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>be me >20 year old zoomer >supersingle >try to talk to fellow zoomer girl >hello >THATS KINDA SUS 16 KB JPG >КРОР >ΤΙΚΤΟΚ >LOL I LOVE MEMES IM SO QUIRKY why are they like this

>be me >20 year old zoomer >supersingle >try to talk to fellow zoomer girl >hello >THATS KINDA SUS 16 KB JPG >КРОР >ΤΙΚΤΟΚ >LOL I LOVE MEMES IM SO QUIRKY why are they like this

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Anon goes to college | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)10:27:42 No.870385484 College is s--- man >be me >first day back at college >go to first class >fundamentals of business 505 KB PNG >late >sit next to broccoli hair f----- bc no seats left >old boomer for professor, shills his s----- text book >i'm just going to pirate it kek >next class >music appreciation >stand outside classroom for 30 minutes waiting on professor >20 other c---- standing, no one is talking, everyone on cell phone >ask girl next to me what her major is >gives me a death stare and says nothing >goddamn.jpeg >professor finally arrives late, spends entire class talking about how music is the most important subject >raise hand, say that that's not true >"name a more important subject anon" >"like, all of them. i'm just in here because i don't want to take a second english" >no one laughs >feel like an a------, was trying to joke around My next class is public speaking, god f------ help me.

: Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)10:27:42 No.870385484 College is s--- man >be me >first day back at college >go to first class >fundamentals of business 505 KB PNG >late >sit next to broccoli hair f----- bc no seats left >old boomer for professor, shills his s----- text book >i'm just going to pirate it kek >next class >music appreciation >stand outside classroom for 30 minutes waiting on professor >20 other c---- standing, no one is talking, everyone on cell phone >ask girl next to me what her major is >gives me a death stare and says nothing >goddamn.jpeg >professor finally arrives late, spends entire class talking about how music is the most important subject >raise hand, say that that's not true >"name a more important subject anon" >"like, all of them. i'm just in here because i don't want to take a second english" >no one laughs >feel like an a------, was trying to joke around My next class is public speaking, god f------ help me.

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Anon keeps it simple | /r/Greentext

>be me >fish ><>

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What is reality? | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (9 KB, 215x234) O Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)20:51:28 No.870400006 >had my first boyfriend when I was 16 >told me Im natural when It comes to BJ, feel flattered and do it with joy >next boyfriend I had with 18 told me the same >when I was 22 I had another one, told me the same as well >get drunk with my girls, we have a talk about sex >boast how good my head is >my friends smile >Friend A "yeah anon, that's what they told me too" >Friend B "I heard the same" >Friend C, more of the silent type, typical nerd: "I think they just conditioned you by positive reinforcement." silence.exe >go back home later >lay in bed >contemplate my aquired d---------- addiction Are men really this cunning?

File: images.jpg (9 KB, 215x234) O Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)20:51:28 No.870400006 >had my first boyfriend when I was 16 >told me Im natural when It comes to BJ, feel flattered and do it with joy >next boyfriend I had with 18 told me the same >when I was 22 I had another one, told me the same as well >get drunk with my girls, we have a talk about sex >boast how good my head is >my friends smile >Friend A "yeah anon, that's what they told me too" >Friend B "I heard the same" >Friend C, more of the silent type, typical nerd: "I think they just conditioned you by positive reinforcement." silence.exe >go back home later >lay in bed >contemplate my aquired d---------- addiction Are men really this cunning?

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: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)11:29:42 No.789007932 >in school >chinese transfer student comes up to me >barely speaks english >"anon how speak person that make you learn in class?" 8 KB JPG >he means teacher >teacher is black >idea >"oh it's n-----" >ching chong steps into class >happy exclaims "HI N-----" >mfw View Thread

: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)11:29:42 No.789007932 >in school >chinese transfer student comes up to me >barely speaks english >"anon how speak person that make you learn in class?" 8 KB JPG >he means teacher >teacher is black >idea >"oh it's n-----" >ching chong steps into class >happy exclaims "HI N-----" >mfw View Thread

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Anon Travels | /r/Greentext

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Remembering Good Times with Puppy | /r/Greentext

