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Anon hates being a better man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)22:06:30 No.66874289 T HATE BEING MARRIED! Don't fall for it! >wife bitches every time I play videogames or watch anime >constantly have to host parties and BBQS >makes me do normie Chad stuff like 14 KB JPG go hiking or go out places on weekends >bitches any time I skip working out for a day She wasn't like this when we were dating! And now she wants to have kids which will make things even worse and will probably make her fat. Marriage is a huge mistake! 38 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)22:06:30 No.66874289 T HATE BEING MARRIED! Don't fall for it! >wife bitches every time I play videogames or watch anime >constantly have to host parties and BBQS >makes me do normie Chad stuff like 14 KB JPG go hiking or go out places on weekends >bitches any time I skip working out for a day She wasn't like this when we were dating! And now she wants to have kids which will make things even worse and will probably make her fat. Marriage is a huge mistake! 38 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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A non stays virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)19:55:09 No.66876081 >First day of college, orientation day >Nurse is going around handing out condoms to everyone >Makes eye contact with me, pauses for a brief second >Doesn't give me one 30 KB JPG She wanted me to do her raw, r-right
: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)19:55:09 No.66876081 >First day of college, orientation day >Nurse is going around handing out condoms to everyone >Makes eye contact with me, pauses for a brief second >Doesn't give me one 30 KB JPG She wanted me to do her raw, r-right

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Anon took the red pill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)07:33:54 No.66869327 >start playing video game >close it after 9 minutes >start listening to music >switch albums every 5 minutes >start watching a youtube video >open 10 tabs of 4chan >sleepy so go to bed 271 KB JPG >start being horny and c-- in 2 seconds what is wrong with me 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)07:33:54 No.66869327 >start playing video game >close it after 9 minutes >start listening to music >switch albums every 5 minutes >start watching a youtube video >open 10 tabs of 4chan >sleepy so go to bed 271 KB JPG >start being horny and c-- in 2 seconds what is wrong with me 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon uses the sink | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)08:05:05 No.870092936 >Don't piss in the sink it's disgusting, use the toilet. Pissing in the toilet: >Piss falls on the floor. >On the seat. >Get sprayed around the toilet bowl and flushing can't get it all off. 39 KB JPG >Whole room smells like piss. >Uses tons of water. Anons what the f--- is this b-------? The sink is clearly the proper way.
: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)08:05:05 No.870092936 >Don't piss in the sink it's disgusting, use the toilet. Pissing in the toilet: >Piss falls on the floor. >On the seat. >Get sprayed around the toilet bowl and flushing can't get it all off. 39 KB JPG >Whole room smells like piss. >Uses tons of water. Anons what the f--- is this b-------? The sink is clearly the proper way.

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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext


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Anon has anxiety | /r/Greentext


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Khan Academy | /r/Greentext


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Out of the frying pan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:47:27 No.66866134 >be a shy introvert >realise I'm bi way too late (19) I wasted my youth being afraid of women and not having gay sex. It's over. 89 KB PNG : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:47:51 No.66866141 no its not just install grindr and get a hook up my dude
: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:47:27 No.66866134 >be a shy introvert >realise I'm bi way too late (19) I wasted my youth being afraid of women and not having gay sex. It's over. 89 KB PNG : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:47:51 No.66866141 no its not just install grindr and get a hook up my dude

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Anon and his prayers | /r/Greentext


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Anon then tipped his fedora, to no avail | /r/Greentext


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Anon takes a pill | /r/Greentext


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The street life | /r/Greentext


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Watch out for the hobgoblin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)18:57:23 No.870097154 >Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose and small stature >didn't see them for about 3 years >started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin 22 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)18:57:23 No.870097154 >Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose and small stature >didn't see them for about 3 years >started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin 22 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon knows true power | /r/Greentext


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So it begins | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes a choice | /r/Greentext


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Anon loves Iron | /r/Greentext


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The election is heating up | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets fired | /r/Greentext

.png (194 kB, 631x595) No.46491256 Anonymous 13 min. ago >fired on first week of McDonalds because boomer father threw out my uniform and made me wear neat suit "Dress up for the job you want not the job you have" F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU
.png (194 kB, 631x595) No.46491256 Anonymous 13 min. ago >fired on first week of McDonalds because boomer father threw out my uniform and made me wear neat suit "Dress up for the job you want not the job you have" F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU

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Not green but wtf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)18:44:24 No.870045331 pretty sure my best buddy wouldn't want to know me any more if he knew I spend every evening photoshopping his sister's face into p--- then beating my d--- like it owes me 66 KB PNG money View Thread
: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)18:44:24 No.870045331 pretty sure my best buddy wouldn't want to know me any more if he knew I spend every evening photoshopping his sister's face into p--- then beating my d--- like it owes me 66 KB PNG money View Thread

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