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: Anonymous Nofap, hook line and sinker 12/31/21(Fri)18:54:05 No.66794835 MayKem8603 kem8603-9m That guy cried and then blocked me for disrespecting his boyfriend I fell for the f------ meme again. Pic unrel. bluecomputer321 BlueComp. 9m what MayKem8603 @kem8603 >heard a lot about nofap and decided to try it >quit cold turkey >think to myself "man this is the easiest s--- ever" Repiying to BlueComputer3 and @ttnyb0dy I forgot I have to speak your language On my momma cuh dat n---- p---- ash boy det nidda block me cause L. 60 KB JPG >over the next few days start feeling more and more depressed, something that's literally never happened to me before >friends start disliking me and some even start ignoring me >feel even worse >start to put together the pieces in my head >fap >immediately feel much better and more confident >next day people start acting a lot friendlier with me >one of my closest friends messages me asking what was wrong with me and if I needed help Ruined my f------ christmas. F--- nofap and f--- all you retard Christians
: Anonymous Nofap, hook line and sinker 12/31/21(Fri)18:54:05 No.66794835 MayKem8603 kem8603-9m That guy cried and then blocked me for disrespecting his boyfriend I fell for the f------ meme again. Pic unrel. bluecomputer321 BlueComp. 9m what MayKem8603 @kem8603 >heard a lot about nofap and decided to try it >quit cold turkey >think to myself "man this is the easiest s--- ever" Repiying to BlueComputer3 and @ttnyb0dy I forgot I have to speak your language On my momma cuh dat n---- p---- ash boy det nidda block me cause L. 60 KB JPG >over the next few days start feeling more and more depressed, something that's literally never happened to me before >friends start disliking me and some even start ignoring me >feel even worse >start to put together the pieces in my head >fap >immediately feel much better and more confident >next day people start acting a lot friendlier with me >one of my closest friends messages me asking what was wrong with me and if I needed help Ruined my f------ christmas. F--- nofap and f--- all you retard Christians

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Demographic appeal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)16:16:47 No.66793466 >straight male >constantly hit on by other men >get hit on by women like 1/10th of the time Am I attractive or not? 152 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)16:16:47 No.66793466 >straight male >constantly hit on by other men >get hit on by women like 1/10th of the time Am I attractive or not? 152 KB JPG

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Anon uses grenades | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/24/18(Sat)16:16:02 No.36925725 Why aren't grenades designed like these anymore? They have some definite advantages over what is commonly used 11 KB JPG today and they seem pretty practical in terms of ergonomics. >Doesn't roll >Can throw further >Can stick into ground if necessary >Can give you pleasure Can anyone explain to me why these are outdated?
Anonymous 02/24/18(Sat)16:16:02 No.36925725 Why aren't grenades designed like these anymore? They have some definite advantages over what is commonly used 11 KB JPG today and they seem pretty practical in terms of ergonomics. >Doesn't roll >Can throw further >Can stick into ground if necessary >Can give you pleasure Can anyone explain to me why these are outdated?

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The fatherland calls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:30:16 No.66790919 >you are sitting in your room when a shining blue portal opens before you >a Nazi catboy steps out, he was sent personally by Hitler, he is from the year 1939 >he has been sent from the past to gather Information for the 67 KB JPG Fuhrer >you have 15 minutes before he will be sucked back into the portal >what do you do? : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:32:42 No.66790937 >>66790919 (OP) # Jump into the portal and immediately look for catgirls. If I'm killed in the process that's okay.
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:30:16 No.66790919 >you are sitting in your room when a shining blue portal opens before you >a Nazi catboy steps out, he was sent personally by Hitler, he is from the year 1939 >he has been sent from the past to gather Information for the 67 KB JPG Fuhrer >you have 15 minutes before he will be sucked back into the portal >what do you do? : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:32:42 No.66790937 >>66790919 (OP) # Jump into the portal and immediately look for catgirls. If I'm killed in the process that's okay.