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Anon has a chat with his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG

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Anon is a artist. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES

Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES

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Anon tells the time | /r/Greentext

1418776509444.jpg| 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"

1418776509444.jpg| 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"

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gf feels ..... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok 326 KB PNG >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him >>14818837 # >>14818848 # >>14818881 # >>14818889 # >>14818892 # >>14818905 # >>14820244 # >>14820367 # >>14820732 # >>14821629 # >>14823419 #

Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok 326 KB PNG >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him >>14818837 # >>14818848 # >>14818881 # >>14818889 # >>14818892 # >>14818905 # >>14820244 # >>14820367 # >>14820732 # >>14821629 # >>14823419 #

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Anon goes to subway | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/27/13(Sun)20:15:03 UTC-4 No.513020284 Replies: >>513022161 >>51302 ITT: Fastfood stories 'll start: >be me living at uni >go to Subway to pick up some lunch before class >down time, only 2 other people in there >employee hears the bell and comes out from the back >9/10 skinny blond >holding her phone up to her ear but not talking >I wait a bit and she gives me look >figure she's on hold and 'd better order >Ya, 'l have a 6-inch BLT on Italian and-" >c--- cuts me off >"Can't you see I'm on the f------ phone?!" >mfw >wait for 2 minutes, 3 more people get in line behind me >finally she finishes listening to her phone >"Alright, the hell do you want?" >dat filename >her mistake was bitching at me, a former Subway employee >time to f--- up her day >order a footlong double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread >that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs >make her microwave that s--- for 2 minutes >she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned >fails miserably >order all the vegies >she tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it >make her double everything >guy behind me laughing his ass off >bread is stretched completely open and tearing >time to destroy this sandwich for sure >ask for oil, say tell her l'll say when she's used enough >wait for her to stop on her own >make her double that >oil bottle is basically empty >added an assortment of other sauces >just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors >sandwich is 40% sauces >she calls me an a------ and attempts to close the damn thing >sandwich immediatly spews all of its contents all over her uniform, $200 jeans, and $500 shoes >she starts crying >lean over the counter >Ive changed my mind, l'd like a 6-inch BLT on Italian."

Anonymous 10/27/13(Sun)20:15:03 UTC-4 No.513020284 Replies: >>513022161 >>51302 ITT: Fastfood stories 'll start: >be me living at uni >go to Subway to pick up some lunch before class >down time, only 2 other people in there >employee hears the bell and comes out from the back >9/10 skinny blond >holding her phone up to her ear but not talking >I wait a bit and she gives me look >figure she's on hold and 'd better order >Ya, 'l have a 6-inch BLT on Italian and-" >c--- cuts me off >"Can't you see I'm on the f------ phone?!" >mfw >wait for 2 minutes, 3 more people get in line behind me >finally she finishes listening to her phone >"Alright, the hell do you want?" >dat filename >her mistake was bitching at me, a former Subway employee >time to f--- up her day >order a footlong double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread >that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs >make her microwave that s--- for 2 minutes >she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned >fails miserably >order all the vegies >she tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it >make her double everything >guy behind me laughing his ass off >bread is stretched completely open and tearing >time to destroy this sandwich for sure >ask for oil, say tell her l'll say when she's used enough >wait for her to stop on her own >make her double that >oil bottle is basically empty >added an assortment of other sauces >just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors >sandwich is 40% sauces >she calls me an a------ and attempts to close the damn thing >sandwich immediatly spews all of its contents all over her uniform, $200 jeans, and $500 shoes >she starts crying >lean over the counter >Ive changed my mind, l'd like a 6-inch BLT on Italian."

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Anon is waiting for the Nobel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/20(Sat)08:53:58 No.838978048 I just had the perfect idea. >vasectomies are reversible >[lightbulb] >enforce a new law >every child with a penis and testicles over the age of 5 must have a vasectomy performed on 719 KB PNG them >the vasectomy may not be legally reversed until the child becomes an adult and deliberately decides that he wants children >reversal is free >libtards are happy because they can f--- each other day in and day out without worrying about making babies >conservatrash is happy because abortions have dropped to zero as they are now rendered obsolete >where's my nobel Thoughts?

