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: Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)08:02:15 No.44422418 >paid a h----- an extra $10 to shout "yamete onii- chan!!-" when i f----- her Best use of that $10 ever 88 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)08:02:15 No.44422418 >paid a h----- an extra $10 to shout "yamete onii- chan!!-" when i f----- her Best use of that $10 ever 88 KB JPG

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A girl in Anons class pisses off all the other girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds 28 KB JPG >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for
: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds 28 KB JPG >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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Anon need parking lot. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)10:00:03 No.850728037 >work night shift >on lunch break at 4 AM >sitting in dark parking lot in car with windows rolled down >hear footsteps approaching >see man appear from the darkness 112 KB GIF >he looks around >doesn't notice me >he pulls down his pants and starts taking a s--- >watching this guy taking a s--- while i eat my sandwich >he is struggling >constipated.jpg >i sneeze >he gets startled and looks at my direction >spotted.png >we look at each other for a minute >i break the awkward silence >'nice a------ bro' >'thanks' >'got any paper towels?' >hand him some napkins >quickly drive off i have to find another parking lot now, this one is tainted
: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)10:00:03 No.850728037 >work night shift >on lunch break at 4 AM >sitting in dark parking lot in car with windows rolled down >hear footsteps approaching >see man appear from the darkness 112 KB GIF >he looks around >doesn't notice me >he pulls down his pants and starts taking a s--- >watching this guy taking a s--- while i eat my sandwich >he is struggling >constipated.jpg >i sneeze >he gets startled and looks at my direction >spotted.png >we look at each other for a minute >i break the awkward silence >'nice a------ bro' >'thanks' >'got any paper towels?' >hand him some napkins >quickly drive off i have to find another parking lot now, this one is tainted

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Anon is French | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)07:24:24 No.869822479 >be me >french >words in french have genders >word for computer is female >look up boob pics on computer >female shows me boob pics >see ya later virgins 33 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)07:24:24 No.869822479 >be me >french >words in french have genders >word for computer is female >look up boob pics on computer >female shows me boob pics >see ya later virgins 33 KB JPG

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Anon is Christian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)12:08:38 No.869757248 GOD: >wants you to worship him all day every day. >tells you what you should and shouldn't do without context or any real reason. 66 KB GIF >will get jealous at the though of you worshipping another god. >sends himself down as a sacrifice to himself to appease himself so humanity doesn't have to face the wrath of himself. >gives you the option to believe in him, but if you don't he'll cast you into a fiery lake of pain for all eternity. >punishes job who is a loyal follower over a cheap bet. >he loves you SATAN: >never asks you to worship him. >redpills adam and eve in the garden of eden, which frees them from being mindless npc's. >looked like chad when he was an angel. >wants you to be able to do whatever you want to. >advocates and supports human pleasures. >his realm has all the celebrities, partiers, rockstars, who feared nothing. >has a f------ demon dog with badass horns. Who is the evil one again?
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)12:08:38 No.869757248 GOD: >wants you to worship him all day every day. >tells you what you should and shouldn't do without context or any real reason. 66 KB GIF >will get jealous at the though of you worshipping another god. >sends himself down as a sacrifice to himself to appease himself so humanity doesn't have to face the wrath of himself. >gives you the option to believe in him, but if you don't he'll cast you into a fiery lake of pain for all eternity. >punishes job who is a loyal follower over a cheap bet. >he loves you SATAN: >never asks you to worship him. >redpills adam and eve in the garden of eden, which frees them from being mindless npc's. >looked like chad when he was an angel. >wants you to be able to do whatever you want to. >advocates and supports human pleasures. >his realm has all the celebrities, partiers, rockstars, who feared nothing. >has a f------ demon dog with badass horns. Who is the evil one again?

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Anon talks to males | /r/Greentext

