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Anon uses rectal thermometers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)23:05:04 No.869204526 >Be me >28yo male nurse >receive elderly patient "Fred [Redacted]" >have to take his temp with rectal thermometer 128 KB JPG >Fred is clearly uncomfortable and awkward about the process >looks like he wants to knock my lights out when I ask him to disrobe >l insert the thermometer and wait for it to read >awkwardsilence.mp3 >try to lighten the mood >"Infrared thermometer? More like in-Fred thermometer!" >crickets >wait through the longest 8 seconds of my life >thermometer beeps >temp is normal >don't say another word to each other and I leave so doc can see him >that is possibly the most autistic thing I've ever done at this practice
: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)23:05:04 No.869204526 >Be me >28yo male nurse >receive elderly patient "Fred [Redacted]" >have to take his temp with rectal thermometer 128 KB JPG >Fred is clearly uncomfortable and awkward about the process >looks like he wants to knock my lights out when I ask him to disrobe >l insert the thermometer and wait for it to read >awkwardsilence.mp3 >try to lighten the mood >"Infrared thermometer? More like in-Fred thermometer!" >crickets >wait through the longest 8 seconds of my life >thermometer beeps >temp is normal >don't say another word to each other and I leave so doc can see him >that is possibly the most autistic thing I've ever done at this practice

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Anon goes to the club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)14:17:18 No.76414530 >be me >first time in a club >think the music is trash >idea.jpg >put headphones on and turn the music to max 14 KB JPG >my friends take photos and laugh >why am I like this
: Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)14:17:18 No.76414530 >be me >first time in a club >think the music is trash >idea.jpg >put headphones on and turn the music to max 14 KB JPG >my friends take photos and laugh >why am I like this

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Anon has a good day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)23:24:36 No.65173399 >a girl's hair blew into my face today and she apologized >little did she know that made my day 41 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)23:24:36 No.65173399 >a girl's hair blew into my face today and she apologized >little did she know that made my day 41 KB JPG

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Anon watches too much porn | /r/Greentext

Help what should I do! >be me >be 20 yo footfag >have youger sister >solid 8/10 >feet soid 9/10 459 KB JPG >soft and smelly >she always barefoot >getting hammered with friends >coming home >sister asleep on the sofa >barefeet.jpg >urge to big >start smelling her toes >instant diamonds >start kissing toes >start sucking toes >after half hour i look up >sis wide awake watching tv ignoring me >go to my bed >next day she acts normal as if nothign happened what should i do? should i mention it to her? nic related
Help what should I do! >be me >be 20 yo footfag >have youger sister >solid 8/10 >feet soid 9/10 459 KB JPG >soft and smelly >she always barefoot >getting hammered with friends >coming home >sister asleep on the sofa >barefeet.jpg >urge to big >start smelling her toes >instant diamonds >start kissing toes >start sucking toes >after half hour i look up >sis wide awake watching tv ignoring me >go to my bed >next day she acts normal as if nothign happened what should i do? should i mention it to her? nic related

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Anon has a inflatable pool | /r/Greentext

>32 year old kissless virgin >Sister and niece are over >Have blow up inflatable pool to entertain niece >she bugs me to come in and launch her in the pool >While in the pool I slowly pull my shorts down so when I jump the water would take them all the way off >Success >My niece submerges from the water and sees my d--- >She starts laughing >"Mom, uncles trunks fell off" >Sister yells back asking if my d--- is still tiny >"His trunks use to always fall off around me and my friends" >"Niece laughs that it is" >l go back inside and fap to i----- stories on 4chan II I'll f--- both of them one day /b/ plz believe me
>32 year old kissless virgin >Sister and niece are over >Have blow up inflatable pool to entertain niece >she bugs me to come in and launch her in the pool >While in the pool I slowly pull my shorts down so when I jump the water would take them all the way off >Success >My niece submerges from the water and sees my d--- >She starts laughing >"Mom, uncles trunks fell off" >Sister yells back asking if my d--- is still tiny >"His trunks use to always fall off around me and my friends" >"Niece laughs that it is" >l go back inside and fap to i----- stories on 4chan II I'll f--- both of them one day /b/ plz believe me

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Anon turns into a pedo | /r/Greentext

