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Wtf Keith.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 07/24/21(Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 а рoem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual 15 KB JPG pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you 1-5tz3g12
: Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 07/24/21(Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 а рoem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual 15 KB JPG pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you 1-5tz3g12

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anon visits a family restaurant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh.." "Th-this one.." [points to menu] >"Say it." 39 KB JPG "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r.rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-.f- fresh n... n fruity..." %3D
: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh.." "Th-this one.." [points to menu] >"Say it." 39 KB JPG "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r.rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-.f- fresh n... n fruity..." %3D

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Anon’s tour of Iraq | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png

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Anon goes on Omegle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)16:52:46 No.63881475 > be me > go on omegle because i have no friends > start political arguments with people 81 KB PNG > 5 minutes in >i disconnect when they are half way through typing a response Top kek : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)16:55:10 No.63881497 >>63881475 (OP) # Extremely based Keep it up OP 48 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)16:52:46 No.63881475 > be me > go on omegle because i have no friends > start political arguments with people 81 KB PNG > 5 minutes in >i disconnect when they are half way through typing a response Top kek : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)16:55:10 No.63881497 >>63881475 (OP) # Extremely based Keep it up OP 48 KB JPG

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Anon chews some gum | /r/Greentext

ll AT&T VPN 11:07 PM 62% Discord A boards.4chan.org : Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)22:59:29 No.781775753 >be me >19 yo 6/10 >Go out to movie with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >Its technically a date >Dinner and movie 5 KB PNG >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >Pull out 5GUM:TRUTH OR DARE PACK >Her wrapper says take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >I read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room to kiss >We laugh it off but u remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at though? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Showed her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads the other part of the wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next to you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum
ll AT&T VPN 11:07 PM 62% Discord A boards.4chan.org : Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)22:59:29 No.781775753 >be me >19 yo 6/10 >Go out to movie with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >Its technically a date >Dinner and movie 5 KB PNG >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >Pull out 5GUM:TRUTH OR DARE PACK >Her wrapper says take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >I read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room to kiss >We laugh it off but u remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at though? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Showed her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads the other part of the wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next to you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum

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anons mom find the stash | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)09:57:42 No.58869702 >tfw mom found the protein condoms 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)10:35:50 No.58870137 the what? 51 KB JPG >>58871699 # Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)12:34:28 No.58871699 >>58870137 # mom thinks whey is drugs so my brother and i hide protein in the toilet water tank in condoms
: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)09:57:42 No.58869702 >tfw mom found the protein condoms 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)10:35:50 No.58870137 the what? 51 KB JPG >>58871699 # Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)12:34:28 No.58871699 >>58870137 # mom thinks whey is drugs so my brother and i hide protein in the toilet water tank in condoms

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Anon has no clue | /r/Greentext

>the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
>the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon has a gaydar | /r/Greentext

Get to be known in my town as the guy with the best gaydar. How does it happen? >go to club >ask guy if he's gay and he says no >buy him a drink for being straight 10 KB JPG >after more drinks ask if he's gay again >he again says no >end of night rub his leg >he asks if I'm coming onto him >l ask if he cares >he says no so we go to his car >start sucking his d--- and feel him getting hard >pull his hard d--- out of my mouth >ha he's a f-----. >tell everyone that he's gay The best gaydar in town strikes again. Applauded for outing all the f------ in our town.
Get to be known in my town as the guy with the best gaydar. How does it happen? >go to club >ask guy if he's gay and he says no >buy him a drink for being straight 10 KB JPG >after more drinks ask if he's gay again >he again says no >end of night rub his leg >he asks if I'm coming onto him >l ask if he cares >he says no so we go to his car >start sucking his d--- and feel him getting hard >pull his hard d--- out of my mouth >ha he's a f-----. >tell everyone that he's gay The best gaydar in town strikes again. Applauded for outing all the f------ in our town.

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anon didn't get laid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >>40073896 # : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:58:31 No.40073865 >>40073827 # HOLY F------ S--- ANON LITERALLY HOW
: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >>40073896 # : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:58:31 No.40073865 >>40073827 # HOLY F------ S--- ANON LITERALLY HOW

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Anon’s a retard | /r/Greentext


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Anon changes his mind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1W ) [] 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE AME GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough *cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP
: Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1W ) [] 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE AME GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough *cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP

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Anon can’t afford it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/08/18(Mon)08:17:26 Nó.781801464 > be me > hopeless f----- > want to attempt suicide > clueless as to what's the quickest way, do some research > find lostallhope.com with details 1.64 MB GIF on every method > choose one randomly anyway > get in the logistics of preparing it > 'Suicide by hanging' seems alright > Go to home depot to get a rope > Can't afford buying the right rope > ffs.jpeg > Get back home to choose another way > Other ways are too complicated > decide to live > mfw I can't afford death > mfw killing myself is harder than living 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 10/08/18(Mon)08:17:26 Nó.781801464 > be me > hopeless f----- > want to attempt suicide > clueless as to what's the quickest way, do some research > find lostallhope.com with details 1.64 MB GIF on every method > choose one randomly anyway > get in the logistics of preparing it > 'Suicide by hanging' seems alright > Go to home depot to get a rope > Can't afford buying the right rope > ffs.jpeg > Get back home to choose another way > Other ways are too complicated > decide to live > mfw I can't afford death > mfw killing myself is harder than living 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)15:23:06 No.66899566 f3qiqxwbjl631.png 12 KB PNG >be 17 year old >20 year old Albanian chick at my school throws a party >one of her friends, a 21 year old uni student, starts chatting with me >seems very open, constantly complimenting me, saying i'm very smart and mature > impress her with my knowledge of history and my ability to speak several languages > once the alcohol gets to my head I decide to leave > girl says "don't leave, you're so cute!" > say nothing and leave because i don't know how to respond I think that was simultaneously the most virgin and the most alpha male thing i've ever done
: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)15:23:06 No.66899566 f3qiqxwbjl631.png 12 KB PNG >be 17 year old >20 year old Albanian chick at my school throws a party >one of her friends, a 21 year old uni student, starts chatting with me >seems very open, constantly complimenting me, saying i'm very smart and mature > impress her with my knowledge of history and my ability to speak several languages > once the alcohol gets to my head I decide to leave > girl says "don't leave, you're so cute!" > say nothing and leave because i don't know how to respond I think that was simultaneously the most virgin and the most alpha male thing i've ever done

