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: Anonymous (ID: ST2CWOMV )[1 08/10/18(Fri)10:38:46 No.181812728 >be me at 12 years old inschool >in math >had to have our parents sign a test in which i didn't do good, so i didn't show it to them and they didn't sign 85 KB PNG >teacher asks to see our test >f---.jpeg >raise my hand, ask to go to the bathroom because i feel like throwing up >masturbate until bell rings
: Anonymous (ID: ST2CWOMV )[1 08/10/18(Fri)10:38:46 No.181812728 >be me at 12 years old inschool >in math >had to have our parents sign a test in which i didn't do good, so i didn't show it to them and they didn't sign 85 KB PNG >teacher asks to see our test >f---.jpeg >raise my hand, ask to go to the bathroom because i feel like throwing up >masturbate until bell rings

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Anon not crying! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/20(Mon)10:06:59 No.60734934 >talking to girl about something personal >start to get emotional, start crying >straight up autistically say crying in front of women is gay and it is making me look weak, so I 166 KB JPG stopped >"but I care about you, showing emotions is what you should do, it's not gay. I'm here for you, it's okay." what the f--- did she mean by this? is she making fun of me? I just ignored her. what a f------ w----. 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/02/20(Mon)10:06:59 No.60734934 >talking to girl about something personal >start to get emotional, start crying >straight up autistically say crying in front of women is gay and it is making me look weak, so I 166 KB JPG stopped >"but I care about you, showing emotions is what you should do, it's not gay. I'm here for you, it's okay." what the f--- did she mean by this? is she making fun of me? I just ignored her. what a f------ w----. 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon plays Portal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Portal. 11/18/21(Thu)21:05:46 No.578575809 >install portal >launch game and mess around >portal opens revealing you play as a woman >immediately uninstall game and leave negative review 104 KB JPG
: Anonymous Portal. 11/18/21(Thu)21:05:46 No.578575809 >install portal >launch game and mess around >portal opens revealing you play as a woman >immediately uninstall game and leave negative review 104 KB JPG

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Anon’s milkshake did not go the full nine yards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/20(Fri)17:24:19 No.820711963 >be me >engaged >kinda fat but thats fine >get wife a milkshake >man at dairy queen asks if its for me 9 KB JPG >"no, its for my fiance? why." >calls me a fatass. >gives it to my fiance >goes off at me bc shes vegan now and i forgot >calls off wedding bc "i cant do this one task right, so how cani do an entire wedding" >mfw my wife leaves me for a milkshake 21 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/14/20(Fri)17:56:24 No.820713940 >>820713859 # bet
: Anonymous 02/14/20(Fri)17:24:19 No.820711963 >be me >engaged >kinda fat but thats fine >get wife a milkshake >man at dairy queen asks if its for me 9 KB JPG >"no, its for my fiance? why." >calls me a fatass. >gives it to my fiance >goes off at me bc shes vegan now and i forgot >calls off wedding bc "i cant do this one task right, so how cani do an entire wedding" >mfw my wife leaves me for a milkshake 21 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/14/20(Fri)17:56:24 No.820713940 >>820713859 # bet

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Anon blames it on the cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:01:25 No.738235551 >be me >be seven >piss all over my sisters bed >blame it on the cat >mom kills cat with brick outside >mfw 6 KB JPG >>738236821 # >>738237004 # >>738239172 # >>738239202 # : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:24:22 No.738236821 >>738235551 # >mom kills cat with brick outside What was it like growing up as white trash? : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:27:29 No.738237004 >>738235551 # >killing a cat for piss bed your mon is a pshycho, dude : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)07:04:05 No.738239172 >>738235551 # Jesus christ you mom needs medical assistance Imao.
: Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:01:25 No.738235551 >be me >be seven >piss all over my sisters bed >blame it on the cat >mom kills cat with brick outside >mfw 6 KB JPG >>738236821 # >>738237004 # >>738239172 # >>738239202 # : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:24:22 No.738236821 >>738235551 # >mom kills cat with brick outside What was it like growing up as white trash? : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:27:29 No.738237004 >>738235551 # >killing a cat for piss bed your mon is a pshycho, dude : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)07:04:05 No.738239172 >>738235551 # Jesus christ you mom needs medical assistance Imao.

