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: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623 080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.
: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623 080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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Anon is Spoodermoon | /r/Greentext

File: 1469861719194.jpg (38 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:16:07 No.697692183 >Be my >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >Hot giri look to be robbed >Go to help him >Punch roobers in faceface >Bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:56:48 No.697696295 is this technically a spiderman thread? >Boom >Poo >Punch roobers in faceface >Go to virgin women >"why help me you" she speak >"because spoodermoon" >Get mouth kiss Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)21:00:27 No.697696668 File: spoderman.jog (11 KB, 225x225) >Her chest edges are super difficult >Launch my pennis >Yes it sucks for my spooder >Peanut in her throat >Bam >With the best night had O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:27 N File: large jog (35 KB, 500x333) >Вoom Image fagmiliar. O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:32:10 No.697693625 >this is op >Poo >her chest edges are super difficult What the f--- does that even mean? >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting OAnonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:31:41 No.697693576 >>697693838 File: Laughing-Hard-Meme-10.jpg (28 KB, 801x534) >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:03 No.697693410 File: f3f.gif (891 KB, 165x115) >boom >poo >Image fagmiliar O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:33:00 No.697693715 F------ got me >Peanut in her throat >>697693338 (OP) >"because spoodermoon" >Yes it sucks for my spooder Lost it
File: 1469861719194.jpg (38 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:16:07 No.697692183 >Be my >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >Hot giri look to be robbed >Go to help him >Punch roobers in faceface >Bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:56:48 No.697696295 is this technically a spiderman thread? >Boom >Poo >Punch roobers in faceface >Go to virgin women >"why help me you" she speak >"because spoodermoon" >Get mouth kiss Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)21:00:27 No.697696668 File: spoderman.jog (11 KB, 225x225) >Her chest edges are super difficult >Launch my pennis >Yes it sucks for my spooder >Peanut in her throat >Bam >With the best night had O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:27 N File: large jog (35 KB, 500x333) >Вoom Image fagmiliar. O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:32:10 No.697693625 >this is op >Poo >her chest edges are super difficult What the f--- does that even mean? >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting OAnonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:31:41 No.697693576 >>697693838 File: Laughing-Hard-Meme-10.jpg (28 KB, 801x534) >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:03 No.697693410 File: f3f.gif (891 KB, 165x115) >boom >poo >Image fagmiliar O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:33:00 No.697693715 F------ got me >Peanut in her throat >>697693338 (OP) >"because spoodermoon" >Yes it sucks for my spooder Lost it

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: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)11:55:38 No.869691730 >Be me, 18 >Alone at home with girlfriend >Shy as hell but super cute >Parents are gone for the night at holiday party and my sister is out of town so it's just us >Laying in my room with her watching 72 KB JPG random YouTube s--- on my tv and cuddling >One thing leads to another >We're making out and touching each other >Takes off her hoodie and stare at her >She's f------ adorable >Practically cross eyed at this point >Holyshitholyshitholyshit >l'm about to do it boys >Completely forgot about TV >"HELLO INTERNET WELCOME TO GAME THEORY!" >F------ what >Realize that for some reason YouTube auto played a f------ Fnaf game theory video and it's super loud >Mood immediately dies and we just awkwardly sit there >Things kinda just go back to how they were earlier with us just casually watching stuff >25 minutes later parents text me that they are coming home soon >She gets changed and heads out >"See you later Anon." mfw I got cockblocked by Matpat
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)11:55:38 No.869691730 >Be me, 18 >Alone at home with girlfriend >Shy as hell but super cute >Parents are gone for the night at holiday party and my sister is out of town so it's just us >Laying in my room with her watching 72 KB JPG random YouTube s--- on my tv and cuddling >One thing leads to another >We're making out and touching each other >Takes off her hoodie and stare at her >She's f------ adorable >Practically cross eyed at this point >Holyshitholyshitholyshit >l'm about to do it boys >Completely forgot about TV >"HELLO INTERNET WELCOME TO GAME THEORY!" >F------ what >Realize that for some reason YouTube auto played a f------ Fnaf game theory video and it's super loud >Mood immediately dies and we just awkwardly sit there >Things kinda just go back to how they were earlier with us just casually watching stuff >25 minutes later parents text me that they are coming home soon >She gets changed and heads out >"See you later Anon." mfw I got cockblocked by Matpat