>Be female(female) >Be "robot" discords >Random ass dude(s) DM you because you have urself as pfp and ure a woman >Hello hihi >.<I am not like other guys not sexuality frustated hehe :333 just wants friends hahaha 1.69 MB PNG >Just talk to them out of pity ask what video games they play and what they do At this point most of u are just complete brick and fail to pick on any conversation I try to start with you and just kill the convo completely and you result to doing "hi :D" "Good night" "hey" every 3 hours But if thats not the case >Random guy starts falling in love with me because I talked to him about X video X movie or listened to his problem he is going through >Literally his girlfriend in his head >He tries to flirt or talks about m----------- with me >Tell I do hookup with others guys (usually on tinder) From here it can go in 2 ways Route A: >OMG U BITCH W---- REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY U HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY U NO SEX WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIRS THING IN UR LIFEEEEE Route B: >Hey girl wanna let me put my unwashed c--- in you ;))))))) >Tell them I see them as pen pal or friend >pretends everything is okay and ghosts >has meltdown like route A And you wonder why youre lonely 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
>Be female(female) >Be "robot" discords >Random ass dude(s) DM you because you have urself as pfp and ure a woman >Hello hihi >.<I am not like other guys not sexuality frustated hehe :333 just wants friends hahaha 1.69 MB PNG >Just talk to them out of pity ask what video games they play and what they do At this point most of u are just complete brick and fail to pick on any conversation I try to start with you and just kill the convo completely and you result to doing "hi :D" "Good night" "hey" every 3 hours But if thats not the case >Random guy starts falling in love with me because I talked to him about X video X movie or listened to his problem he is going through >Literally his girlfriend in his head >He tries to flirt or talks about m----------- with me >Tell I do hookup with others guys (usually on tinder) From here it can go in 2 ways Route A: >OMG U BITCH W---- REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY U HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY U NO SEX WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIRS THING IN UR LIFEEEEE Route B: >Hey girl wanna let me put my unwashed c--- in you ;))))))) >Tell them I see them as pen pal or friend >pretends everything is okay and ghosts >has meltdown like route A And you wonder why youre lonely 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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anon plays rust | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)04:52:27 No.869794043 [Reply] > >>869794093 >go to GameStop >buy Rust >run around naked >kill people with rocks >grow a hemp farm >call people slurs >shoot people for no reason >go home >install Rust
O Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)04:52:27 No.869794043 [Reply] > >>869794093 >go to GameStop >buy Rust >run around naked >kill people with rocks >grow a hemp farm >call people slurs >shoot people for no reason >go home >install Rust

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anon has no soul | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: UBJI06A9) EE 03/28/21(Sun)10:53:44 No.314055710 Why is p--- "free"? 1.33 MB GIF : Anonymous (ID: ERMIQL5) 03/28/21(Sun)10:55:40 No.314055923 You pay with your soul. >>314056253 # >»314056324 # >>314056358 # >>314056703 # >>314056805 # >>314056930 # >>314058051 # >>314058688 # >>314059313 # »314060353 # >>314060464 # >>314061625 # >>314062131 # >>314065229 # >>314067383 # >>314069964 # >314070646 # >314070660 # >>314071345 # >>314072426 # >>314073708 # »314074561 # >>314076275 # >>314077770 # >>314077773 # >>314078918 # >>314079854 # >>314080244 #
: Anonymous (ID: UBJI06A9) EE 03/28/21(Sun)10:53:44 No.314055710 Why is p--- "free"? 1.33 MB GIF : Anonymous (ID: ERMIQL5) 03/28/21(Sun)10:55:40 No.314055923 You pay with your soul. >>314056253 # >»314056324 # >>314056358 # >>314056703 # >>314056805 # >>314056930 # >>314058051 # >>314058688 # >>314059313 # »314060353 # >>314060464 # >>314061625 # >>314062131 # >>314065229 # >>314067383 # >>314069964 # >314070646 # >314070660 # >>314071345 # >>314072426 # >>314073708 # »314074561 # >>314076275 # >>314077770 # >>314077773 # >>314078918 # >>314079854 # >>314080244 #

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Anon is a jerk off | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.71060352 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604 what the f--- is wrong with you >>710603671 # >>710604623 #
| Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.71060352 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604 what the f--- is wrong with you >>710603671 # >>710604623 #

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Anon can't get a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)11:32:45 No.66815095 >think I'm not successful enough to get a girl >have my own place but a boring, unskilled job >unemployed people gets gfs >that's not it 15 KB PNG >think I'm too ugly to get a gf >ugly people gets gfs too >that's not it >think I'm not fit enough to get a gf >fat f---- gets gfs too >that's not it >only have introverted hobbies and think I'm too boring to get a gf >people that just sit around and watch TV gets gfs >that's not it WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEE
: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)11:32:45 No.66815095 >think I'm not successful enough to get a girl >have my own place but a boring, unskilled job >unemployed people gets gfs >that's not it 15 KB PNG >think I'm too ugly to get a gf >ugly people gets gfs too >that's not it >think I'm not fit enough to get a gf >fat f---- gets gfs too >that's not it >only have introverted hobbies and think I'm too boring to get a gf >people that just sit around and watch TV gets gfs >that's not it WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEE