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Anon works on his project | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Minion cumjar project 01/20/20(Mon)23:33:56 No.56360161 Anons im at day 6 of the minion cumjar project. The c-- finally reaches the wider part, the filling will only accelerate now 280 KB JPG : anon 01/20/20(Mon)23:52:24 No.56360482 O results Searched over 36.2 billion images Using TinEye is private. We do not non-commercial purposes. For bu Screenshot (13).png 43 KB PNG if there is a god above he weeps
: Anonymous Minion cumjar project 01/20/20(Mon)23:33:56 No.56360161 Anons im at day 6 of the minion cumjar project. The c-- finally reaches the wider part, the filling will only accelerate now 280 KB JPG : anon 01/20/20(Mon)23:52:24 No.56360482 O results Searched over 36.2 billion images Using TinEye is private. We do not non-commercial purposes. For bu Screenshot (13).png 43 KB PNG if there is a god above he weeps

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Anon experiences infantile amnesia | /r/Greentext


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My first greentext post how'd I do | /r/Greentext

: Anon One day in auto class 02/10/19(Sun)11:57:55 No.20379756 >be me >in grade12 highschool auto class >teacher is actually real close with all students >constantly swears and tells jokes, calls black people 'Nagras' and explicitly tells us how much he 74 KB PNG hated his neighbors >one day he's telling the class a story about spending the night at someone else place >completely zone the f--- out of this boring story >"ah man it's great! You get to eat *their* food. Sleep in *their* bed. Use *their* Netflix account..." >snapbacktoreality.jpeg >chime in for funny joke >"f--- *their* wives" >whole class cracks up >teacher looks in awe at me as if I didn't say what he thinks I just said >in my head I'm thinking about why he didn't laugh, he'd love that joke >teacher continues to tell story about spending the weekend at his sons house >mfw
: Anon One day in auto class 02/10/19(Sun)11:57:55 No.20379756 >be me >in grade12 highschool auto class >teacher is actually real close with all students >constantly swears and tells jokes, calls black people 'Nagras' and explicitly tells us how much he 74 KB PNG hated his neighbors >one day he's telling the class a story about spending the night at someone else place >completely zone the f--- out of this boring story >"ah man it's great! You get to eat *their* food. Sleep in *their* bed. Use *their* Netflix account..." >snapbacktoreality.jpeg >chime in for funny joke >"f--- *their* wives" >whole class cracks up >teacher looks in awe at me as if I didn't say what he thinks I just said >in my head I'm thinking about why he didn't laugh, he'd love that joke >teacher continues to tell story about spending the weekend at his sons house >mfw

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Even further from home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault 0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895 # >75702735 #
: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault 0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895 # >75702735 #

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Me when the when | /r/Greentext

atom] [Update] Auto] Ing (18 KB, 389x389) IAnonymous 05/ >have "problem" >don't care >have no problem Life is literally so easy.
atom] [Update] Auto] Ing (18 KB, 389x389) IAnonymous 05/ >have "problem" >don't care >have no problem Life is literally so easy.

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Anon was molested. | /r/Greentext

No. 868895110 56 minutes ago 5C939776-ECA8-4006-8823-7291B153ED8D.jpg JPG 89.6 KİB 462x518 >be me >be 12 >in a kindergarten to 12th grade school >end up meeting girl because we both do archery >we become nearly instantly friends and start hanging out after school >always goto her house because she had a PlayStation and I didn't >played a lot of ddr together >always usually had a lot of moments where she told me to lay on her lap or have her brush against me >didn't see a problem with it at the time fast forward a few months >13 now >still hang out almost every day >end up staying the night because my dad couldn't pick me up because the roads were way to icy >stay up late as her parents weren't home >end up getting ready to pass out on the couch >"Oh, anon you can sleep in my room" >cool, don't have to sleep on the couch >end up getting into bed with her >she says she's just going to quickly get ready for bed >basically just takes her clothes off aside from her underwear >don't see a problem, still don't know what jacking off or sex is >she ends up touching me and eventually I end up cooming >felt scared and weird the entire time >every day for two years after whenever we would hang out she would bring me somewhere secluded or alone and jerk me off and make fun of how small my penis was >fast forward to today >remember >feel terrible and disgusted because I had no idea what was happening Was this really as bad as I feel it was?
No. 868895110 56 minutes ago 5C939776-ECA8-4006-8823-7291B153ED8D.jpg JPG 89.6 KİB 462x518 >be me >be 12 >in a kindergarten to 12th grade school >end up meeting girl because we both do archery >we become nearly instantly friends and start hanging out after school >always goto her house because she had a PlayStation and I didn't >played a lot of ddr together >always usually had a lot of moments where she told me to lay on her lap or have her brush against me >didn't see a problem with it at the time fast forward a few months >13 now >still hang out almost every day >end up staying the night because my dad couldn't pick me up because the roads were way to icy >stay up late as her parents weren't home >end up getting ready to pass out on the couch >"Oh, anon you can sleep in my room" >cool, don't have to sleep on the couch >end up getting into bed with her >she says she's just going to quickly get ready for bed >basically just takes her clothes off aside from her underwear >don't see a problem, still don't know what jacking off or sex is >she ends up touching me and eventually I end up cooming >felt scared and weird the entire time >every day for two years after whenever we would hang out she would bring me somewhere secluded or alone and jerk me off and make fun of how small my penis was >fast forward to today >remember >feel terrible and disgusted because I had no idea what was happening Was this really as bad as I feel it was?