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: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)12:37:01 No.61653881 >only thing I have cared about since I was 4 years old is dating cute girls >now 23 and still have never had a YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN HER TRE D--- gf 52 KB JPG I'm a complete f------ failure. 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)12:37:01 No.61653881 >only thing I have cared about since I was 4 years old is dating cute girls >now 23 and still have never had a YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN HER TRE D--- gf 52 KB JPG I'm a complete f------ failure. 2 Replies View Thread

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BF REQUIREMENTS >virgin >not a degenerate >protective >never cheats on me >comforting >must love me back 15 KB JPG >kind to small animals >plays video games >will have sex with me whenever I want >makes me happy >praises me for my cooking and cleaning >handsome, neurotypical and good in bed : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)08:52:43 No.66788919 Wow, I'm literally your perfect bf!! haha, Mind if we share our discord tags m'lady? ;) I swear I will treat you good :3 : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)08:53:24 No.66788930 >>66788904 (OP) # Had me until you said handsome, cucked by my face once again : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)08:53:55 No.66788936 >>66788904 (OP) # >not a degenerate define degenerate >will have sex with me whenever I want how often is that, and would you try to pull that while i was working? >virgin > and good in bed these don't add up, a virgin won't be able to know if they're good in bed.That standard is quite literally impossible to meet.
BF REQUIREMENTS >virgin >not a degenerate >protective >never cheats on me >comforting >must love me back 15 KB JPG >kind to small animals >plays video games >will have sex with me whenever I want >makes me happy >praises me for my cooking and cleaning >handsome, neurotypical and good in bed : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)08:52:43 No.66788919 Wow, I'm literally your perfect bf!! haha, Mind if we share our discord tags m'lady? ;) I swear I will treat you good :3 : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)08:53:24 No.66788930 >>66788904 (OP) # Had me until you said handsome, cucked by my face once again : Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)08:53:55 No.66788936 >>66788904 (OP) # >not a degenerate define degenerate >will have sex with me whenever I want how often is that, and would you try to pull that while i was working? >virgin > and good in bed these don't add up, a virgin won't be able to know if they're good in bed.That standard is quite literally impossible to meet.

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: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children
: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children

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Anon uses rectal thermometers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)23:05:04 No.869204526 >Be me >28yo male nurse >receive elderly patient "Fred [Redacted]" >have to take his temp with rectal thermometer 128 KB JPG >Fred is clearly uncomfortable and awkward about the process >looks like he wants to knock my lights out when I ask him to disrobe >l insert the thermometer and wait for it to read >awkwardsilence.mp3 >try to lighten the mood >"Infrared thermometer? More like in-Fred thermometer!" >crickets >wait through the longest 8 seconds of my life >thermometer beeps >temp is normal >don't say another word to each other and I leave so doc can see him >that is possibly the most autistic thing I've ever done at this practice
: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)23:05:04 No.869204526 >Be me >28yo male nurse >receive elderly patient "Fred [Redacted]" >have to take his temp with rectal thermometer 128 KB JPG >Fred is clearly uncomfortable and awkward about the process >looks like he wants to knock my lights out when I ask him to disrobe >l insert the thermometer and wait for it to read >awkwardsilence.mp3 >try to lighten the mood >"Infrared thermometer? More like in-Fred thermometer!" >crickets >wait through the longest 8 seconds of my life >thermometer beeps >temp is normal >don't say another word to each other and I leave so doc can see him >that is possibly the most autistic thing I've ever done at this practice

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