>Be me >get groomed when i was little >later in life i am a submissive 14 year old girl that got dommed by e-bf who was a lolicon >get abused and tortured mentally because I was never 6 KB JPG enough for him >develop mental illness >start watching lolicon as a defense mechanism >the whole time i self insert as a loli >starting to slowly like shotas as well >someone showed me pizza once i felt bad but started looking at candydoll >now i am atracted to kids body in real life but won't ever do anything because i don't want to harm the children like i was I think you are less f----- up than me there is lots of places for f------ but for pedos there is not
>Be me >get groomed when i was little >later in life i am a submissive 14 year old girl that got dommed by e-bf who was a lolicon >get abused and tortured mentally because I was never 6 KB JPG enough for him >develop mental illness >start watching lolicon as a defense mechanism >the whole time i self insert as a loli >starting to slowly like shotas as well >someone showed me pizza once i felt bad but started looking at candydoll >now i am atracted to kids body in real life but won't ever do anything because i don't want to harm the children like i was I think you are less f----- up than me there is lots of places for f------ but for pedos there is not

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Anon describes redditors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)16:27:41 No.66776181 >>66776144 (OP) # >stay indoors wanking to images on the pc all day >dont make effort to be nice to people or make convos irl, always aloof or extremely quiet >dont make social media because you have a superiority complex against normies >barely add people online and when you do its not male frens but some stupid discord thot you fancy >WAHHHH ABLOO BLOO BLOO WHY AM I SO RONERY kys
: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)16:27:41 No.66776181 >>66776144 (OP) # >stay indoors wanking to images on the pc all day >dont make effort to be nice to people or make convos irl, always aloof or extremely quiet >dont make social media because you have a superiority complex against normies >barely add people online and when you do its not male frens but some stupid discord thot you fancy >WAHHHH ABLOO BLOO BLOO WHY AM I SO RONERY kys

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Anon is exploring his sexuality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why have today my sexual prefe(...) .3. 12/30/21(Thu)17:57:49 No.66777014 >Be me >Beta bitch boy wants to be dommed by a woman >Watch femboy p--- imagining myself as the femboy >Wake up this morning around 4 AM It's all so tiresoma 81 KB JPG >The whole day I have been thinking about how nice it would be to be a muscular giga chad and domminate my gf Why the change?
: Anonymous Why have today my sexual prefe(...) .3. 12/30/21(Thu)17:57:49 No.66777014 >Be me >Beta bitch boy wants to be dommed by a woman >Watch femboy p--- imagining myself as the femboy >Wake up this morning around 4 AM It's all so tiresoma 81 KB JPG >The whole day I have been thinking about how nice it would be to be a muscular giga chad and domminate my gf Why the change?

