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physiognomy | /r/Greentext


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He definitely did | /r/Greentext


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Anon thinks sharing is caring | /r/Greentext


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Anon doesn't get treated fairly | /r/Greentext


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Anon hates the south | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a burnout | /r/Greentext


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The mask comes off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)14:48:26 No.66765391 >match with literally the prettiest woman I have seen >we have a nice conversation >ask her out and she says yes and exchange numbers >she makes a joke about not being some mask idiot >laugh 213 KB PNG >ask what she means >mfw she's antivax God f------ damn it.
: Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)14:48:26 No.66765391 >match with literally the prettiest woman I have seen >we have a nice conversation >ask her out and she says yes and exchange numbers >she makes a joke about not being some mask idiot >laugh 213 KB PNG >ask what she means >mfw she's antivax God f------ damn it.

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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/15(Fri)20:04:40 No.16723021 >be 12 >brother breaks my sims game >want payback >suck off dog >make it c-- on the carpet >dad comes home, some hours later >sees the dried c-- on the carpet >asks me what happened >blame brother saying he r---- me >brother goes to jail F------ normies, btfo >>16726270 #
Anonymous 02/27/15(Fri)20:04:40 No.16723021 >be 12 >brother breaks my sims game >want payback >suck off dog >make it c-- on the carpet >dad comes home, some hours later >sees the dried c-- on the carpet >asks me what happened >blame brother saying he r---- me >brother goes to jail F------ normies, btfo >>16726270 #

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Opinions are like assholes | /r/Greentext


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anon is 12 | /r/Greentext

03/03/18(Sat)09:09:13 : Anonymous >be 12 >vitamin B12 Cobolamin 65 KB JPG
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Anon goes to a New Years party | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a moron | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/28/20(Mon)07:10:26 No.61590654 >get rejected by my crush >she tells meI should try walking in her shoes >buy shoes similar to hers >everyone starts calling me f----- 63 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 12/28/20(Mon)07:10:26 No.61590654 >get rejected by my crush >she tells meI should try walking in her shoes >buy shoes similar to hers >everyone starts calling me f----- 63 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Attack from Titan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)17:10:01 No.66767123 cover1.jpg 458 KB JPG >gets rejected by a woman >immediately attempts to kill the guy dating her >plans to murder her in dramatic fashion and destroy an entire city Incelposters, why aren't you Titanmaxxing?
: Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)17:10:01 No.66767123 cover1.jpg 458 KB JPG >gets rejected by a woman >immediately attempts to kill the guy dating her >plans to murder her in dramatic fashion and destroy an entire city Incelposters, why aren't you Titanmaxxing?

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)18:25:50 No.64920470 >>64919877 # >be home gym master race >constantly see threads on //fit/ about annoying zoomers at the gym >refuse to believe it's actually as 157 KB GIF bad as people say >eventually outgrow what little home equipment I have, start going to the nearest gym because weights are expensive >it's filled with zoomers >every single one of them looks, acts, and talks exactly like /fit/ says they do >hoards of broccoli topped zoomer males standing around filming each other bench 1 plate in the squat racks >zoomer women everywhere staring at their phones on the benches, on machines, and in the squat racks >hear multiple SHEEEEEESHes and no caps during my workout >go home and immediately buy some dude's home gym setup of Facebook marketplace for 3 grand I'm never going back to the gym, bros >>64920515 # >>64920516 # >>64920756 # >>64924483 #
: Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)18:25:50 No.64920470 >>64919877 # >be home gym master race >constantly see threads on //fit/ about annoying zoomers at the gym >refuse to believe it's actually as 157 KB GIF bad as people say >eventually outgrow what little home equipment I have, start going to the nearest gym because weights are expensive >it's filled with zoomers >every single one of them looks, acts, and talks exactly like /fit/ says they do >hoards of broccoli topped zoomer males standing around filming each other bench 1 plate in the squat racks >zoomer women everywhere staring at their phones on the benches, on machines, and in the squat racks >hear multiple SHEEEEEESHes and no caps during my workout >go home and immediately buy some dude's home gym setup of Facebook marketplace for 3 grand I'm never going back to the gym, bros >>64920515 # >>64920516 # >>64920756 # >>64924483 #

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Anon has had enough | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO L 1765434598764.jpg, 64KİB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but i'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think i'm mr olympia while to me i'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, i'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry I'm late McFlurry" >room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO L 1765434598764.jpg, 64KİB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but i'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think i'm mr olympia while to me i'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, i'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry I'm late McFlurry" >room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax

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Anon doesn't understand anti vax | /r/Greentext


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