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37 KB JPG I tried this for the first time recently and it pretty much just tasted like semen. Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)09:39:47 No.8799612 >>8799585 (OP) >tasted like semen umm anon, how would you be able to make that compairson..you've sucked penis before haven't you? ..... Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)09:42:52 No.8799615 >>8799612 Yes, I'm gay. So what? Grow up.
37 KB JPG I tried this for the first time recently and it pretty much just tasted like semen. Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)09:39:47 No.8799612 >>8799585 (OP) >tasted like semen umm anon, how would you be able to make that compairson..you've sucked penis before haven't you? ..... Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)09:42:52 No.8799615 >>8799612 Yes, I'm gay. So what? Grow up.

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Spoon bender | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/04/22(Tue)10:17:52 No.66845376 >keep having dream where I have cool ass telekinetic powers >wake up >don't have telekinetic powers this is b------- 321 KB PNG
: Anonymous 01/04/22(Tue)10:17:52 No.66845376 >keep having dream where I have cool ass telekinetic powers >wake up >don't have telekinetic powers this is b------- 321 KB PNG

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Can confirm it works. | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences akmatur 14 KB JPG >profit
| Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences akmatur 14 KB JPG >profit

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Anon has made it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)16:49:15 No.44875069 >fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes, behind trees etc >get noticed several times >"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular build" 158 KB JPG >"muscular build" >tfw finally made it Tell me your success stories, bros
: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)16:49:15 No.44875069 >fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes, behind trees etc >get noticed several times >"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular build" 158 KB JPG >"muscular build" >tfw finally made it Tell me your success stories, bros

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anon doesn't do well with the ladies! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/21(Wed)13:39:26 No.61737841 > be me > in highschool > accidentally bump into girl in the hallway > she says "ew" > mfw this happens on multiple occasions > mfw they aren't even trying to be mean, its just a gut reaction 54 KB JPG one girl was even very sweet and apologetic. She said she was sorry and it just slipped out. i said it was fine and i continued my way to class. what henious crimes must i have committed in a past life to deserve this? is this punishment for prior sins?
: Anonymous 01/06/21(Wed)13:39:26 No.61737841 > be me > in highschool > accidentally bump into girl in the hallway > she says "ew" > mfw this happens on multiple occasions > mfw they aren't even trying to be mean, its just a gut reaction 54 KB JPG one girl was even very sweet and apologetic. She said she was sorry and it just slipped out. i said it was fine and i continued my way to class. what henious crimes must i have committed in a past life to deserve this? is this punishment for prior sins?

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Anon plays gta | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (raynb/g First post here so yeah 03/19/19(Tue)19:31:43 No.207057313 >be me 5 minutes ago >playing gta v >some guy is hacking >notice he's spamming non english characters F----- XIba >idea 77 KB JPG >type "1989 tiananmen square massacre winnie the pooh" >chinese hacker has disappeared hows your day been anons?
: Anonymous (ID: (raynb/g First post here so yeah 03/19/19(Tue)19:31:43 No.207057313 >be me 5 minutes ago >playing gta v >some guy is hacking >notice he's spamming non english characters F----- XIba >idea 77 KB JPG >type "1989 tiananmen square massacre winnie the pooh" >chinese hacker has disappeared hows your day been anons?

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Anon tells the truth about Joe | /r/Greentext

Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so" 83 KB JPG "Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."
Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so" 83 KB JPG "Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."

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Anon leaves a mark | /r/Greentext

File: image jpg (76 KB, 640x960) Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)23:37:15 No.627954199 (Reply] story time /b/ Alright. Never told anyone this but I guess f--- it. Here it goes. >be me >23 >finally move out and start life with gf >small apartment >pretty nice >we f----- a lot but she didn't like anything nasty. >just f------ and handjobs ask if I can t---- f--- her one night >we're both ass naked. >she agrees >l get on top of her and she squeezes her t--- on my c--- f--- her t------ intensely >c-- everywhere >get off >man! That was f------ awesomel >she stays quiet >ask her what's wrong >she's still quiet. >turn around and look at her >she has a dead stare to her stomach >I look >I left a giant skid mark from my ass thrusting >I tell her l'm so sorry and I didn't know >she gets her clothes and leaves >didn't see her for about a week >she broke up with me >went suicidal for a few days
File: image jpg (76 KB, 640x960) Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)23:37:15 No.627954199 (Reply] story time /b/ Alright. Never told anyone this but I guess f--- it. Here it goes. >be me >23 >finally move out and start life with gf >small apartment >pretty nice >we f----- a lot but she didn't like anything nasty. >just f------ and handjobs ask if I can t---- f--- her one night >we're both ass naked. >she agrees >l get on top of her and she squeezes her t--- on my c--- f--- her t------ intensely >c-- everywhere >get off >man! That was f------ awesomel >she stays quiet >ask her what's wrong >she's still quiet. >turn around and look at her >she has a dead stare to her stomach >I look >I left a giant skid mark from my ass thrusting >I tell her l'm so sorry and I didn't know >she gets her clothes and leaves >didn't see her for about a week >she broke up with me >went suicidal for a few days

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Anon finds a frog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/04/22(Tue)15:00:47 No.869960186 >>869960076 (OP) # when I was 5 I found a frog in the backyard and I ran and showed my mother and she thought it was beautiful and told me to go out to the pond and set it free and for 23 KB PNG some f------ reason I put it down on a stone and stomped on it and killed it >>869960416 # >>869960576 # >>869961389 # : Anonymous 01/04/22(Tue)15:06:44 No.869960416 >>869960186 # >for some f------ reason f----- retard. >>869960532 #
: Anonymous 01/04/22(Tue)15:00:47 No.869960186 >>869960076 (OP) # when I was 5 I found a frog in the backyard and I ran and showed my mother and she thought it was beautiful and told me to go out to the pond and set it free and for 23 KB PNG some f------ reason I put it down on a stone and stomped on it and killed it >>869960416 # >>869960576 # >>869961389 # : Anonymous 01/04/22(Tue)15:06:44 No.869960416 >>869960186 # >for some f------ reason f----- retard. >>869960532 #

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anon loves his dad. | /r/Greentext


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Anon meets a redcoat | /r/Greentext


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Anon wants to quit before it’s even started | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a spider | /r/Greentext


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anon does magic | /r/Greentext


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Anon admits he was wrong. | /r/Greentext


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Anon cops a feel | /r/Greentext


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Anon needs a calculator | /r/Greentext


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Anon pranks his cousin | /r/Greentext


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