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Fake rape accusation backfires | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)19:55:41 No.156935759 Evening /bl, I come to you tonight to share you a tale A tale of triumph A tale of win And most of all proof that the almighty hates women. Rest assure there wil be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bel air, or telling any taxi drivers I will be smelling them later. Here's where its at, about 8 months ago, January to be exact, I went out to the good guys (you know what I mean Ausfags) and got myself a brand new handy cam, im sitting at home by myself trying to work the f----- out, all of a sudden there's a knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, bawwwing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so l let her in (big mistake), im not fond of her and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause the c---------- and her h----erectus boyfriend are both as stupid as one another. Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)19:58:15 No.156936269 She being 17, explains she can't go to her rents nor any of her friends due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that would follow (also not telling her boyfriend cause he'd f--- off on her (as a real man would), so as I don't associate with her friends or family she explains I am her only hope of getting help, at first I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, but she wants me to take her to a clinic, posing as her 18yr old brother, being desperate she offers to do anything. so0o as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in the true cumdumping spirit, she does, and though I admit it was nothing special, it wasn't bad either, she cleans herself up and looks at me and says she missed that, I lol, and she says "so are u gonna help me" and then it dawns on me, this bitch f----- me over hard after our break up and this moment is a godsend, a once in a life time chance to f--- her over like never before, so l look at her, and simply say "get the f--- out" she flips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a m------------ like its the only word she knows, I can't stop laughing, untill she drops the bomb, "im going to tell everyone u r---- me u s--- right there and then I shat enough brix to build the great wall of china, and she slams the door. Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)19:59:10 No.156936446 I am f------ f-----, I pace around thinking of what to do, I didn't r--- her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don't get dropped just cause I say, nah man, I didn't do s---, my reputation would be f-----, right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low battery". right next to "REC", and my grin almost tore my cheek off, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn't realised, great odins beard the whole thing was on tape, the sheer win of the moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to the station, my parents where in shock, and I told the police ill come just give me a second to explain to my rents. I told my parents about the tape and they we're fine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the copshop, but then it hit me, no f--- that, im going to take her for such a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we're outraged, and I made my story sound really flawed and s-----, so they charged me with counts of r---, assault, harrasment, all this b------- and I had to front court in the coming month, it finally came, and that w---- was in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a m------------, almost convincing on account of her many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to her seat and give me a smarmy f------ grin that i wanted to slap the f--- off her, when I took the stand I pretended to be s------- brix and have a real s--- defence, just to build that bitch up, the case carried on for three court appearances or 18 days. Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)20:01:26 No.156936889 OP cont: on the final day, in the morning the judge said the jury would compile their verdict by the end of the day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he only responded by telling me "you f------ sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, and that bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and waved at her smiling, which wiped her grin straight off, my lawyer announced the new evidence and hit the lights, and bam, up on the screen before the whole court was her sucking my d--- like a little w----, and tho it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away. the look on her face was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for about 5 mins after that, and the jury f----- off to their back room and emerged in a blink of an eye, I was innocent and the judge dropped charges on my ex, for false accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse off for about 2 months, to date it was the greatest thing that's ever happend to me, revenge was so sweet. and to put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant. Pic related, its her
Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)19:55:41 No.156935759 Evening /bl, I come to you tonight to share you a tale A tale of triumph A tale of win And most of all proof that the almighty hates women. Rest assure there wil be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bel air, or telling any taxi drivers I will be smelling them later. Here's where its at, about 8 months ago, January to be exact, I went out to the good guys (you know what I mean Ausfags) and got myself a brand new handy cam, im sitting at home by myself trying to work the f----- out, all of a sudden there's a knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, bawwwing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so l let her in (big mistake), im not fond of her and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause the c---------- and her h----erectus boyfriend are both as stupid as one another. Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)19:58:15 No.156936269 She being 17, explains she can't go to her rents nor any of her friends due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that would follow (also not telling her boyfriend cause he'd f--- off on her (as a real man would), so as I don't associate with her friends or family she explains I am her only hope of getting help, at first I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, but she wants me to take her to a clinic, posing as her 18yr old brother, being desperate she offers to do anything. so0o as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in the true cumdumping spirit, she does, and though I admit it was nothing special, it wasn't bad either, she cleans herself up and looks at me and says she missed that, I lol, and she says "so are u gonna help me" and then it dawns on me, this bitch f----- me over hard after our break up and this moment is a godsend, a once in a life time chance to f--- her over like never before, so l look at her, and simply say "get the f--- out" she flips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a m------------ like its the only word she knows, I can't stop laughing, untill she drops the bomb, "im going to tell everyone u r---- me u s--- right there and then I shat enough brix to build the great wall of china, and she slams the door. Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)19:59:10 No.156936446 I am f------ f-----, I pace around thinking of what to do, I didn't r--- her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don't get dropped just cause I say, nah man, I didn't do s---, my reputation would be f-----, right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low battery". right next to "REC", and my grin almost tore my cheek off, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn't realised, great odins beard the whole thing was on tape, the sheer win of the moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to the station, my parents where in shock, and I told the police ill come just give me a second to explain to my rents. I told my parents about the tape and they we're fine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the copshop, but then it hit me, no f--- that, im going to take her for such a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we're outraged, and I made my story sound really flawed and s-----, so they charged me with counts of r---, assault, harrasment, all this b------- and I had to front court in the coming month, it finally came, and that w---- was in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a m------------, almost convincing on account of her many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to her seat and give me a smarmy f------ grin that i wanted to slap the f--- off her, when I took the stand I pretended to be s------- brix and have a real s--- defence, just to build that bitch up, the case carried on for three court appearances or 18 days. Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)20:01:26 No.156936889 OP cont: on the final day, in the morning the judge said the jury would compile their verdict by the end of the day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he only responded by telling me "you f------ sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, and that bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and waved at her smiling, which wiped her grin straight off, my lawyer announced the new evidence and hit the lights, and bam, up on the screen before the whole court was her sucking my d--- like a little w----, and tho it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away. the look on her face was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for about 5 mins after that, and the jury f----- off to their back room and emerged in a blink of an eye, I was innocent and the judge dropped charges on my ex, for false accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse off for about 2 months, to date it was the greatest thing that's ever happend to me, revenge was so sweet. and to put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant. 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Anon has to pee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)19:07:38 No.66777602 >wasting my life on my laptop >sudden urge to piss >go to bathroom >unzip >all done >drain all drops of piss from my c--- 58 KB JPG >zip pants back up >go back to laptop >mfw small drops of piss trickle down my thighs why does this happen robros
: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)19:07:38 No.66777602 >wasting my life on my laptop >sudden urge to piss >go to bathroom >unzip >all done >drain all drops of piss from my c--- 58 KB JPG >zip pants back up >go back to laptop >mfw small drops of piss trickle down my thighs why does this happen robros