: Anonymous 10/31/20(Sat)08:53:58 No.838978048 I just had the perfect idea. >vasectomies are reversible >[lightbulb] >enforce a new law >every child with a penis and testicles over the age of 5 must have a vasectomy performed on 719 KB PNG them >the vasectomy may not be legally reversed until the child becomes an adult and deliberately decides that he wants children >reversal is free >libtards are happy because they can f--- each other day in and day out without worrying about making babies >conservatrash is happy because abortions have dropped to zero as they are now rendered obsolete >where's my nobel Thoughts?

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Anon's dog hates him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/19(Wed)23:49:12 No.51880974 >lay down next to doggy >pet doggy >doggy gets uncomfortable, walks away, and lays down somewhere else 34 KB PNG

: Anonymous 04/10/19(Wed)23:49:12 No.51880974 >lay down next to doggy >pet doggy >doggy gets uncomfortable, walks away, and lays down somewhere else 34 KB PNG

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Anon is short | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Help AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close 44 KB JPG >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 | >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the f--- do I do HELP ANONS : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699 Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler >>53056712 # >>53057080 #

: Anonymous Help AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close 44 KB JPG >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 | >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the f--- do I do HELP ANONS : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699 Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler >>53056712 # >>53057080 #

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Anon is desperate to date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why do I care so much? 01/10/22(Mon)09:19:45 No.25638875 > meet this girl on bumble > "hiya handsome" > girl is my type black hair/glasses cream.png > come off smooth convo goes good > be real with her and let her know im not 159 KB JPG playing games and want to go out on a date > says she wants to see me, plan Sunday > Sunday comes > get ghosted all day she responds later at night says she was in pain ask why never get a response > try to talk to her and getting dry responses Don't want to lose this bro's, 21 never had a gf and it's a girl that's my type, my problem is I keep checking my phone to see if she responds. why do I do this do I not have any self respect? Help bros

: Anonymous Why do I care so much? 01/10/22(Mon)09:19:45 No.25638875 > meet this girl on bumble > "hiya handsome" > girl is my type black hair/glasses cream.png > come off smooth convo goes good > be real with her and let her know im not 159 KB JPG playing games and want to go out on a date > says she wants to see me, plan Sunday > Sunday comes > get ghosted all day she responds later at night says she was in pain ask why never get a response > try to talk to her and getting dry responses Don't want to lose this bro's, 21 never had a gf and it's a girl that's my type, my problem is I keep checking my phone to see if she responds. why do I do this do I not have any self respect? Help bros

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If someone yells stop, goes limp, or taps out, the topping is over. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)06:25:02 No.63555730 >We're a generation raised by women, I'm starting to wonder if another woman is really the answer we need. 207 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)06:26:14 No.63555742 >>63555730 (OP) # we need to get TOPPED >>63555769 # : Anonymous 05/07/21 (Fri)06:29:21 No.63555769 >>63555742 # The first rule of getting TOPPED is that you do not talk about getting TOPPED! 94 KB JPG

: Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)06:25:02 No.63555730 >We're a generation raised by women, I'm starting to wonder if another woman is really the answer we need. 207 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)06:26:14 No.63555742 >>63555730 (OP) # we need to get TOPPED >>63555769 # : Anonymous 05/07/21 (Fri)06:29:21 No.63555769 >>63555742 # The first rule of getting TOPPED is that you do not talk about getting TOPPED! 94 KB JPG

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Anon lives by a stadium | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/18(Sat)19:18:18 No.781678304 >be me >be fapping >right as l'm nearing the finish I hear the national anthem start >mfw the first time I nutted during the national anthem 41 KB PNG : Anonymous 10/06/18(Sat)19:20:48 No.781678484 >edit: I live by a stadium

: Anonymous 10/06/18(Sat)19:18:18 No.781678304 >be me >be fapping >right as l'm nearing the finish I hear the national anthem start >mfw the first time I nutted during the national anthem 41 KB PNG : Anonymous 10/06/18(Sat)19:20:48 No.781678484 >edit: I live by a stadium

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