 KB JPG for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure l'm a f------ idiot
Anonymous (ID: 86CV+14z ) 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? l'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test 38 KB JPG for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure l'm a f------ idiot

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Anon has a great cousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/18(Sat)23:56:44 No.49733868 >be me >beta suicidal virgin >go to uni >pretty miserable and not a lot of friends >most people know that i am depressed 99 KB PNG >get a text from a cousin >he tells me not to kill myself >w--.jpg >"did you also become on of those f--- who tell me not to cuz of no reasons?" >"no anon i have great plans. We gonna live together, get hella bitchez, play lots of vidya and have a f------ mansion." >mfw it is the best thing i have ever heard in my life >mfw someone wants me in their life >mfw it has been a week since that text but i am still happy Thank you, cousin 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 12/08/18(Sat)23:56:44 No.49733868 >be me >beta suicidal virgin >go to uni >pretty miserable and not a lot of friends >most people know that i am depressed 99 KB PNG >get a text from a cousin >he tells me not to kill myself >w--.jpg >"did you also become on of those f--- who tell me not to cuz of no reasons?" >"no anon i have great plans. We gonna live together, get hella bitchez, play lots of vidya and have a f------ mansion." >mfw it is the best thing i have ever heard in my life >mfw someone wants me in their life >mfw it has been a week since that text but i am still happy Thank you, cousin 1 Reply View Thread

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Femanon takes advice from 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)12:42:03 No.64657226 >have a crush on a handsome successful chad >use incel advice to make myself attractive (dont swear or drink, dont wear too much makeup, act cute and pure, be trad and modest, make my hobbies baking and knitting and s--- like that, make it known im a virgin to him, stay at home 9 KB JPG and want to be a wife and mommy) >he ends up choosing a slutty, binge drinking, bimbo cakeface girl who runs her own business and is extremely unfeminine and loud and hates kids Stupid s----- incel advice only works for attracting betas.
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)12:42:03 No.64657226 >have a crush on a handsome successful chad >use incel advice to make myself attractive (dont swear or drink, dont wear too much makeup, act cute and pure, be trad and modest, make my hobbies baking and knitting and s--- like that, make it known im a virgin to him, stay at home 9 KB JPG and want to be a wife and mommy) >he ends up choosing a slutty, binge drinking, bimbo cakeface girl who runs her own business and is extremely unfeminine and loud and hates kids Stupid s----- incel advice only works for attracting betas.

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there is someone in anon's house | /r/Greentext

robots there is someone in my house h-------- robots there is someone in my (...) 12/16/21(Thu)17:30:09 No.66586820 holy f--- I'm s------- myself >be me >18, last year in higschool >still live with parents >today everyone is gone at 8am and come back at 5pm >there is just me that came back at 12am 33 KB PNG >left at 1pm >l'm postive that I closed the door >just came back and the door is open >fear.png >there is light downstairs >I closed the lights, I am positive >shitmypants.mp4 >the worst is that when I came back I heard noise downstairs >footsteps noises >panic.mp4 >just heard footstep noises again I am sitting in the hall right now, what do
robots there is someone in my house h-------- robots there is someone in my (...) 12/16/21(Thu)17:30:09 No.66586820 holy f--- I'm s------- myself >be me >18, last year in higschool >still live with parents >today everyone is gone at 8am and come back at 5pm >there is just me that came back at 12am 33 KB PNG >left at 1pm >l'm postive that I closed the door >just came back and the door is open >fear.png >there is light downstairs >I closed the lights, I am positive >shitmypants.mp4 >the worst is that when I came back I heard noise downstairs >footsteps noises >panic.mp4 >just heard footstep noises again I am sitting in the hall right now, what do

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