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Anon then tipped his fedora, to no avail | /r/Greentext


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Anon takes a pill | /r/Greentext


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The street life | /r/Greentext


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Watch out for the hobgoblin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)18:57:23 No.870097154 >Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose and small stature >didn't see them for about 3 years >started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin 22 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)18:57:23 No.870097154 >Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose and small stature >didn't see them for about 3 years >started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin 22 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon knows true power | /r/Greentext


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So it begins | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes a choice | /r/Greentext


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Anon loves Iron | /r/Greentext


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The election is heating up | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets fired | /r/Greentext

.png (194 kB, 631x595) No.46491256 Anonymous 13 min. ago >fired on first week of McDonalds because boomer father threw out my uniform and made me wear neat suit "Dress up for the job you want not the job you have" F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU
.png (194 kB, 631x595) No.46491256 Anonymous 13 min. ago >fired on first week of McDonalds because boomer father threw out my uniform and made me wear neat suit "Dress up for the job you want not the job you have" F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU

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Not green but wtf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)18:44:24 No.870045331 pretty sure my best buddy wouldn't want to know me any more if he knew I spend every evening photoshopping his sister's face into p--- then beating my d--- like it owes me 66 KB PNG money View Thread
: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)18:44:24 No.870045331 pretty sure my best buddy wouldn't want to know me any more if he knew I spend every evening photoshopping his sister's face into p--- then beating my d--- like it owes me 66 KB PNG money View Thread

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Adventures of Anon | /r/Greentext

w friends at my house I says shes too drunk to <s if she can stay night AnonymouS No.643622648 1 hour ago os in my bed rts poking me ys she's really ticklish at me haha" to sleep ke up in bed alone High stories? >Be me, 17 >Going on a boat ride with my 2 bros >High as f--- off brownies >Sitting in some aluminum cheap ass chairs waiting >Taking it all in >Suddenly realize there's something between my thighs >Oh f--- I shat myself >Pretty f------ disappointed in myself >How the f--- did this happen >Walk to the bathroom awkwardly so the s--- nugget doesn't fall out of my shorts >Bathroom is near the booth to get the tickets >Huge crowd >F--- man I'm too high for this. >Have to pass through people whilst also trying to keep my legs closed. >For a high person this is very frustrating >Get in bathroom >mfw it was just my balls >mfw I spent 20 mins getting to the bathroom >mfw I have no face
w friends at my house I says shes too drunk to <s if she can stay night AnonymouS No.643622648 1 hour ago os in my bed rts poking me ys she's really ticklish at me haha" to sleep ke up in bed alone High stories? >Be me, 17 >Going on a boat ride with my 2 bros >High as f--- off brownies >Sitting in some aluminum cheap ass chairs waiting >Taking it all in >Suddenly realize there's something between my thighs >Oh f--- I shat myself >Pretty f------ disappointed in myself >How the f--- did this happen >Walk to the bathroom awkwardly so the s--- nugget doesn't fall out of my shorts >Bathroom is near the booth to get the tickets >Huge crowd >F--- man I'm too high for this. >Have to pass through people whilst also trying to keep my legs closed. >For a high person this is very frustrating >Get in bathroom >mfw it was just my balls >mfw I spent 20 mins getting to the bathroom >mfw I have no face

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Anon is ready for love. | /r/Greentext


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Anon doesn’t like dogs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:16:32 No.870030642 having dogs around you is the ultimate hell. owning dogs should be a crime >have ass holes living next to me with dogs >they're morningfags and always up first thing in the morning 11 KB JPG >they used to leave them out all day and night barking like morons >they stopped lately and have been less bad about it >i constantly get woken up by it >i get stressed out as soon as i hear it because sometimes they bark for 15 minutes and stop, sometimes they bark for hours, sometimes they bark then stop and i fall back asleep and they bark again >its literally the only noise around me i'd be perfectly fine without it >would have to wear earplugs for ONE PERSON >earplugs feel like s--- and hurt my ears after days of use >when i was going to school they would wake me up every day before my alarm clock and make studying hell >i cant go outside, sit on my porch, relax in my yard or anything without f------ dogs from the idiots around me >i have to hear the same f------ barking sound every day and wake up to it basically daily There's no f------ away from these idiots unless you have a 5 story palace and no person nearby View Thread
: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:16:32 No.870030642 having dogs around you is the ultimate hell. owning dogs should be a crime >have ass holes living next to me with dogs >they're morningfags and always up first thing in the morning 11 KB JPG >they used to leave them out all day and night barking like morons >they stopped lately and have been less bad about it >i constantly get woken up by it >i get stressed out as soon as i hear it because sometimes they bark for 15 minutes and stop, sometimes they bark for hours, sometimes they bark then stop and i fall back asleep and they bark again >its literally the only noise around me i'd be perfectly fine without it >would have to wear earplugs for ONE PERSON >earplugs feel like s--- and hurt my ears after days of use >when i was going to school they would wake me up every day before my alarm clock and make studying hell >i cant go outside, sit on my porch, relax in my yard or anything without f------ dogs from the idiots around me >i have to hear the same f------ barking sound every day and wake up to it basically daily There's no f------ away from these idiots unless you have a 5 story palace and no person nearby View Thread