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anon gets fish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)21:25:35 No.849599313 >Dad left when I was 12yo >l'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish >lf I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish I think my dad has autism. 13 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)21:25:35 No.849599313 >Dad left when I was 12yo >l'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish >lf I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish I think my dad has autism. 13 KB JPG

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Anon knows how to cook with gas | /r/Greentext

png (19 KB, 123x117) I f----- up No.46975740 Anonymous 33 sec. ago So I may have humiliated myself and my mother in front of 20 or so people. >be me 19 neet who's only kept around because I can cook >mum has large party happening. Anniversary of something or some s---. >mum asks me to make a chicken parm bake with my little sister but to let her do the majority >fuckit.idontcare >the entire time she is asking f------ questions that she has no intent on getting answers to >doesn't even know how to preheat an oven >eventually i reach my wits end and just f------ screech "MISSY DO I HAVE TO DIG UP HITLER JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW TA USE A F------ OVEN?" entire house heard this btw. I have a booming voice >mfw my mother slapped me and my sister ran off crying >mfw I still need to finish the chicken bake because I don't want to waste chicken >mfw instead of fixing s--- I came here
png (19 KB, 123x117) I f----- up No.46975740 Anonymous 33 sec. ago So I may have humiliated myself and my mother in front of 20 or so people. >be me 19 neet who's only kept around because I can cook >mum has large party happening. Anniversary of something or some s---. >mum asks me to make a chicken parm bake with my little sister but to let her do the majority >fuckit.idontcare >the entire time she is asking f------ questions that she has no intent on getting answers to >doesn't even know how to preheat an oven >eventually i reach my wits end and just f------ screech "MISSY DO I HAVE TO DIG UP HITLER JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW TA USE A F------ OVEN?" entire house heard this btw. I have a booming voice >mfw my mother slapped me and my sister ran off crying >mfw I still need to finish the chicken bake because I don't want to waste chicken >mfw instead of fixing s--- I came here

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Anon has an epiphany | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a decent face. 84 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him 23 KB PNG tfw
: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a decent face. 84 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him 23 KB PNG tfw

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Anon forgot | /r/Greentext

H--------, do I have a story for you. Happened yesterday, but finally writing this out. >many moons ago I was in college >met girl through friends who was just so mundane and forgettable. 158 KB JPG >introduce myself >l keep "meeting" her because she was so f------ plain and boring I would forget her >girl gets p----- everytime I "introduce myself" >girl gets complex over it because she's "generic white girl #4" >l don't help it at all as throughout the 4 years I was in college, I could never remember this chick. >Graduated. Working for years in industry. >Business meeting with other departments, introduce myself to a really mundane and forgettable girl >This. Chick. FLIPS. OUT. >She attacks me infront of large group of peers and management. >She's restrained and security escorts her out screaming. Guys.. The last thing she said was "I bet you'll remember me now, you f-----!". I legit don't know what's wrong with me. Great way to start the 3-day weekend. : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)02:51:05 No.869720963 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)02:52:51 No.869721058 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)02:54:07 No.869721114 >>869720828 (OP) # Inb4 leddit screenshot
H--------, do I have a story for you. Happened yesterday, but finally writing this out. >many moons ago I was in college >met girl through friends who was just so mundane and forgettable. 158 KB JPG >introduce myself >l keep "meeting" her because she was so f------ plain and boring I would forget her >girl gets p----- everytime I "introduce myself" >girl gets complex over it because she's "generic white girl #4" >l don't help it at all as throughout the 4 years I was in college, I could never remember this chick. >Graduated. Working for years in industry. >Business meeting with other departments, introduce myself to a really mundane and forgettable girl >This. Chick. FLIPS. OUT. >She attacks me infront of large group of peers and management. >She's restrained and security escorts her out screaming. Guys.. The last thing she said was "I bet you'll remember me now, you f-----!". I legit don't know what's wrong with me. Great way to start the 3-day weekend. : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)02:51:05 No.869720963 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)02:52:51 No.869721058 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)02:54:07 No.869721114 >>869720828 (OP) # Inb4 leddit screenshot

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Anon is 6ix9ine in prison | /r/Greentext