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RIP Uncle Tim | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)01:06:57 No.869668871 >>869668396 # >Be my Uncle Tim >Decorates Marine >Spent 20+ years as Marine sniper >Worth millions 6 KB JPG >Divorce because he was a sex-crazed maniac and wife was a lying, stealing c--- >He's on the phone with my mom >Says the divorce could ruin him >Says he feels safer in Afghanistan and Iraq than at home >Military sends him home for a short stint before next deployment >While at home, he decides to work on his truck >Car jack holding vehicle >Took tires off and was working on breaks and suspension >Next morning, his body was found severed in half. Car jack was kicked a few feet away from chassis >The actual f------ FBI was at his funeral launching an investigation and freezing assets >Legally-current wife was fake crying the whole time with $20k new jewelry >FBI shut her down and gave everything to his kids
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)01:06:57 No.869668871 >>869668396 # >Be my Uncle Tim >Decorates Marine >Spent 20+ years as Marine sniper >Worth millions 6 KB JPG >Divorce because he was a sex-crazed maniac and wife was a lying, stealing c--- >He's on the phone with my mom >Says the divorce could ruin him >Says he feels safer in Afghanistan and Iraq than at home >Military sends him home for a short stint before next deployment >While at home, he decides to work on his truck >Car jack holding vehicle >Took tires off and was working on breaks and suspension >Next morning, his body was found severed in half. Car jack was kicked a few feet away from chassis >The actual f------ FBI was at his funeral launching an investigation and freezing assets >Legally-current wife was fake crying the whole time with $20k new jewelry >FBI shut her down and gave everything to his kids

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Anon tries to make friend happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/19(Mon)11:06:53 No.51396948 >be me >has friend that likes reddit >likes wholesome greentext >is sad because there are not any new ones in subreddit >decide to write this in hope it gets stolen to make her happy 30 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/11/19(Mon)11:06:53 No.51396948 >be me >has friend that likes reddit >likes wholesome greentext >is sad because there are not any new ones in subreddit >decide to write this in hope it gets stolen to make her happy 30 KB JPG

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Anon sees his chance and takes it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?

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Anon is what he eats | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)12:22:38 No.772356235 >Be fatty greasy f--- >chillin under the covers >awakened at 1:00PM >some women takes covers off me 9 KB JPG >wtfwhy >dont move at all >the bitch f------ grabs me >throws me on this metal sheet >burns me for 20 minutes >mfw i realize im a tendie
: Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)12:22:38 No.772356235 >Be fatty greasy f--- >chillin under the covers >awakened at 1:00PM >some women takes covers off me 9 KB JPG >wtfwhy >dont move at all >the bitch f------ grabs me >throws me on this metal sheet >burns me for 20 minutes >mfw i realize im a tendie

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Anon becomes hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:35:57 No.49305826 Dog is dead now 132 KB JPG >>49305891 # : Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:42:27 No.49305891 >>49305826 # >Dog is *BANG* not today f----- 125 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:35:57 No.49305826 Dog is dead now 132 KB JPG >>49305891 # : Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:42:27 No.49305891 >>49305826 # >Dog is *BANG* not today f----- 125 KB PNG