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Anon proves the wrong point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi >not even one Jedi was killed by it 97 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi >not even one Jedi was killed by it 97 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #

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By every metric | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)06:00:48 No.868894586 >be me >179cm >world is basically designed for MASTER me >not noticeably short except next to exceptionally tall people >still larger than the vast majority of women and about half of all 133 KB PNG men >medium size clothes are always carried >don't hit my head on things but also can reach s--- How the f--- do people come to the conclusion there's a better height than this : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)06:03:24 No.868894667 >>868894586 (OP) # w-- is a cm 112 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)06:00:48 No.868894586 >be me >179cm >world is basically designed for MASTER me >not noticeably short except next to exceptionally tall people >still larger than the vast majority of women and about half of all 133 KB PNG men >medium size clothes are always carried >don't hit my head on things but also can reach s--- How the f--- do people come to the conclusion there's a better height than this : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)06:03:24 No.868894667 >>868894586 (OP) # w-- is a cm 112 KB JPG

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The Covid Lifestyle | /r/Greentext

253243234554.jpg 18 KB JPG >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise
253243234554.jpg 18 KB JPG >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise

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Anon Loves His Grandma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)22:44:50 No.66607612 >Age >Gender >Favorite p--- category 9 KB JPG Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)23:01:33 No.66607808 >>66607612_(OP). >22 >Male >Granny 980 KB GIF
Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)22:44:50 No.66607612 >Age >Gender >Favorite p--- category 9 KB JPG Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)23:01:33 No.66607808 >>66607612_(OP). >22 >Male >Granny 980 KB GIF

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Anon gets confused | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 07/29/17(Sat)01:13:10 No.740411492 >>740410281 (OP) # >be me >have a girlfriend who is a twin >got confused one day >ended up f------ the dad
U Anonymous 07/29/17(Sat)01:13:10 No.740411492 >>740410281 (OP) # >be me >have a girlfriend who is a twin >got confused one day >ended up f------ the dad

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Anon is old | /r/Greentext

>1990 was 32 years ago 33m (12/18 17:06) · 66616949 JPG 235KB · (1 I|| X |142) »66616940 (OP) >32 was 1990 years ago ...
>1990 was 32 years ago 33m (12/18 17:06) · 66616949 JPG 235KB · (1 I|| X |142) »66616940 (OP) >32 was 1990 years ago ...

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Anon larps as a dog | /r/Greentext

: Woof 04/16/21(Fri)06:54:42 No.63235535 >be me, dog in a white American family >every day my f----- of an owner takes me outside when I just wanna s--- in the house >makes me poop on the grass and 54 KB JPG walk around the same block a million times >throws a stick and makes me get it for him >mfw when the second I give him the stick the tard throws it again Doganons, are human owners autistic? Should I just take the streetdogpill : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)07:18:07 No.63235797 >be dog >owner is white woman >tfw she makes me do unspeakable things to her dont trust the peanut butter bros... 5 KB JPG
: Woof 04/16/21(Fri)06:54:42 No.63235535 >be me, dog in a white American family >every day my f----- of an owner takes me outside when I just wanna s--- in the house >makes me poop on the grass and 54 KB JPG walk around the same block a million times >throws a stick and makes me get it for him >mfw when the second I give him the stick the tard throws it again Doganons, are human owners autistic? Should I just take the streetdogpill : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)07:18:07 No.63235797 >be dog >owner is white woman >tfw she makes me do unspeakable things to her dont trust the peanut butter bros... 5 KB JPG

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