TOMMY HILFICEP 918C6D05-AC64-4623-8A6B-276D8F8C2BE5.jpg 88 KB JPG PRISON IFFY UH SOAP GETTIN SLIPPY UH CELLMATE GOT THE STIFFY UH BOIHOLE GETTIN JIZZY UH | Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)07:59:10 No.8373910 CUUUUUUMMMMM GAAAAANNNGGGGG
TOMMY HILFICEP 918C6D05-AC64-4623-8A6B-276D8F8C2BE5.jpg 88 KB JPG PRISON IFFY UH SOAP GETTIN SLIPPY UH CELLMATE GOT THE STIFFY UH BOIHOLE GETTIN JIZZY UH | Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)07:59:10 No.8373910 CUUUUUUMMMMM GAAAAANNNGGGGG

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Anon’s cat is the best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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Anon has a psychotic episode. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies
Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies

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Anon has an aneurysm | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:30:26 No.199598329 [▼] >>199598406 >>199598453 >>199598534 >>199598550 >>199598573 >>199598658 >>199598719 >>199598727 >>199598815 >>199598938 >>199599198 >>199599272 >>199599359 >>199599453 >>199599572 >>199599590 >>199599702 >>199599915 >>199600141 >>199600235 >>199600503 >>199601595 >>199598245 (OP) Nl is now 90% comprised of f------ who have been lurking for less than a year. You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:31:27 No.199598406 [▼] images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 a-a-anon? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:35:46 No.199598815 [▼] 1368271761002. png (8 KB, 164x268) sounds google igdb I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:32:52 No.199598534 [▼] oh s--- n----.jpg (6 KB, 182x276) sounds google igdb >>199598329 Are you alright? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:33:05 No.199598550 [▼] >>199598329 I think he just had a brain haemorrhage >>199598329 de stroke I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:34:51 No.199598719 [▼] 1371049130000.png (54 KB, 293x328) sounds google iqdb Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:33:22 No.199598! bark no you don't understand.jpg (35 KB, 604x4 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:42:46 No.199599453 [▼] 1332535086288.png (91 KB, 299x288) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 >>199598329 Anon are you alright?! it a sec are u trying to cheat me again >>199598329 Did you just..did you.. are you okay anon??? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:31:59 No I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14 Did he just die? >>199598329 >You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e Well what the f--- just happened here? >>199598329 >You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e F---, I have no idea if that anon is being serious or not, but I once fainted while on 4chan my head mustve hit the keyboard because when I woke up I was still in the thread and posted a bunch of gibberish. Everyone thought I was faking when I apparently had stroke Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:41:52 No.199599359 [▼] >>199599503 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:40:52 No.199599272 [▼] wfuh.jpg (7 KB, 259x194) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 I seriously think he had a stroke. I've almost blacked out while browsing 4chan. And it's not farfetched that he typed the captcha first >>199598329 He had a stroke Sh-sh-should we call the ambulance His heart was going nuts He grabbed his chest and with his last breath entered captcha and clicked submit Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:44:00 No.199599590 [] >>199599647 >>199599707 >>199599896 >>199598329 WHO CLICKED THE SUBMIT BUTTON THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:04:05 No.199601595 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:50:37 No.199600235 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:47:38 No.199599915 [▼] >>19959 a.aaa-Oh-S---.jpg (23 KB, 340x255) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 THE FBI STOPPED HIM >>199599974 >l've been browsing for a little over a year now. And because I browse quite frequently >>199598329 Should we call the dentist? It's people like you that killed anon: >>199598329 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:45:32 No.199599707[7] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:37:05 No.199598938 [▼] >>199599016 >>199599159 >>199599198 >>199599559 >>199601292 >>199601360 OH, S--- >>199599590 All you have to do is press enter. Here is my theory >>199598329 Imagine if you were human and you actually have a stroke and die while browsing 4chan. >Anon is either a gold member or entered the captcha beforehand >was halfway through typing message >stroke or fainted And when the police come, they see what you were shitposting. That would be terrifying >head hit the keyboard >twitched or rolled around a bit I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:43:44 No.199599559 [▼] scared.png (151 KB, 421x500) sounds google iqdb >hits enter >>199598938 >Imagine if you were human SCARED Are you saying you arent? I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:49:47 No.199600141[v] >>199600242 >>199600361 >>199600382 >>199600458 >>199600538 >>199601187>>199602014 >>199598329 Okay, I was typing this and all of a sudden I wake up with a nose bleed. Should I go to the hospital? