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Anonymous 543509053 2 sa. önce •.. >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLİES 6 İMAGES REPLY
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Three of hearts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)06:56:44 No.63778692 >be me >in the free weights section doing crunches with kettle bells >qt 3.14 is near doing dumbbells training >she's kinda hot. But imma focus 494 KB JPG on my exercise >let out an occasional groan from time to time because belly crunches with 30kg is hard for me. >2 guys come in. One picks up dumbells the other takes barbells. >they start groaning as well. >qt starts getting uncomfortable. Leaves pretty Soon after. >finished a rep and see the 2 guys looking at each other then at me. >we all smile >go back into doing our thing. >Still hear groaning occasionally.
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)06:56:44 No.63778692 >be me >in the free weights section doing crunches with kettle bells >qt 3.14 is near doing dumbbells training >she's kinda hot. But imma focus 494 KB JPG on my exercise >let out an occasional groan from time to time because belly crunches with 30kg is hard for me. >2 guys come in. One picks up dumbells the other takes barbells. >they start groaning as well. >qt starts getting uncomfortable. Leaves pretty Soon after. >finished a rep and see the 2 guys looking at each other then at me. >we all smile >go back into doing our thing. >Still hear groaning occasionally.

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You can't come home again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Coooooo00om 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life
: Anonymous Coooooo00om 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

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Anon has tinnitus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)00:09:59 No.868948325 TINNITUS 362 KB JPG >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE How the f--- do I make it stop its driving me crazy
: Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)00:09:59 No.868948325 TINNITUS 362 KB JPG >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE How the f--- do I make it stop its driving me crazy

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Anon gets good advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:20:37 No.868943190 Anon help my pants are keep falling down what do? 1.03 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:21:23 No.868943240 >>868943190 (OP) # Kys : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:22:10 No.868943284 >>868943190 (OP) # Buy a belt, retard. 197 KB.JPG
: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:20:37 No.868943190 Anon help my pants are keep falling down what do? 1.03 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:21:23 No.868943240 >>868943190 (OP) # Kys : Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)21:22:10 No.868943284 >>868943190 (OP) # Buy a belt, retard. 197 KB.JPG

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Anon tries tendies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed) 10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real
: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed) 10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real

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Anon Has His Assumptions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" 374 KB JPG >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw
: Anonymous 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" 374 KB JPG >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw

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anon is fucked | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2021-12-19 093737.png (874 KB, 926x656) O Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)12:41:50 No.868915509 ► >be me >go on 4chan >create thread >first person to reply posts my IP how f----- am i bros?
File: Screenshot 2021-12-19 093737.png (874 KB, 926x656) O Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)12:41:50 No.868915509 ► >be me >go on 4chan >create thread >first person to reply posts my IP how f----- am i bros?

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Anon was asking for it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: OUNXejco) E 01/13/18(Sat)19:25:35 No.3724530 >live in Hawaii 8:08 >spend 5 years and over $100,000 on making a doomsday shelter >everyone makes fun of you because of making a doomsday shelter and spending so much on it >iwillshowthemoneday.mov >wake up because of loud noise coming from Saturday, January 13 A nc As 180 KB JPG phone >look at phone >ballistic missile coming straight towards Hawaii >H-------- THIS IS IT >drive 10 minutes to shelter >people begging to get in >"YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I WAS MAKING THIS, WHOS LAUGHING NOW?" >enough food and water for over 2 years >hellyeah.jpg >news is going around everywhere >see video about mokes taking shelter in storm drains >peasants >get alert from phone >false. alarm. >ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME
: Anonymous (ID: OUNXejco) E 01/13/18(Sat)19:25:35 No.3724530 >live in Hawaii 8:08 >spend 5 years and over $100,000 on making a doomsday shelter >everyone makes fun of you because of making a doomsday shelter and spending so much on it >iwillshowthemoneday.mov >wake up because of loud noise coming from Saturday, January 13 A nc As 180 KB JPG phone >look at phone >ballistic missile coming straight towards Hawaii >H-------- THIS IS IT >drive 10 minutes to shelter >people begging to get in >"YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I WAS MAKING THIS, WHOS LAUGHING NOW?" >enough food and water for over 2 years >hellyeah.jpg >news is going around everywhere >see video about mokes taking shelter in storm drains >peasants >get alert from phone >false. alarm. >ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME

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anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed y >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for 144 KB PNG cigarettes >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad
: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed y >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for 144 KB PNG cigarettes >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad