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atleast its not a bad fetish? | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous Cooo0000oom 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, thi bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life
| Anonymous Cooo0000oom 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, thi bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

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Anon is asked for a source | /r/Greentext

>Source? Source? Source? >Do you have a source on that? I SCIENCE >Source? 148 KB PNG >A source. I need a source. >Sorry, I meanI need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. >No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. >You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. >Do you have a degree in that field?
>Source? Source? Source? >Do you have a source on that? I SCIENCE >Source? 148 KB PNG >A source. I need a source. >Sorry, I meanI need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. >No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. >You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. >Do you have a degree in that field?

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Hanging with the cool kids | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Indifag >Moved to new city >First day in school >Cool kids approach >They say hi >Black guys turn >l say whassup my n---- This air freshener didn't hang itself. 208 KB JPG >He's like yoo wassup brotha >Ask where l'm from >Саpe Town >My n---- I could tell on your light skinny ass >Lay off my body man >Alright we cool my n---- >l am cool with the cool kids
>Be me >Indifag >Moved to new city >First day in school >Cool kids approach >They say hi >Black guys turn >l say whassup my n---- This air freshener didn't hang itself. 208 KB JPG >He's like yoo wassup brotha >Ask where l'm from >Саpe Town >My n---- I could tell on your light skinny ass >Lay off my body man >Alright we cool my n---- >l am cool with the cool kids

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Anon plays Halo Infinite | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:23:27 No.870033300 >be me >start playing Halo Infinite >use BUTLR as a personal Al, because of funny bri'ish accent >get bored of him >switch to CIRC 99 KB PNG >start to really like her voice >look up her voice actress online >it's Kari Wahlgren >find her strangely attractive, despite not being into her type >it's probably the voice >naturally, look up her page on WikiFeet >she has pretty feet >damn >get really horny for her in every match >finally cave in and j------- to pictures of Kari Wahlgren's feet >c-- buckets >feels good man mfw nobody in my life knows how f------ weird I am 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:37:25 No.870034004 >>870033300 (OP) # You need help anon 17 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:23:27 No.870033300 >be me >start playing Halo Infinite >use BUTLR as a personal Al, because of funny bri'ish accent >get bored of him >switch to CIRC 99 KB PNG >start to really like her voice >look up her voice actress online >it's Kari Wahlgren >find her strangely attractive, despite not being into her type >it's probably the voice >naturally, look up her page on WikiFeet >she has pretty feet >damn >get really horny for her in every match >finally cave in and j------- to pictures of Kari Wahlgren's feet >c-- buckets >feels good man mfw nobody in my life knows how f------ weird I am 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:37:25 No.870034004 >>870033300 (OP) # You need help anon 17 KB JPG

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Alien hates humans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/10/21(Sun)19:20:26 No.157487117 1429472559173.jpg 103 KB JPG >alien that has an IQ of like 50000 >first thing he does when he wakes up is going on a Hulk rampage like a retard What was his f------ problem?
: Anonymous 10/10/21(Sun)19:20:26 No.157487117 1429472559173.jpg 103 KB JPG >alien that has an IQ of like 50000 >first thing he does when he wakes up is going on a Hulk rampage like a retard What was his f------ problem?

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Anon can't win | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)09:01:12 No.66524431 MFS BE LIKE GO TALK >wake up early TO HER >tired >day ruined I CANT BRO SHE MAKES ME NIERVOUS >sleep in >wasted entire day 458 KB JPG >day ruined theres no winning is there? View Thread
: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)09:01:12 No.66524431 MFS BE LIKE GO TALK >wake up early TO HER >tired >day ruined I CANT BRO SHE MAKES ME NIERVOUS >sleep in >wasted entire day 458 KB JPG >day ruined theres no winning is there? View Thread

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