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:53:29 No.199600538 [▼] >>199600774 >>199600141 Post pictures of bloosy nose soo we know it's not b------- I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:55:41 No.199600774 [ v] >>199600993 >>199601068 >>199600538 okay, i only have the blood that's on the floor that i need to clean up hang on I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:57:58 No.199600993 [▼] >>199601083 >>199601116 >>199601118 >>199601137 >>199601148 >>199601153 >>199601207 >>199601212 >>199601295 >>199601304 >>199601313 >>199601323 >>199601387 >>199601419 >>199601436 >>199601450 >>199601774 >>199601806 >>199601861 >>199602380 >>199602634 >>199602819 >>199602845 IMG3.png (747 KB, 551x531) sounds google iqdb >>199600774 Is it a lot of blood, /v/? Should I be worried? You've all scared me right now. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:58:54 No.199601083 [ ▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:25 No.199601137 [▼] bl.jpg (23 KB, 362x372) sounds google iqdb Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:00:02 No.199601207 [▼] ohgodwhat.jpg (4 KB, 128x156) sounds google igdb 1312004841504.jpa (29 KB, 419x333) sounds google iqdb >>199600993 >>199600993 >>199600993 >>199600993 ------- -- ----- Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:33 No.1996 >>199600993 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:15 No.19 >>199600993 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:29:35 No.199604189 [▼] HOSPITAL. NOW. F-------. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:16 No.199601118 [▼] >>199600993 PANIC traeger1.png (914 KB, 1365x818) sounds google iqdb You should probably go to hospital, or at least call. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:35 No.199601153 [▼] >>1996009 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:02:25 No.199601436 [▼] The Horror.png (63 KB, 239x188) sounds google iqdb >>199600993 What are you still doing here? That's an aneurysm I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:44:07 No.199605601 [v]>>199605657 >>199605707 >>199 >>199605882 >>199605917 >>199605929 tumblr_m4jybopGf01qzz0iu.jpg (19 KB, 500x367) sounds google iqdb Thing is, that's how I thought everyone who ever put time here would die. Made sense. >>199605289 Maybe the anon had a stroke of genius Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:01:10 No.199601304 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:07:13 No.199601901 [▼] >>199600993 That's not blood, nice try. >>199601148 call 911, don't drive yourself DO NOT DRIVE YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENS Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:06:52 No.199601861 [▼] >>199602018 >>199602038 >>199600993 >newfaggots claiming this isnt blood >google backsearch brings up nothing Just go straight to the hospital Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:16:20 No.199602819 [▼] >>199602945 >>199603017 >>199603581 >>199600993 This is definitely blood, coming from a med student I can tell you blood has different colors due to the fact of oxigen binding to hemoglobin and s---. Google this if you don't believe me, but this is definitely blood. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:53:16 No.199600503 [▼] >>199598329 anons last words, calling people f------ SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY ...
Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:30:26 No.199598329 [▼] >>199598406 >>199598453 >>199598534 >>199598550 >>199598573 >>199598658 >>199598719 >>199598727 >>199598815 >>199598938 >>199599198 >>199599272 >>199599359 >>199599453 >>199599572 >>199599590 >>199599702 >>199599915 >>199600141 >>199600235 >>199600503 >>199601595 >>199598245 (OP) Nl is now 90% comprised of f------ who have been lurking for less than a year. You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:31:27 No.199598406 [▼] images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 a-a-anon? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:35:46 No.199598815 [▼] 1368271761002. png (8 KB, 164x268) sounds google igdb I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:32:52 No.199598534 [▼] oh s--- n----.jpg (6 KB, 182x276) sounds google igdb >>199598329 Are you alright? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:33:05 No.199598550 [▼] >>199598329 I think he just had a brain haemorrhage >>199598329 de stroke I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:34:51 No.199598719 [▼] 1371049130000.png (54 KB, 293x328) sounds google iqdb Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:33:22 No.199598! bark no you don't understand.jpg (35 KB, 604x4 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:42:46 No.199599453 [▼] 1332535086288.png (91 KB, 299x288) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 >>199598329 Anon are you alright?! it a sec are u trying to cheat me again >>199598329 Did you just..did you.. are you okay anon??? