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: Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1W ) [] 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE AME GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough *cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP
: Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1W ) [] 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE AME GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough *cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP

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Anon can’t afford it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/08/18(Mon)08:17:26 Nó.781801464 > be me > hopeless f----- > want to attempt suicide > clueless as to what's the quickest way, do some research > find lostallhope.com with details 1.64 MB GIF on every method > choose one randomly anyway > get in the logistics of preparing it > 'Suicide by hanging' seems alright > Go to home depot to get a rope > Can't afford buying the right rope > ffs.jpeg > Get back home to choose another way > Other ways are too complicated > decide to live > mfw I can't afford death > mfw killing myself is harder than living 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 10/08/18(Mon)08:17:26 Nó.781801464 > be me > hopeless f----- > want to attempt suicide > clueless as to what's the quickest way, do some research > find lostallhope.com with details 1.64 MB GIF on every method > choose one randomly anyway > get in the logistics of preparing it > 'Suicide by hanging' seems alright > Go to home depot to get a rope > Can't afford buying the right rope > ffs.jpeg > Get back home to choose another way > Other ways are too complicated > decide to live > mfw I can't afford death > mfw killing myself is harder than living 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)15:23:06 No.66899566 f3qiqxwbjl631.png 12 KB PNG >be 17 year old >20 year old Albanian chick at my school throws a party >one of her friends, a 21 year old uni student, starts chatting with me >seems very open, constantly complimenting me, saying i'm very smart and mature > impress her with my knowledge of history and my ability to speak several languages > once the alcohol gets to my head I decide to leave > girl says "don't leave, you're so cute!" > say nothing and leave because i don't know how to respond I think that was simultaneously the most virgin and the most alpha male thing i've ever done
: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)15:23:06 No.66899566 f3qiqxwbjl631.png 12 KB PNG >be 17 year old >20 year old Albanian chick at my school throws a party >one of her friends, a 21 year old uni student, starts chatting with me >seems very open, constantly complimenting me, saying i'm very smart and mature > impress her with my knowledge of history and my ability to speak several languages > once the alcohol gets to my head I decide to leave > girl says "don't leave, you're so cute!" > say nothing and leave because i don't know how to respond I think that was simultaneously the most virgin and the most alpha male thing i've ever done

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Black Magic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:56:23 No.160408196 >>160407906_(OP) # Maybe if any of you actually read the books, you would know Hermoine was written as a black 241 KB JPG girl from the start. Deathly Hallows page 234 paragraph 3 and I quote. >"Ron! Voldemort is getting away on his broomstick!". >"Oh No Harry! How are we going to catch him Ron replied. >Things looked dire indeed but just then Hermoine hollered at Harry and Ron from down the street. 11 >"Yo crackers, I gots us some bikes now lets roll on that jive ass noseless m-----------!" >"Hermoine, where did you get these bicycles?" inquired Harry. >"Shieeeettttt." replied Hermoine.
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:56:23 No.160408196 >>160407906_(OP) # Maybe if any of you actually read the books, you would know Hermoine was written as a black 241 KB JPG girl from the start. Deathly Hallows page 234 paragraph 3 and I quote. >"Ron! Voldemort is getting away on his broomstick!". >"Oh No Harry! How are we going to catch him Ron replied. >Things looked dire indeed but just then Hermoine hollered at Harry and Ron from down the street. 11 >"Yo crackers, I gots us some bikes now lets roll on that jive ass noseless m-----------!" >"Hermoine, where did you get these bicycles?" inquired Harry. >"Shieeeettttt." replied Hermoine.

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Anon has high iq | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?
| Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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Anon is Misled by his Mother | /r/Greentext

File : 1299418496.jpg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) DO Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >>always used to play with me after work, realy loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school >>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >>she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid > didnt understand the world >> dad would never do such a thing > went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back > was really sad, started crying and stuff > one month passed, not a singie sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me > one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer > didn't give a flying f---, he forgot me > later my wife told me i had to go to visit him >> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason > everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >> 3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sory that she didn't gave them to me > my heart crushed > mornents of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff > later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family >> it was a one-man-flat, one bed >> and in the middle of the living room >> in the middle of the living room > there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me
File : 1299418496.jpg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) DO Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >>always used to play with me after work, realy loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school >>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >>she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid > didnt understand the world >> dad would never do such a thing > went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back > was really sad, started crying and stuff > one month passed, not a singie sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me > one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer > didn't give a flying f---, he forgot me > later my wife told me i had to go to visit him >> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason > everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >> 3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sory that she didn't gave them to me > my heart crushed > mornents of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff > later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family >> it was a one-man-flat, one bed >> and in the middle of the living room >> in the middle of the living room > there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me

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Anon's mom knows... | /r/Greentext

12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 Anonymous She knows images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom > I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom :
12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 Anonymous She knows images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom > I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom :

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Anon stops lifting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)01:25:56 No.161917711 I have been weight lifting since September I had a dream wolf from starfox r---- me, I was weight lifting on some spaceship and for some 50 KB PNG reason wolf came into to do a set I am not a furry and I haven't played starfox since I was a kid and I am not gay It was funny at first because I was talking to him and he was giving me tips then he said I was doing a curl wrong and came behind me to show me then thats when it happened, I must have been struggling in my sleep and my butt was pressing on an after shave bottle I left on my bed against the wall, my tail bone is still hurts and my butt hole now I don't want to lift anymore >>161917785 # >>161920427 # >>161920570 # >>161920789 # >>161921228 # >>161921431 # >>161922267 #
: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)01:25:56 No.161917711 I have been weight lifting since September I had a dream wolf from starfox r---- me, I was weight lifting on some spaceship and for some 50 KB PNG reason wolf came into to do a set I am not a furry and I haven't played starfox since I was a kid and I am not gay It was funny at first because I was talking to him and he was giving me tips then he said I was doing a curl wrong and came behind me to show me then thats when it happened, I must have been struggling in my sleep and my butt was pressing on an after shave bottle I left on my bed against the wall, my tail bone is still hurts and my butt hole now I don't want to lift anymore >>161917785 # >>161920427 # >>161920570 # >>161920789 # >>161921228 # >>161921431 # >>161922267 #