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Anon contemplates reviews | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)01:45:27 No.66781548 >be reading reviews on amazon >8" dildo being suggested >decide to read reviews >"its so small" >"go-to size for a beginner" >"just found out that 8 is just too 1.91 MB GIF small for me" >"better save some money and get the 12" one it also comes in black" It was decided before it even started
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)01:45:27 No.66781548 >be reading reviews on amazon >8" dildo being suggested >decide to read reviews >"its so small" >"go-to size for a beginner" >"just found out that 8 is just too 1.91 MB GIF small for me" >"better save some money and get the 12" one it also comes in black" It was decided before it even started

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Anon mom got TOPPED | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous heard my parents having sex 12/30/21(Thu)22:34:01 No.66782721 Heard my parents having sex on Christmas Eve >Christmas Eve >sisters went out with their boyfriend >parents thought I went out too >thought they have the house to themselves 86 KB JPG >I'm actually in my room because socially retarded >they start f------ all over the house >can hear them coming upstairs then going back downstairs >in the kitchen, living room etc >can hear my mom moaning and screaming >get the weirdest f------ boner >put on headphones and force myself to sleep That was 5 days ago and I still can't look my parents in the eye nor interact with them at all Worst yet, I would occasionally get boners when thinking of my mom and how she sounded even though it felt weird as f--- at the time | Don't want advice, just felt like ranting Can't believe parents in their 50s still do this s---, I am f------ creeped out man 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous heard my parents having sex 12/30/21(Thu)22:34:01 No.66782721 Heard my parents having sex on Christmas Eve >Christmas Eve >sisters went out with their boyfriend >parents thought I went out too >thought they have the house to themselves 86 KB JPG >I'm actually in my room because socially retarded >they start f------ all over the house >can hear them coming upstairs then going back downstairs >in the kitchen, living room etc >can hear my mom moaning and screaming >get the weirdest f------ boner >put on headphones and force myself to sleep That was 5 days ago and I still can't look my parents in the eye nor interact with them at all Worst yet, I would occasionally get boners when thinking of my mom and how she sounded even though it felt weird as f--- at the time | Don't want advice, just felt like ranting Can't believe parents in their 50s still do this s---, I am f------ creeped out man 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon is fed up | /r/Greentext

1h (12/30 13:53) · 66780110 2 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 32KB · (500 × 381) >fed up with my s----- life >decide things need to change immediately >start cleaning things up >get tired about an hour in >take a break >feeling cozy >dont wanna continue >decide to finish tomorrow >tomorrow arrives >"you know what, i can do this later" >go back to how things were before >another year passes >fed up with my s----- life >cycle repeats its all so tiring
1h (12/30 13:53) · 66780110 2 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 32KB · (500 × 381) >fed up with my s----- life >decide things need to change immediately >start cleaning things up >get tired about an hour in >take a break >feeling cozy >dont wanna continue >decide to finish tomorrow >tomorrow arrives >"you know what, i can do this later" >go back to how things were before >another year passes >fed up with my s----- life >cycle repeats its all so tiring

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Anon getting head | /r/Greentext

File: 1497797722439s.jpg (7 KB, 250x205) O Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)07:02:40 No.51528857 [Reply] >>51529270 >>51529793 >told my psychologist I'm off my meds and feeling much better and even made a friend recently >she starts beaming, says I made her week, and seems genuinely happy for me 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> O Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)07:53:42 No.51529270 >>51528857 (OP) She wants your d--- anon. Go f--- her right now
File: 1497797722439s.jpg (7 KB, 250x205) O Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)07:02:40 No.51528857 [Reply] >>51529270 >>51529793 >told my psychologist I'm off my meds and feeling much better and even made a friend recently >she starts beaming, says I made her week, and seems genuinely happy for me 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> O Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)07:53:42 No.51529270 >>51528857 (OP) She wants your d--- anon. Go f--- her right now

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9 min. ago .. Anonymous 1 804906840 positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
9 min. ago .. Anonymous 1 804906840 positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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