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:31:59 No I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14 Did he just die? >>199598329 >You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e Well what the f--- just happened here? >>199598329 >You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e F---, I have no idea if that anon is being serious or not, but I once fainted while on 4chan my head mustve hit the keyboard because when I woke up I was still in the thread and posted a bunch of gibberish. Everyone thought I was faking when I apparently had stroke Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:41:52 No.199599359 [▼] >>199599503 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:40:52 No.199599272 [▼] wfuh.jpg (7 KB, 259x194) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 I seriously think he had a stroke. I've almost blacked out while browsing 4chan. And it's not farfetched that he typed the captcha first >>199598329 He had a stroke Sh-sh-should we call the ambulance His heart was going nuts He grabbed his chest and with his last breath entered captcha and clicked submit Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:44:00 No.199599590 [] >>199599647 >>199599707 >>199599896 >>199598329 WHO CLICKED THE SUBMIT BUTTON THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:04:05 No.199601595 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:50:37 No.199600235 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:47:38 No.199599915 [▼] >>19959 a.aaa-Oh-S---.jpg (23 KB, 340x255) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 THE FBI STOPPED HIM >>199599974 >l've been browsing for a little over a year now. And because I browse quite frequently >>199598329 Should we call the dentist? It's people like you that killed anon: >>199598329 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:45:32 No.199599707[7] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:37:05 No.199598938 [▼] >>199599016 >>199599159 >>199599198 >>199599559 >>199601292 >>199601360 OH, S--- >>199599590 All you have to do is press enter. Here is my theory >>199598329 Imagine if you were human and you actually have a stroke and die while browsing 4chan. >Anon is either a gold member or entered the captcha beforehand >was halfway through typing message >stroke or fainted And when the police come, they see what you were shitposting. That would be terrifying >head hit the keyboard >twitched or rolled around a bit I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:43:44 No.199599559 [▼] scared.png (151 KB, 421x500) sounds google iqdb >hits enter >>199598938 >Imagine if you were human SCARED Are you saying you arent? I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:49:47 No.199600141[v] >>199600242 >>199600361 >>199600382 >>199600458 >>199600538 >>199601187>>199602014 >>199598329 Okay, I was typing this and all of a sudden I wake up with a nose bleed. Should I go to the hospital? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:53:29 No.199600538 [▼] >>199600774 >>199600141 Post pictures of bloosy nose soo we know it's not b------- I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:55:41 No.199600774 [ v] >>199600993 >>199601068 >>199600538 okay, i only have the blood that's on the floor that i need to clean up hang on I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:57:58 No.199600993 [▼] >>199601083 >>199601116 >>199601118 >>199601137 >>199601148 >>199601153 >>199601207 >>199601212 >>199601295 >>199601304 >>199601313 >>199601323 >>199601387 >>199601419 >>199601436 >>199601450 >>199601774 >>199601806 >>199601861 >>199602380 >>199602634 >>199602819 >>199602845 IMG3.png (747 KB, 551x531) sounds google iqdb >>199600774 Is it a lot of blood, /v/? Should I be worried? You've all scared me right now. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:58:54 No.199601083 [ ▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:25 No.199601137 [▼] bl.jpg (23 KB, 362x372) sounds google iqdb Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:00:02 No.199601207 [▼] ohgodwhat.jpg (4 KB, 128x156) sounds google igdb 1312004841504.jpa (29 KB, 419x333) sounds google iqdb >>199600993 >>199600993 >>199600993 >>199600993 ------- -- ----- Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:33 No.1996 >>199600993 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:15 No.19 >>199600993 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:29:35 No.199604189 [▼] HOSPITAL. NOW. F-------. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:16 No.199601118 [▼] >>199600993 PANIC traeger1.png (914 KB, 1365x818) sounds google iqdb You should probably go to hospital, or at least call. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:35 No.199601153 [▼] >>1996009 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:02:25 No.199601436 [▼] The Horror.png (63 KB, 239x188) sounds google iqdb >>199600993 What are you still doing here? That's an aneurysm I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:44:07 No.199605601 [v]>>199605657 >>199605707 >>199 >>199605882 >>199605917 >>199605929 tumblr_m4jybopGf01qzz0iu.jpg (19 KB, 500x367) sounds google iqdb Thing is, that's how I thought everyone who ever put time here would die. Made sense. >>199605289 Maybe the anon had a stroke of genius Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:01:10 No.199601304 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:07:13 No.199601901 [▼] >>199600993 That's not blood, nice try. >>199601148 call 911, don't drive yourself DO NOT DRIVE YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENS Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:06:52 No.199601861 [▼] >>199602018 >>199602038 >>199600993 >newfaggots claiming this isnt blood >google backsearch brings up nothing Just go straight to the hospital Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:16:20 No.199602819 [▼] >>199602945 >>199603017 >>199603581 >>199600993 This is definitely blood, coming from a med student I can tell you blood has different colors due to the fact of oxigen binding to hemoglobin and s---. Google this if you don't believe me, but this is definitely blood. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:53:16 No.199600503 [▼] >>199598329 anons last words, calling people f------ SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY ...

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