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CO7BD04E-OFCC-4702-97A7-2369253576C2.jpg 51 KB JPG >Parents make me go to a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what power feels like?
CO7BD04E-OFCC-4702-97A7-2369253576C2.jpg 51 KB JPG >Parents make me go to a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what power feels like?

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Anon shares a sexual experience | /r/Greentext


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Anon's success story | /r/Greentext


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Anon "looses" | /r/Greentext

True story >Be me >Be 30 mins ago >Be virgin >Feelsbaman >Meet cute girl >Drive to girls house, watch some GOT and then we head up to her room >oHshit.avi 75.0 kB JPG >She starts kissing me >next thing i know im eating her out >Think about the stupid post where someone made a girl c-- by spelling out 'AyyLmao' on her vagina. >Laugh >Erection lost >Dosent come back Why did i loose my best opportunity to loose my virginity thanks to you f---.
True story >Be me >Be 30 mins ago >Be virgin >Feelsbaman >Meet cute girl >Drive to girls house, watch some GOT and then we head up to her room >oHshit.avi 75.0 kB JPG >She starts kissing me >next thing i know im eating her out >Think about the stupid post where someone made a girl c-- by spelling out 'AyyLmao' on her vagina. >Laugh >Erection lost >Dosent come back Why did i loose my best opportunity to loose my virginity thanks to you f---.

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Anon discovers an exploit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)09:23:35 No.854084977 >be me >find half a dollar note on ground >bring it to bank to get full dollar >gets idea >rips dollar note >get full dollar for one half >get another dollar for the other 29 KB JPG half at a different bank >have 2 dollars >mfw I find money duplication glitch View Thread
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)09:23:35 No.854084977 >be me >find half a dollar note on ground >bring it to bank to get full dollar >gets idea >rips dollar note >get full dollar for one half >get another dollar for the other 29 KB JPG half at a different bank >have 2 dollars >mfw I find money duplication glitch View Thread

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Crabanon doesn't evolve further | /r/Greentext

>NO00 you cant just grab me at the back of my shell where i cant pinch you!!! 104 KB JPG
>NO00 you cant just grab me at the back of my shell where i cant pinch you!!! 104 KB JPG

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anon gets the last laugh | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:18:04 No.816697201 >t----- >bike home from work >ride past a group of teen-agers >get wolf-wistled at >turn around and yell "ew thats gay" in my manliest voice >bike away while his friends laugh 40 KB JPG at him 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:25:53 No.816697581 >>816697201 (OP) # Man T gay Lol TraP Sca kek 下! 149 KB JPG TENCO3DSEweE
: Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:18:04 No.816697201 >t----- >bike home from work >ride past a group of teen-agers >get wolf-wistled at >turn around and yell "ew thats gay" in my manliest voice >bike away while his friends laugh 40 KB JPG at him 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:25:53 No.816697581 >>816697201 (OP) # Man T gay Lol TraP Sca kek 下! 149 KB JPG TENCO3DSEweE

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Anon plays Wolfenstein | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 543509053 2 sa. önce •.. >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLİES 6 İMAGES REPLY
Anonymous 543509053 2 sa. önce •.. >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLİES 6 İMAGES REPLY

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Three of hearts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)06:56:44 No.63778692 >be me >in the free weights section doing crunches with kettle bells >qt 3.14 is near doing dumbbells training >she's kinda hot. But imma focus 494 KB JPG on my exercise >let out an occasional groan from time to time because belly crunches with 30kg is hard for me. >2 guys come in. One picks up dumbells the other takes barbells. >they start groaning as well. >qt starts getting uncomfortable. Leaves pretty Soon after. >finished a rep and see the 2 guys looking at each other then at me. >we all smile >go back into doing our thing. >Still hear groaning occasionally.
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)06:56:44 No.63778692 >be me >in the free weights section doing crunches with kettle bells >qt 3.14 is near doing dumbbells training >she's kinda hot. But imma focus 494 KB JPG on my exercise >let out an occasional groan from time to time because belly crunches with 30kg is hard for me. >2 guys come in. One picks up dumbells the other takes barbells. >they start groaning as well. >qt starts getting uncomfortable. Leaves pretty Soon after. >finished a rep and see the 2 guys looking at each other then at me. >we all smile >go back into doing our thing. >Still hear groaning occasionally.

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You can't come home again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Coooooo00om 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life
: Anonymous Coooooo00om 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

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Anon has tinnitus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)00:09:59 No.868948325 TINNITUS 362 KB JPG >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE How the f--- do I make it stop its driving me crazy
: Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)00:09:59 No.868948325 TINNITUS 362 KB JPG >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE How the f--- do I make it stop its driving me crazy

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Anon’s first gf | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets good advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:20:37 No.868943190 Anon help my pants are keep falling down what do? 1.03 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:21:23 No.868943240 >>868943190 (OP) # Kys : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:22:10 No.868943284 >>868943190 (OP) # Buy a belt, retard. 197 KB.JPG
: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:20:37 No.868943190 Anon help my pants are keep falling down what do? 1.03 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:21:23 No.868943240 >>868943190 (OP) # Kys : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:22:10 No.868943284 >>868943190 (OP) # Buy a belt, retard. 197 KB.JPG

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Anon tries tendies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed) 10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real
: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed) 10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real

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Anon Has His Assumptions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" 374 KB JPG >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw
: Anonymous 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" 374 KB JPG >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw

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anon is fucked | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2021-12-19 093737.png (874 KB, 926x656) O Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)12:41:50 No.868915509 ► >be me >go on 4chan >create thread >first person to reply posts my IP how f----- am i bros?
File: Screenshot 2021-12-19 093737.png (874 KB, 926x656) O Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)12:41:50 No.868915509 ► >be me >go on 4chan >create thread >first person to reply posts my IP how f----- am i bros?

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Anon was asking for it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: OUNXejco) E 01/13/18(Sat)19:25:35 No.3724530 >live in Hawaii 8:08 >spend 5 years and over $100,000 on making a doomsday shelter >everyone makes fun of you because of making a doomsday shelter and spending so much on it >iwillshowthemoneday.mov >wake up because of loud noise coming from Saturday, January 13 A nc As 180 KB JPG phone >look at phone >ballistic missile coming straight towards Hawaii >H-------- THIS IS IT >drive 10 minutes to shelter >people begging to get in >"YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I WAS MAKING THIS, WHOS LAUGHING NOW?" >enough food and water for over 2 years >hellyeah.jpg >news is going around everywhere >see video about mokes taking shelter in storm drains >peasants >get alert from phone >false. alarm. >ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME
: Anonymous (ID: OUNXejco) E 01/13/18(Sat)19:25:35 No.3724530 >live in Hawaii 8:08 >spend 5 years and over $100,000 on making a doomsday shelter >everyone makes fun of you because of making a doomsday shelter and spending so much on it >iwillshowthemoneday.mov >wake up because of loud noise coming from Saturday, January 13 A nc As 180 KB JPG phone >look at phone >ballistic missile coming straight towards Hawaii >H-------- THIS IS IT >drive 10 minutes to shelter >people begging to get in >"YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I WAS MAKING THIS, WHOS LAUGHING NOW?" >enough food and water for over 2 years >hellyeah.jpg >news is going around everywhere >see video about mokes taking shelter in storm drains >peasants >get alert from phone >false. alarm. >ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME

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anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed y >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for 144 KB PNG cigarettes >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad
: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed y >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for 144 KB PNG cigarettes >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad

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