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Anon finds ball | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 775957357 25 min. ago .. >be at work >found ball >ball is bouncy >have fun with ball Life is good 1.4 MB JPG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 775958078 12 min. ago .. >>775957357 (OP) good for you anon :) Anonymous | 775958269 9 min. ago •.. >>775957357 (OP) F--- you and your light-hearted joy.
Anonymous | 775957357 25 min. ago .. >be at work >found ball >ball is bouncy >have fun with ball Life is good 1.4 MB JPG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 775958078 12 min. ago .. >>775957357 (OP) good for you anon :) Anonymous | 775958269 9 min. ago •.. >>775957357 (OP) F--- you and your light-hearted joy.

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Anon hates zoomer culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)01:28:08 No.66892911 >in this day and age impregnation, the sole purpose of sex, is considered a fetish/paraphilia I f------ hate this timeline 36 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)01:28:08 No.66892911 >in this day and age impregnation, the sole purpose of sex, is considered a fetish/paraphilia I f------ hate this timeline 36 KB JPG

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Full circle boys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)21:21:05 No.781570346 >Be me >2 years ago >In high school >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)21:21:05 No.781570346 >Be me >2 years ago >In high school >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon created monster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)23:10:06 No.62929192 >get gf into powerlifting and martial arts to share my hobbies with her >she gets into it, but also starts doing athleticism >makes me run and cycle with her every f------ day >today she made me run around 8 KB JPG 35km >tomorrow she wants to jump off a bridge with me and swim to the other side of our local river >l'm really scared and I don't want to do it, but I will because I don't want to lose her respect I created a monster. I'll die tomorrow, I can feel it
: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)23:10:06 No.62929192 >get gf into powerlifting and martial arts to share my hobbies with her >she gets into it, but also starts doing athleticism >makes me run and cycle with her every f------ day >today she made me run around 8 KB JPG 35km >tomorrow she wants to jump off a bridge with me and swim to the other side of our local river >l'm really scared and I don't want to do it, but I will because I don't want to lose her respect I created a monster. I'll die tomorrow, I can feel it

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Anon - The Angel as always | /r/Greentext

Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet 99 KB JPG >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >l pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >l open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >l want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome
Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet 99 KB JPG >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >l pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >l open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >l want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome

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Anon thanks the bugs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/19(Tue)22:18:52 No.803166537 >be me >minor depression, major anxiety, major ptsd >cutting grass at 9:30 at night because I kept putting it of all day >see a flash in the corner of my 16 KB JPG eye >lightning bug? >lightning bug. >start having fond memories of catching and releasing lightning bugs with my late dad >feelsgoodman >suddenly start running around like an autistic child catching lightning bugs >MostFunl'veHadlnAWhile.jpg >remember having to call my dad over to reach the ones high up in the sky >mfw I can reach them now haven't felt depressed since Thank you lightning bugs
: Anonymous 06/25/19(Tue)22:18:52 No.803166537 >be me >minor depression, major anxiety, major ptsd >cutting grass at 9:30 at night because I kept putting it of all day >see a flash in the corner of my 16 KB JPG eye >lightning bug? >lightning bug. >start having fond memories of catching and releasing lightning bugs with my late dad >feelsgoodman >suddenly start running around like an autistic child catching lightning bugs >MostFunl'veHadlnAWhile.jpg >remember having to call my dad over to reach the ones high up in the sky >mfw I can reach them now haven't felt depressed since Thank you lightning bugs

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Anon is from another planet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)09:38:44 No.775937358 >tfw you weren't born on a planet in a different galaxy >a planet full of super futuristic beings >you are stuck here >on this God forsaken rock in the boons of the 126 KB JPG universe with an endless amount of mouth breathing retards that have absolutely no clue Really feels bad man I f------ hate this place : Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)09:42:40 No.775937596 >>775937358 (OP) # Take your meds you schizo f---. >>775937732 #
: Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)09:38:44 No.775937358 >tfw you weren't born on a planet in a different galaxy >a planet full of super futuristic beings >you are stuck here >on this God forsaken rock in the boons of the 126 KB JPG universe with an endless amount of mouth breathing retards that have absolutely no clue Really feels bad man I f------ hate this place : Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)09:42:40 No.775937596 >>775937358 (OP) # Take your meds you schizo f---. >>775937732 #

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Anon is a redditor | /r/Greentext

You shouldn't be here Neither should you 987t4n3cc.png 1 MB PNG >be me, redditor >be you, redditor >pic related
You shouldn't be here Neither should you 987t4n3cc.png 1 MB PNG >be me, redditor >be you, redditor >pic related

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anon might not like his surprise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)09:00:46 No.51932917 >talking to qt boy on discord >he lives an hour drive away >agree to meet up next weekend I haven't told him I'm trans yet but I'm sure he'll understand. I'm Daddy going to go on a few dates with him before I tell him 328 KB GIF : Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)09:02:01 No.51932931 >>51932917 (OP) # >discord don't worry, he'll be fine with it.
: Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)09:00:46 No.51932917 >talking to qt boy on discord >he lives an hour drive away >agree to meet up next weekend I haven't told him I'm trans yet but I'm sure he'll understand. I'm Daddy going to go on a few dates with him before I tell him 328 KB GIF : Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)09:02:01 No.51932931 >>51932917 (OP) # >discord don't worry, he'll be fine with it.

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