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Anon meets a girl with anxiety | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)19:18:46 No.869713178 >>869712709 (OP) # >Be dating girl >Tells me she has anxiety >Tell her it's ok I understand >We hang >Watching Netflix >Says she's feeling anxious >Tell her it's ok, ask if she wants to watch/ do something else >She says that if she could get more comfortable then it may help anxiety >She goes to bathroom >In there for a while >l crack the door alittle maybe to sneak a peak >I look in and I can see her pants on the floor >Ohfuck.joeg >I keep looking >See her panties >Sweetmotherofgod.jpeg >See her shirt >Huh? >Then her hair is on the floor >Whatthefuckishappening.gif >Then a full body skin suite of a white women in her mid 20s... >That's when I see it... >Bitch was a fucken velosoraptor the whole time!!! >Anxiety my ass!! >>869713281 # >>869713366 #
Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)19:18:46 No.869713178 >>869712709 (OP) # >Be dating girl >Tells me she has anxiety >Tell her it's ok I understand >We hang >Watching Netflix >Says she's feeling anxious >Tell her it's ok, ask if she wants to watch/ do something else >She says that if she could get more comfortable then it may help anxiety >She goes to bathroom >In there for a while >l crack the door alittle maybe to sneak a peak >I look in and I can see her pants on the floor >Ohfuck.joeg >I keep looking >See her panties >Sweetmotherofgod.jpeg >See her shirt >Huh? >Then her hair is on the floor >Whatthefuckishappening.gif >Then a full body skin suite of a white women in her mid 20s... >That's when I see it... >Bitch was a fucken velosoraptor the whole time!!! >Anxiety my ass!! >>869713281 # >>869713366 #

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Anon is in America. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623 080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.
: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623 080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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Anon is a freak of nature | /r/Greentext


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Anon didn’t win. | /r/Greentext


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Anon is Spoodermoon | /r/Greentext

File: 1469861719194.jpg (38 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:16:07 No.697692183 >Be my >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >Hot giri look to be robbed >Go to help him >Punch roobers in faceface >Bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:56:48 No.697696295 is this technically a spiderman thread? >Boom >Poo >Punch roobers in faceface >Go to virgin women >"why help me you" she speak >"because spoodermoon" >Get mouth kiss Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)21:00:27 No.697696668 File: spoderman.jog (11 KB, 225x225) >Her chest edges are super difficult >Launch my pennis >Yes it sucks for my spooder >Peanut in her throat >Bam >With the best night had O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:27 N File: large jog (35 KB, 500x333) >Вoom Image fagmiliar. O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:32:10 No.697693625 >this is op >Poo >her chest edges are super difficult What the f--- does that even mean? >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting OAnonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:31:41 No.697693576 >>697693838 File: Laughing-Hard-Meme-10.jpg (28 KB, 801x534) >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:03 No.697693410 File: f3f.gif (891 KB, 165x115) >boom >poo >Image fagmiliar O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:33:00 No.697693715 F------ got me >Peanut in her throat >>697693338 (OP) >"because spoodermoon" >Yes it sucks for my spooder Lost it
File: 1469861719194.jpg (38 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:16:07 No.697692183 >Be my >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >Hot giri look to be robbed >Go to help him >Punch roobers in faceface >Bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:56:48 No.697696295 is this technically a spiderman thread? >Boom >Poo >Punch roobers in faceface >Go to virgin women >"why help me you" she speak >"because spoodermoon" >Get mouth kiss Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)21:00:27 No.697696668 File: spoderman.jog (11 KB, 225x225) >Her chest edges are super difficult >Launch my pennis >Yes it sucks for my spooder >Peanut in her throat >Bam >With the best night had O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:27 N File: large jog (35 KB, 500x333) >Вoom Image fagmiliar. O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:32:10 No.697693625 >this is op >Poo >her chest edges are super difficult What the f--- does that even mean? >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting OAnonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:31:41 No.697693576 >>697693838 File: Laughing-Hard-Meme-10.jpg (28 KB, 801x534) >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:03 No.697693410 File: f3f.gif (891 KB, 165x115) >boom >poo >Image fagmiliar O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:33:00 No.697693715 F------ got me >Peanut in her throat >>697693338 (OP) >"because spoodermoon" >Yes it sucks for my spooder Lost it

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