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Anon had lots of work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)09:56:26 No.868909662 I just realized, I had more work in 7th grade than in any year of high school, what the f--- is up with that? 20 KB PNG
: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)09:56:26 No.868909662 I just realized, I had more work in 7th grade than in any year of high school, what the f--- is up with that? 20 KB PNG

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Anon becomes the alpha | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random • Settings Home >>557554150 # Anonymous (ID: qIS8wdt2 07/20/14(Sun)00:27:43 No.557553041 >>557551179 (OP) # >walk by the den one day >computer is within view of the door >dad is on the computer, doesnt 55 KB JPG hear mewalk by >viewing some creepshots of milfy news anchors thighs on google images >can see his has 3 other pages pushed to the side from other p--- sites. He's viewing them all at once in a frenzy >chuckle, and walk away >week later I come in late at night, stoned like a cheating muslim women >dad is standing in the kitchen with a baggie from my stash >"anon, just what the hell is this?" >"..well, I can tell you what its not.. a google search of your favorite news anchors thighs" >dead silence hangs in the air, he gives me a nod and leaves the room >mfw >never speak about ethier incident again probably the closest father and son moment we've ever had
Board /b/ - Random • Settings Home >>557554150 # Anonymous (ID: qIS8wdt2 07/20/14(Sun)00:27:43 No.557553041 >>557551179 (OP) # >walk by the den one day >computer is within view of the door >dad is on the computer, doesnt 55 KB JPG hear mewalk by >viewing some creepshots of milfy news anchors thighs on google images >can see his has 3 other pages pushed to the side from other p--- sites. He's viewing them all at once in a frenzy >chuckle, and walk away >week later I come in late at night, stoned like a cheating muslim women >dad is standing in the kitchen with a baggie from my stash >"anon, just what the hell is this?" >"..well, I can tell you what its not.. a google search of your favorite news anchors thighs" >dead silence hangs in the air, he gives me a nod and leaves the room >mfw >never speak about ethier incident again probably the closest father and son moment we've ever had

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Anon meets your mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies
Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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Best Hero Ever | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/29/19(Tue)17:43:55 No.791278765 >help millions with depression >be ranked as best artist in your career >donate to charities >help the homeless, generally be a good guy >be mourned by people across the planet >be bob ross >pic unrelated
Anonymous 01/29/19(Tue)17:43:55 No.791278765 >help millions with depression >be ranked as best artist in your career >donate to charities >help the homeless, generally be a good guy >be mourned by people across the planet >be bob ross >pic unrelated

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Anon ruins the economy | /r/Greentext

File: 1346384153922.jipg-(22 KB, 398x500, Thumbs_up_kid_big.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: UW3JUTAA) 08/30/12(Thu)23:35:53 No.422259943 Time for a story, /b/ >Bring girlfriend home >No one else is there >Ask for a b------ >She give it >S--- is cash >uh oh >S--- is literal cash >start rocketing 50's out of my ass >Never stops >Nation wide inflation occurs >Thousands of families lose their jobs and homes >America loses its position as a super power >Russia sees our weakness >After 17 long years of war, America falls >Russia takes over, enstates communism >Because of communist laws, my girfiend is entitled to a b------ >She begins s------- rubbles, 10,000 a second >inflation occurs again >Russian controlled America falls victim to widespread poverty >The cycle continues >mfw despite spiraling the world into chaos I still got head O Anonymous (ID: 6timwWoF) 08/30/12(Thu)23:36:36 No.422260087 wat Anonymous (ID: rzTZnJ+A) 08/30/12(Thu)23:37:27 No.422260236 wat Anonymous (ID: FZIVPL9X) 08/30/12(Thu)23:38:04 No.422260347 wat
File: 1346384153922.jipg-(22 KB, 398x500, Thumbs_up_kid_big.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: UW3JUTAA) 08/30/12(Thu)23:35:53 No.422259943 Time for a story, /b/ >Bring girlfriend home >No one else is there >Ask for a b------ >She give it >S--- is cash >uh oh >S--- is literal cash >start rocketing 50's out of my ass >Never stops >Nation wide inflation occurs >Thousands of families lose their jobs and homes >America loses its position as a super power >Russia sees our weakness >After 17 long years of war, America falls >Russia takes over, enstates communism >Because of communist laws, my girfiend is entitled to a b------ >She begins s------- rubbles, 10,000 a second >inflation occurs again >Russian controlled America falls victim to widespread poverty >The cycle continues >mfw despite spiraling the world into chaos I still got head O Anonymous (ID: 6timwWoF) 08/30/12(Thu)23:36:36 No.422260087 wat Anonymous (ID: rzTZnJ+A) 08/30/12(Thu)23:37:27 No.422260236 wat Anonymous (ID: FZIVPL9X) 08/30/12(Thu)23:38:04 No.422260347 wat