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Black Magic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:56:23 No.160408196 >>160407906_(OP) # Maybe if any of you actually read the books, you would know Hermoine was written as a black 241 KB JPG girl from the start. Deathly Hallows page 234 paragraph 3 and I quote. >"Ron! Voldemort is getting away on his broomstick!". >"Oh No Harry! How are we going to catch him Ron replied. >Things looked dire indeed but just then Hermoine hollered at Harry and Ron from down the street. 11 >"Yo crackers, I gots us some bikes now lets roll on that jive ass noseless m-----------!" >"Hermoine, where did you get these bicycles?" inquired Harry. >"Shieeeettttt." replied Hermoine.
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:56:23 No.160408196 >>160407906_(OP) # Maybe if any of you actually read the books, you would know Hermoine was written as a black 241 KB JPG girl from the start. Deathly Hallows page 234 paragraph 3 and I quote. >"Ron! Voldemort is getting away on his broomstick!". >"Oh No Harry! How are we going to catch him Ron replied. >Things looked dire indeed but just then Hermoine hollered at Harry and Ron from down the street. 11 >"Yo crackers, I gots us some bikes now lets roll on that jive ass noseless m-----------!" >"Hermoine, where did you get these bicycles?" inquired Harry. >"Shieeeettttt." replied Hermoine.

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Anon has high iq | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?
| Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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Anon is Misled by his Mother | /r/Greentext

File : 1299418496.jpg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) DO Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >>always used to play with me after work, realy loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school >>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >>she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid > didnt understand the world >> dad would never do such a thing > went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back > was really sad, started crying and stuff > one month passed, not a singie sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me > one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer > didn't give a flying f---, he forgot me > later my wife told me i had to go to visit him >> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason > everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >> 3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sory that she didn't gave them to me > my heart crushed > mornents of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff > later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family >> it was a one-man-flat, one bed >> and in the middle of the living room >> in the middle of the living room > there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me
File : 1299418496.jpg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) DO Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >>always used to play with me after work, realy loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school >>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >>she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid > didnt understand the world >> dad would never do such a thing > went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back > was really sad, started crying and stuff > one month passed, not a singie sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me > one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer > didn't give a flying f---, he forgot me > later my wife told me i had to go to visit him >> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason > everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >> 3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sory that she didn't gave them to me > my heart crushed > mornents of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff > later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family >> it was a one-man-flat, one bed >> and in the middle of the living room >> in the middle of the living room > there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me

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Anon's mom knows... | /r/Greentext

12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 Anonymous She knows images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom > I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom :
12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 Anonymous She knows images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom > I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom :

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Anon stops lifting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)01:25:56 No.161917711 I have been weight lifting since September I had a dream wolf from starfox r---- me, I was weight lifting on some spaceship and for some 50 KB PNG reason wolf came into to do a set I am not a furry and I haven't played starfox since I was a kid and I am not gay It was funny at first because I was talking to him and he was giving me tips then he said I was doing a curl wrong and came behind me to show me then thats when it happened, I must have been struggling in my sleep and my butt was pressing on an after shave bottle I left on my bed against the wall, my tail bone is still hurts and my butt hole now I don't want to lift anymore >>161917785 # >>161920427 # >>161920570 # >>161920789 # >>161921228 # >>161921431 # >>161922267 #
: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)01:25:56 No.161917711 I have been weight lifting since September I had a dream wolf from starfox r---- me, I was weight lifting on some spaceship and for some 50 KB PNG reason wolf came into to do a set I am not a furry and I haven't played starfox since I was a kid and I am not gay It was funny at first because I was talking to him and he was giving me tips then he said I was doing a curl wrong and came behind me to show me then thats when it happened, I must have been struggling in my sleep and my butt was pressing on an after shave bottle I left on my bed against the wall, my tail bone is still hurts and my butt hole now I don't want to lift anymore >>161917785 # >>161920427 # >>161920570 # >>161920789 # >>161921228 # >>161921431 # >>161922267 #

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Anon finds ball | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 775957357 25 min. ago .. >be at work >found ball >ball is bouncy >have fun with ball Life is good 1.4 MB JPG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 775958078 12 min. ago .. >>775957357 (OP) good for you anon :) Anonymous | 775958269 9 min. ago •.. >>775957357 (OP) F--- you and your light-hearted joy.
Anonymous | 775957357 25 min. ago .. >be at work >found ball >ball is bouncy >have fun with ball Life is good 1.4 MB JPG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 775958078 12 min. ago .. >>775957357 (OP) good for you anon :) Anonymous | 775958269 9 min. ago •.. >>775957357 (OP) F--- you and your light-hearted joy.

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