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Anon has been fooled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)21:29:29 No.851404566 >be me >straight but have an interest in trap p--- >download grindr >meet twink who could easily pass off as a chick 38 KB JPG >we meet up and go back to my place >he pulls down his pants just enough for me to see his a------ >idc s---- cash >tightest a------ ever >coom after a few mins >twink turns around and takes off clothes >entire r--- dwarf colony stacked atop eachother >try running but they bite my ankles >try fighting back but there's too many >tied down and ~50 enter my virgin boipuss >cry as they all cook inside >the one who acted as the face started face f------ me >he cooms >they all laugh as they begin to stack themselves again and leave my home Every god damn time
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)21:29:29 No.851404566 >be me >straight but have an interest in trap p--- >download grindr >meet twink who could easily pass off as a chick 38 KB JPG >we meet up and go back to my place >he pulls down his pants just enough for me to see his a------ >idc s---- cash >tightest a------ ever >coom after a few mins >twink turns around and takes off clothes >entire r--- dwarf colony stacked atop eachother >try running but they bite my ankles >try fighting back but there's too many >tied down and ~50 enter my virgin boipuss >cry as they all cook inside >the one who acted as the face started face f------ me >he cooms >they all laugh as they begin to stack themselves again and leave my home Every god damn time

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Anon becomes a wagie | /r/Greentext

12m (12/19 21:51) · 66630008 2 Re · 1 Img · GIF · 705KB · (510 × 510) 1 Reply NOT MY PROBLEM >tfw working a super easy office job making $22/hr, so little work to do that I spend almost the entire day just watching videos and browsing the internet >can buy anything I want because I get ~$750 per week, meanwhile NEETcucks have to leech off their parents and be cautious about spending on anything becoming a wagie was the best thing to happen to me
12m (12/19 21:51) · 66630008 2 Re · 1 Img · GIF · 705KB · (510 × 510) 1 Reply NOT MY PROBLEM >tfw working a super easy office job making $22/hr, so little work to do that I spend almost the entire day just watching videos and browsing the internet >can buy anything I want because I get ~$750 per week, meanwhile NEETcucks have to leech off their parents and be cautious about spending on anything becoming a wagie was the best thing to happen to me

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Anon has friends over | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)16:22:09 No.776717402 >be me yesterday >parents on vacation, home alone >have 2 mates and 2 9/10 girls over one night >my chad friend immediately claims one for himself 85 KB JPG >other mate not really trying, I see my chance >green eyed short blonde, f------ angel >same odd music taste and generally likes all the not-your-every-day things I like >try everything subtle in my rule book, nothing works >she somehow always ends up with other mate >mildlydepressed.wav >had a few beers as well >she goes to bathroom, ask mate if he intends on doing anything >"i noticed you eyeing her so i didn't do anything, but she told me came over because of me and she has been crushing on me for a while" >heart sinks >"okay bro, shes all yours" >"you sure anon?" >"yes mate, why would you waste your chance cause of me, don't, all is good, go get 'er" >choke back any display of emotion >nods back to me in appretiation >chad and girl 1 go to my room >mate and girl 2 go to other bed room >go to sleep alone I died a little on the inside but bros come first. Did I do right? 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)16:22:09 No.776717402 >be me yesterday >parents on vacation, home alone >have 2 mates and 2 9/10 girls over one night >my chad friend immediately claims one for himself 85 KB JPG >other mate not really trying, I see my chance >green eyed short blonde, f------ angel >same odd music taste and generally likes all the not-your-every-day things I like >try everything subtle in my rule book, nothing works >she somehow always ends up with other mate >mildlydepressed.wav >had a few beers as well >she goes to bathroom, ask mate if he intends on doing anything >"i noticed you eyeing her so i didn't do anything, but she told me came over because of me and she has been crushing on me for a while" >heart sinks >"okay bro, shes all yours" >"you sure anon?" >"yes mate, why would you waste your chance cause of me, don't, all is good, go get 'er" >choke back any display of emotion >nods back to me in appretiation >chad and girl 1 go to my room >mate and girl 2 go to other bed room >go to sleep alone I died a little on the inside but bros come first. Did I do right? 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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